Faerzen trashes Byron

[18:04] <masterfulShooter> hey uh
[18:05] <masterfulShooter> faerzen
[18:05] <masterfulShooter> are you
[18:05] <masterfulShooter> alive
[18:05] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[18:05] <masterfulShooter> considering
[18:05] <masterfulShooter> i just talked to
[18:05] <masterfulShooter> that girl lyra
[18:05] <masterfulShooter> who is like
[18:05] <masterfulShooter> about to
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> kill everyone
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> but maybe not
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> uh
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> if you were to be
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> alive
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> it would be cool if
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> you would respond
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> and also
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> i would kind of
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> like to know
[18:06] <masterfulShooter> how to STOP FUCKING SHIVERING
[18:07] <@visceralVanguard> Holy Jurgen fuck, not another one.
[18:07] <@visceralVanguard> Oh, shit, sorry.
[18:07] <@visceralVanguard> Hi, Byron.
[18:07] <masterfulShooter> well then
[18:07] <@visceralVanguard> I forgot I had voice translate on.
[18:07] <masterfulShooter> hah
[18:07] <@visceralVanguard> I'm quite swamped with a multitude of all the miserable things at the moment.
[18:07] <masterfulShooter> oh
[18:07] <masterfulShooter> well
[18:07] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[18:07] <masterfulShooter> that would
[18:07] <masterfulShooter> make sense
[18:07] <masterfulShooter> i am
[18:08] <masterfulShooter> probably in the same
[18:08] <masterfulShooter> position
[18:08] <masterfulShooter> but well
[18:08] <@visceralVanguard> Also, is there a reason you are only putting one or two words on every line? I don't recall you being so sparing with your words per line before.
[18:08] <masterfulShooter> impending death isnt like
[18:08] <masterfulShooter> speeding towards me
[18:08] <masterfulShooter> oh its
[18:08] <@visceralVanguard> "In the same position?"
[18:08] <masterfulShooter> im just really tired
[18:08] <masterfulShooter> and
[18:08] <@visceralVanguard> Did you really just say that?
[18:08] <masterfulShooter> shivering to FUCK
[18:08] <@visceralVanguard> I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to completely disagree with you on that front!
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> faerzne i am pretty close to dying so
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> well its nothing
[18:09] <@visceralVanguard> I'm sorry you're cold, but I don't have the fucking time to worry about that right now.
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> that i havent done before
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> but
[18:09] <@visceralVanguard> You're with Tarane, right?
[18:09] <@visceralVanguard> She can help you.
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> yeah but im pretty sure shes
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> like
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> about to die
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> too
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> and also passed the fuck out
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> so
[18:09] <masterfulShooter> there sthat
[18:09] <@visceralVanguard> I recommend sleeping then. For some reason, sleeping in this game has the odd ability to heal an absurd number of injuries
[18:10] <@visceralVanguard> Is that all you wanted to say?
[18:10] <@visceralVanguard> You're cold?
[18:10] <@visceralVanguard> What have you even been engaged in recently? I haven't heard a peep from you which is quite unusual.
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> i uh
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> well
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> after flying
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> to taranes planet
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> we kinda split up for a
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> for a biut
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> bit
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> and then
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> i fought a giant plant fucker
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> and
[18:11] <masterfulShooter> she got like
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> kidnapped
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> by some fucklord wtih
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> with a shotgun
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> and
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> then he cut her fucking horn off
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> and then
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> i tried to help
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> but then he shot me in the arm
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> and then tarane tried to grab his shotgun
[18:12] <masterfulShooter> and he shot her in the arm
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> and then i tried to kill him
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> but he didnt die
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> even though i fuckin
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> tried to kill him
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> and then tarane went
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> and killed him
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> with like
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> an arrow
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> or something
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> i dont know
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> and then
[18:13] <masterfulShooter> i tried to
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> help bandage her or something
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> but i ended up
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> stabbing her
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> by acciden
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> t
[18:14] <@visceralVanguard> I'm not sure I really follow that incredibly sparse sprinkling of words, but everything is okay now, right?
