TMNT Ripoff

$name : TMNT Ripoff Generator
$author : AgathaRights
$description : Generate a TMNT ripoff because if you’re gonna steal, you may as well steal from the best! Based off this tumblr post here: https://tijuanabiblestudies.tumblr.com/post/640583710962499584/the-thing-is-if-youre-gonna-rip-something-off
$amount : 1
$button : Stay tuned for the next radical episode of...

$90sdesc
A radical
A tubular
A bonkers
A bodacious
An awesome
A dark and gritty
A crazy
A wild
An action-packed

$number
3
4
5
6

$protagdesc
teenage
mutant
superpowered
cyborg
magical
enchanted
cursed
experimental
robot
time-travelling
alien
trans-dimensional
inventive
imaginative
heroic
rebellious
immortal
undead

$protagprof
ninja
cowboy
astronaut
special agent
secret agent
warrior
samurai
ranger
mechanical
artist
hero
rebel
knight
wizard
sorcerous
thief

$animals
pets
cats
dogs
fish
birds
bugs
foxes
wolves
bears
rabbits
rodents
mice
rats
bats
reptiles
lizards
snakes
amphibians
frogs
big cats
monkeys
apes
sharks
owls
eagles
parrots
turtles
farm animals
capybaras
squirrels
pigeons
dragons
mythical creatures
plants
dinosaurs
monsters
forest creatures
zoo animals
aquatic creatures
nocturnal animals
carnivores
cryptids

$dwelldesc
a hidden
an abandoned
a condemned
a long-unused
an overgrown
a seemingly haunted
an unusual

$dwell
sewer
treehouse
theater
library
park
attic
penthouse
mansion
house
mansion
school
rooftop
greenhouse
temple
cathedral
church
van
bus
train
secret base
space station

$city
New York
Chicago
Los Angeles
Houston
Phoenix
Dallas
Indianapolis
Seattle
Portland
Detroit
Washington
Las Vegas
Baltimore
Philadelphia
Minneapolis
St Paul
Tuscon
a fictional city in the midwest
a fictional city on the east coast
a fictional city on the west coast
a fictional city in the south
a fictional futuristic city
your own hometown

$food
cheeseburgers
tofu
pies
french fries
pizza
fruit smoothies
ice cream
barbecue
peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches
cereal
bubblegum
chocolate
soda pop
hot dogs
chili dogs
cheese
tacos
nachos
quesadillas
sub sandwiches
popcorn
pancakes
waffles
eggs
macaroni and cheese
potato chips
doughnuts
muffins
cookies
potatoes
wonderbread
ketchup and mustard
tomato soup
soup
sushi
takeout
pad thai
fried rice
pho
hot sauce
Jell-O
trail mix
cake
cupcakes
coffee
bananas
flowers
some kind of fictional unreal foodstuff
human flesh
pickles
eggrolls
pop rocks and soda

$mentdesc
a wise
an old
a caring
a protective
a quiet
a clever
an inventive
a fatherly
a motherly
a parental
a stern
a cybernetic
an undead
a magical
a skilled
a mutant
an ancient
a trans-dimensional
a time-travelling

$mentor
robot
hologram
time-traveller
warrior
ghost
alien
human
man
woman
cat
dog
rodent
bird
reptile
wolf
anthropomorphic creature

$human
human
robot {10%}
anthropomorphic {10%}

$woman
woman
man {40%}
person {10%}

$skdesc
a spunky
a brave
an imaginative
a caring
a determined
a skilled
a newbie
a young
an attractive
a butt-kicking
a clever
a rebellious
a level-headed

$profession
actor
artist
inventor
detective
cop
author
baker
chef
scientist
teacher
babysitter
teenager
doctor
nurse
farmer
garbage collector
journalist
reporter
student
magician
librarian
street busker
orphan
musician
photographer
tailor
veterinarian
e-sports star
influencer

$antagdesc
cruel
wicked
brilliant
devious
nasty
mutant
alien
mad
weirdly attractive
dangerous
trans-universal
time-travelling
cursed

$antagonist
CEO
millionaire
billionaire
warlord
scientist
supervillain
doctor
secret agent
government official
spy
ninja
bushido
thief

$armydesc
vicious
unstoppable
cybernetic
enchanted
cursed
robotic
mutant
deadly
bumbling
bizarre
incompetent

$armytype
henchman
henchmen
army
bounty hunters
squadron
followers
crew
assassins
ninjas
thieves
goons
soldiers
agents

$antagplan
hunting down our heroes
polluting the environment
taking over the city
taking over the government
taking over the Earth
destroying our heroes' home
enacting social injustices
stealing something precious
invading the Earth
abducting innocent people
enacting various evil schemes
causing minor nuisances
terrorizing the city
destroying the city
destroying the world
threatening the city
threatening the human race
war profiteering

$phrase
[90sdesc] new show about [number] [protagdesc] [protagdesc] [protagprof,#prof] anthropomorphic [animals]! They live in [dwelldesc] [dwell] in [city] and their favorite food is [food]. They’ve got a [mentdesc] [#prof] [mentor] as their mentor and a [human] [woman] sidekick who’s [skdesc] [profession]. Every week, they try to stop an evil [antagdesc] [antagonist] and their [armydesc] [armytype] from [antagplan].