Aleekers

Aleuser fell from the sky. No, that's not a metaphor. Aleuser legitimately fell from the sky one day. Directly onto Cheekers. Needless to say, Aleuser passed out and Cheekers was knocked to the ground. With Ale's head on her chest. After a shocked moment passed, Cheekers threw Ale off of her and slapped him. Ale groggily woke up at that point. Sitting up, he looked around and his gaze settled on Cheekers, who was red with embarrassment and covering her chest with her arms.

"Uh... what exactly happened? Last thing I remember, I was falling from somewhere and blacked out."
"Y-You fell on t-top of me."
"Oh. Sorry about that. Bon threw me out of the plane without a parachute. I think he tried to kill me. Thanks for breaking my fall?"

Cheekers' face became rather flushed at this, and she abruptly stood up. "I'll see you back in the room." Cheekers proceeded to run away as fast as she could, leaving a rather confused Aleuser with a panty shot. In the distance, it's entirely possible PyoroLoli was shouting "A leekers? Leek!"

The next day, Aleuser and Bon Dance ended up fighting.
"Bon, you threw me out of the plane! WITHOUT a parachute!"
"I'm questioning how the hell you survived. Normally, people don't end up surviving falls out of a plane."
"Cheekers broke my fall, apparently. Never mind that, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!"

At this point, Cheekers entered the room just as Aleuser was yelling at Bon. Redylriws was sitting in a corner(surprisingly), sipping some sort of tropical drink, and the rest of the room appeared to be placing bets on the outcome.
"Uh... what exactly is going on here?" Cheekers slowly asked.
"Oh, Ale's calling Bon out for trying to kill him yesterday. Apparently they went skydiving and Bon pushed Ale out without a parachute. So, Ale landed on you?" Redylriws is the one who answered Cheekers, as he was the only one not involved in gambling or arguing.
"Y-Yeah... He passed out before he landed, and ended up with his head on my chest..."
"Damn, Ale's a lucky guy. Anyways, hopefully someone will break them up soon."

Swirlyder stepped in, and Aleuser and Bon turned towards the entrance. "Oi, Swirl! Bon threw me out of a plane yesterday!" Swirlyder ignored this comment and proceeded to do absolutely nothing except nod to Redylriws when he was greeted. Aleuser just stared at Swirl, who completely ignored him.
Bon snickered. "Aleuser, face it, nobody cares that you fell out of the plane."
"I'm sure Cheekers cares! Right, Cheekers?"
Cheekers looked rather flustered. "Uh... If you two could just stop arguing, that would be nice..."
Aleuser stared at her, speechless, then stormed out of the room while bets were collected from the losers who thought Ale would win the argument.

Later, after Aleuser had calmed down somewhat, he came back in and sat down near Cheekers. "Sorry about yesterday and earlier. I didn't mean to fall on you."
"It's fine, it didn't cause any lasting damage. Just... can you be a little more careful with where you land?"
"Huh? Oh, sure. I'll try. By the way, now probably isn't the time but... why were you wearing black panties yesterday?"
"I-I-If you saw them, then take responsibility!"
"Sheesh, was planning on it anyways."
"O-oh."
"So, pick you up at 8 tomorrow?"
"Y-yeah, sure..."

Supposedly, Cheekers and Ale had a fantastic date and came into the room the next day as a couple. The room ended up interrogating them, and found out precisely nothing that went on. However, somewhere in the distance PyoroLoli could still be heard shouting "A leekers? Leek!"