Putinon

>"Hi Anon."
>You look at the yellow pegasus standing in your way.
"What."
>She senses the seriousness in your tone.
>"U-um... Why are you all the way out here in Canterlot?"
>Push her to the side.
"Business."
>You walk up the stairs to the throne room doors.
>The guards open the doors for you.
>Fluttershy walks inside with you and tries to get your attention.
>"So um, I have these two tickets to a movie and—"
"How nice. Have fun with your friend."
>You return your attention forward.
>Both Celestia and Luna sit there on their thrones.
>Wasting no time, you walk directly up to them and voice your opinions.
"I wish to rule this nation."
>Luna looks shocked.
>"What? You cannot just—"
>Celestia holds her hoof up.
>"Wait sister. Let's see what his reasoning is."
>Luna is silent.
"You are not improving fast enough. How can you hope to become a better nation when nothing gets better?"
>Celestia nods.
>Luna looks at you and then to Celestia.
>"Sister, you can't seriously be thinking—"
>A loud explosion noise cuts her off.
>The power of the explosion vibrates the entire castle.
>You sniff the air.
"They're coming."
>Luna stands to attention.
>"Who is?"
"I'll fix this."
>You calmly walk up to Celestia and pat her on the snout.
>She blushes as she stares into your eyes.
>You slap her on the bottom and jump on top of her.
>Having no more use for your shirt, you rip that off as well.
>Fluttershy tries to hop up onto your royal steed, but you karate chop her in the neck.
>She drops to the floor as you've just used your secret black belt 'jab you in the neck to paralyze you' technique on her.
>Luna is completely bewildered as you make Celestia blast a hole in the window, have her fly out the hole you've just created, and single-handedly wipe out the approaching changeling army.

Luna and Celestia became Anon's personal assistants in the quest to make Equestria the strongest nation.
Fluttershy never woke up from that sleep.