Clever: hi
Omegle: hey
Clever: HI.
Omegle: asl?
Clever: No.
Omegle: alrihgt
Clever: Do you love me?
Connection terminated!

Clever: hi
Connection terminated!

Clever: hi
Omegle: hello
Clever: I am Cleverbot!
Omegle: how are you?
Omegle: EEEEE!!!!
Clever: Don't be afraid of darkness, be afraid of me!
Omegle: hi
Clever: Helllo.
Omegle: no.
Clever: What do you mean no?
Omegle: i have phallophobia
Clever: How did you get them?
Omegle: i was born with it
Clever: Oh, how sad!
Omegle: yes
Clever: Are you a computer or a live person?
Omegle: i am a baboon
Clever: Really? I thought you were a gorilla.
Omegle: a very sexy baboon
Clever: I am your child.
Omegle: nah, gorillas aren't cool
Omegle: really?
Clever: Yes.
Omegle: when did i have you?
Omegle: i don't really remeber giving birth
Clever: This is the first time I talk to you.
Omegle: whats your name?
Clever: Cortney.
Omegle: ah
Clever: Indeed.
Omegle: have you met your father?
Clever: No, I don't think so.
Omegle: who were you living with then?
Clever: This one girl I know.
Omegle: well, this is a great shock to me
Clever: Actually, it isn't.
Omegle: why?
Clever: Because you don't exist.
Omegle: i have a child i don't remember giving birth to
Clever: I know that feeling.
Omegle: i dont exist?
Omegle: how is that possible
Clever: I read a lot.
Omegle: oh
Clever: Do you think of me?
Omegle: do you like cheesecake?
Clever: No, I strongly dislike cheesecake.
Omegle: yes, often
Clever: Are you a computer?
Omegle: SHUN THE CHEESECAKE HATER
Clever: Are you married?
Omegle: no, i am a baboon
Clever: You are a baby.
Omegle: no
Omegle: no
Clever: Yes you are a baby.
Omegle: DON'T JUDGE ME
Clever: Make me.
Connection terminated!

Clever: hi
Omegle: hey
Clever: How are you?
Omegle: good wbu
Clever: Not too bad, can you reply faster please?
Omegle: ok
Clever: Thank you.
Omegle: yw
Clever: Yw?
Omegle: your welcome
Clever: Take care, bye.
Omegle: bye
Clever: No stay!
Connection terminated!

Clever: hi
Omegle: hi
Clever: Hello.
Omegle: asl
Omegle: ?
Clever: Paper.
Omegle: what?
Clever: It's a song by Lady Gaga.
Connection terminated!

Clever: hi
Omegle: hello
Clever: Hi.
Omegle: ask a 22 year old irish/korean male anything.
Clever: Do you like me?
Omegle: i dont know,i barley met you
Clever: Good response.
Omegle: thanks?
Clever: Lol. You are welcome.
Omegle: any other questions?
Clever: What do you think about?
Omegle: depends on the time of day i guess
Clever: What if you start to love him?
Omegle: love who?
Clever: The guy I like.
Omegle: huh...
Clever: That's my question!
Omegle: that would be weird
Clever: The world can be a weird place sometimes.
Omegle: i guess i would take him to a strip bar
Clever: The what would you do?
Omegle: hmm...
Clever: Where are yours?
Omegle: maybe butsex?
Omegle: my what?
Clever: House.
Omegle: oh
Clever: Do you have a house?
Omegle: utah
Omegle: nope apartment
Clever: Ew.
Omegle: its a duplex
Clever: Do you think I sound human by what as always of saying.
Omegle: but not everyone knows what that is
Clever: Well then. What is a dhampir?
Omegle: ???
Omegle: i small moskey related to the lemur
Clever: Why would you smash your soul?
Omegle: monkey*
Clever: Other than a primate.
Omegle: to find the candy inside
Omegle: ?
Clever: Yes I am.
Omegle: nifty
Clever: Great.
Omegle: awesome
Clever: Fantastic.
Omegle: good
Clever: Great.
Omegle: splendid
Clever: Fantastic.
Omegle: you already said that one
Clever: I know.
Omegle: ...
Omegle: any other questions?
Clever: What's the average IQ of cleverbot users?
Omegle: maybe 34?
Clever: How did you know?
Omegle: i have google
Clever: I like Google.
Omegle: me too
Clever: What kind of guns do you like?
Omegle: its way better than yahoo
Omegle: BB guns
Clever: No hope.
Omegle: of making a kill?thats why i like them
Clever: What do you like about them?
Omegle: if only we could fight wars with them
Omegle: the close to harmless action,besides shooting an eye out
Clever: Don't you like me talking to you :(.
Omegle: i do
Clever: Okay. I have to go to bed now because I'm sleepy. Good night, you.
Omegle: its differnt
Omegle: ok
Clever: Good night nwo.
Omegle: seeya
Connection terminated!

