A 'microsoft emplyee' called me today

Random call:
Indian voice: Hello, my name is blah I am from Microsoft yak yak yak your computer is infected.
Me: My comcast is infected?
Indian voice: No, your computer is infected.
Me: My dreamcast is infected?
Indian voice: Your computer is infected.
Me: My refrigerator is infected?
Indian voice: Computer, your computer is infected.
Me: My microwave is infected?
*click*