Piss_Poor #34

[18:31:00]	Mad_Modd	our group has just gotten Elektron a fancee new 'outfit'. They had also just slunk off to wait for the circus to open properly, the freak show and main attraction seeming to be the only things this place had other than a few stands. There were few patrons about, must have something to do with the location....
[18:32:01]	Elektron	is currently hiding underneath the robot "Rage... Do you have any spare clothes?" he asks, his blush still bright red
[18:32:10]	Ragebrew	pulled the MoP cloak off her shoulders and threw it at Elektron. "Something for yer dignity."
[18:33:24]	Long-shot	is hidden, her coat and body all black as she stands in the shadows hiding but looking around at other ponies
[18:33:41]	Elektron	gets out from under the robot and quickly puts it on "Thanks."
[18:34:40]	Merciful_Devotion	lazes a bit away, idly checking over her weapons
[18:34:52]	Ragebrew	stood up, still fwuffed out, and looked to the party. "Right, anyone else curious how this place is still around, even through it's pissing distance from Old App?"
[18:34:56]	Midnight_Hour	spends her time carefully examining the bandoliers without putting them on.
[18:36:20]	Elektron	gulps "I guess, though I have a feeling it can't be for anything good..."
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[18:40:36]	Ragebrew	looked around for a moment, then sighed. "Damnit Long, stop vanishing... Looks like the show is gonna take a while to get doing. Figure we can sort out what the hell this place is before we see what goes on here as well."
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[18:42:51]	Long-shot	quickly zooms over to Ragey and is completely pitch black and nuzzles her
[18:43:46]	Ragebrew	looks at the moving shadow of a mare and blinks a few times. "Lets hope the foal gets yer side of the pool, not mine..."
[18:44:24]	Ragebrew	"Who's up for a talk with the locals?"
[18:44:55]	Elektron	shrugs "I guess."
[18:45:01]	Merciful_Devotion	Shakes her head a little at the sight and puts her saddle back on. "I guess so."
[18:46:19]	Long-shot	nodnods "Mmhmm, well whatever is best to be honest hehe.."
[18:46:51]	Ragebrew	looked to Midnight_Hour, nudging her lightly with a hoof. "Aye, we're going for a trot about. Ya wanna come along, or ya want to miss the show for homework?"
[18:47:34]	Mad_Modd	somepony has started to 'advertise' for the freakshow "Come one! Come all! Come see the most twisted collection of..... things and oddities in the whole of the Waste! Only five bits a head!"
[18:47:46]	Midnight_Hour	looks up at Ragebrew, her hair still a mess and her eyes still bloodshot. "I'll stay here and rest. My horn is still throbbing and I can't do magic. I'll be okay in my tent."
[18:49:23]	Ragebrew	nodded. "Alright. I'll see about brewing ya something for that when we finish the trot about. I got a couple ideas."
[18:50:17]	Long-shot	giggles and hops on Ragey and camo's herself into her same coat color and hides her head in her fwuff "Want to save 5 caps?~"
[18:51:59]	Ragebrew	oofs, wobbles for a moment, and sprawls onto the ground. "Aye! I'm still hauling a ton of stuff Long. Yer not a big pony, but yer still hauling yer full kit."
[18:56:32]	Ragebrew	flops to the side, depositing Long on the ground before getting back up. "I got the caps. Lets go have a looksy."
[18:57:38]	Elektron	nods and follows Ragebrew
[18:57:58]	Long-shot	giggles on her back "I sorry Ragey. Your right. It still would have been funny though!" she giggled
[18:58:24]	Ragebrew	trotted up to the pony advertising the freakshow, pulling out 20 caps, and offering them to the pony. "Four."
[18:58:25]	Merciful_Devotion	sighs and trots after them
[18:58:49]	Ragebrew	just rolled her eyes for a moment.
[18:58:55]	Mad_Modd	the stallion points at Rage and the others as they approach "You there! Do you wish to be amazed and disgusted by the horrors within?"
[18:59:47]	Ragebrew	looked at the pony, one bushy eyebrow arched. "Unless ya got a composite zombie monster controlled by a zebra who's fused with it, I doubt what ya got in there is a horror. But I'm curious, so lets have a look."
[19:00:12]	Elektron	gulps again, wondering just what he signed up for
[19:00:15]	Long-shot	hums and follows Ragebrew around staying at her side
[19:00:48]	Mad_Modd	"Zebra? Only zebra round here is old Zuffum. And that crazy old bat ran off a month ago. She don't come back soon we're gunna leave her behind when we pack up next week."
