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- Old rapezord was hoppin around
- Ponyville square like a damn playground
- When suddenly Cap Pone burst out with his cape
- And hit rapezord with a pocket of rape
- Rapezord got pissed and began to attack
- But didn't think pickle was ready to smack
- He proceeded to open up his jar Jeremy
- Draganon comes out, another enemy
- And he started beating up picklehead
- Then they both got caught up in a big old thread
- But before Twibot could even escape
- Fluttershy traps her with the power of rape
- And took a 6 foot long shlong out her butt
- Beat Draganon up as pickle screamed out "wut"
- But she got afraid and she ran away
- Because Lightning Anon came to save the day
- This is the ultimate throwdown, of Anon's Destiny
- Good Non's Bad Non's and explosions, as far as the eye can see
- And only one will escape, I wonder who it will be
- This is the ultimate throwdown, of Anon's Destiny
- Rapezord threw pickle across the town
- Why does Celestia even wear a crown?
- Draganon comes back covered in Pinkie gak
- When chivalrous Anon comes over to attack
- Twibot was injured and leaking very heavy
- When Flutters came back swinging recklessly
- Chivalrous Anon puts a palm out, "Ignis!"
- Shy catches fire and dies very quick
- Then he sees Rapezord sneaking up from behind
- And he reached for his sword which he just couldn't find
- Cause Cap Pone stole it and he swung and he missed
- Draganon breathed flames because he was pissed
- Then he flew in the air and shot a fireball
- As Lightning Anon flew up with a thundercall
- At chivalrous Anon but they collided in the air
- Then they both got killed by tourette's Anon's swear
- This is the ultimate throwdown, of Anon's Destiny
- Good Non's Bad Non's and explosions, as far as the eye can see
- And only one will escape, I wonder who it will be
- This is the ultimate throwdown
- Mary sue's flew down, all looking like Bon Bon
- Down from the heavens descended DiscAnon
- Who delivered a zap which could change a gender
- Straight at Draganon turning him slender
- Who fell onto the ground looking very modulus
- As Cap Pone changed back into Anonymous
- But DiscAnon saw through his Clever disguise
- And turned his body into a bucket of pies
- Then Werewolf Anon and Swagger Anon
- And Mad super Evil Genius Eggnon
- and The Big Bad Anon and Ladyboy Anon
- And Hobo Anon and Ghetti Anon
- Theseus, Clever Dick, Driver Bang, and Nebulus
- M0nkey man, Domino, Anon the Anonymous
- Slasher Science and Raritan's high [spoiler]ego :P[/spoiler]
- Gnome, Cordan, Collar, and That one guy
- All came out of nowhere not that fast
- And fucked DiscAnon in his ogrepowered ass
- It was the goriest battle the world ever saw
- With bystanders looking in with total awe
- The fight raged on for a century
- Many Anon's were slain but eventually
- The champion stood, the rest are dead and hung
- Hemophilia Anon and his lung
- This is the ultimate throwdown, of Anon's Destiny
- Good Non's Bad Non's and explosions, as far as the eye can see
- And only one will escape, I wonder who it will be
- This is the ultimate throwdown...
- (This is the ultimate throwdown)
- This is the ultimate throwdown...
- (This is the ultimate throwdown)
- This is the ultimate throwdown...
- Of Anon's Destiny
- I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
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