Slayersteady: Chapter 4: General Mayhem

[20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Chapter 4: General Mayhem]
[20:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> The stampede of merchants, aristocrats, and people who have more money than they deserve causes a huge ruckus in the streets.
[20:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> The guards quickly flood the city trying their best to calm the panic, but when they learn of what happened they immediately realize they are powerless.
[20:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Because no matter what you did, no matter what crime you commited, solely because of the location you are completely beyond their reach.
[20:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> No guard would dare set foot in this place.
[20:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> The guildmasters greedy fingers are crawling so deep in the pockets of the higher ups that even this illegal underground fighting was tolerated.
[20:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> But these people, the guards, the terrified patrons, all of these secondary characters are irrelevant.
[20:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> You smile across the caged ring at your newest beloved.
[20:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> She leans against the wall gripping her weighted rapier tightly.
[20:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her wide hips and plump bottom are hugged tightly by her brown pants that are cut low leaving her midriff bare. The elgs as well cut off half way down the calf to make room for her hooves.
[20:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her large breasts are covered by a flowing silk blouse, that on most women would have a lot of room but she fills it out nicely.
[20:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her proportions are... mouthwatering.
[20:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> You like your lips and taste the blood on your face.
[20:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> You see her vesibly tense up as you make eye contact with her.
[20:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> "What's wrong? Don't you like my present? He was going to hurt you, my darling!" you explain as you wave the dead fighters dripping heart around.
[20:27] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Who.... are you?" The lovely minotaur asks as she stands, her knees still visibly knocking.
[20:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm the love of your life, silly." you say with a smile.
[20:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> The dread on her face delights you.
[20:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Y-you... like me? So you killed my opponent?..." She stammers.
[20:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yes! Exactly." you say with a smile as you open your arms as if expecting a hug.
[20:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her shaking stopped...
[20:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> You stare vacantly as her breathing stabilizes.
[20:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Eh?...." You say, unaccustomed to this reaction.
[20:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Idiot...." She says under her breath.
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> "If you really love me then stay out of my fights!" she says as she looks at you with an expression of anger.
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> You heart breaks.
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> You drop to your knees as tears begin rolling down your cheeks.
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> "A FOOL! I'M SUCH A FOOL!"
[20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> You begin to slam your head into the concrete floor causing blood to trail down your face.
[20:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> "How could I have been so oblivious! You're honorable dual was dashed by my selfish interferance! Can you ever forgive me my love!?" You wail as you crawl slowly toward the minotaur.
[20:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Eh? E-eh?.... What? Y-you're serious..." She stammars once again visibly shaken.
[20:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I know!... I understand. I get it. Allow my to compensate for my folly my love."
[20:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> You stand up and draw your knife as you gaze at your beloved snugglecow.
[20:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> "If it's a fight, then I'll gladly be your opponent my love." You say with a sadistic grin.
[20:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> Of course!
[20:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> She's the honorable type.
[20:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> A proud duelist who fights to the death with her honor at stake for a hard won prize.
[20:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> How could you!?
[20:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> How could you step on her pride.
[20:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> What a terrible man you are allowing your beloved's pride to be crushed by your selfish intent!
[20:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> This is a situation that you can only make up for by doing to her exactly as her opponent would have without intervention!
[20:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> To express your love and understanding to her you'll have to crack open her skull just like he was about to!
[20:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "W-wait! You're missing the point! You already ruined it by-"
[20:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Nonsense!" you say with a grin as you stretch your back and crack your neck.
[20:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It was just a little mistake, wait a moment my love. I'll fix it right away!"
[20:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> As if she can feel the intent in your words the duelist minotaur strikes defensive stance.
[20:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You.... are insane." She says.
[20:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm in love darling.... of course I'm insane." You reply.
[20:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Ara ara~, this is interesting." You hear off to the side.
[20:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> You turn to see who would dare intervene in your first date with your cuddley milksnuggle.
[20:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> The woman with curly brown hair hanging just past her ears looks upon you from a seat on the bench surrounding the ring and smiles.
[20:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her large deep green eyes and the cheongsam tightly hugging her curvy body give her an exotic appearance.
[20:40] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her long legs are crosssed and she's wearing some kind of baggy white pants under the oriental dress, whcih seems to defeat the purpose.
[20:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> On her head are a pair of round brown ears and a long banded tail swishes in the air behind her.
[20:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> A tanuki?
[20:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Ah.... would you be the guild master?" you ask with a smile.
[20:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That would be me, yes. Don't let me interrupt.~" She returns as she smiles with a hand on her cheek.
[20:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Ah! Such wealth and beauty..." You say as you grip your chest.
[20:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> But wait!
[20:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> You can't simply abandon your lovely angel-steak!
[20:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> What to do...
[20:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> http://strawpoll.me/873192
[20:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell thewizardninja Imouto
[20:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell thewizardninja Imouto
[20:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell thewizardninja Imouto
[20:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell thewizardninja Imouto
[20:45] <!Emilybroshoujo> CEB Brotius HyakkoF Taco_Hell thewizardninja Imouto
[20:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> :50
[20:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vote damn it!
