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The Applebro Family

Mar 7th, 2012
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  1. >Be mid afternoon in ponyville
  2. >You, being the awesome Anon you are, have decided to pay back Brokintosh for saving you by helping him buck apples for the day.
  3. >God damn it why is bucking so hard?
  4. >You've managed to get maybe one apple out of the tree before you collapse in exhaustion.
  5. >Big Brokintosh is shaking his head and chuckling to himself.
  6. >"You find me funny bro?"
  7. >"Eeyup. Ah reckon you should carry tha apples instead."
  8. >Readily agree.
  9. >As you're carrying back what you feel to be 200 pounds of apples you curse yourself for wanting to be a bro by helping Brokintosh with his job.
  10. >As you put the apples in to the apple cellar you see Applejack standing at the top of the stairs
  11. >"Howdy Anon."
  12. >God damn it and it was looking to be such a good day too.
  13. >"Ah'm appreciative for ya helpin out ma big brother....real appreciative.'
  14. >She steps down the stairs and up to you
  15. >She puts a hoof on your crotch
  16. >"Ah reckon you should be rewarded sugarcube."
  17. >"No thanks I'm fine."
  18. >No tolerance for Applerape today.
  19. >"That wasn a suggestion sugarcube."
  20. >You hear the yelling of your cyan bro from outside
  21. >"Hey Anon you down there?"
  22. >"Yeah?"
  23. >"He'll be up in a minute Rainbow."
  24. >Rainbro shoots down in to the cellar, blocking Applejack from you.
  25. >"Macintosh said he needs Anon to get back out there, now. Not five minutes from now, not tomorrow, now."
  26. >Applejack lets out an annoyed snort
  27. >"Ah'll catch ya later Anon."
  28. >You and Rainbro walk out of the cellar, bro hoofing at the top.
  29. >"Thanks Rainbro, how's Brokintosh coming?"
  30. >"Ah'm waitin on you to get back to them apples Anon."
  31. >You jump when you hear Brokintosh next to you.
  32.  
  33. >"You alright there Anon?"
  34. >You could go in to a long winded discussion over being paranoid of rape, but if you include his sister he'll probably kill you.
  35. >"I'm fine Brokintosh, I'll uh..get back to those apples."
  36. >Rainbow is laughing her ass off next to you.
  37. >"Ha, Anon you shoulda seen the look on your face! Priceless."
  38. >You give Rainbro the best deadpan look you can
  39. >She seems unaffected
  40. >You sigh and let Brokintosh know you're heading back to gather the rest of the apples he bucked for the day.
  41. >Rainbro being a bro says she'll help you out.
  42. >She broohoofs you and the two of you set off to finish your work.
  43. >Its an hour before you two make it back to drop off the last of these fuckin heavy ass apples.
  44. >You feel that you never want to see another apple as long as you live.
  45. >As you and Dash make your way back out of the cellar you see Granny Smith standing in front of the cellar with Brokintosh and Applejack.
  46. >With you not being alone you feel you can drop your guard
  47. >Applejack isn't stupid enough to try anything in front of her family.
  48. >"Well Howdy Anon ah see you been workin purdy hard out there ya know. If ya wanna stay for dinner and try the fruits of your labor stick around."
  49. >Holy shit free food, you agree to stay.
  50.  
  51. >They let Rainbro stay too if she wants
  52. >She agrees to stay as well, fuck yeah.
  53. >You smell a bro's night in the works.
  54. >You go inside the Apple Family's modest home.
  55. >Their furnace has that place at a nice warm temperature in contrast to how cold its been getting outside.
  56. >Winters on its way so your help is a bit more of a godsend to their family than you'd expect.
  57. >Applebloom being a little sweetheart gets you a chair.
  58. >You suppress the urge to daaw.
  59. >When everyone is seated the food is served.
  60. >Apple Pie, Apple Jam and bread, basically anything apple related that could be edible.
  61. >You thank them for the meal and dig in.
  62. >"Anon you helped us make this meal, we should be thankin you too."
  63. >You silently note that Granny Smith is fucking awesome.
  64. >They've helped themselves to their meals.
  65. >Notice Applejack is staring at you from across the table.
  66. >She's sensually licking an apple right in front of you.
  67. >She gives you a playful wink when she takes a small bite.
  68. >"Now Applejack ya know ya ain't supposed ta play with your food."
  69. >Granny Smith yet again
  70. >Applejack looks down and blushes, she eats her apple normally.
  71. >wonder if Grannies can be bros too.
  72.  
  73. >When you finish your meal you notice its dark outside.
  74. >Walking all the way back to your place now would be a hassle
  75. >The family invites you and Rainbro to stay for the night.
  76. >Brokintosh offers you their guest room for the night.
  77. >You being the bro you are say that Rainbro can get your bed and you can get their couch.
  78. >"It's nice to see that Mac ain't the only one here that's a gentlemen."
