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Jan 04 05:27:43 <n-tech> That vordrak thread is bizarre
Jan 04 05:27:46 <n-tech> Really, really bizarre
Jan 04 05:27:58 <n-tech> It's terrible for /cow/ standards and it's full of like, image macro posts
Jan 04 05:28:10 <n-tech> It also averages 2 posts per UID
Jan 04 05:28:15 <n-tech> p interdasting if you ask me
Jan 04 08:54:59 <n-tech> You're getting played, hard.
Jan 04 10:50:29 <JEWS> how long should i wait for someone to post something funny?
Jan 04 10:51:36 <JEWS> http://8ch.net/cow/res/245372.html#245389
Jan 04 10:52:00 <n-tech> Why are you "waiting"?
Jan 04 10:52:06 <JEWS> i couldn't be clearer on my standard for funny
Jan 04 10:52:31 <n-tech> You don't push your standards on any other thread. Your entire board is low quality and you don't read or enforce standards anywhere else.
Jan 04 10:52:49 <JEWS> i push them whenever i'm asked to
Jan 04 10:52:58 <n-tech> Just delete it. Save yourself the trouble.
Jan 04 10:53:04 <n-tech> No one needs /cow/ anymore.
Jan 04 10:53:15 <JEWS> no one has ever needed /cow/
Jan 04 10:53:24 <n-tech> As long as banned users have a place to whine about the forum there will be people posting on it, but outside of that, its usefulness has expired.
Jan 04 10:54:05 <n-tech> The really funny thing about that thread is something you'd not appreciate
Jan 04 10:54:05 <JEWS> are you looking for something other than entertainment
Jan 04 10:54:18 <JEWS> outside of your own threads, i mean
Jan 04 10:54:25 <n-tech> The thread gets made and in the span of a few hours in English prime time, it gets more posts than the rest of your board combined
Jan 04 10:54:40 <n-tech> All low quality image macros and people using inappropriate Kiwi Farms jargon
Jan 04 10:54:45 <n-tech> And you go, 'well look at how bad THIS thread is'
Jan 04 10:54:51 <n-tech> and you're completely oblivious to what's going on
Jan 04 10:55:01 <n-tech> considering you're studying law and usually take a conservative and skeptical approach to things
Jan 04 10:55:06 <n-tech> that to me is pretty hilarious
Jan 04 10:55:40 <n-tech> actually I don't know what you study, but you go to a big college IIRC.
Jan 04 10:55:45 <n-tech> should be wittier than this.
Jan 04 10:56:10 <JEWS> so what you're saying is
Jan 04 10:56:13 <JEWS> you have nothing
Jan 04 10:56:20 <n-tech> Dude, just delete it
Jan 04 10:56:27 <JEWS> and you'd rather argue with me than use the remaining twenty chances to prove me wrong
Jan 04 10:56:36 <n-tech> I don't have anything to prove to you
Jan 04 10:56:48 <JEWS> you could post more of the evanescence shit
Jan 04 10:56:50 <n-tech> I'm just telling you why you're bad at what you do
Jan 04 10:57:00 <JEWS> which i already said is probably funny
Jan 04 10:57:19 <n-tech> Why are you encouraging me to post content to your board?
Jan 04 10:57:27 <n-tech> I already have all that content posted elsewhere
Jan 04 10:58:02 <JEWS> why not post it though
Jan 04 10:58:07 <n-tech> Because it doesn't matter
Jan 04 10:58:31 <JEWS> sure it does
Jan 04 10:58:45 <n-tech> What's more interesting to me with this thread is how Vordrak responded and how he used you to achieve a means to an end
Jan 04 10:58:58 <n-tech> If this were the KF the spamming would be cleaned up
Jan 04 10:59:05 <n-tech> There'd not be arbitrary bars set to meet
Jan 04 10:59:14 <n-tech> and even if there were, I'd not be asking you to fill in the gaps for me
Jan 04 10:59:24 <JEWS> if this were the KF there wouldn't have been a chance for something funny to happen
Jan 04 10:59:38 <n-tech> Demonstrably untrue.
Jan 04 10:59:41 <n-tech> You're just being bitter now.
