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- >Be mid afternoon in ponyville
- >You, being the awesome Anon you are, have decided to pay back Brokintosh for saving you by helping him buck apples for the day.
- >God damn it why is bucking so hard?
- >You've managed to get maybe one apple out of the tree before you collapse in exhaustion.
- >Big Brokintosh is shaking his head and chuckling to himself.
- >"You find me funny bro?"
- >"Eeyup. Ah reckon you should carry tha apples instead."
- >Readily agree.
- >As you're carrying back what you feel to be 200 pounds of apples you curse yourself for wanting to be a bro by helping Brokintosh with his job.
- >As you put the apples in to the apple cellar you see Applejack standing at the top of the stairs
- >"Howdy Anon."
- >God damn it and it was looking to be such a good day too.
- >"Ah'm appreciative for ya helpin out ma big brother....real appreciative.'
- >She steps down the stairs and up to you
- >She puts a hoof on your crotch
- >"Ah reckon you should be rewarded sugarcube."
- >"No thanks I'm fine."
- >No tolerance for Applerape today.
- >"That wasn a suggestion sugarcube."
- >You hear the yelling of your cyan bro from outside
- >"Hey Anon you down there?"
- >"Yeah?"
- >"He'll be up in a minute Rainbow."
- >Rainbro shoots down in to the cellar, blocking Applejack from you.
- >"Macintosh said he needs Anon to get back out there, now. Not five minutes from now, not tomorrow, now."
- >Applejack lets out an annoyed snort
- >"Ah'll catch ya later Anon."
- >You and Rainbro walk out of the cellar, bro hoofing at the top.
- >"Thanks Rainbro, how's Brokintosh coming?"
- >"Ah'm waitin on you to get back to them apples Anon."
- >You jump when you hear Brokintosh next to you.
- >"You alright there Anon?"
- >You could go in to a long winded discussion over being paranoid of rape, but if you include his sister he'll probably kill you.
- >"I'm fine Brokintosh, I'll uh..get back to those apples."
- >Rainbow is laughing her ass off next to you.
- >"Ha, Anon you shoulda seen the look on your face! Priceless."
- >You give Rainbro the best deadpan look you can
- >She seems unaffected
- >You sigh and let Brokintosh know you're heading back to gather the rest of the apples he bucked for the day.
- >Rainbro being a bro says she'll help you out.
- >She broohoofs you and the two of you set off to finish your work.
- >Its an hour before you two make it back to drop off the last of these fuckin heavy ass apples.
- >You feel that you never want to see another apple as long as you live.
- >As you and Dash make your way back out of the cellar you see Granny Smith standing in front of the cellar with Brokintosh and Applejack.
- >With you not being alone you feel you can drop your guard
- >Applejack isn't stupid enough to try anything in front of her family.
- >"Well Howdy Anon ah see you been workin purdy hard out there ya know. If ya wanna stay for dinner and try the fruits of your labor stick around."
- >Holy shit free food, you agree to stay.
- >They let Rainbro stay too if she wants
- >She agrees to stay as well, fuck yeah.
- >You smell a bro's night in the works.
- >You go inside the Apple Family's modest home.
- >Their furnace has that place at a nice warm temperature in contrast to how cold its been getting outside.
- >Winters on its way so your help is a bit more of a godsend to their family than you'd expect.
- >Applebloom being a little sweetheart gets you a chair.
- >You suppress the urge to daaw.
- >When everyone is seated the food is served.
- >Apple Pie, Apple Jam and bread, basically anything apple related that could be edible.
- >You thank them for the meal and dig in.
- >"Anon you helped us make this meal, we should be thankin you too."
- >You silently note that Granny Smith is fucking awesome.
- >They've helped themselves to their meals.
- >Notice Applejack is staring at you from across the table.
- >She's sensually licking an apple right in front of you.
- >She gives you a playful wink when she takes a small bite.
- >"Now Applejack ya know ya ain't supposed ta play with your food."
- >Granny Smith yet again
- >Applejack looks down and blushes, she eats her apple normally.
- >wonder if Grannies can be bros too.
- >When you finish your meal you notice its dark outside.
- >Walking all the way back to your place now would be a hassle
- >The family invites you and Rainbro to stay for the night.
- >Brokintosh offers you their guest room for the night.
- >You being the bro you are say that Rainbro can get your bed and you can get their couch.
- >"It's nice to see that Mac ain't the only one here that's a gentlemen."