[19:01:42]	Ragebrew	"Yeah, she went on a murdering rampage, wiped out Raiden, then tried to start a war between Newton and the Trailer Trashers."
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[19:03:18]	Ragebrew	offered the pony the twenty neatly stacked caps.
[19:03:48]	Mad_Modd	he raises an eyebrow to that "She may be a bit off her rocker but she's just an old mare. Now you commin in or not?" starting to look a bit cross
[19:04:24]	Ragebrew	"Yes yes. Need to pay and all." WIth that, she trotted inside.
[19:04:43]	Mad_Modd	he takes the caps and welcomes them in "Don't feed any of they monsters and stay back from the hydra. 'Ain't been fed yet."
[19:05:17]	Ragebrew	perked her ears at 'hydra' "Who would I need to talk to for some of it's blood?"
[19:05:38]	Elektron	ears fold back at those words
[19:05:47]	Long-shot	meeps and puts her mane over her horn... just in case. And with that stays close behind Ragey
[19:06:10]	Mad_Modd	"Not for sale. It's in the 'freak' show for a reason.... just go in, you'll see."
[19:06:30]	Ragebrew	clicked her tongue and continued to the show.
[19:11:01]	Mad_Modd	the room has half a dozen cages strewn about, a few lights give off enough lighting to see what was in each. The first had a two headed bloatsprite in it, the mutated thing lazily buzzing in a small circle...
[19:11:44]	Elektron	looks with a mixture of curiousity and disgust "Blech..."
[19:12:19]	Ragebrew	looked at the Bloatsprite "Seen a few of those before... Generally don't live long." She shrugged and trotted to the next.
[19:13:17]	Mad_Modd	the next cage had a ghost white radscorpion within, the thing almost bursting out of it's comparatively tiny cage....
[19:13:58]	Ragebrew	looked at the radscorp and whistled. "Now that's impressive. Great whites are damn rare."
[19:14:28]	Elektron	looks at it "Are they more dangerous than regular ones?" he asks, looking to Ragebrew
[19:15:10]	Ragebrew	grinned "Oh yeah." She kneeled down to the radscorp, looking at it's beady little eyes. "Gorgeous things though. Always wanted one as a pet."
[19:15:27]	Mad_Modd	it bangs against the bars in response, trying to push it's oversized stinger through the bars to get at Elektron green poison dripping from the tip...
[19:16:03]	Mad_Modd	it's four times the size of Ragebrew
[19:16:19]	Elektron	takes a few steps back
[19:16:34]	Ragebrew	stood back up. "Whoever their trapper is... is one damn ballsy bastard."
[19:16:49]	Mad_Modd	it hisses angrily at Ragebrew
[19:17:31]	Ragebrew	hissed right back, her fwuff forming into a "Hood" around her head, waggling at the scorpion in a "threatening" manner.
[19:18:31]	Mad_Modd	it hisses louder and bangs against the bars, trying to get Ragebrew
[19:19:28]	Ragebrew	chuckled and stepped back. "Oh ya'd be so much fun to ride into battle. A pity yer dumb as a box of rocks and would try to eat me. Ah well. Gotta raise 'em young." She trotted to the next cage, taking a moment to look over her shoulder to the group. Head count.
[19:19:42]	Elektron	hopes the cage is sturdy
[19:19:46]	Long-shot	innocently starts to whistle and move AWAY FROM THE PISSED OFF SCARY THING and camo in the walls WHEN NOPONY WAS LOOKING to BLEND INTO THE WALLS AS CLOSE TO 100% ad equinely possible.
[19:21:01]	Mad_Modd	the next has a rather skinny looking, but not malnourished gecko sitting in it. It just sits there starring at the passers by...
[19:21:38]	Elektron	whispers to Ragebrew "Think this is one of the intelligent ones?"
[19:21:54]	Ragebrew	looks at the gecko for a moment, leaning close to stare at it.
[19:22:40]	Mad_Modd	it leans in closer to, mimicking Ragebrew
[19:23:06]	Ragebrew	leaned back. "Who Grimlock?"
[19:23:54]	Mad_Modd	it leans back repeating in a growling hiss of a voice "Who Grimlock?"
[19:25:03]	Ragebrew	"Well, it's either trained to parrot, it's one of the talking ones who is braindamaged, or it's just a little freakish for a gecko."
[19:25:28]	Mad_Modd	it repeats "Well, it's either trained to parrot, it's one of the talking ones who is braindamaged, or it's just a little freakish for a gecko."
[19:25:36]	Long-shot	is still hugging a wall keeping a close eye on the rad scorpion
[19:26:00]	Ragebrew	"Yup, parrot. Ah well." Onto the next.