[20:48] <Brotius> we... did..
[20:48] <@CEB> hold on, catching up
[20:49] <@CEB> lol
[20:49] <@CEB> that result
[20:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm sorry..." You whisper softly.
[20:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> You look across at your meaty cuddlecow and smile wistfully.
[20:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm afraid my heart is too big to belong just to you, darling."
[20:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'll redeem myself in your eyes quickly so that I can move on to smothering my new lovey dovey little heart bandit in affection." You say as you spread your arms wide.
[20:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Ara?~ Me, how sweet!" The tanuki says.
[20:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> You clutch your chest and turn to her tears trailing down your face.
[20:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You truly understand me my lo-"
[20:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> You avoid the rapier thrusts at your thraot.
[20:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Such a brutal opening attack, my hearts all a flutter." You say as you look back over your shoulder with blood trailing from the new cut on your cheek.
[20:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You are dangerous." The minotaur says.
[20:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I can tell that you are dangerous, to me and to any other woman you meet."
[20:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "But I could forgive that, and even your affront to my honor."
[20:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm no killer, so I could forgive all those things and leave you to the guards."
[20:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> "But what I can't forgive is a guy throwing around the word love so casually!" She shouts as she strikes at you again rapidly.
[20:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> You avoid each blow before parrying the last once and catching the blade between two fingers and the edge of your dagger.
[20:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> You lean in close to her suddenly causing ehr to recoil.
[20:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> "CASUAL!?" You scream at her."
[20:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You think my love is any less genuine than anyone else!? How dare you!"
[20:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I will show you the extend of my love for you!" You shout as you break away from her and gain your distance.
[20:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You keep going on about love but you're just some creeper who claims he loves anything he wants to have sex with!" She shouts as you sheath your dagger.
[20:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> "So what?" You respond as you clap your hands together filling the room with magic.
[20:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Ara?~" The tanuki says as she opens her green eyes fully for the first time.
[20:59] <Imouto> (Meanwhile in fourth wall land, I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS)
[21:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You think that just because my feelings are sexual it makes them any less relevant? Don't be a child! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME LOVING YOUR BODY!"
[21:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> Lightning arcs between your hands and your body begins vibrating at a high speed as your haste magic kicks in.
[21:01] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Thats..." the minotaur attempts to say something.
[21:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> "No, my love.... I'll show you that just because my feelings of love aren't pure it doesn't make them casual..."
[21:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You can't love someone just for how they look!" She shouts.
[21:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Of course not!"
[21:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> "BUT YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE!" You shout as you dash towards her.
[21:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> She's never faced someone like you before.
[21:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> The look on her face tells you that.
[21:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> This is the first time she's ever fought an opponent that she simply could not keep up with.
[21:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> She can see you running at her.
[21:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> She can see you aiming to send your lightning through her midsection.
[21:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> She can see and react to all fo that, but it doesn't matter.
[21:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> The time it will take for her to react is simply longer than the time it takes you to fully close the gap and strike her with both of your palms.
[21:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> That's it.
[21:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> The flash is bright but the damage is superficial.
[21:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> The minotaur screams and buckles over holding her mid section and twitching from the risidual lightning arcing from her.
[21:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I will come to know you in time, and I will come to love you for more than your body."
[21:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> "But until then... your body is more than enough to make me fall head over heels for you my love." You say as you whip your arms downwards dispelling your shocking grasp.
[21:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> The minotaur struggles to look up to you.
[21:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "So my love.... do you forgive me for robbing you of your honorably defeat?" You say as you tilt your head.
[21:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Y-yeah..." she struggles to say.
[21:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> "That's surprising, I thought you would scream how you hate me and want me to die." You say with a smile.
[21:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm.... not good at dealing with confessions." She says quietly as she curls into the fetal position.
[21:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> "It only adds to your charm my love.... tell me your name." You say, not bothering to be polite about it given the situation.
[21:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Arlina..." She says weakly.
[21:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm Devaroth, it's nice to meet you my love."
[21:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> You walk away from the defeated minotaur.
[21:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> You can introduce her to your toasty scaleybutt later.
[21:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> "You're next my darling." you say as you glare across to the Tanuki.
[21:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "... Are you a spell thief?" she says with a nervous grin.
[21:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> "Yep." You respond honestly.
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I see, in that case you can have my body if you want. I'd rather not resist and end up dead."
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> She shrugs.
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> ....
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> The room goes deathly quiet.
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> Eerily quiet.
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> You finally let your smile fall and look into her eyes with disgust.
[21:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> "How boring." You spit with a scowl
[21:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> As if she can see death in your expression she freezes up completely.
[21:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> You turn your back on the tanuki and pick up the quivering body of your cuddlecow.
[21:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> "I'm going back to my room. I don't feel like wooing you anymore." You say as you walk out the front door of the guild.
[21:14] <!Emilybroshoujo> The streets are empty as you walk back to the Inn.
[21:15] <!Emilybroshoujo> [Chapter 4 - End]