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Brew of Death

Aug 25th, 2012
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  1. Brew of Death
  2. > Summer has waned, and the colorful season of Autumn is nearing its close
  3. > A mighty tree has shed all its leaves onto the surrounding meadow as the season shifts
  4. > Yawning sleepily a now fat black cat observes the leaves and other colorful creatures moving about the ground
  5. > Fluffy ponies play happily once more in the meadow
  6. > The horrible summer a distant memory
  7. > Munching on grass and the renaming flowers greedily
  8. > All in preparation for the coming cold
  9. > An old gray fluffy yawns while he watches his herd play happily and eat their fill
  10. > Due to bad fluffies, weather, and accidents his herd is unusually small this year
  11. > Many stallions didn't survive the "saddest wawa time"
  12. > He put down the rebellious fluffies with poison berries he keeps in a small room behind the food storage
  13. > When he was young the fluffy gave bad fluffies big huwties for punishment
  14. > He was a very strong unicorn, and he kept the herd safe, like his daddy before him
  15. > His daddy was...
  16. > He pouts trying to remember his father
  17. > This fluffy is almost 6
  18. > All he remembers was a strong gray fluffy like he used to be
  19. > As the old fluff thinks a yellow and black unicorn waddles up
  20. > "Hewwo pointeh daddeh, hewd haff wossa nummies, why yuu nuu eat nummies?"
  21. > The old fluff looks up at his favorite son
  22. > "Oh, hewwo Buzzeh... Fwuffy was finkin bout mah daddeh... Suu sweepie... *yawn* gonna haff nappies..."
  23. > Laying down the old fluff sleeps like a newborn snuggling in its mothers warm fluff
  24. > Buzzy smiles as he returns to his family
  25. > Rosy is munching hungrily with five small fluffies toddling around her grazing and playing
  26. > They mewl about yikkie grass, no more milk, love, hugs, and the like
  27. > It's her fifth litter this year
  28. > The parents vaguely recognize other adults around them as their children
  29. > They only remember the sad ones vividly
  30. > Zippeh and Zippee during the hot time, Wiffer during the saddest water time, and a foal snatched by the sad birds without a name just a month ago
  31. > Other families have had it even harder
  32. > Buzzy's sister Flower has lost all of her children in seven different litters
  33. > Flower then lost her husband in the saddest water time
  34. > She hasn't spoken since silently eating on grass and sleeping all the time
  35. > Flower's husband got bad nummies by the old gray fluff
  36. > Buzzy still doesn't know what to think about that
  37. > Looking at the old, kind, sleepy fluffy he feels happy
  38. > He's got the oldest daddy of any herd!
  39. > But, when he thinks about seeing Pointy so mad
  40. > The yellow fluff shakes his black mane
  41. > "nuu, daddeh good, giff bad nummies tuu bad fwuffies, good fwuffies get good nummies"
  42. > That settles it in a fluffy mind
  43. > Though the doubt still lingers in the back of his head
  44. > Across the field fillies and colts play as adults pack on as much fat as they can
  45. > Were it not for the extra reserves of energy the herd would be extremely sluggish with weight
  46. > No fluffies are allowed to have more babies
  47. > Gray fluff said so, "Cowd time commin! Tuu cowd fow bebbehs! Bebbehs haff wongest sweepies in cowdest time!"
  48. > "Bad fwuffies who haff speciaw huggies an bebbehs naow awe bad fwuffies!"
  49. > The recent memory of his power scares many fluffies into celibacy
  50. > The ornery young colts are kept in line by mothers and mares alike
  51. > Several have been beaten off while trying to give their first special hugs
  52. > "Buuuh! Buuh! buh! Fwuffy haffa giff good feww! Nee giff speciaw huggies suu bad!"
  53. > A smack on the sack by an angry mare fixes that
  54. > "NUU! Bad fwuffies haff speciaw huggies befowe cowd time! NUU Wan bebbehs tu sweepies fowevah!"
  55. > Despite the rigorous prevention tactics there is one dam waddling around the field
  56. > She's been ostracized by the herd
  57. > A young filly who had the "hawt speciaw feww" she gave sex to an older stallion who lost his mare
  58. > But, after the herd found out he was banished to the forest beyond
  59. > Now alone she will have to raise the foals single handed
  60. > It will be another week or so before she is ready to birth
  61. > Dangerously close to winter
  62. > Until then the herd packs fat onto their frail bodies
  63. > Even colts and fillies are beginning to become plumper in preparation
  64. > Soon the disobedient mare births
  65. > Alone she bears her children beneath the old tree
  66. > Miraculously both of her children survive
  67. > Once she has cleaned them she is out eating to make milk
  68. > Then the gray fluff appears
  69. > His herd watch nervously from a distance
  70. > "What yuu wan? Hafta eat wossa nummies an make miwkies fow bebbehs"
  71. > The herd is silent, both fearful and expectant for their elder to speak
  72. > "Mummah... yuu nuu wissen tuu hewd... haff bebbehs befowe cowd... bebbehs wownt wive..."
  73. > The mother is taken aback
  74. > "Mummah good fwuffy! Giff wossa miwkies tuu bebbehs! Bebbehs nuu sweepies foweffa! Bebbehs guud an heawfy!"
  75. > Shaking his head slowly the old stallion speaks true
  76. > "Nuu babbeh effa wive fwouh wong cowd... Wong cowd awways take bebbehs... Yuu nuu wissen tu hewd..."
  77. > "NUU! MUMMAH GOOD NUU BAD GOOD! BABBEHS NUU SWEEPIES MUMMAH GOOD!"
  78. > The mare is screaming and crying despite no perceivable danger
  79. > Gray fluff have never killed or banished a mother they're too valuable to the herd
  80. > The foals begin peeping for help afraid of the loud noises
  81. > "Mummah... bad... fwuffy... Yuu! Nuu! Keep! BEBBEHS!"
  82. > With that the old fluffy bucks the mother over bruising an eye and causing the foals to fall onto the cold ground
  83. > "eep! eep! eep! eep! eep! eep!"
  84. > They wiggle on the ground too small to speak, see, hear properly, or move
  85. > They haven't even spoken their first word
  86. > Just a few minutes they entered the world
  87. > And now an ancient fluffy is going to take them out of it
  88. > "Dis cause yuu nuu wissen TUU HEWD!"
  89. > The old stallion drops a foot on the fragile neck of each foal
  90. > Before the mother can even right herself the foals are motionless
  91. > Totally still save hungry mouths begging for help
  92. > The gray fluffy sheds a tear
  93. > "D..duhmmy mummah... Why.. why nuu wissen... why?"
  94. > Tears flowing freely he leaves the sobbing mother
  95. > Slowly the herd too leaves the mare with her still silently crying children
  96. > Soon she is all alone, save her two foals not even able to say mummah
  97. > "M..m..m..m.. huuu huu hummm.muummaaahhh suuu sowwwy bebbbehhhhhs ahh..... hhhuu huu huu huu huu..."
  98. > "Muummah suu sowwy..."
  99. > She cries over the now motionless foals till sundown
  100. > A sobbing mare is heard throughout the community now hunkered in their burrows
  101. > Then as the fluffies drift into sleep the first snow falls
  102. > Covering the innocent bodies
  103. > Fated to die by a foolish young mare and proud old fluffy
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