[19:26:18]	Elektron	nodes and follows Ragebrew
[19:26:23]	Elektron	nods*
[19:27:23]	Mad_Modd	it repeats her once more "Yup, parrot. Ah well." and once they are out of earshot it growls "Dumbass." sits and takes out a cigarett
[19:29:13]	Mad_Modd	the next cage has a horrifying twitted purple blob of writhing tentacly flesh sitting in the middy, quivering and slowly waiving it's tendrils about, it seem to have a..... cutie mark on one side....
[19:30:13]	Elektron	takes a look then instantly takes a step back, looking nauseous
[19:30:24]	Ragebrew	looked at the blob of flesh, blinked a few times, and shuddered. "Right. That'll hit the mark for horrifying alright..."
[19:33:19]	Elektron	looks to Ragebrew "Do you have any idea what... that is?
[19:33:21]	Elektron	"
[19:33:57]	Ragebrew	"My guess, it's what happens when taint disagrees with ya, but decides not to be nice and just kill ya."
[19:34:00]	Long-shot	sees it. Looks away. Doesn't even want to know.. continues following along wall
[19:34:58]	Elektron	shudders
[19:35:26]	Ragebrew	stares it at for a moment. "I just hope there's no one left in there..."
[19:35:43]	Ragebrew	shudders and walks towards the next.
[19:37:00]	Mad_Modd	the next is a fully mature lavender, six headed hydra! That's about three feet tall...... It's currently wallowing in it's waterdish, oblivious of being watched. It's actually kind of adorable....
[19:37:42]	Elektron	looks at the creature "What is that thing?" he asks, tilting his head and peering closer
[19:38:17]	Ragebrew	stared at the hydra for a moment, blankly, then made the oddest squeeing sound, her front hooves clambering onto the cage, face pressed against it, her eyes wide "It's so CUTE!"
[19:39:28]	Long-shot	blinks at Ragey remember them saying it hasn't been fed yet...
[19:40:37]	Mad_Modd	five of it's heads turn to look at Ragebrew, the sixth is apparently sleeping, and as one the roar..... squeak excitedly as it thinks it's feeding time
[19:43:28]	Ragebrew	lets go of the cage with a HNNNG calling to the ground clenching her chest. She burst out laughing at the pint sized hydra, slowly clambering to her hooves as she wiped tears from her eyes. "Oh Sisters that is too damn cute."
[19:45:18]	Elektron	tilts his head at the creature "If you say so"
[19:46:20]	Ragebrew	had passing fitting of chuckling as she dusted herself off, only achieving dust shifted around her fwuff. "It's cute if ya've had to gallop away from one of them before."
[19:47:35]	Ragebrew	getting chuckling for a good bit as she moved to the final cage.
[19:48:27]	Elektron	follows Ragebrew
[19:48:38]	Mad_Modd	the final cage seems to empty other than a simple mat pushed into the corner....
[19:49:41]	Elektron	leans close to the cage "Whats this supposed to be?"
[19:49:42]	Ragebrew	looked at the empty cage for a moment, and shrugged. "Yup. Not foreshadowing in the slightest." She turned to the others, and facehooved as Long had off and vanished again. "Sisters preserve me..."
[19:49:59]	Spectre`	|A pair of slitted eyes appear in the darkness to stare at the party before a stallion emerges from the shadows into the lit portion of his cage. Spectre is a decent sized pony, with a heavily tattooed brown coat and a dark blue mane. At his side a pair of draconic/batlike wings are flared out. These, along with his golden eyes and fangs combine to make something not often seen in the...
[19:50:01]	Spectre`	...wastes. A batpony. Moving towards the bars he looks at the group, eyes wandering behind them to stare at Long Shot for a moment, and giving them plenty of time to look him over. He was somewhat scarred and had a starved, tired look about him. All accentuated by the bomb collar around his neck.
[19:50:54]	Elektron	quickly back pedals and falls backwards
[19:51:20]	Long-shot	blinky blinks and is very curious at this pony. She sits facing him but doesn't get closer as she watches him looking particularly at his fangs
[19:52:09]	Ragebrew	looked at the batpony for a moment, her ears pinning to the back of her head as a feral grin spread along her face. "Oh I knew I was going to have a reason to hate this place."
[19:54:04]	Spectre`	turns his attention to Elektron, giving the stallion an amused look before turning around and settling down on his mat, seeming to disappear in the darkness again, his eyes the only thing obviously visible as the light reflects off them.
[19:54:27]	Long-shot	giggles at Ragey and moves closer staring at the batpony. It looked sawft. She watched it's golden eyes.