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> i guess
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> i just
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> dont really know
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> anything
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> about medicine
[18:14] <masterfulShooter> so
[18:15] <masterfulShooter> but i guess your in
[18:15] <masterfulShooter> something
[18:15] <masterfulShooter> more important
[18:15] <masterfulShooter> so
[18:15] <@visceralVanguard> Okay, good. There's a reason I haven't really been keeping tabs on you as much as everyone else. You're with Tarane, so it will probably work out. I don't really foresee you doing anything terrible anyways other than self-harm which there isn't anything I can do about.
[18:15] <masterfulShooter> oh
[18:15] <masterfulShooter> i guess
[18:15] <masterfulShooter> thats
[18:15] <masterfulShooter> um
[18:15] <masterfulShooter> reasurring
[18:15] <@visceralVanguard> Yes, while you've been traipsing around through the forest, I can say I've been quite busy.
[18:16] <@visceralVanguard> Too busy, I'd even venture to say.
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> i mean i tried to
[18:16] <@visceralVanguard> Surprise, fucking surprise.
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> do something
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> useful
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> you seem
[18:16] <@visceralVanguard> Like what?
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> pretty
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> busy
[18:16] <@visceralVanguard> Busy?
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> like
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> like what?
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> um
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[18:16] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[18:17] <masterfulShooter> i guess i havent done anythign
[18:17] <masterfulShooter> important
[18:17] <@visceralVanguard> Oh, I'm only nearly single-handedly trying to prevent the entirety of our session from crumbling to the ground because of multiple powerful malicious entities. Don't worry about me. Just keep flying around the forest or sleeping or eating or whatever it is you were going to do.
[18:17] <masterfulShooter> sorry for
[18:17] <@visceralVanguard> I really don't have time for this shit right now, sorry.
[18:17] <masterfulShooter> bothering you
[18:17] <masterfulShooter> ill just like
[18:17] <masterfulShooter> go then
[18:18] <@visceralVanguard> Have you talked with Lyra? If not, I would request you don't.
[18:18] <@visceralVanguard> Just as a point of order.
[18:18] <@visceralVanguard> I have a feeling I know what your response will be though.
[18:18] <masterfulShooter> i did
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> like
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> a couple minutes ago
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> uh
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> shes a little
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> crazy
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> but its nothing that
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> we havent handled
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> uh
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[18:19] <@visceralVanguard> Yup.
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> you
[18:19] <@visceralVanguard> I thought so.
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> havent handled
[18:19] <@visceralVanguard> "handled"
[18:19] <@visceralVanguard> What does that mean?
[18:19] <masterfulShooter> i really
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> havent done anything
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> oh fuck
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> okay okay
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> so your busy and
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> you dont need me to
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> mope or whatever the fuck it is
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> i was
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> about to do
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> you probably need to do
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> stuff thats gonna
[18:20] <masterfulShooter> save us all
[18:21] <masterfulShooter> or something like that
[18:21] <@visceralVanguard> You're totally free to "mope or whatever" to me if you would like
[18:22] <@visceralVanguard> However, I would very much appreciate that happening after I am done trying to "save us all or something like that"
[18:22] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[18:22] <masterfulShooter> thats probably
[18:22] <@visceralVanguard> If I fail here, it is highly likely that our entire game session is doomed
[18:22] <masterfulShooter> the best plan of action
[18:22] <masterfulShooter> oh fuck
[18:22] <@visceralVanguard> So I have rather more important things to worry about
[18:22] <masterfulShooter> how did you
[18:22] <masterfulShooter> end up doing all this
[18:22] <masterfulShooter> stuff
[18:22] <@visceralVanguard> How?
[18:22] <@visceralVanguard> By trying.
[18:22] <masterfulShooter> uh
[18:22] <masterfulShooter> oh
[18:22] <@visceralVanguard> I'm here, there are things that can be done to help everyone over there. I do them.
[18:23] <masterfulShooter> i guess thats just
[18:23] <masterfulShooter> who you are
[18:23] <@visceralVanguard> Unfortunately for me, yes, I suppose it is who I am.
