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The Ultimate Throwdown (Flutterrape Tribute)

Apr 5th, 2013
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  1. Old rapezord was hoppin around
  2. Ponyville square like a damn playground
  3. When suddenly Cap Pone burst out with his cape
  4. And hit rapezord with a pocket of rape
  5. Rapezord got pissed and began to attack
  6. But didn't think pickle was ready to smack
  7. He proceeded to open up his jar Jeremy
  8. Draganon comes out, another enemy
  9.  
  10. And he started beating up picklehead
  11. Then they both got caught up in a big old thread
  12. But before Twibot could even escape
  13. Fluttershy traps her with the power of rape
  14. And took a 6 foot long shlong out her butt
  15. Beat Draganon up as pickle screamed out "wut"
  16. But she got afraid and she ran away
  17. Because Lightning Anon came to save the day
  18.  
  19. This is the ultimate throwdown, of Anon's Destiny
  20. Good Non's Bad Non's and explosions, as far as the eye can see
  21. And only one will escape, I wonder who it will be
  22. This is the ultimate throwdown, of Anon's Destiny
  23.  
  24. Rapezord threw pickle across the town
  25. Why does Celestia even wear a crown?
  26. Draganon comes back covered in Pinkie gak
  27. When chivalrous Anon comes over to attack
  28. Twibot was injured and leaking very heavy
  29. When Flutters came back swinging recklessly
  30. Chivalrous Anon puts a palm out, "Ignis!"
  31. Shy catches fire and dies very quick
  32.  
  33. Then he sees Rapezord sneaking up from behind
  34. And he reached for his sword which he just couldn't find
  35. Cause Cap Pone stole it and he swung and he missed
  36. Draganon breathed flames because he was pissed
  37. Then he flew in the air and shot a fireball
  38. As Lightning Anon flew up with a thundercall
  39. At chivalrous Anon but they collided in the air
  40. Then they both got killed by tourette's Anon's swear
  41.  
  42.  
  43. This is the ultimate throwdown, of Anon's Destiny
  44. Good Non's Bad Non's and explosions, as far as the eye can see
  45. And only one will escape, I wonder who it will be
  46. This is the ultimate throwdown
  47.  
  48. Mary sue's flew down, all looking like Bon Bon
  49. Down from the heavens descended DiscAnon
  50. Who delivered a zap which could change a gender
  51. Straight at Draganon turning him slender
  52. Who fell onto the ground looking very modulus
  53. As Cap Pone changed back into Anonymous
  54. But DiscAnon saw through his Clever disguise
  55. And turned his body into a bucket of pies
  56.  
  57. Then Werewolf Anon and Swagger Anon
  58. And Mad super Evil Genius Eggnon
  59. and The Big Bad Anon and Ladyboy Anon
  60. And Hobo Anon and Ghetti Anon
  61. Theseus, Clever Dick, Driver Bang, and Nebulus
  62. M0nkey man, Domino, Anon the Anonymous
  63. Slasher Science and Raritan's high [spoiler]ego :P[/spoiler]
  64. Gnome, Cordan, Collar, and That one guy
  65. All came out of nowhere not that fast
  66. And fucked DiscAnon in his ogrepowered ass
  67. It was the goriest battle the world ever saw
  68. With bystanders looking in with total awe
  69.  
  70. The fight raged on for a century
  71. Many Anon's were slain but eventually
  72. The champion stood, the rest are dead and hung
  73. Hemophilia Anon and his lung
  74.  
  75. This is the ultimate throwdown, of Anon's Destiny
  76. Good Non's Bad Non's and explosions, as far as the eye can see
  77. And only one will escape, I wonder who it will be
  78. This is the ultimate throwdown...
  79. (This is the ultimate throwdown)
  80. This is the ultimate throwdown...
  81. (This is the ultimate throwdown)
  82. This is the ultimate throwdown...
  83. Of Anon's Destiny
  84.  
  85. I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS
  86.  
  87. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
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