[19:55:32]	Elektron	shakes himself off and gets up "Uhh what... or who are you?" he asks the strange pony
[19:57:17]	Ragebrew	just looked at the batpony disappear, pulling out another cigarette... no, the same one, she just kept putting it back, to chew on. Damn that thing was bent up. She just looked around slowly, smiling wide at the show. Ever so often she'd chuckle a little.
[19:58:20]	Spectre`	looks at the stallion and lets out a series of high pitched clicks, chirps, and squeeks that might (?) be some sort of language?
[19:58:52]	Elektron	looks to Ragebrew "Umm... did you happen to hear that?"
[19:59:17]	Ragebrew	looked to Elektron "Yeah, sounds like he swallowed a squeaky toy."
[19:59:53]	Spectre`	gives them an annoyed look and turns away to look away from them
[20:00:40]	Ragebrew	looked at the batpony, snorting. "Sorry if I don't understand high pitched chittering."
[20:01:23]	Elektron	"What is he anyway? He doesn't look like anypony I've seen before. Is this a taint thing?" he asks, looking to Ragebrew
[20:04:21]	Ragebrew	scratched the side of her head. "The little voice in my head, forget which ones it is tells me these are a thing. Been around before the war. Something about Nightmare Moon making 'em, Luna making 'em nice. Never thought I'd see one around here though."
[20:05:12]	Spectre`	raises a hoof. If he had fingers it would probably be a thumbs up.
[20:05:17]	Elektron	"But... what is it exactly?"
[20:05:40]	Ragebrew	"Batpony. Part pony, part bat."
[20:06:02]	Spectre`	facehoofs but remains with his back to them
[20:06:06]	Elektron	nods in slight understanding
[20:06:42]	Long-shot	keeps watching.. staring.. intrigued
[20:07:04]	Ragebrew	looks at the batpony "Hey, seems ya understand me, but can't talk to me? What, that collar of yer's fuck with yer voice?"
[20:08:02]	Spectre`	shakes his head
[20:08:25]	Spectre`	cants his head for a moment then nods instead
[20:10:10]	Ragebrew	nodded "Alright then. Well, this has been useful. Lets have a look over the rest of this circus. Although I have something I want to brew up real quick. Got an idea to help Midnight."
[20:10:44]	Elektron	looks to the Batpon then back to Ragebrew "Are we just going to leave him?"
[20:11:26]	Elektron	Batpony*
[20:11:36]	Spectre`	looks at them for a moment then promptly vanishes in a puff of... Shadows? A moment later he reappears inside the cage with the gecko, holding out a hoof expectantly
[20:12:28]	Ragebrew	watched the batpony poof away, blinking. "Right then.... Guess his collar is rigged to blow if he leaves the cages."
[20:12:45]	Mad_Modd	the gecko rolls it's eyes and give Spectre` a lit cigarette, hissing low "Being dumb."
[20:14:17]	Ragebrew	"Well, lets head back to Midnight. I got a potion that might help with her head ache."
[20:14:44]	Elektron	nods and follows Ragebrew
[20:14:47]	Spectre`	nods in agreement and gratefully accepts the cigarette "No idea where the master gets the idea that my kind cant talk..." he whispers back
[20:15:57]	Long-shot	somehow is now sitting in front of the glass watching both back and forth. She was very intrigued by the cool looking batpony.
[20:16:29]	Mad_Modd	the gecko shrugs "You blow it if him find out."
[20:16:41]	Ragebrew	gave a sharp whistle to Long "Aye, we got other sights to see."
[20:19:12]	Long-shot	whimpered and wanted to see the batpony more... slowly trotted away after Rage
[20:19:55]	Ragebrew	trotted back to their little shady corner of the circus, sitting down next to Midnight_Hour and quickly pulling out her alchemy kit, grinning.
[20:22:32]	Midnight_Hour	watches him through half lidded green eyes. Whether it's from fatigue, annoyance, pain, or a mixture of the three, she'd let Ragebrew figure out. "Have fun?" she asks sarcastically.
[20:22:53]	Ragebrew	pulled out: A bottle of whiskey, a healing potion, a single dose of party time mintals, a couple blue herb clippings, and a green herb clipping. "I got an idea to fix yer headache, Midnight." With gusto, she flicked on the hotplate, and started bouncing around on the ground. She started to sing...
[20:23:18]	Elektron	shudders slightly "It was uh... interesting, I guess." he says, sitting down
[20:24:24]	Mad_Modd	a random unicorn mare with eating something.... gross looking comes trotting around the corner and dose a double take, dropping her.... food and running off towards the big top....
