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  1. chelitopower: Elk confirmed Cool & Fabu
  2. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/KTGG
  3. chelitopower: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/redgiant
  4. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk's preparing for win 10 update*
  5. chelitopower: *elk's crying tears of joying for being confirmed "cool & fabu"*
  6. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk realizes dat he has friends*
  7. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk secretly dont wanna be called fabu
  8. chelitopower: *elk cryin more tears of joy upon realization*
  9. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk feels excitement upon his new friends*
  10. chelitopower: *elk hugging a pillow in pure happiness over his new friends*
  11. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *he imagines the as his new friend's*
  12. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: pillow
  13. chelitopower: *elk hugs pillow tighter, imagining that*
  14. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk finally releases*
  15. chelitopower: *pillow covered in Elk's tears of joy*
  16. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk then decides that he someday...*
  17. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *someday he would move his bed outside*
  18. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: (this is gettin wierd)
  19. chelitopower: (Good)
  20. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *"TOMORROW!" he screams desperatly*
  21. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: (is that even spelled right ?)
  22. chelitopower: *Elk starts doing pushups to prepare for tomorrow*
  23. chelitopower: (nope, it's "Desperately")
  24. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *but then realizes, that that would only make him weaker*
  25. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *or was that just a thought of his*
  26. chelitopower: *Elk gets up and lays in bed to relax from pushups*
  27. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk opens his computer, to check google*
  28. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *google says that pushups, makes him stronger*
  29. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk realizes that he might not be as clever as he thought*
  30. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *but that he might begin doing the pushups again*
  31. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: x33
  32. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: (how to fanfiction)
  33. chelitopower: *elk flips over and starts doing pushups again on his bed*
  34. chelitopower: (think i need to save this somewhere)
  35. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *but his bed is too soft*
  36. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: (me too)
  37. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk realizes that he is about to sink down, the softness of his bed*
  38. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: (wait wut)
  39. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk yell's for someone to come save him, but nobody came*
  40. chelitopower: *elk sinks and falls into slumber from the comfyness of his soft bed*
  41. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: (pffffft)
  42. chelitopower: (don't you judge)
  43. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *he then realizes that his bed actually is about to eat him*
  44. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk yell's once more*
  45. chelitopower: *Elk's Bed: "Nom Nom, Elks are my favorite to eat"*
  46. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: (elk's prob just sitting there reading all this without us noticein*
  47. chelitopower: (he better be enjoying, we put effort)
  48. chelitopower: (I should be showering, but must.. compelete.. fanfiction..)
  49. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk's body gets torn appart by his own bed*
  50. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: (Must complete!)
  51. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk's parents then walks into his room!*
  52. chelitopower: *Elk sheds one tear from his severed head, thinking where his friends were*
  53. chelitopower: (stuff just went dark and depressing *^*)
  54. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *"wutdahell!" his parents yell's*
  55. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: (mhmm)
  56. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *"this werent supposed to happen!" they said*
  57. chelitopower: *Elk's Bed: "Nom Nom, Elks are delicious for the morning"*
  58. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *his parents stares at the "not anymore hungry bed"*
  59. chelitopower: *Elk's Bed burps*
  60. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *they then realized that their son, is laying torn appart down the bed's bellybotton*
  61. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *they dont seem to react at all*
  62. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *"maaah!, whatevs i've never rly liked him an
  63. chelitopower: *"He was 'meh' anyways"*
  64. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: der
  65. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: were done
  66. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: cause
  67. chelitopower: are we leavin it at a dark and twisted ending?
  68. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: yea
  69. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: cause u know
  70. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: i rebuild him
  71. chelitopower: Nevar!
  72. chelitopower: oh
  73. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: as the android he is
  74. chelitopower: well
  75. chelitopower: I'll add that in
  76. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: thats why he got virus some days ago
  77. TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: okau
  78. chelitopower: *Months Pass and the news of Elk's death arrives to Secretary Chelitopower, whom is in Germany. "Oh No!" said Chelitopower and quickly called Professor RedPanda, Chelitopower's boss in Denmark. "Hmmm.... I've got it" said Professor RedPanda, "I shall rebuild him! Secretary, hand me my tools". "Y-Yessir..!" said Chelitopower and quickly handed a toolbox to the Professor. A year passes and the Professor shouted with joy, "IT IS FINISHED!". Chelitopower and Redpanda stood.. facing the Succesfully rebuilt Elk.. waiting to live once more.8
  79. chelitopower: "said Chelitopower and quickly called Professor RedPanda, Chelitopower's boss in Denmark." changes to "said Chelitopower and quickly traveled Professor RedPanda, Chelitopower's boss in Denmark."
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