The Furry Menace Chapter 1

<code>--THE FURRY MENACE CHAPTER 1--</code>
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<big><b>Chapter 1</b></big>
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"Morning, Brian." says Martha, Brian's mom.
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"Fuck you mom!" screams Brian.
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Martha picks up a bat and whacks Brian on the back.
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"Ahhhh!!!" says Brian.
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"Hahahah-"
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Martha's. laughter was cut short when Brian stabbed her with a knife. She collapsed to the ground in a pool of blood.
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"For 52 years she has been keeping me captive here, but now I will escape and kill the Furry Menace."
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Brian jumps out the window and smashes his moms car. He heads down to the space station.
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"This is where they keep the ships, I can use one to fly to the military base on Gandashon."
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Brian shot down the front gates of the space station with double RPGs in hand. He teleported behind all of the guards and scientists and ripped out their hearts. He jumped into a E64-RS and blasted off through the roof and out to Gandashon. The journey took only 1 day before the military started to detect him on their radars.
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"Fire!" said the general.
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The general ordered his troops to press the button on the AA gun. It shot Brian's craft down. He jumped out from the flaming wreck and threw 50 bombs at the AA gun. It exploded into smithereens. Brian landed but a man appeared in front of him. Before Brian had time to react, the man stabbed him countless times until he was a heap of organs, bones and blood. The man dissolved into smoke. He slit the throat of the military general.
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"ACK!!!" said the general, coughing up clots of blood.
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"I'll kill you!" said a soldier.
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The soldier aimed his machinegun at the man but the bullets had no effect. The man grabbed the soldier's throat and ripped his head off. He was now a fountain of blood which coated the entire facility in a dark maroon color. The man threw 700 homing explosive daggers that seeked out all of the fleeing people and destroyed them. The man sprang up and teleported to the furry mainland.
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Mekl, Sezkl, Erz, and Xmk were sitting beside a fire in the furry outlands. They could see nothing but forests and no sign of furries. They were planning to raid a furry base the next day but scrapped that plan due to the extremely cold temperatures. A furry approached their base, it was a harmless wild vixen that had come to eat the grass.
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"Hey look it's a vixen! Destroy it!" said Xmk.
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Xmk thought of himself as the leader and commanded everyone else to do his bidding, although they mostly didn't listen. But this was different, a furry had entered their territory. They all shared a common hate for furries and believed they were the cancer of this world. They were right.
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Erz hopped up and threw his spear and pierced the vixen's stomach.
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"EEEXKXKEE!!!!" screeched the vixen. It fell over, dead.
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Erz pulled out his spear.
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"Nice work, Erz." said Mekl.
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"Yeah, nice work. We're going to have a tasty meal today." said Sezkl.
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"I'm tired of eating those tart berries, I can't wait to taste that juicy vixen meat!" said Xmk.
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"Me too, I killed it so shouldn't I get the biggest piece?" said Erz.
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"Hey!" said all of the others.
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"Jeez, I was just joking guys."
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"Oh good, I really thought you were being serious." said Xmk.
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They cut off the meat of the vixen and placed it on a spit over their fire. It took about 3 hours for the meat to fully cook.
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"I'm starving!" said Mekl.
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They all took an equal chunk of the meat and bit in. They ate the rest until they thought they would explode.
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"Let's get a good rest." said Sezkl.
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"Good idea." said Erz.
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And they all drifted off to sleep.
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"Do you hear that noise?" said Xmz.
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"I hear it too." said Mekl.
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"The source is coming from that FALLING TREE!!!" said Xmz.
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"Ahhhhhh!!!"
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The tree crushed them all.
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"AHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Xmz.
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He woke up from a dream.
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"What was that for?" said Sezkl.
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"Nothing, just had a nightmare." said Xmz.
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