[20:25:24]	Long-shot	points to the batpony "I wan one!"
[20:26:16]	Ragebrew	poured the potion into the pot "Now a rainbow's tale is quite as nice, as the story we know of sugar and spice" She began chopping the herbs into dust. "But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it, with the help of the magic of a pegasus device." She threw the dust in. "Lets delve deeper into rainbow philosophy, far beyond that of Clouddales mythology " She began to crush the mintals.
[20:29:59]	Ragebrew	0x01ACTION "it's easy to misjudge that floating city, with it's alluring decor and social psychology" She poured in the whiskey "BUt with all great things comes great responsibility, that of Cloudsdale being weather stability" She began to stir her pot slowly, upsidedown, with her nose. "How do you ask, are they up to the task? To which the answer is a simple facility." FOOM! The pot burst into a plume of blue smoke. "At the rainbow fact
[20:30:15]	Ragebrew	At the rainbow factory, where your horrors and fears come true..." She blowed away the smoke "At the rainbow factory, where not a single soul comes through...." She poured the potion into a bottle.
[20:30:49]	Ragebrew	swirling the neon blue potion for a moment, she looked to Midnight_Hour "Come here, I have something for yer head ache."
[20:31:07]	Elektron	's ears fold back "What... what kind of song is that?!" he asks, slightly creeped out
[20:31:27]	Midnight_Hour	grimaces at it. "I saw you crush up mintals in there. This isn't going to get me hooked on that crap, is it?"
[20:32:10]	Ragebrew	"One my mother sang to me, about why the skys were always dark. Generally while she was drunk. As for that question, most likely not. Most of the ingredients were burnt off by the green herb. It won't get ya high."
[20:33:59]	Midnight_Hour	frowns, mumbling something about no high doesn't mean no chemical addiction, before taking the bottle and chugging it down. Her headache was worse than her apprehension at this point.
[20:34:03]	Long-shot	blink blinks and lays down on the ground for now
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[20:38:54]	Ragebrew	sits back, and watches Midnight_Hour closely. "How ya feeling?"
[20:39:45]	Midnight_Hour	coughs after downing the drink, sticks out her tongue, blinks a few times, and then hiccups. "Whazzat?"
[20:40:26]	Ragebrew	"Yer head still hurt? Or is it nice and fuzzy now?"
[20:40:29]	Elektron	blinks "Are you alright Midnight_Hour?"
[20:40:53]	Midnight_Hour	"Wow... Everythings all... woopy."
[20:43:30]	Ragebrew	grinned. "Well, seems I was wrong. Guess I didn't burn off all the alcohol from the base. Here, have an apple." She pulled out an apple for Midnight_Hour, then one for everypony else.
[20:44:33]	Elektron	takes the apple, nibbling at it
[20:44:38]	Midnight_Hour	giggles. "How did you know I like... I like apples?" she says, grabbing the apple with her magic and taking a bite. "Are ju sichic?" she asks, her mouth full of apple and her tongue slurring.
[20:45:04]	Shadow_Steps	rounds the corner a shortish Stallion in crisp black combat armor, cybernetics cover his face interlinked with scars, he moves with a graceful precision and smiles as he spots the group, it is then that almost twenty mares and colts, all fighters and bruisers of some description turn the corner following the Stallion "ah, guests, how are you liking my carnival?" a thin gold brace covers his...
[20:45:05]	Shadow_Steps	...neck what looks like a transceiver for a slave collar on one side
[20:45:49]	Midnight_Hour	smiles, her eyes a little glazed over. "I'm eating apples!"
[20:46:39]	Ragebrew	looked up to the pony in combat armor as she began to repack her alchemy kit. "The freakshow was great. Where in Equestria did ya find that pint sized hydra? I wanted to hug it so badly. The albino scorp was beautiful as well. My hats off to whoever caught her."
[20:46:45]	Elektron	stops mid bite and swallows what he had in his mouth, feeling fairly intimidated by the pony in black armour
[20:48:10]	Long-shot	blinks, not that surprised at the pony in black combat armour but the many ponies that follow. The stays sitting by a wall again.
[20:48:59]	Shadow_Steps	nods "the Hydra was saved from a group of raiders and the albino scorpion was procured by one of my best hunters, well she was my best, it is not important right now" he nods to the ponies to the right and left of him "also have a few questions for you if you would be so kind Miss Ragebrew"
[20:51:22]	Ragebrew	pulled her hat off "A fine hunter, she musta been. And I can always answer some questions." She set the alchemy kit back into her ammo case.
