Un-Ban Hammer

* azureMechanic has joined the memo
<azureMechanic> Mods, admins, attend to me.
* hypodermicHarvester joined the memo
<azureMechanic> Hello.
<hypodermicHarvester> Hello!
<azureMechanic> I require a favor from the leaders of this little chatroom.
<hypodermicHarvester> Oh oh!
<hypodermicHarvester> I'm a leader!
<azureMechanic> Are you now?
<azureMechanic> Good.
<azureMechanic> I need you to ban someone for me.
<hypodermicHarvester> Sure
<hypodermicHarvester> But first you need to give me a good reason too
<azureMechanic> They're a murderer, and a rather foolish one at that.
<azureMechanic> That's reason enough, I assume.
<hypodermicHarvester> No no see you need actual proof of that
<hypodermicHarvester> Like what if someone said you were an azurite?
<azureMechanic> I /am/ one, and so is the idiot I want you to ban.
<hypodermicHarvester> No no see
<hypodermicHarvester> We need proof of death
<hypodermicHarvester> Along with murder
* tenaciousTheseus decloaked from invisible
<tenaciousTheseus> What happened?
<hypodermicHarvester> Please sign the proper forms in triplicate
<azureMechanic> Hello.
<azureMechanic>  /What/ proper forms?
<azureMechanic> Ah, I assume you're another leader here?
<azureMechanic> Good.
<tenaciousTheseus> I'm a moderator, yes
<tenaciousTheseus> What happened, and who do you want us to ban?
* hypodermicHarvester sends file "SoYouJustMurderedSomeone" to azureMechanic ((Amanda's hand made "describe the murder" forms))
* azureMechanic has accepted the file
<tenaciousTheseus> [You don't know if you should sigh or laugh]
<hypodermicHarvester> Please sign out those and get them stamped by the murdered/murdere-y, pictures work too
<azureMechanic> AzureDinosaur. I assure you, you have plenty of reason to do it. My own reasons are, of course, completely different.
<tenaciousTheseus> Which are?
<azureMechanic> My reason or yours?
<tenaciousTheseus> I'm fairly certain I know my reasons
<tenaciousTheseus> I want to know why there's an Azurite in my chatroom turning against their own
<hypodermicHarvester> These require an 18+ adult to sign, if you do not match these credentials, please find someone old enough to sign for you. Please also take a double check to make sure that you are, indeed, an adult now
<azureMechanic> She's an idiot who barely merits being called one of us.
<azureMechanic> And she needs to be taught a lesson.
<hypodermicHarvester> When finished, take our online survey to become immune to all muting for 3 days
<tenaciousTheseus> [Okay, you snicker at that one.]
<tenaciousTheseus> And you want us to do your dirty work
<azureMechanic> If I could ban her from this chatroom myself, I would do it in an instant.
<tenaciousTheseus> I'm sure you would
<tenaciousTheseus> But see, I don't have any interest in banning someone for reasons being "pissed off the Azurites"
<azureMechanic> You said you already know your reasons. I hardly see what mine have to do with this.
<azureMechanic> And no, not all of the Azurites. Unfortunately.
<tenaciousTheseus> Nonetheless, she's still here, even though we know that she is or was an Azurite, because she doesn't do anything like that to our knowledge
<hypodermicHarvester> No but see
<tenaciousTheseus> If, however, you give us proof, I'm certain that something can happen
<hypodermicHarvester> If we don't, it gets a bunch of Azurites mad
<hypodermicHarvester> And if you're mad at them, then they must be a bad Azurite
<tenaciousTheseus> A bad Azurite doesn't mean that they aren't a good killer
<azureMechanic> I can give you plenty of proof. Do chatlogs of her listing her kills count, or would you prefer photographic evidence?
<hypodermicHarvester> Oh
<hypodermicHarvester> Wait how else do you be a bad Azurite?
<tenaciousTheseus> I think both would be good. Cover our bases, sort of thing
<hypodermicHarvester> Make your handle have "copper" at the front?
<hypodermicHarvester> "Ebony"
<hypodermicHarvester> "Blood orange"
<azureMechanic> I already told you. She's a complete fool who only survived so far on pure luck. How can /that/ be worthy of bearing the title of our goddess?
<tenaciousTheseus> In the interest of playing devil's advocate, she could have survived because Skaia watched over her. It looks after the innocent, the children, and the fools, so it's said
<hypodermicHarvester> Oh oh!
<hypodermicHarvester> What if they like
<hypodermicHarvester> Became a mascot for you guys? And literally wore an outfit with the title of your goddess like a pretty dress?