[18:23] <@visceralVanguard> But oh well, if it ends up helping in the long run, then who the fuck cares.
[18:24] == solemnSketcher [webchat@201.220.243.134] has joined #RPGStuck_caveofmysteries
[18:24] <@visceralVanguard> There's Lyra going crazy
[18:24] <masterfulShooter> ((shit bois))
[18:24] <@visceralVanguard> There's Lyra being possessed by a malicious entity
[18:24] <@visceralVanguard> There's the massive explosion and collisions of Derses and Propsits
[18:24] <@visceralVanguard> There's currently a war and much espionage set up surrounding the 4 kingdoms
[18:25] <@visceralVanguard> There's Nick trying not to become that doomed horrible version of himself
[18:25] <@visceralVanguard> There's mysteries on my planet and darkness everywhere
[18:25] <masterfulShooter> um
[18:25] <@visceralVanguard> There are three sentient magical items that can telepathically communicate and influence the bearers that I am dealing with
[18:26] <@visceralVanguard> And all of these parties have their own agendas and plans that I am trying to corroborate, support, sabotage, or turn against each other
[18:26] <@visceralVanguard> If there's a way that you see that you can help, then by all means, let me know
[18:27] <@visceralVanguard> Otherwise I will continue to leave you in my blind spot of surveillance because, let's be honest, it probably doesn't matter.
[18:27] <@visceralVanguard> I'm sure Tarane will take care of you well enough.
[18:27] <@visceralVanguard> She seems quite competent and reasonable enough.
[18:27] <masterfulShooter> oh
[18:27] <masterfulShooter> uh
[18:27] <@visceralVanguard> And now you are the third person to message me out of nowhere
[18:27] <masterfulShooter> okay then
[18:28] <masterfulShooter> you go on and
[18:28] <masterfulShooter> do you
[18:28] <masterfulShooter> your important stuff
[18:28] <@visceralVanguard> I'm sorry if I'm coming across as unreasonably blunt
[18:28] <@visceralVanguard> I'm really not in the mood to put any sort of filter on my thoughts at the moment
[18:29] <@visceralVanguard> And I don't have any time or spare brain power to process this at the moment
[18:29] <@visceralVanguard> So, sorry.
[18:29] <masterfulShooter> no no its
[18:29] <masterfulShooter> okay
[18:29] <masterfulShooter> it just
[18:29] <masterfulShooter> showed me something
[18:29] <masterfulShooter> i guess
[18:30] <@visceralVanguard> What do you mean?
[18:30] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[18:30] <masterfulShooter> im not really
[18:30] <masterfulShooter> uh
[18:30] <masterfulShooter> how do i put
[18:30] <masterfulShooter> this
[18:30] <masterfulShooter> im not really
[18:30] <masterfulShooter> essential to anything
[18:30] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> its not that
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> thats all of a bad thing
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> byron things usually go
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> really bad
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> like
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> all of the time
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> every plan
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> goes really
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> really bad
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> so i guess its better this way
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> if i dont
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> take part in
[18:31] <masterfulShooter> anything
[18:32] <masterfulShooter> its not like
[18:32] <masterfulShooter> uh
[18:32] <masterfulShooter> like it would
[18:32] <masterfulShooter> make much of a difference anyway
[18:32] <@visceralVanguard> Nick, Lyra, and I are currently all wrapped up in several schemes and plans that require...... precision. So I would agree it's best you don't get too involved in those. Tarane is basically just hiding from Dersian royalty so the two of you are good to protect each other and stay out of the way.
[18:32] <@visceralVanguard> It's not that you aren't essential.
[18:32] <@visceralVanguard> I'm sure you are.
[18:32] <@visceralVanguard> Somehow.
[18:33] <@visceralVanguard> Just not right at the moment.
[18:35] <masterfulShooter> ill just
[18:35] <masterfulShooter> kinda
[18:35] <masterfulShooter> i mean its not that i dont want to
[18:35] <masterfulShooter> help
[18:35] <masterfulShooter> but as we both
[18:35] <masterfulShooter> just agreed
[18:35] <masterfulShooter> okay im just
[18:35] <masterfulShooter> saying what we just said
[18:35] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[18:36] <@visceralVanguard> Yes, you are.
