Bowling fun AiE

>Hanging out with your friends on a lazy afternoon
>Twilight stops everyone
>Twilight: "Hey look everyone! The bowling alley is having a discount tonight for groups of 7 or more ponies"
>Pinkie Pie: "Oh I haven't bowled in weeks!"
>Pinkie bounced away from the group
>Applejack: "Looks like were bowling tonight girls"
>You fucking hate when they do that
>After paying and getting to your respective lane something occurred in your mind when you looked beside your chair
"Hey Twilight?"
>Twilight: "Yes Anon?"
>You pick up the bowling ball and examine it even closer
"If ponies have hoofs then why does this blowling ball have holes in it for fingers?"
>Twilight: "Well you see An-"
>There was a big rumble
>RD: "Woah! Who did a huge strike?"
>Soon a temporal rift opened in front of your lane
>You peeked inside it only to see nothing but white
>Something flew past you and smashed into Derpy's head
>You looked at what crushed Derpy's skull and saw it is a bowling ball
>You hear Fluttershy scream and see bowling balls flying out of the temporal rift
>The rift widening and sending more huge orbs of death
>You fucking run
>You hear screams behind you as you run out of the bowling alley
>You run faster once you hear the screaming stop
>You turn back and stop
>The building exploded and sent the huge fake bowling ball sign flying towards you
"WHAT HAVE I DON-"

The End