<tenaciousTheseus> Nonetheless. Please send the info
<azureMechanic> Can you shut this rambling fool up?
<hypodermicHarvester> I vote for azureDinosaur for Miss Azurite
<tenaciousTheseus> Nah
<hypodermicHarvester> Anyone against this?
<azureMechanic> Very much so
<hypodermicHarvester> Quick Adam we need your vote!
<hypodermicHarvester> Tie breaker!
<tenaciousTheseus> Can I abstain due to gross apathy?
* vagueInadequacy has joined the memo!
<vagueInadequacy> hi
<tenaciousTheseus> Hiya
<vagueInadequacy> oh good last time there was nobody here
<hypodermicHarvester> You you vote for Azudin for Miss Azurite
<hypodermicHarvester> We're at a tie breaker
<vagueInadequacy> ...what?
* azureMechanic has sent tenaciousTheseus "logs.txt" ((Strictly text logs, copy-pasted to the equivalent of notepad to remove any formatting that may give any sort of hint to what the original chatroom may have been like. All of the handles have been changed to [NAME] except for Azudin's))
<vagueInadequacy> What madness is this?
* tenaciousTheseus downloads file
<hypodermicHarvester> azureMechanic wants to be Miss Azurite but we don't like them
<vagueInadequacy> Has Sburb.org finally been taken over by their cryptoPKs?
<azureMechanic> I do /not/
<vagueInadequacy> Well, it's about damn time.
<tenaciousTheseus> The madness that's specifically blue in hue
<hypodermicHarvester> So we're making their enemy win it
<azureMechanic> Would you kindly mute the pink-worded child there?
<tenaciousTheseus> Nah
<tenaciousTheseus> She amuses me
<vagueInadequacy> Nepotism!
<tenaciousTheseus> Plus, you know, being entirely impertinent to someone isn't against the rules
<hypodermicHarvester> ...I'm going to take that as a vote for yes!
<tenaciousTheseus> Nor is half-relevant rambling
<vagueInadequacy> So which one of you /isn't/ a PK or a supporter of the sekrit PK illuminati, out of curiosity?
* azureMechanic has sent tenaciousTheseus "owthathurts.png" ((A series of photos of various kills. Decapitation seems to be the primary cause of death, but there's no one other than the victim in any of them.))
* tenaciousTheseus downloads file
<azureMechanic> I did not write that image name.
<hypodermicHarvester> Sorry I don't donate to those charities
<tenaciousTheseus> I don't doubt it
<vagueInadequacy> Replayerdom is not a /charity/, little girl.
<tenaciousTheseus> Thank you very much, I'll make sure these get to the right people
<tenaciousTheseus> While I'm here
<vagueInadequacy> Like you?
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Congratulations!)
* tenaciousTheseus opens the moderator panel!
<azureMechanic> So she'll be banned in short order then?
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (You won miss azurite!)
* BANE_OF_SPACE has banned azureDinosaur for three days! (Reason: PK)
<BANE_OF_SPACE> I'll push to get her banned longer
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (I would get you a better crown but only food goes through)
<BANE_OF_SPACE> Oh, and before I forget
* hypodermicHarvester sends azureDinosaur file "CookieCrown" ((A cookie crown))
* BANE_OF_SPACE has banned azureMechanic for three days! (Reason: Azurites are not tolerated)
* azureMechanic has been kicked
* vagueInadequacy is now known as azureAsshole
<azureAsshole> Ban me too!
* BANE_OF_SPACE has muted azureAsshole for thirty minutes (Reason: Smartass)
* azureAsshole is muted and cannot speak!
<hypodermicHarvester> That handle is rude >:|
* azureAsshole is muted and cannot speak!
* azureAsshole is muted and cannot speak!
<hypodermicHarvester> Please change to something nicer
* azureAsshole is muted and cannot speak!
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Wow did I miss something fun. Awesome!)
<hypodermicHarvester> like azureButt
<hypodermicHarvester> That is much nicer
<BANE_OF_SPACE> ...Dammit, these logs have been scrubbed and there's nothing else in here to point at anyone
* saddledDinosaur cannot connect to the memo!
<BANE_OF_SPACE> Oh well
* azureAsshole is now known as azureCunt
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Yes! Also you're banned)
<hypodermicHarvester> Rude!
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (What, why?)
<hypodermicHarvester> I am a children!
* azureCunt is muted and cannot speak!
<hypodermicHarvester> Adam protect my eyes
<BANE_OF_SPACE> Sigh
* azureCunt is now known as YourDelicateEyesAreNotSafe
* YourDelicateEyesAreNotSafe is muted and cannot speak!
