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  1. [17:56:06] <Vassonx> Mongolian, Russian and Chinese were lost in the desert
  2. [17:56:11] <Vassonx> and found a Genie
  3. [17:56:28] <Vassonx> The Genie would make three wishes per person come ture
  4. [17:56:31] <Vassonx> true*
  5. [17:56:37] <Vassonx> the Chinese said first
  6. [17:57:06] <Vassonx> He asked for An incredibly beautiful and a voluptous wife
  7. [17:57:11] <Vassonx> and endless wealth
  8. [17:57:15] <Vassonx> and to return home
  9. [17:57:25] <Vassonx> The Russian said second
  10. [17:57:43] <Vassonx> He asked for also endless wealth
  11. [17:57:51] <Vassonx> and a pretty wife
  12. [17:57:56] <Vassonx> and to return home
  13. [17:58:01] <Vassonx> The Mongolian came last
  14. [17:58:05] <Vassonx> he asked for
  15. [17:58:13] <Vassonx> A shelter from the sun
  16. [17:58:21] <Vassonx> An endless chest of alchohol
  17. [17:58:26] <Vassonx> and to call those two back
  18. [17:58:43] <Vassonx> after a year
  19. [17:58:52] <Vassonx> the trio were also lost in the desert again
  20. [17:58:57] <Vassonx> ran out of alchohol
  21. [17:59:02] <Vassonx> they found the Genie again
  22. [17:59:12] <Vassonx> who offered the same chance to ask for three wishes
  23. [17:59:30] <Vassonx> Russian and Chinese decided to let Mongolian accomplish his wish first
  24. [17:59:35] <Vassonx> so he won't call them back
  25. [17:59:38] <Vassonx> The Mongolian
  26. [17:59:47] <Vassonx> asked for another chest of alchohol
  27. [17:59:52] <Vassonx> another shelter form the sun
  28. [18:00:03] <Vassonx> and to leave them the hell alone
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  31. [18:01:34] <Vassonx> Chapaev and Petka
  32. [18:01:38] <Vassonx> were being chased by Indians
  33. [18:01:52] <Vassonx> they had barely escaped
  34. [18:02:01] <Vassonx> and found a tree to sleep on
  35. [18:02:08] <Vassonx> However
  36. [18:02:16] <Vassonx> The Indians had found the duo
  37. [18:02:23] <Vassonx> and decided to beat only Petka
  38. [18:02:29] <Vassonx> who was sleeping on the bottom branch
  39. [18:02:37] <Vassonx> Next day
  40. [18:02:44] <Vassonx> they decided to switch places
  41. [18:02:51] <Vassonx> and Petka slept on the top branch
  42. [18:02:58] <Vassonx> Indians found them again and said
  43. [18:03:15] <Vassonx> "We beat the bottom one yesterday. Now we beat the top one."
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