[20:54:00]	Mad_Modd	Shadow_Steps goons surround the group, a few have taken out cattle prods and strange energy weapons
[20:54:24]	Shadow_Steps	"Well..." he pauses and smiles softly the ponies around him glancing at him in confusion "forgive my... friends here, they know little of the burden of leadership, it has been a long tome coming this, now that you are here i, very much expected more, well i suppose my first question is what eye is your favorite? left or right?"
[20:55:09]	Long-shot	stays... as perfectly still... camo'd against the wall... as equinely possible...
[20:55:37]	Elektron	quickly looks around with wide eyes at all the weapons around them
[20:55:42]	Ragebrew	sighed as she rubbed her temple. "And who, if ya don't mind me asking, are ya, and why yer going to be ripping out one of my eyes?"
[20:55:56]	Ragebrew	"And it's the left one."
[20:57:55]	Shadow_Steps	"Ripping? no, you misunderstand" there is a sharp twang as he lifts a hoof, a foot long razer sharp blade extends before anyone can blink "there will be no ripping, and its a simple trade, a trade that leads onto my next question" he rolls his shoulders "what is it like to kill a innocent filly?"
[20:59:07]	Long-shot	stays at the wall looking around with her eyes not moving her head, she gulps and makes sure her weapons are ready at her side as she waits.
[20:59:37]	Midnight_Hour	looks at all of them and blinks. "Hey now... What? I- Huh?"
[20:59:40]	Ragebrew	"It's like having a dozen and ten bullets rip into your flesh right after watching said innocent filly run over a trade caravan making their way home. It feels like breaking yer back after digging a hole for each one of them to lie in. It feels like that dull hollow hole inside that yer never going to mend, no matter how hard ya try or what good ya do. Feels kinda like that."
[21:00:41]	Ragebrew	"Oh, and it feels like running all night with a dying filly on yer back, because she was so hopped on up Rage that she was crashing like a house in a twister."
[21:03:04]	Shadow_Steps	smiles "well that just sounds poetic, you know i expected a dribbling fool but it seams i was wrong, ah well" he looks at the others "throw your weapons down, i hardly need the support of my friends here, i just like to stack my fights, not to the point when i am killing fillies but then i am not a monster" his horn glows softly as he looks the party over.
[21:04:14]	Midnight_Hour	hiccups loudly. "Do we really have to do this? I don't feel so good..."
[21:04:26]	Ragebrew	"Coming from a slaver, I find it hard not to laugh."
[21:07:32]	Shadow_Steps	rolls his eyes "I find it odd that most so called 'Heroes' resort to that, slavery is a means to an end, it will slowly become less and less important as more and more sociopaths, like yourself, die out" he smiles "you know what i find funny, Ponies like you."
[21:08:31]	Elektron	gulps and shrinks back "She isn't that back..." he says in a small voice
[21:08:47]	Ragebrew	pulled out a cigarette and idly lit it, inhaling and exhaling slowly with a happy little shudder. "Means to an end, means to an end. Because who cares if the road is paved in corpses, paradise awaits at the end. Ya find ponies like me funny. I find ponies like ya disgusting."
[21:10:01]	Midnight_Hour	chuckles. "Should I just pull out the balefire blast and get this over with?" she says before stumbling as she tries to get up.
[21:10:16]	Ragebrew	pulled a small roll of paper out from her bandoleer, popping it in her mouth and chewing on it like a piece of gum. "So, ya gonna capture, torture, maim and eventually kill me, or ya gonna put me to work as yer whipping pony?"
[21:15:47]	Shadow_Steps	shakes his head and pulls a med x from his armor jabbing it into his foreleg and looking up "this is little more then petty revenge on my part"
[21:16:25]	Shadow_Steps	"oh and your eye? i lied, i think i like both, now stand down for the sake of the ponies around you"
[21:16:25]	Ragebrew	"Ah, so a little business as well then?"
[21:16:52]	Ragebrew	"Stand down, so ya can slap a collar on 'em?"
[21:18:06]	Shadow_Steps	nods at that and smiles "well yes, there is a young mare i paid for, she should be here?" he blinks but shrugs "little matter, yes that's the idea, but don't worry, i have the only slave collars with padding on the insides in the entire wastes"
[21:19:02]	Midnight_Hour	blinks a few more times, smiles, and laughs. "I'm sorry gentlestallions," she says as she lifts her gear and stows it in her saddlebags, "But I think it's time for us to take our leave. Hopefully any sneaky ponies can find their way out, but the rest of us shall be going now." She looks to her friends, "Ready to leave?"
