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- I'm as good at building things as you, BETTER even.
- Ha! Name one thing you can engineer better, go on!
- Butts...
- Hmmmm?
- Butts,
- GIANT butts.
- What are these "butts" you speak of?
- THIS!
- Only bigger! And you can ride them!
- "Bvvvvvvvpppp, vvvrrrvrrrddppp."
- Log date: 7-1-1-2,
- This planet is annoying, and everything is annoying.
- Amongst its transgressions, there's a need for the Amethyst to ask permission from the perma-fusion.
- Perma-fusion? Is that what you call Garnet?
- I can call her lots of things.
- She's walking around like one clod.
- Nya-hehehehehe-
- What's wrong with that?
- She's not even f**king! She's, you know, she's just, y-you know, like a-
- YOU KNOW!
- Ah, no, something else! Talk about something else!
- Maybe you can help me get this hunk of drill off.
- Let's head back and shove this thing in Pearl's BUTT!
- Oh, it's lovely!
- Nothing else can fit so perfectly inside.
- Hahahahaha, did you teach her to talk like this?
- It's making me incredibly uncomfortable.
- This drill is pure essence.
- Nyaaaa-
- [Knocking]
- Is there anyone else I can talk to?
- PEARL!
- Yo!
- Oh hi, uh...
- WHOMP WHOMP
- Yes...
- WHOMP WHOMP
- I wonder how many people have seen this thing.
- Hm.
- "LIKE"
- "HATE"
- Click.
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