bsod

#!/bin/sh
echo -n ""
printf "%-80s\n" "A problem has been detected and $1 has been shut down to prevent damage"
printf "%-80s\n" "to $2."
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" "The problem seems to be caused by the following file: $3"
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" "$4"
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" "If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen,"
printf "%-80s\n" "restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow"
printf "%-80s\n" "these steps:"
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" "Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed."
printf "%-80s\n" "If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer"
printf "%-80s\n" "for any $5 updates you might need."
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" "If problems continue, disable or KOKOKOKOKO KOKOKOKOKOKOKO KOKOKOKOKOK KOKOKO"
printf "%-80s\n" "KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO KOKOKOKOKO"
printf "%-80s\n" "KOKOKOKO KOKOKOKOKO KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO"
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" "Technical information:"
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" "*** STOP: $6 ($7, $8, $9, $10)"
printf "%-80s\n" ""
printf "%-80s\n" ""