[21:19:27]	Ragebrew	"Sounds like a bad time for all involved then. Well, except for yerself."
[21:19:39]	Shadow_Steps	smiles "how so?"
[21:20:21]	Ragebrew	"Well, if not option A, then option B. We'll see which one works."
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[21:21:21]	Long-shot	sees the colt inject himself with Med-X and changes her coat to full black coat/mane/tail, eyes to blood red, with fire coming up her legs. She grins and pulls her Battle Rifle off her side and aims down the sight "Some ponies call you Demons. Me? I call you bitches!" I say in a Russian accent before cackling and firing three shots at the colt in black armour, at his front hooves.
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[21:34:29]	Mad_Modd	all three of the hidden mare shots strike Shadow_Steps right foreleg, causing massive damage, but not hindering him all that much......
[21:35:00]	Shadow_Steps	blinks in surprise "that was a mistake"
[21:35:22]	Long-shot	giggles "Oops, hoof slipped?"
[21:37:13]	Midnight_Hour	blinks. "And we're out of here!" she shouts before trying to teleport the group, minus Long-shot, back to Newton.
[21:37:35]	Shadow_Steps	grins as his body starts to fade from sight, he turns invisible his horn dark indicating no spell
[21:37:59]	Long-shot	blinks and frowns "Hmm, that's a new one..."
[21:47:14]	Shadow_Steps	moves, a ripple is all that can be seen as he pulls a Super Restoration Potion from his armor and downs it a bottle appearing out of seemingly nowhere hitting the ground as four shots are fired from the stealth colt, one aimed for each pony
[21:53:37]	Mad_Modd	he hits each in turn, somehow missing Midnight_Hour by just a hair, Ragebrew takes the worst of it as she is hit in the head
[21:56:27]	Elektron	pulls his plasma defender and shoots 3 shots in a panic panic
[21:57:30]	Mad_Modd	and he misses....
[22:00:19]	Long-shot	reloads her rifle and puts it on her back. She runs, runs quick and fast as she can to a better firing position gripping her bleeding chest in pain
[22:00:37]	Mad_Modd	Elektron dose hit and drop a mook...
[22:06:34]	Shadow_Steps	Active camo fades slightly as the colt yells "FOLLOW HER!" three mooks give chase before Shadow fades once more, he was closer to Elektron then before
[22:07:04]	Mad_Modd	the thre obey and run off after Long-shot
[22:07:54]	Mad_Modd	while the others turn there attention to Ragebrew, Elektron and Midnight_Hour, taking out cattle prods and energy weapons and attacking
[22:14:19]	Midnight_Hour	ducks and stumbles, trying to focus through her drunken haze and actually dodges every attack launched at her. "Port time! Not the wine!" she shouts before her horn ignites and she tries to teleport the group, sans Long-shot who had run out of her range, back to Newton.
[22:15:29]	Mad_Modd	shots and blows fly wild! But only Midnight_Hour is the only one actually wounded, taking two 10mm rounds to the chest...
[22:16:54]	Midnight_Hour	ducks and stumbles, trying to focus through her drunken haze and actually dodges most of the attacks launched at her. "Port time! Not the wine!" she shouts before her horn ignites and she tries to teleport the group, sans Long-shot who had run out of her range, back to Newton.
[22:18:51]	Mad_Modd	Midnight_Hour, Elektron and Mercy all dissapear in a bright flash, Rage only sparks a bit....
[22:19:11]	Ragebrew	grunted as the bullet sunk into her skull, leaving a neat punch hole that oozed blood. "My entire life is a mistake. Haven't you figured that out yet?" She said with a manic grin as she pulled out a tab of buck and crunched it down. Then, she took off sprinting with a yell of "TIME TO FREE ME A GIANT SCORPION! WEEEEEEE!" Her fwuff was snapped back, lying flat against her body as she bolted away with a comical zooming sound.
[22:19:23]	Ragebrew	Her fwuff was snapped back, lying flat against her body as she bolted away with a comical zooming sound.
[22:22:46]	Mad_Modd	Ragebrew plows over a feew of Shadow_Steps mooks, catching Spectre` and the gecko playing cards as she comes crashing through the back entrance, easily reaching the cage of the albino radscorpion...
[22:23:13]	Ragebrew	"HI THERE BEAUTIFUL! TIME TO GO FREE AND CAUSE SOME HELL!" BLAM! she fired a slug at the cage's lock.
