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<perfectSpecimen> Holy shit is it another pile of shit I can waste my valuable time talking to ultimately for them to just deny everything I say for no reason! Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> AWESOME! Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> um, hello? are you okay?
<perfectSpecimen> Fucking perfect thanks for asking. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> okay! you just seem very... ·•°ღ°•· angry. ·•°ღ°•· if i can help, just let me know!
<perfectSpecimen> What about you? Beep Boop. Are you comfy? Beep Boop. Well temperatured? Beep Boop. Well hydrated? Beep Boop. Whatever the fuck else you people do now adays? Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> talking about your worries to a friend can be ·•°ღ°•· really ·•°ღ°•· helpful for relieving stress.
<charitableCalyptra> oh, yes, i'm fine! i just finished practicing my baton routine, actually!
<charitableCalyptra> it's coming along ·•°ღ°•· wonderfully! ·•°ღ°•·
<perfectSpecimen> Well that sounds fucking fantastic. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the fuck you practacing baton routines for? Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> it is fantastic! i've been working very hard on it.
<charitableCalyptra> well... it's a little silly, but i'm practicing with my baton so that i can be graceful and strong like my ·•°ღ°•· educational graphic novel ·•°ღ°•· heroines.
<charitableCalyptra> also, there's really not much else to do near my hive. my lusus won't let me leave the main cavern.
<charitableCalyptra> ·•°ღ°•· :( ·•°ღ°•·
<perfectSpecimen> Fucking kill it then you pussy. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> what? ·•°ღ°•· no!! ·•°ღ°•· i couldn't kill mothmom! she loves me and takes care of me. how could you even say such a thing?
<charitableCalyptra> how would you feel if someone told ·•°ღ°•· you ·•°ღ°•· to kill ·•°ღ°•· your ·•°ღ°•· lusus!
<perfectSpecimen> Then I would kill that fucking pile of crap and move on with my life. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> that's ·•°ღ°•· heartless! ·•°ღ°•· i'm sure you don't really mean that.
<perfectSpecimen> No I defiently did. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> no, i'm sure you ·•°ღ°•· didn't! ·•°ღ°•·
<perfectSpecimen> I'll go kill your's for you if you want. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> ·•°ღ°•··•°ღ°•· no! ·•°ღ°•··•°ღ°•·
<charitableCalyptra> you are a very rude person, you know that?
<perfectSpecimen> No listen for a second. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> fine. against my better judgement, i am listening.
<perfectSpecimen> What you are currently experiencing is known as Atlerniholm Syndrome. Beep Boop. It is when against your will you are held captive by something, in this case your Lusus. Beep Boop. Over time you grow to empathise and sympathise with the captor, or lusus for you, and eventually you feel like they are actually your friends rather than people who own you like a slave. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> Break free from the oppression of your Lusus. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> t-that's not true... my lusus just wants me to be ·•°ღ°•· safe! ·•°ღ°•·
<charitableCalyptra> and even if i did disobey her... i wouldn't need to kill her.
<charitableCalyptra> but disobeying her would make her very sad...
<perfectSpecimen> Do you think someone who truly cares for you would be upset if you tried to leave? Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> well of course! leaving those you love ·•°ღ°•· always ·•°ღ°•· hurts, at least a little!
<charitableCalyptra> are you saying you've never felt sad at leaving a friend behind?
<perfectSpecimen> No. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> I don't feel anymore. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> oh.
<perfectSpecimen> Makes everything alot easier. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> ·•°ღ°•· i'm sorry ·•°ღ°•· that must be terrible.
<charitableCalyptra> ·•°ღ°•· how sad. ·•°ღ°•·
<perfectSpecimen> Everyone I fucking meet is a retarded asshole anyway so it doesn't matter. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> This includes you. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> well! you're ·•°ღ°•· rude ·•°ღ°•· so excuse me if i don't take your word as imperial mandate!
<charitableCalyptra> if you ask me, you don't sound very happy at all. you sound lonely.
<charitableCalyptra> perhaps if we became friends, we could keep each other company, and then you could feel better!
<perfectSpecimen> You can always trust the people who don't give a flying shit about you. Beep Boop. They just take everything how it is at face value and feed it back to you. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> And to your question about friendship I will point you back to the first thing I said. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> perfectSpecimen> Holy shit is it another pile of shit I can waste my valuable time talking to ultimately for them to just deny everything I say for no reason! Beep Boop. Beep Boop
<charitableCalyptra> you are ·•°ღ°•· very mean! ·•°ღ°•· i was just trying to be polite and help.
<perfectSpecimen> So am I, but you seem to not give a shit about anything I say because I don't sugar coat it with all your prancy fucking bullshit. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> I mean holy shit just look at your god damn Quirk. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> you didn't say anything helpful! you told me to ·•°ღ°•· kill my lusus!! ·•°ღ°•·
<charitableCalyptra> and what's ·•°ღ°•· wrong ·•°ღ°•· with my quirk???
<perfectSpecimen> Don't take this the wrong way. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> Me saying there's something wrong with your quirk is like me saying somethings wrong with you. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> And I mean there clearly is. Beep Boop. But your quirk makes me want to castrate my own eyeballs. Beep Boop.
<charitableCalyptra> ·•°ღ°•· ·•°ღ°•· then maybe you should go do that and leave me alone!! ·•°ღ°•··•°ღ°•·
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<perfectSpecimen> HAHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER FUCKING ONE DOWN. Beep Boop.
<perfectSpecimen> Like shooting fish in a barrel. Beep Boop.