A prank for a prank...

>Pranktime in Equestria.
>A fake fly is the prize this time.
>Inconspicuous, almost unnoticable, but it always has the same effect.
>The pony you place it on shrieks in fright and you get a free swat of their round colored butts.
>But today isn't small time, oh no.
>The target...
"Hey, Princess Celestia! How nice to see you again!"
>She had welcomed you to Equestria and gotten you settled in at Ponyville.
>It had been a few months...time to return her good favor with some good humor.
>"Oh, Anonymous! How good to see you...I hear you've been quite busy these last few months. I would love to speak more with you in detail, but I am a busy mare. If you can wait a moment, I need to speak with the Mayor."
"Oh, of course, Princess..."
>You bow, using the action to flick your pranking tool directly on her white-as-snow flank.
>The "fly" lands perfectly a few inches above her cutie mark.
"Oh, Princess! A fly!"
>"She shrieks and flaps her wings, giving you the opportunity.
>Your hand raises expertly, a quick maniac's grin fills your face as you bring it down on her perfectly proportioned patoot.
>SPLAT
"...splat?"
>As your smile fades, her own grows.
>"Gotcha."
>The magic surrounding her fades, revealing the adhesive now pinning you, redhanded to her royal higness' hieny.
"A-ah, what!?"
>"I heard you had been trying to depose me as master prankster...and you were merely outplayed."
"Oh man..."
>She finishes her pleasantries with the remaining p0nies of P0nyville, dragging you along, embarrassed as you have ever been.
"Are we done? Can I go?"
>"Let go? Why, I do recall we wanted to talk! I think we have ample time now..."