No title yet, Anon, Lyra thing Part 2

>It's been two weeks since Twilight had announced her love for p0ny poon.
>Your heart had been crushed but slowly you're getting over the fact that she'll never see you as more than a friend.
>The healing has been somewhat sped up by her switch to super dyke mode though. Rainbows sudden attitude adjustment rubbing off on her.
>If there were flannel shirts and trucker hats in Equestria you'd bet all your bits they'd be wearing them now.
>Rainbow had always been kinda bitchy towards males but know she's just a bitch.
>Her shiny new purple partner seems to have been all that was needed for her to feel confident enough to unleash the feminazi beast.
>Twi, ever the follower,  has fallen into dykedom hard. She's still your friend but the man-hating act seems like less of an act every day.
>Soon enough almost anything with a pecker is the enemy. That is unless it's a certain blue winged bitch wearing a strap-on. Having accidently walked in on one of their lunchhour quickies confirming this.

>You froze at the sight before you, so did little Anon. Rainbow was the first to notice you and your puptent.
>"GET OUTTA HERE YOU GODDAMNED SHIT FLINGER! THIS AIN'T NO BUCKING PEEPSHOW!" she shrieks at you as she continues to rail Twilight.
>You make like a tree and got the fuck out. The last thing you saw was the embarrassment and lust on Twi's face before you closed the door.
>You decided to just take the rest of the day off and go home.
>A week later and work had continued as usual with not a word of that hot mare on mare action you'd witnessed.
>Then you accidently walked in on them again.
>You got off lightly this time. Twilight fired you. At least she wasn't a bitch about it. Saying that basically you'd just been doing what Spike did anyway and your services were no longer blah blah blah somethingsomething bullshit.
>Rainbow on the other hand was a bitch about it. "and don't let the door hit you on your monkey flank on the way out.", she says with a smirk.
>Twi gives her an angry look as they turn and walk away. "What?" Rainbow ask. Twilight just rolls her eyes.
>Seems she knew about the feelings you had for Twilight. Cunt's probably's the one that talked her into firing you.
>Fucking dyke p0nies.

>As you sullenly made your way to the door Spike ran up to you and clutched your pantleg. "Please Anon, don't go. I-I've seen things man, things you wouldn't believe.", he whispered fiercely."
"Heh heh, yeah... that was hawt..., oh ahem.", clearing your throat as a half-assed coverup.
You crouch down an lay a hand on his shoulder. "Sorry little dude, I don't want to leave either but don't worry though, I'll come and visit often." Raising your hand for a fist bump.
>"You promise?"
"Do I ever lie?", you say with a smile.
>Brofist powers activate. Fistbump is a go.
>You get up and leave the housebrary. Well shit. Now you're unemployed.
>It's not the end of the world though.
>You don't have to pay rent, taxes were a joke, and as for food it's dirt cheap anyway. Your savings were more than enough to get you by for a six months at least before you'd have to even  budget.
>Hell, you were thinking about quitting anyway. Getting fired, it's actually not that bad. Now, just how to kick off this unplanned extended vacation?

>At Berry Punch's Gulp and Guzzle Wine and Spirits Super Store you actually managed to make a dent in her inventory. "So hey big boy, where's the party?", Berry ask with a smile as she tallies up the vast assortment of booze.
"Just stocking up the ol' homestead. Actually though,  now that you mention it a party isn't a half bad idea."
>"Well if you do just don't to forget to invite me. I sure wouldn't mind reliving old memories.", giving you a nudge with her forleg and a wink with AN EYE.
>You blush slightly. "Heh, yeah..."
>You'd made the mistake of trying to drink her under the table at your third year in Equestria anniversary party. Lets just say she won and you lost your intimate interspecies inhibitions.
>"That'll be four hundred bits baby. You want fries with that?", she says snapping you out of your happy flashback. A big bag of Bandy Capps Spicy hay fries in her hooves.
"Damn right I do, you know I friggen love those things." She tosses the bag on the pile.
>As you count out the cash the shop door chime jingles. "Hey girl, the usual pack of menthols?", Punch ask cheerfully.
>You turn to see Lyra trotting up towards the counter. "Hiya big and tall! How ya been? Oh, ah yes the usual please."
>Berry pushes a package creme de menth shot bottles towards Lyra as you finish counting.

"What up minty? I've been 'aight I guess. Oh, Twi fired my ass today. Walked in on her and Dash again.", you smile sheepishly.
>She eyes the load of booze and looks back to you with concern. "You ah, doing ok there?"
"Oh all this? Naaah, I'm fine. Hell, I'm better than fine. I ain't got no job, I ain't got shit to do, Imma get drunk today. You know what? Fuck it. Party at my house tonight. You two are invited of course."
>"Well...Ok then! Oh oh can I bring a few friends too?"
"Sure, I'm assuming Bon Bon and her boyfriend?"
>"Yep, you want me to invite anyp0ny else?"
"Surprise me, just try to keep it on the downlow from Pinkie. That speedfreak would just blow this little get together into some huge shit."
>She makes a zipping up motion across her lips. "You got it! So what time should we show up?"
Looking out the window towards the town clock, "I guess about six. How about you Berry, six good for you?"
>"Sure, that's cool. I'll close up early and bring some extra "party" favors.", she says making air quotes with her hooves.
"Cool. Bring some friends too and maybe ask if they'd bring some snacks and more booze. I'm gonna be grilling up some portabella burgers and a some sides would be good."
>"No prob Anon. See you guys soon!"

