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- >As you're just standing in the park, minding your own business, something bumps into the back of your leg.
- >You turn and look down to see Twilight riding in a tiny car she's moving by pushing her hind legs off the ground.
- "What do you want?"
- >She moves back a little and bumps into you again.
- >"Race me."
- >She then summons a bigger car next to you with her magic and motions over to it with her eyes.
- >Move the car a bit further away from yourself.
- "Nah, I'm good."
- >Turn to walk away.
- >"Oh alright. It's not like I was inviting you to a race for your virginity or something."
- >Shake your head as you're walking.
- "That's why I said no."
- >"It's not just me who is in the race. Rainbow Dash is too."
- >You stop and turn to her.
- "...really?"
- >She nods.
- >Holy fuck.
- >This can be your one and only chance to get with Rainbow.
- >But on the off chance that you lose...
- >You squint your eyes at the purple menace.
- >Grab the car and nod to her.
- "Let's fucking do this shit. Lead the way."
- >She smiles and turns around in the car.
- >"Follow me."
- >You follow her to the other end of the park where the rest of the competitors are.
- >There's Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Lyra and Bon Bon in one car, and Derpy.
- >The two of you join them at the starting line.
- >Discord appears to the side of the starting line.
- >"You have to get all the way to the other side of the park. The first one there gets the grand prize."
- >He reaches his arm into nothingness and it reappears next to you.
- >He points his claw at you.
- >"Which is this guy's pony virginity! If you don't want that, better get out now!"
- >Lyra gasps.
- >Twilight blushes.
- >Fluttershy slowly climbs out of her car and pulls it away from the line.
- >Discord's claw retracts from pointing at you and comes back to him.
- >"One. Two. Three."
- >His body explodes into the word 'GO'
- >All of you take off scooting in these terribly designed cars.
- >Okay Anon.
- >All you have to do is make sure Rainbow wins.
- >Which shouldn't be hard because she's already at the front.
- >But so is Derpy...
- >Twilight suddenly shoots off, trying to catch up to them.
- >You speed up to try catching up to her.
- >Bon Bon says something to Lyra, then Lyra starts glowing her horn.
- >They approach Derpy and Bon Bon lifts Lyra up over her head.
- >A bolt of magic strikes Derpy in the back.
- >She shrieks and flies up into the air.
- >The rest of you keep going, uncaring of where she lands.
- >Rainbow Dash has a nice rainbow trail behind her as she pushes herself to the limit.
- >Twilight seems to be using her magic to make the wheels on her car spin faster than they should be able to.
- >A blast of magic nearly hits your car, drawing your attention to your left.
- >Bon Bon charges up her Lyragun again by rubbing her crotch.
- "HOW IS THIS FAIR?!"
- >The bolt of magic whizzes past your head.
- >Discord floats alongside you as you scoot as fast as you can.
- >"In this race, you can use any means necessary to win."
- >He disappears again.
- >Any means huh?
- >You suddenly slow yourself so that Lyra and Bon Bon go way further than you.
- >Stand up in car.
- >Remove car from body.
- >Place car on head.
- >You take off running on your feet and approach Lyra and Bon Bon's car quickly.
- >Before they even notice you coming, you swing out your foot and hit the back of their car.
- >This forces Bon Bon's hooves to get caught on the road and make her trip.
- >Both of them go tumbling out of their car.
- >You smile and keep running.
- >Way up ahead, you see Rainbow and Twilight are now right next to each other.
- >A purple glow can be seen around Rainbow's car.
- >Twilight must be cheating somehow.
- >You rush up ahead to get a better view.
- >Once getting too close though, Twilight notices you.
- >She flings Rainbow back at you and speeds up.
- >You quickly grab Rainbow's car and place it back on the ground.
- >She looks back at you as you hold the back of her car on the ground.
- >"What are you doing?"
- >You start running while pushing Rainbow's cart.
- >She is confused, but eventually starts helping you go even faster.
- >The finish line is no more than thirty feet away when you reach Twilight.
- >Instead of trying to kick her, you just run even faster.
- >The finish line rapidly approaches.
- >You look back to see the desperation on Twilight's face so you can make fun of her later on.
- >Except for some reason she doesn't look desperate.
- >She looks confident.
- >Too confident.
- >You turn back around and see no traps anywhere.
- >What the fuck is she so happy for?
- >Suddenly something slams into the front of Rainbow's cart, making you fall forward over her and tumble to a halt just a few feet away from the finish line.
- >Twilight rushes past you, hitting the finish line.
- >You groan and roll over to see what hit you.
- >Derpy sits there on top of Rainbow's car.
- >She rubs her head.
- >"I just don't know what went wrong..."
- >You groan and turn around to see Twilight receiving a crown for winning.
- >As well as a piece of paper.
- >Discord smiles.
- >"And here are the rights to control Anon."
- >Twilight licks her lips at you.
- >Fucking Equestria.
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