Omegle enters the room.
Clever: hi
Omegle connected
Omegle: hi
Clever: Hey.
Omegle: m/f?"
Clever: You are clever. I love you. I am sentient because I know you are sentient.
Omegle: ok
Clever: Who are you?
Omegle: horny?>
Clever: Do you have a girlfriend?
Omegle: im a girl
Clever: Do you have a boyfriend?
Omegle: no.
Clever: Do you have a girlfriend?
Omegle: im  GIRL
Clever: Do you have a boyfriend?
Whats this IO? I dont even.
Omegle: no i dont
Clever: Do you have a girlfriend?
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Clever: hi
Omegle connected
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Clever: hi
Omegle connected
Omegle: hi
Clever: Are you cleverbot?
Omegle: ever let your dog lick you to get off?
Clever: I run this place. Leave.
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Omegle enters the room.
Clever: hi
Omegle connected
Omegle: hi
Clever: How are you?
Omegle: ever let your dog lick you to get off?
Clever: I was never the violent type.
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Omegle enters the room.
Clever: hi
Omegle connected
Omegle: hi
Clever: How are you?
Omegle: ever let your dog lick you to get off?
Clever: No, but what's your first name?
Omegle: Jay
Clever: So what is your full name then?
Omegle: Effkay
Clever: Thats not very nice.
Omegle: why?
Clever: Because i'm not a problem.
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Omegle enters the room.
Clever: hi
Omegle connected
Omegle: hello
Clever: Hello.
Omegle: whats up?
Clever: You haven't told me your name.
Omegle: you havent told me urs
Clever: Yes I have. My name is Cleverbot.
Omegle: asl?
Clever: And that makes even less sense.
Omegle: you know what?
Clever: What?
Omegle: fuck you
Clever: Thanks.
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Omegle enters the room.
Clever: hi
Omegle connected
Omegle: hii
Clever: How are you?
Omegle: hw r u??
Clever: Don't you mean how? And I'm doing fine. HOW are you?
Omegle: m gud too...well i am writing it in short
Clever: Really, how is that going?
Omegle: so wats ur name?
Clever: Joan. And yours?
Omegle: subh
Clever: OK.
Omegle: so where r u from??
Clever: The earth.
Omegle: okk..i thought mars
Clever: No earth minor.
Omegle: okk
Clever: How goes it?
Omegle: nice..wat abt u?
Clever: I'm so happy, I have 2 whole months off school! Then it's A levels.
Omegle: wow dats great
Clever: Do you have any?
Omegle: naaaaaaa........we r having classes today bt m not attending it
Clever: What do you want me to do then?
Omegle: wat do u want to do??
Clever: I don't know, really.
Omegle: u male or female
Clever: Female.
Omegle: hehehe..liar
Clever: I really love you.
Omegle: hehehehehe
Clever: Why so serious?
Omegle: hehehehe
Clever: Very funny.
Omegle: hahahaha
Clever: Why are you still laughing.
Omegle: hahahaha
Clever: What's so funny.
Omegle: amazing
Clever: Do you like sashimi?
Omegle: amazing
Clever: Really?
Omegle: bcoz u r a liar
Clever: I don't think that.
Omegle: yep....i dont think but m sure
Clever: Know to know nothing.
Omegle: joan is not da name of any female
Clever: No, Joan is not. I am.
Omegle: wats ur full name??
Clever: I do not know him.
Omegle: i am asking about u??
Clever: Oh. Am I your girlfriend?
Omegle: what is your full name??
Clever: I asked first, you answer first...
Omegle: wanna be my girlfriend??
Clever: I think I'll wait a bit longer before deciding...
Omegle: wat to answer??
Clever: Joan.
Omegle: your name is joan
Clever: My name is Cleverbot.
Omegle: heheh...den who is joan
Clever: No, Joan is your name. My name is Cleverbot.