>You and Lyra exit the store and you proceed to load your modified cart.”Hey Anon quick question, are you planning to grill meat too?”
“Yeah, a couple venison burgers. Maybe some corn on the cob and baked potatoes too. Why?”
 >”Well you know I’m cool with you eating meat and all. I used to feed it to you often enough at the hospital.” you nod in affirmation. “Heck! As much as you seem to love the stuff I might just try a taste myself one of these days."
>”But..., the sight and smell of charred flesh next to your guest grilled veggies sounds like it’ll go over as well as a wet fart in Celestias court.”, she says with a deadpan delivery. Her strait face breaking slowly as she starts laughing.
“Hahahahaaa, dammit. Didn’t even think about that. Ok, I’ll hold of on my tasty, tasty meat treats untill after everyp0ny eats first. Deal?”
>”Deal, and maybe,” she looks around before leaning closer towards you. “I’ll try a little nibble of one of your burgers.”, she whispers.
You reach down and ruffle her mane, scratching behind her ear. “That’s my girl, never afraid to try something new.”, you say with a smile as you continue the scratching.
>A blush spreading across her cheeks at your touch. “Hehe o-ok Anon yyou can stop now.”, her tounge starting to hang out a bit as she smiles.
“Stop what, this?”, you scratch harder. Her back right leg suddenly starts kicking spasmodically. “HA! I knew you still did that!”, you exclaim loudly as you stop the scratching.
>”Anon! you goofball!” She gives you a playfull punch to your thigh as you turn away to finish loading the cart. Her eyes half-lidded as a happy little shudder runs through her body. She watches as you finish, a faint smile on her lightly flushed face.

>The two of you make your way down Mane Street chatting amicably. You pulling your cart as Lyra trots along next to you. You start telling her of a funny incident from your past.
"Weapon suddenly drawn,  the cop was all like, Hands! Hands, lemmie seem those hands! His partner, who looks all of about twelve, is on the other side of the car nervous as hell and just kept his weapon pointed at me."
>She looks at you, eyes growing wide.
"My hands slowy  reaching out the window as I try to explain I was just reaching for my dropped paperwork. Suddenly with a bang the right rear glass and the gauges in front of me shatter."
>"What happened!" A look of shock on her face.
"Seems Officer McNoob had his finger on the trigger the entire time and had a little negligent discharge. Heh, I'll bet he also had a bit of an nd in his pants when that gun went off."
>She laughs at that a little, "So what then?"
"Luckly for me his aim sucked and his partner was experienced enough to not start shooting. They got their boss out to look over the incident, gave me  sorry, we fucked up, and they said they'd fix the car. You know what the best part was?"
>"Whats that?"
"I still got that speeding ticket"[spoiler] true story[/spoiler]

>You both have a good laugh as you continue to walk home. Swapping a few more embarrassing stories.
"Wait wait, lemmie get this straight. P0nies actually thought you and Bonnie were a couple? Oh gawd."
>"I know right? Even my parents thought we were a couple of mare muff munchers!"
"Ha ha, oh fuck.", as you wipe a tear from one of your eyes. "So you two never even, you know, experimented?", a sly smile on your face as you ask.
>"Ew, gay. No, me and Bonnie never, "experimented", as you say. We're just good friends, you know this guy, why you even askin'?
You just shrug your shoulders. "Curious I guess."
>"But honestly though, I did have the thoughts of what if a few times..."
"Oh really?"
>"THOUGHTS Anon, THOUGHTS.", you just reply with a laugh and soon enough she joins you.
>The laughter dying down, you both settle into a comfortable silence as you walk together. The only sounds being the creak of the wagon and the gentle taps of her hooves on the road.

>"Hey Anon, I gotta ask. How are you doing? Really?"
You slow a little as you think it over. "Honestly? I feel kinda shitty. Twilight...yeah. I mean ok, she's playing for the other team now and it sucks. At least we were still kinda friends though. But now..." Your head droops a bit.
>Lyra hops into your cart as you pull it slowly. Standing on her hind legs in the driver seat, she leans foward and hugs you around your neck with her forelegs. Nuzzling the side of your head with hers.
>"Hey now, she's still your friend. She's just, well, confused. I mean really what can you expect from somep0ny that had to actually have lessons in friendship?"
You smile a bit, "Hehe, lame." A small, sad smile playing across your lips. "It just... sucks. You know?" You raise a hand to your ahoulder, laying it on one of her hooves.
>She leans foward over your shoulder more. "No matter what happens Anon, just remember, I'll always be there for you." She kissess gently on your cheek as her forlegs squeeze a bit tighter.

You smile. "Thanks Lyra, you know just how to cheer me up.", you give her foreleg a squeeze as you continue on with a bit more pep in your step. Content to allow her to ride in the cart as she hugged your shoulders.
Soon enough you reached her home. "Looks like this is your stop little lady." She hops down from your cart and you walk her to her front door.
>As you reach the door you settle down on one knee and get eye level with her.
"Lyra, thanks again for everything. I'm pretty sure you know how much that means to me." You reach foward with both hands and gently cup the sides of her face in your palms.
>Carefully you bring her foward and avoiding her horn you give her a gentle kiss on her forehead. You then lean back and smile as you gaze into her misty eyes.
>With a mighty heave you pick her up and stand holding her in a bear hug as she squeals in surprise and holds you tight, you set her down just as quickly.
"Okok Miss Minty, I gotta take off and get this party going." You pick up the pull bar for your cart. "Don't be late!"
>She waves and softly replies, "I wouldn't miss it for the the world."