- >After helping them clear the table Brokintosh invites you and Rainbro to their living room.
- >When you get in you see they've got a small tv in front of their couch.
- >"Ah got a movie ya'll would love."
- >Brokintosh pulls out Act of Valor from a cupboard.
- >You're silently wondering if you're really the first human to roam these parts.
- >Their benches, their hammers, and some of the p0nies mannerisms always leave questions.
- >Especially Lyra, she seems to act like you more than anyone else.
- >Whatever, its Act of Valor, by the way Brokintosh is acting you guys are in for a real treat.
- >While the movie plays Mac comes back with some of their best cider.
- >(refer to above Anon pic for RD's anticipation)
- >When RD downs her cider her eyes grow wide and she has a far off stare
- >"It's... beautiful....the taste..."
- >You see a single tear drop fall from her face.
- >"Please Mac....may I have some moar?"
- >Brokintosh nods
- >"Ah also got tha good stuff. Applejack Daniels."
- >The three of you brohood simultaneously creating a trifecta of bro goodness.
- >Movie ends after a while
- >manly tears were shed
- >You turn to stand up and applaud but the Applejack Daniels says no.
- >You sit your drunken happy ass back down
- >Between the three of you you killed off about six bottles of the jack
- >Yeah you're pretty gone.
- >Luckily Mac was smart enough to get you your pillow and blanket before you guys really got in to it.
- >When RD and Mac say their good nights you pretty much pass the fuck out on the couch.
- >As the two walk back up the stairs Mac chimes in
- >"H....hey *hic* RainBRO ah....how much longer ya gonna *hic* keep Anon in tha dark?"
- >RD cuts him a dirty look
- >He replies with a drunken smile
- >"When...when he *hic* stops bein...such...such a damn....uh...*hic* idiot."
- >The two walk off to their own rooms.
- >A few hours later you wake up with the need to piss like a russian race horse.
- >You're still a bit tipsy but for the most part you're sober
- >Luckily you're able to make your way through the darkened home to their bathroom.
- >You manage to relieve yourself without pissing everywhere for once and make your way back to the couch
- >You swear you saw a shadow move out the corner of your eye
- >you disregard the shadow and get comfy on their comfy ass couch
- >As you're about to drift off to sleep you feel something make your blanket move
- >Fucking freeze
- >you feel a p0ny crawl under your covers and to your crotch
- >"Evenin Anon."
- >Fucking Applejack
- >Her movements still freak you out a bit and you elicit a surprised yelp.
- >Applejack quickly silences you with a hoof.
- >"Dang it ya want me ta get caught?"
- >She takes her hoof off of your mouth
- "That's the general idea Applejack."
- >"Nah ah reckon ya wanted a REAL reward for helpin us out. Ah'm real appreciative....."
- >She starts to fumble around with the button to your pants
- >ohfuckthis.png
- >You crawl back and away from Applerapist only to have her pin you down.
- >"Anon ya know ah love tha hard way."
- >The two of you scuffle a bit, you trying to get away while she's trying to pull your clothes off.
- >This continues for a bit
- >Neither of you realize how much noise you're making
- >Grannie Smith wakes up with a start from the rocking chair in the adjacent room.
- >she comes walkin in, clearly not in a good mood.
- >She cuts on the light to see Applejack with the zipper of your pants in your mouth and you trying to push her away.
- >Granny Smith clears her throat
- >"Applejack ah'm gonna give ya till tha count a three before ah go an get me a switch."
- >"But Granny Smi-"
- >"One."
- >"Granny.."
- >"Two. Am ah gonna get ta three?"
- >"......no ma'am...."
- >"Good, now git your behind up them stairs an let Anon sleep."
- >"......yes ma'am..."
- >With a defeated look Applejack reluctantly makes her way up the stairs and back to her room.
- "Thanks Granny Smith."
- >She holds up her hoof to you
- >Nigga you serious?
- >You brohoof Granny.
- >"There ya go Anon. Now yer gettin it."
- >lol she think you don't know what a brohoof is.
- "Damn Granny Smith I didn't know you were a bro."
- >"Where you think Mac gets it from?"
- >She raises a good point
- >You assume the Apple Family's 'bro genes' skipped Applejack's generation in place of the recessive 'rape genes'
- >Brony Smith wishes you a good night and she goes back to her rocker.
- >You head off to sleep now thinking your bro roster has just increased by one p0ny.
- >End
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