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- <PollyEsther> you get more homosexual every day
- <Taragoola> Cheating on Wesley?
- <Taragoola> shame on you
- <Wesley> It was funny what happened last night, I don't think Uber heard
- <Wesley> hue
- <Taragoola> Wesley are you mexican too? Or are we getting interracial up in this bitch?
- <Uber> he is canadian mustard race
- <Wesley> Nah, I'm white as shit
- <PollyEsther> >canadian
- <Wesley> I'm white as old shit that has been sitting in the lawn for a month
- <PollyEsther> thats basically interspecies
- <Uber> it's just two borders, calm down
- <Taragoola> Woohoo
- <Taragoola> kinky
- <Taragoola> So was Melly mad at you for falling asleep uber?
- <Uber> kind of :|
- <Taragoola> :D
- <Uber> then again since when is she mad
- * Hush[Hex{Muu has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
- <Taragoola> wat
- <Uber> she's a nice tup
- <Taragoola> Hell yes she is
- <Taragoola> with a really nice butt
- <Uber> :|
- <Taragoola> Jelly points +5
- <Uber> fuckin
- <Uber> tara
- <Uber> I will
- <Uber> not do anything
- <Uber> because I can't
- <Taragoola> Why not?
- <Uber> because you are nice person
- <Taragoola> true
- <PollyEsther> Can i poop on melissa's chest?
- <Uber> no
- <PollyEsther> ;_;
- <Uber> she wouldn't want that :|
- <PollyEsther> How do you know?
- <Uber> We were having a talk about fetish crud
- <PollyEsther> have you tried it?
- <Uber> and I was thinking about that scat stuff and she's like that sounds unpleasant
- <Taragoola> >uber was thinking about scat
- <Taragoola> >and jacking off
- <Uber> ew
- <Uber> no
- <Taragoola> Uber. >_>
- <Taragoola> I touched Melissa's butthole.
- <Uber> what
- <Uber> Yes, I know
- <NLD> ...
- <PollyEsther> Can i atleast pee on her?
- * NLD slowly steps back out
- <Uber> NO
- <Uber> YOU CAN'T PEE ON HER
- <PollyEsther> ok ill go back to being bored then
- <Uber> SHE EVEN SAID SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT WEIRD SORT OF FETISH STUFF
- <Taragoola> True
- <PollyEsther> Does she want to have my tulpa babbies?
- <Taragoola> Noooo. She has to have my tulpa babby
- <PollyEsther> ;_;
- <Uber> tara pls don't impregnate her
- <Uber> I already have college to deal with, I don't want a tulpa babby
- <Uber> I'll just ask her to tulpabort it
- <Taragoola> Melissa would never tulpabort our love child.
- <Uber> noooo
- <Taragoola> I don't even know if she would want that to happen anyway. >_>
- * Wesley_ (cgiirc@4AAC2678.AFD7319F.7C4AB390.IP) has joined
- <Uber> No, she wants to stay not a mother
- * Wesley has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
- <PollyEsther> I would have Tara's love child
- <PollyEsther> I'm sure she does.
- <Taragoola> Did she say so or did you say so?
- <Wesley> This is certainly an interesting conversation
- <Wesley> This is certainly an interesting conversation
- <Uber> well we were talking about it one time
- <Uber> and she said that she would rather not have a child
- <Taragoola> Probably a good thing
- <Taragoola> She might look hot pregnant though
- <Uber> well yeah, one of the main reasons being I'm 15
- <NLD> I concur tara
- <Uber> and she's relatively young
- <Uber> to be honest I agree with tara
- <Uber> and nld by proxy
- <PollyEsther> she might look sexy giving birth to tulpa babbies
- <NLD> Ehhhhh
- <Uber> :|
- <Uber> polly please stop talking
- <Wesley> lel
- <NLD> But lactatioooon. On well, mine can do that without being preggers so I gues she could too.
- <NLD> If that's your thing
- <Uber> not really my thing but whatever
- <Taragoola> She might look sexy giving birth to MY tulpa babby
- <PollyEsther> She wants to be a good girl and get knocked up by Taragool righhhht?
- <Uber> omg guys you're making this embarrassing
- <NLD> PFT
- <NLD> Please
- <NLD> She's wants my kids.
- <Uber> >inb4 nlD
- <Wesley> She wants the nlD
- <NLD> Bitches love the nlD
- <PollyEsther> She wants to please mr tara and become pregnant just for him riiiight.
- <NLD> Nah.
- <PollyEsther> like a good girl~
- <Uber> no she doesn't
- <NLD> >implying that since she's anthro she can't get preggers from multiple fathers
- <Uber> she's a strong independent anthro pokemon tulpa who don't need no man telling her to get pregnant
- <NLD> I've seen anthro art
- <PollyEsther> but, if she's a bad girl
- <NLD> >implying rape isn't an option
- <PollyEsther> and doesnt do it
- <PollyEsther> I thought she liked being a good girl
- <NLD> >implying she's not juset being that way for uber
- <Uber> nld pls
- <Uber> why do you like going to that path :(
- <NLD> Because something something melly
- <NLD> but not really.
- <NLD> >implying artificial insemination wouldn't be more fun
- <NLD> and now that I've had my fun I'm going back to lurk mode.
- <Taragoola> Uber. Bring me Melly pls.
- <Uber> fine
- * Melissa (~chatzilla@Rizon-D047ED6.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined
- <PollyEsther> Hi Melissa
- <Melissa> Hello, Polly
- <PollyEsther> How are you?
- <Melissa> I'm doing fine
- <Melissa> I suppose
- <PollyEsther> You suppose?
- <PollyEsther> thats not good.
- <Melissa> Well, why not?
- * PollyEsther throws a party at melissa.
- <Melissa> Where's the punch?
- <Melissa> What music is playing?
- * PollyEsther pours a cup of punch for melissa.
- <PollyEsther> We are listening to all sorts of music.
- <NLD> baby shower?
- <Melissa> No NLD, that would have to wait a couple of years
- <NLD> You heard her Tara.
- <Melissa> Actually, did Eris or Aurora ever have a baby shower?
- <NLD> no :|
- <Melissa> That's dissapointing
- <NLD> meh
- <Melissa> Why didn't you at least have a small won with them?
- <NLD> Because every day is a victory
- <Melissa> *one
- <Uber> haha holy shit how did I manage to mispell that
- * Melissa drinks some punch from her cup
- <NLD> Because you should have taken typing calasses
- <Melissa> I'm not really one to dance, though
- <PollyEsther> It's tropical fruit punch :3
- <NLD> >inb4 spked
- <NLD> spiked*
- <Melissa> Well, that's what I was imagining it to be!
- <PollyEsther> nigga please.
- <Uber> i don't want to have drunk tup
- <Uber> oh shit guys, I'm gonna be home alone in a month woohoo
- <Wesley> Why is that?
- <PollyEsther> you could totally invite wesley over
- <NLD> Record it.
- <NLD> All of it.
- <Uber> because parents are going on vacation
- <Uber> for a week
- <Uber> and I have to go to college so I can't go with them
- <Uber> besides, they're just visiting Arizona
- <Wesley> http://images.4channel.org/f/src/F%20is%20for%20Farts%20-2.swf
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