[22:24:13]	Spectre`	stares at his ha- hoof? of cards "Go Fi-" with a poof hes back in his cage watching... Yup. They wernt playing cards. Just dumb animals here
[22:25:45]	Mad_Modd	the lock is blown clean off the hinges, the back of the cage crashing open, freeing the giant albino radscorpion.... that promptly skitters outside and into the mooks
[22:26:28]	Mad_Modd	the terrified screams of ponies can be heard shortly there after, a few getting cut off mid scream
[22:26:33]	Ragebrew	just began to LAUGH as the bug went free. "ENJOY FREEDOM BEAUTIFUL! I HOPE YA REMEMBER WHO SPRUNG YOU!"
[22:27:15]	Spectre`	watches the rad scorp go with a longing look "Lucky..." he mutters
[22:28:21]	Shadow_Steps	"HOW" the colts camo vanishes as he pulls up his two sidearms and lines up his shots, in a few seconds he expends the ammunition firing 13 rounds into the bug
[22:28:27]	Ragebrew	pointed a hoof at the Batpony "You're next buddy! Same with the sentient gecko! I know where his tribe is!"
[22:29:10]	Spectre`	raises an eyebrow "Cant. Unless you can disable the collar here I cannot leave the carnival" he replies, not bothering to keep up the 'squeeky' charade
[22:29:42]	Ragebrew	GRINNED "In due time! I GOT A SLAVER TO KILL!"
[22:30:04]	Spectre`	frowns "The ringmaster?"
[22:30:17]	Ragebrew	"OH YES!"
[22:32:46]	Spectre`	gives a toothy grin "If you are planning to kill that fat bastard you have my support." he replies, poofing out of the cage beside the mare "I can aid you get within a certain distance. Any more and my collar will trigger."
[22:33:57]	Shadow_Steps	drops his sidearms and charges up his horn to escape
[22:34:15]	Mad_Modd	Shadow_Steps shots mostly just piss it off, it finishes killing a mook before turning towards Shadow_Steps and hissing angrily
[22:35:14]	Ragebrew	trotted out the door, looking at Shadow_Steps. There was a smile so wide on her face, it was beyond belief. "Enjoy."
[22:35:51]	Shadow_Steps	glares at Ragebrew before he flashes, for the first time he looks angry "Fuck you"
[22:39:27]	Ragebrew	just kept smiling. "Aye, this is what happens when ya tell a monster "I'm going to make you a slave." She lifted her revolver "They do something monstrous."
[22:40:56]	Shadow_Steps	grits his teeth as his horn lights brighter "hope you are a good shot"
[22:42:06]	Mad_Modd	Shadow_Steps teliports out with a bright flash
[22:43:21]	Spectre`	will keep a short distance behind Rage, watching the short conversation "You fight him?!?" he mutters is shock. "You must be strong ponies..."
[22:45:22]	Ragebrew	"No, just insane." She spat on the ground as the unicorn teleported. "Fuck... There goes my chance to get that collar negated..."
[22:45:50]	Spectre`	frowns "That is not my master..."
[22:46:01]	Mad_Modd	the albino radscorpion turns it's attention to a mook that was to dumb to run and tears them in half. The entire circus has since descended into total chaos, looting and panic all over, fires being started for no real reason...
[22:46:34]	Spectre`	"He is master of Old Appleloosa. My former owner before i was sold to this... Thing... Carnival"
[22:47:07]	Ragebrew	just stood there as the circus began to catch fire. "She'll get bored eventually. Now, was he the ring master?"
[22:47:53]	Ragebrew	"Oh. Well, guess I pissed off the wrong pony. Oh well. I just made his life hell. Worth it. I hate slavers."
[22:48:00]	Spectre`	shakes his head "No... The ringmaster is a fat, lazy unicorn... Brown coat with black mane"
[22:48:57]	=-=	Spectre` is now known as Specter
[22:49:36]	Ragebrew	"Well, we'll go find him after this hell settles down." She watched as the freed rad scorp went about her merry way. She picked up the pistols the leader had dropped, smiling.
[22:53:57]	Mad_Modd	the group has been seperated in the utter chaos of Shadow_Steps botch attempt to capture them. Specter is out of his cage but is unable to leave due to his bomb collar. What will happen next? Where did Long-shot go? Why the FUCK did I put an albino radscorpion in a easily accessible cage!? Find out next time with the Piss Poor Group...
[22:54:41]	=-=	Specter is now known as Lyra_Heartstrings
[22:54:50]	=-=	Elektron is now known as FreakSheet
[22:59:43]	Mad_Modd	3000xp for thinking out of the box
[22:59:54]	Mad_Modd	and Ragebrew receives
[23:00:08]	Mad_Modd	and Ragebrew receives +1 point