Jan 04 10:59:44 <JEWS> demonstrate it
Jan 04 10:59:55 <JEWS> no, it's what i've always believed
Jan 04 10:59:56 <n-tech> Show me all the great things your governance on /cow/ has brought about in the last two years
Jan 04 11:00:06 <n-tech> I can't name anything.
Jan 04 11:00:14 <JEWS> my only funny experiences on the KF were /cow/ excursions
Jan 04 11:00:18 <n-tech> I think Peter Coffin was it, and then you peaked.
Jan 04 11:00:31 <n-tech> And now it's just whatever you can get off the KF
Jan 04 11:00:53 <n-tech> It's pretty funny seeing people just flat out linking to threads on the forum in their OPs, like
Jan 04 11:01:01 <n-tech> "okay here's all the content now lets talk about it here anonymously"
Jan 04 11:01:06 <n-tech> you know that comment software, Disqus?
Jan 04 11:01:16 <JEWS> it's indeed the start of a shit thread
Jan 04 11:01:30 <n-tech> you've turned /cow/ into a KF Disqus
Jan 04 11:03:08 <JEWS> i remember you saying all this right before the peak, as you called it
Jan 04 11:03:18 <n-tech> And I was never wrong
Jan 04 11:03:24 <n-tech> You didn't do anything to make that work
Jan 04 11:03:37 <n-tech> You had just migrated to 8chan and Fredrick gave you a working platform that caught Peter Coffin's attention
Jan 04 11:03:49 <n-tech> Already integrated into a larger site, you got tons of attention and traffic from that
Jan 04 11:03:59 <n-tech> and as soon as Peter Coffin became out of style the traffic and attention bled from you
Jan 04 11:04:19 <JEWS> i guess i should have run ads
Jan 04 11:04:32 <n-tech> I don't run ads and I process 200 million requests a month
Jan 04 11:04:33 <JEWS> and added subfora
Jan 04 11:05:06 <JEWS> and chimped out to be the board's own lolcow
Jan 04 11:05:42 <JEWS> i don't really get your point here
Jan 04 11:06:27 <n-tech> I made it pretty clear.
Jan 04 11:06:28 <JEWS> even 789chan had OPs with links to the cwcki forums in them, and they were shitposts back then too
Jan 04 11:06:42 <n-tech> You don't know how to moderate or set expectations and you apply rules and standards unevenly
Jan 04 11:06:42 <JEWS> what changed is that you're clinging to it now more than ever
Jan 04 11:06:52 <n-tech> As a result your userbase has no ability to make anything funny happen.
Jan 04 11:08:10 <n-tech> I've not changed my objectives at all in the last three years
Jan 04 11:08:15 <n-tech> I'm still doing exactly what I want.
Jan 04 11:08:32 <JEWS> you tried and failed with infinity next in the last three years
Jan 04 11:08:40 <JEWS> i'd call that a change in objective
Jan 04 11:08:49 <n-tech> lol
Jan 04 11:08:55 <n-tech> You're really stretching with these personal attacks
Jan 04 11:09:01 <JEWS> perhaps you meant "mission" instead of "objective"
Jan 04 11:09:06 <n-tech> It came close and if the political issues weren't there it'd be working fine.
Jan 04 11:09:11 <JEWS> >personal attacks
Jan 04 11:09:13 <n-tech> you might even have a board worth visiting
Jan 04 11:09:30 <JEWS> you visit /cow/ more than i visit the foxdick farms, though
Jan 04 11:09:37 <n-tech> No I don't?
Jan 04 11:09:53 <n-tech> I haven't visited /cow/ at all except in the last few days because the Vordrak noise caught my attention and I wanted to see how it was handled
Jan 04 11:10:04 <n-tech> Predictably, you got pranked by an old ass man.
Jan 04 11:10:57 <JEWS> too bad
Jan 04 11:11:04 <JEWS> i mean
Jan 04 11:11:06 <n-tech> Yeah, too bad.
Jan 04 11:11:13 <n-tech> You're really unapproachable about these failures though
Jan 04 11:11:18 <n-tech> So I'm done with trying
Jan 04 11:11:21 <n-tech> Good luck
Jan 04 11:11:58 <JEWS> what i gathered here is that you really wanted this thread to be good without any effort from you
Jan 04 11:14:38 <JEWS> you're not good at hiding that
Jan 04 11:14:38 * [n-tech] is away (Auto away at Wed Jan  4 16:12:39 2017)