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<body onkeyup="handleCombatHotkey(event,false);" onkeydown="handleCombatHotkey(event,true);" ><div id="mafiabuttons"><center><table width="95%"><tr><td align=left><input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='main.php';void(0);" value="again" id="defaultButton" disabled>&nbsp;<input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='main.php';void(0);" value="script" disabled>&nbsp;<input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='main.php';void(0);" value="noodles" disabled>&nbsp;<input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='main.php';void(0);" value="consume burrowgrub" disabled>&nbsp;</td><td align=right><select id="hotkeyViewer" onchange="updateCombatHotkey();"><option>- update hotkeys -</option><option>0: </option><option>1: </option><option>2: </option><option>3: </option><option>4: </option><option>5: </option><option>6: </option><option>7: </option><option>8: </option><option>9: </option></select></td></tr></table></center></div>
<center><table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Combat: Round 1!</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><table><tr><td><img id='monpic' src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/dad_machine.gif" width=400 height=300></td><td valign=center></td><td width=30></td><td><table><tr><td width=30><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/nicesword.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Attack Power" title="Enemy's Attack Power"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>42020</font></b></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/skull.gif alt="This monster is a Horror" title="This monster is a Horror"></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/whiteshield.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Defense" title="Enemy's Defense"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>42020</font></b></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/circle.gif width=30 height=30 alt="This monster has no particular elemental alignment." title="This monster has no particular elemental alignment."></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hp.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Hit Points" title="Enemy's Hit Points"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>4220</font></b></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/lightningbolt.gif alt="Always wins initiative" title="Always wins initiative"></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"4220","def":"42020","off":"42020"};</script>You're fighting <span id='monname'> Dad Sea Monkee</span><p></center><blockquote>You step through the door into a silent room with featureless white walls.  In the center there sits a massive machine, the source of the noise.  Pipes lead from the machine to ports on the blackened walls, pumping strange liquids into and out of the tank.
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In the tank, floating, almost peacefully, is Dad.  His eyes are open but vacant.  In them you see your reflection, standing in a tiny room.  White.  Silent.  Black.  Deafening.
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The room is the machine occupies the room contains the machine contains the room describes the machine creates the room is the machine.
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You shake your head and look above the tank, at the window into space. Rigid forms swim in the darkness, each more terrible than the last. The darkness cracks open, suddenly revealing 18-dimensional monstrosities.<p>No.  Look again.  There is nothing. Is your grasp on reality betraying you? As if on cue, 18-sided triangles materialize and then disappear. So impossible that your heart throbs.<p>You have to end this.<br></blockquote><center><p>It gets the jump on you.<p><p><table><tr><td>A baleful eye stares at you from the depths of space.</td></tr></table><b><font color=red> Eek! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Eek!</font></b><center><table><tr><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hp.gif" height=30 width=30></td><td valign=center class=effect>You lose 84 hit points. (<font color=gray><b>spooky damage</b></font>)</td></tr></table></center></html>