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Shit, who's the mod online now?)
* BANE_OF_SPACE kicks YourDelicateEyesAreNotSafe for twelve hours! (Reason: I have no idea what the hell you're trying to do now)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Your car mechanic came on and was upset with your bill payments)
* BANE_OF_SPACE closed the moderator panel
* YourDelicateEyesAreNotSafe has been kicked!
<YourDelicateEyesAreNotSafe> [Goddamn power-abusing moderators.]
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (I have no idea what you mean by that.)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (You got banned for 3 days, please file a tax form to try to get back in)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Come on, give me a handle to complain at. :| )
* tenaciousTheseus PMs "List:Staff" (Here is proof of azuDin's murdering. The pictures contain gore, death, blood, etc.)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Okay, I give in)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (It was me)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (I am the mod, hello)
* tenaciousTheseus sent "list:Staff" files "logs.txt", "Owthathurts.png"
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (You're not a mod )
<tenaciousTheseus> And now I need to go
<tenaciousTheseus> See you later, Amanda
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (I was made a mod)
<hypodermicHarvester> Bye Adam!
* tenaciousTheseus set status: away!
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (Wtf guys?)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (You get privileges with things like being nice and cookies)
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (Come ooooon, why did I get banned?)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Good, then you can un-ban me.)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (No no, I'm going to mute you, watch)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Avada comdabra don't talkbra)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Look, I'll be happy to play that kind of' game with you if I can actually get on the memo to play it)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (But I know so many games that can be played in PM's too!)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Like um, chess!)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (D4)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (B2 to B4)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Gah, just tell the mod to let me back on, okay?)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (I told you I was made a mod)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Then, when they least expected it, I took over and become queen admin)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (I'll play a game with you if you un-ban me)
* saddledDinosaur cannot connect to the memo!
* saddledDinosaur cannot connect to the memo!
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (You may now address me as Queen Amanda)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Un-ban me first)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (You are now un-banned)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (/me boops you with the un-ban hammer)
* saddledDinosaur cannot connect to the memo!
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Liar)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Wait that was the hammer of the cheesy smell)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Let me look through my hammers)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (I don't believe you at all)
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (Lemme on the chat! I didn't do anything this time; I wasn't even /on/ the chat!)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Yes, but what choice do you have besides putting your trust in a 14 and a half year old in the hopes that you can come back on the chat?)
* extravagantGesture PMs saddledDinosaur ( sorry, i can't help you here. you were banned for being a pk according to backscroll )
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (WHAT backscroll? I wasn't even /on/!)
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (And I've been banned for that before. Double jeopardy, anyone?)
* extravagantGesture PMs saddledDinosaur ( sorry man, i don't deal with murderers )
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (Does the backscroll say why you bothered banning me when I wasn't even on the chat to /begin/ with?)
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (Do you really call this /moderating/?)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Is the cookie crown tasty?)
* extravagantGesture PMs saddledDinosaur ( someone brought more evidence forward of your murdering )
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Yes. It is delicious.)
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (Actual evidence or just hearsay?)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Yay! Admin duties successful!)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (I have chewed bits out and am wearing the rest.)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : ( c: )
* extravagantGesture PMs saddledDinosaur ( actual evidence )
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (Show me.)
* extravagantGesture PMs saddledDinosaur ( you're only banned for three days, i guess while we review the evidence. i don't know if i should send it to you or not. )
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (I think you should.)
* extravagantGesture PMs saddledDinosaur ( i'll wait till i have a weigh in from other mods  )
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (So which one was it who banned me?)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (You haven't said something for 15 minutes! You get a gold star cookie!)
* hypodermicHarvester sends azureDinosaur "GoldStarCookie" ((A gold star cookie))
* saddledDinosaur has accepted the file
* extravagantGesture PMs saddledDinosaur ( why does it matter? )
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (So I can complain to them directly)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (It is delicious)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Thank you!)
* extravagantGesture PMs saddledDinosaur ( complaining isn't going to get you anywhere )
* saddledDinosaur PMs "Modteam" "Adminteam" (It totally will)
<hypodermicHarvester> Night night time
<hypodermicHarvester> Bye Mods!
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Night night)
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Night night)
* hypodermicHarvester PMs "azureDinosaur" : (Enjoy the corner while you think about what you did and the possible friends you've killed which has gotten you hatred from even people in your cult!)
* hypodermicHarvester has disconnected from the servers
* azureDinosaur PMs hypodermicHarvester (Wat)
* hypodermicHarvester has bounced back system message ERROR: User offline!