[18:36] <@visceralVanguard> I'm sorry if it seems I'm trying to throw you off to the sidelines of all of this, but everything here is a complex machine of every single cog and gear tied together to make a massive clockwork world and I already have too many unpredictable loose cannons in the mix.
[18:37] <masterfulShooter> no its
[18:37] <@visceralVanguard> I'm trying to understand everything I can, and that is much easier when there are fewer things that need to be understood.
[18:37] <masterfulShooter> its okay i guess
[18:37] <@visceralVanguard> Thank you for understanding.
[18:38] <masterfulShooter> honestly should i even
[18:38] <masterfulShooter> be involved in anything
[18:38] <masterfulShooter> because
[18:38] <masterfulShooter> look at what happens when someone else is with me
[18:38] <masterfulShooter> its
[18:38] <masterfulShooter> i dont mean to like
[18:38] <masterfulShooter> add a new like
[18:39] <masterfulShooter> cog or whatever
[18:39] <masterfulShooter> just saying take
[18:39] <masterfulShooter> the byron cog out
[18:39] <masterfulShooter> and shit would probably run a lot smoother
[18:39] <@visceralVanguard> No, I don't want to completely remove the Byron cog, I just for the moment vastly prefer it to remain on the periphery not connected to many other things so its performance does not affect much of the rest of the machine
[18:40] <@visceralVanguard> You continue doing what you're doing
[18:41] <@visceralVanguard> Perhaps you will find something of more significance to do than flying around in the forest, perhaps you will not for the time being. I don't know, but I need to focus my resources and energy on far more critical matters at the moment.
[18:41] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[18:41] <masterfulShooter> okay
[18:41] <masterfulShooter> um
[18:41] <masterfulShooter> atleast
[18:41] <masterfulShooter> we have that
[18:42] <masterfulShooter> established
[18:42] <@visceralVanguard> Yes, we do.
[18:42] <@visceralVanguard> Excellent.
[18:43] <masterfulShooter> im
[18:43] <masterfulShooter> just gonna
[18:43] <masterfulShooter> try to stay awake
[18:43] <masterfulShooter> incase taranne needs anything
[18:43] <masterfulShooter> i mean
[18:43] <@visceralVanguard> That sounds like an excellent plan of action
[18:44] <@visceralVanguard> Perhaps you can experiment on the alchemiter to pass the time
[18:44] <@visceralVanguard> Or maybe build on Juan's house?
[18:45] <@visceralVanguard> I'm sure that there are a variety of more menial sources of entertainment you can find to keep you awake while you take care of Tarane
[18:45] <@visceralVanguard> Just stay safe. We don't need you dying again.
[18:45] <masterfulShooter> oh
[18:45] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[18:45] <masterfulShooter> i need to uh
[18:45] <masterfulShooter> mix the shotgun with the
[18:45] <masterfulShooter> uh
[18:45] <masterfulShooter> the keyboard
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> okay
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> well i mean
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> crap
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> shit
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> fuck
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> ugh
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> okay
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> i dont know
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> if that would
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> work with
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> the specibi
[18:46] <@visceralVanguard> There's only one way to find out.
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> or whatever
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> yeah
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> its probably
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> the safest thing
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> to do
[18:46] <masterfulShooter> right now
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> well
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> okay im just
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> gonna
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> do that then
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> you do
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> whatever you needed to do
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> oh
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> if
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> lyra starts to go
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> crazy
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> just remind her
[18:47] <masterfulShooter> about the robot eyes
[18:47] == `DICE [~RayGold@pool-98-113-252-119.nycmny.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 198 seconds]
[18:48] <@visceralVanguard> Robot eyes?
[18:48] <@visceralVanguard> You know, I'm not even going to ask
[18:48] <@visceralVanguard> I am going to focus on making sure all of our souls don't get devoured first.
[18:48] <@visceralVanguard> Talk to you later, Byron.
[18:48]  * visceralVanguard [VV] bid farewell to masterfulShooter [MS]