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4chan AiE: The Scrumptious Dragon, part 3

Jul 3rd, 2012
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  1. >The sun starts to set.
  2. >You just realize you need a place to sleep.
  3. >But before you find a place to sleep, you decide to go for a quick stroll.
  4. >Walking outside. You see a section of a rainbow streak across the sky.
  5. What the hell? That's, like, the second time you've seen that shit.
  6. >Continue walking.
  7. >You realized everything was, like, pastel colored and shit, and you already knew that, but the architecture of the houses was just fucking bizzare. Like some medieval shit mixed with almost candy looking brick walls.
  8. somanyrealizations.wtf.mpg
  9. >You realized that dragon still sounds tasty
  10. getonwithit.avi
  11. >This place it still pretty fucking deserted. You decide to head back to Twilight's and ask for a place to stay.
  12. whatwasthepointofthiswholesection.nes
  13. >You're back at Twilight's. You casually ask her if you can stay the night.
  14. >"No problem Anonymous!"
  15. >That was easier than you expected it to be.
  16. >The bed's too small, but it will have to do.
  17. >Close eyes. Go to sleep.
  18.  
  19.  
  20. >Your eyes were just fucked
  21. >Damn Twilight opened the fucking blackout curtains on you.
  22. >"Rise and shine Anon!"
  23. >So much sun. Goddammit.
  24. >Stomach grumbling. Sounds like a fucking volcano
  25. >Craving to eat Spike. Yep, need to practice your levitation and magic skills today... need breakfast first.
  26. >"Would you like me to make breakfast Anon?"
  27. >What the hell. Conflicted feelings. You know she's just offering a nice gesture. But still, whyboner.jpg
  28. "So sexy"
  29. >"Huh?"
  30. "Huh? Oh, whoops, haha nevermind. Sure, what the hell. I'd love some breakfast!"
  31. >Fucking pewdiepie, his phrases always infiltrate your mind at the worst of times.
  32. >You get out of bed. Decide to throw a few books across the room with your fucking magic while Twilight cooks.
  33. >Don't worry. They are old books Twilight doesn't care about.
  34. >Start making a tower of books. Need to practice your precision skills man!
  35. >You see Spike get up. You are reminded of your craving again. It's fucking killing you.
  36. >You see a bobby pin and a book with a lock on it.
  37. >You levitate both toward you, setting the book down.
  38. >You try to unlock the book with the bobby pin.
  39. *click*
  40. >Ohgodohgodohgod. You levitate the book back to the shelf, hoping no one heard the sound of the book unlocking.
  41. >Spike comes up behind you.
  42. "Morning Anon..."
  43. >That scares the bajesus out of you. He still sounds sleepy as fuck.
  44. >Your stomach growls again. The smell of freshly cooked eggs reaches you.
  45. >You begin to float towards the source of the smell, all cartoon-like with your head forward, eyes closed, nostrils flared, and ass up, arms and legs down.
  46.  
  47.  
  48. >What do you know, you managed to float right into Twilight's nether regions.
  49. >She yips and jumps.
  50. >Your self-levitation is breaks, and you fall flat on your face. You totally see her mare parts while she's still in the air.
  51. >boner. But you saw this coming. You better not be some furfag though. You'd hate if you were a furfag.
  52. >She lands, splayed across the floor, facing you
  53. >"My Celestia anon! What the heck?"
  54. >You hesitate
  55. "I guess the smell of your cooking was too strong, and it forced me to float to it or something. I don't even know how it happened"
  56. >"But, but, self levitation is nearly impossible..."
  57. >She shuts up for a second. She begins to blush. She probably noticed your package seeing at it's slightly pointing out of the top of your pants.
  58. >You stuff that shit back in your pants. You both gain your own composures.
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