  79. >After helping them clear the table Brokintosh invites you and Rainbro to their living room.
  80. >When you get in you see they've got a small tv in front of their couch.
  81. >"Ah got a movie ya'll would love."
  82. >Brokintosh pulls out Act of Valor from a cupboard.
  83. >You're silently wondering if you're really the first human to roam these parts.
  84. >Their benches, their hammers, and some of the p0nies mannerisms always leave questions.
  85. >Especially Lyra, she seems to act like you more than anyone else.
  86. >Whatever, its Act of Valor, by the way Brokintosh is acting you guys are in for a real treat.
  87. >While the movie plays Mac comes back with some of their best cider.
  88. >(refer to above Anon pic for RD's anticipation)
  89. >When RD downs her cider her eyes grow wide and she has a far off stare
  90. >"It's... beautiful....the taste..."
  91. >You see a single tear drop fall from her face.
  92. >"Please Mac....may I have some moar?"
  93. >Brokintosh nods
  94. >"Ah also got tha good stuff. Applejack Daniels."
  95. >The three of you brohood simultaneously creating a trifecta of bro goodness.
  96.  
  97. >Movie ends after a while
  98. >manly tears were shed
  99. >You turn to stand up and applaud but the Applejack Daniels says no.
  100. >You sit your drunken happy ass back down
  101. >Between the three of you you killed off about six bottles of the jack
  102. >Yeah you're pretty gone.
  103. >Luckily Mac was smart enough to get you your pillow and blanket before you guys really got in to it.
  104. >When RD and Mac say their good nights you pretty much pass the fuck out on the couch.
  105. >As the two walk back up the stairs Mac chimes in
  106. >"H....hey *hic* RainBRO ah....how much longer ya gonna *hic* keep Anon in tha dark?"
  107. >RD cuts him a dirty look
  108. >He replies with a drunken smile
  109. >"When...when he *hic* stops bein...such...such a damn....uh...*hic* idiot."
  110. >The two walk off to their own rooms.
  111.  
  112. >A few hours later you wake up with the need to piss like a russian race horse.
  113. >You're still a bit tipsy but for the most part you're sober
  114. >Luckily you're able to make your way through the darkened home to their bathroom.
  115. >You manage to relieve yourself without pissing everywhere for once and make your way back to the couch
  116. >You swear you saw a shadow move out the corner of your eye
  117.  
  118. >you disregard the shadow and get comfy on their comfy ass couch
  119. >As you're about to drift off to sleep you feel something make your blanket move
  120. >Fucking freeze
  121. >you feel a p0ny crawl under your covers and to your crotch
  122. >"Evenin Anon."
  123. >Fucking Applejack
  124. >Her movements still freak you out a bit and you elicit a surprised yelp.
  125. >Applejack quickly silences you with a hoof.
  126. >"Dang it ya want me ta get caught?"
  127. >She takes her hoof off of your mouth
  128. "That's the general idea Applejack."
  129. >"Nah ah reckon ya wanted a REAL reward for helpin us out. Ah'm real appreciative....."
  130. >She starts to fumble around with the button to your pants
  131. >ohfuckthis.png
  132. >You crawl back and away from Applerapist only to have her pin you down.
  133. >"Anon ya know ah love tha hard way."
  134. >The two of you scuffle a bit, you trying to get away while she's trying to pull your clothes off.
  135. >This continues for a bit
  136. >Neither of you realize how much noise you're making
  137. >Grannie Smith wakes up with a start from the rocking chair in the adjacent room.
  138. >she comes walkin in, clearly not in a good mood.
  139. >She cuts on the light to see Applejack with the zipper of your pants in your mouth and you trying to push her away.
  140. >Granny Smith clears her throat
  141. >"Applejack ah'm gonna give ya till tha count a three before ah go an get me a switch."
  142. >"But Granny Smi-"
  143. >"One."
  144. >"Granny.."
  145. >"Two. Am ah gonna get ta three?"
  146. >"......no ma'am...."
  147. >"Good, now git your behind up them stairs an let Anon sleep."
  148. >"......yes ma'am..."
  149. >With a defeated look Applejack reluctantly makes her way up the stairs and back to her room.
  150.  
  151. "Thanks Granny Smith."
  152. >She holds up her hoof to you
  153. >Nigga you serious?
  154. >You brohoof Granny.
  155. >"There ya go Anon. Now yer gettin it."
  156. >lol she think you don't know what a brohoof is.
  157. "Damn Granny Smith I didn't know you were a bro."
  158. >"Where you think Mac gets it from?"
  159. >She raises a good point
  160. >You assume the Apple Family's 'bro genes' skipped Applejack's generation in place of the recessive 'rape genes'
  161. >Brony Smith wishes you a good night and she goes back to her rocker.
  162. >You head off to sleep now thinking your bro roster has just increased by one p0ny.
  163.  
  164. >End
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