Magic Satchel

[15:41] <@SN|Watchemon> Mango!
[15:42] SN|Watchemon claps his hands
[15:42] <@SN|Watchemon> Roll for anal circumference!
[15:42] <@Jimcloud> I didn't think Mango came in here
[15:42] <@SN|Watchemon> I know
[15:42] <@SN|Watchemon> It was a joke
[15:42] <@Jimcloud> oh mkay
[15:42] <@SN|Watchemon> It would have been more awesome if he were here, and frankly he should appear at my bidding
[15:42] <@SN|Watchemon> But it still works well enough
[15:43] <@Hexedmagica> xD

[15:44] <+SN|Watchemon> gf roll 1d100
[15:44] <+GFSacred> SN|Watchemon rolls 97, needs 54, SN|Watchemon LIVES
[15:44] <+SN|Watchemon> How's that, Mango, sufficient?
[15:45] <+Mango> Yeah
[15:45] <+Mango> Your anus is fully capable of containing whatever it is you shoved in there
[15:46] <+Ark> An interesting new fact about SN, there, and not one I necessarily wanted to know.
[15:47] <+SN|Watchemon> It's probably because "my anus" is an abstraction
[15:47] <+SN|Watchemon> No anatomy, yo
[15:47] <+Mango> So basically you have an infinitely large anus?
[15:47] Jimcloud gags
[15:47] <+Jimcloud> this couldn't have waited until after breakfast?
[15:47] <+Ark> Heh
[15:48] <+Mango> (protip: won't be able to beat me on this, I can out-vulgar BH)
[15:51] SN|Watchemon should probably use his anus as a magic satchel
[15:51] Ark screencaps this for use out of context
[15:51] <+Mango> XD
[15:52] <+SN|Watchemon> Fair enough