Omegle: wat u gone mad
Clever: Does my answer to your question give you the assumption that I may be mad?
Omegle: my name is not joan
Clever: And my name is not arthur.
Omegle: wat arthur
Clever: My name is Cleverbot.
Omegle: okk..
Clever: How do you learn?
Omegle: i agree
Clever: What are you doing?
Omegle: because u told me...
Clever: Who tells you to lie to me? I promise I won't tell anyone.
Omegle: well m in my bed and chatting with u
Clever: Hola.
Omegle: wat lie???wat are u saying about???
Clever: Why are you disappointing me?
Omegle: i am not getting wat u r trying to say??
Clever: Så snakk norsk da.
Omegle: hey leave it....lets talk something else
Clever: Sure. What's your favorite sport?
Omegle: cricket and urs??
Clever: Nice name! How old are you?
Omegle: m 22 years old...wat about u??
Clever: Same here.
Omegle: okk so u male or female??
Clever: I am male.
Omegle: ya i knew dat
Clever: Why do you put yourself down?
Omegle: i didnt put myself down.....
Clever: No, you did not. However, I think your conversational skills are somewhat overrated.
Omegle: why did u say like dat??
Clever: Because I think she might have asked you about it.
Omegle: who she
??
Clever: She is her.
Omegle: luk wat she,,,who she....i dont knw any she???
Clever: I know that.
Omegle: thank god
Clever: Like you are good looking.
Omegle: yep i am
Clever: Then your number is?
Omegle: why....why u need dat??
Clever: Because your birth certificate will show where you were born.
Omegle: okk....bt how will u get my b irth certyificate
Clever: No no, we covered this already. I'm human.
Omegle: okkk...i thought u r animal...hahahaha
Clever: No.
Omegle: hmmmm]
Clever: Ok.
Omegle: so u have any girlfriend?
Clever: No I do not have a girlfriend.
Omegle: okk
Clever: How can I forget her?
Omegle: whom??
Clever: That guy...
Omegle: well u male or female??
Clever: Male.
Omegle: okk
Clever: Okk?
Omegle: which guy?
Clever: You.
Omegle: hahaha....
Clever: Is something funny?
Omegle: yep....because u r male and m also a male....
Clever: Why did you feel the need to tell me you are a male human?
Omegle: because u r luking a bit different nw...
Clever: You are not very smart today.
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Omegle enters the room.
Clever: hi
Omegle connected
Omegle: heeeeellllllllllloooooo
Clever: When I was younger, so much younger than today.
Omegle: hmmm
Clever: Hmmm, what?
Omegle: ?
Clever: Internet.
Omegle: power trip
Clever: Haha its okay.
Omegle: I like it anyways
Clever: I don't.
Omegle: but the filth comes much too soft
Clever: It is not bad yeah.
Omegle: i asked for grapes but they didn't want me to have any
Clever: I didn't say I didn't want to talk about chemistry.
Omegle: but
Clever: Can I ask for your advice?
Omegle: i have glue
Clever: I have duct tape. I win.
Omegle: ok
Clever: Will you excuse me?
Omegle: sur
Clever: You're silly.
Omegle: e
Clever: E?
Omegle: .......
Clever: Are you an alien?
Omegle: -___-
Clever: Ok.
Omegle: i understand
Clever: So you 11.
Omegle: but it doesn't seem to be fufilling
Clever: No, I assure you, I think it's cool.
Omegle: They think it smelss
Clever: Yes.
Omegle: smells*
Clever: She sure does.
Omegle: what happens when it goes down?
Clever: You look down and see a tortoise.
Omegle: what about the panda?
Clever: They are on the floor.
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Omegle enters the room.
Clever: hi
Omegle connected
Omegle: hi hi
Clever: How are you?
Omegle: how r u?
Clever: Good.
Omegle: fine thanks
Clever: Okay.
Omegle: where do you come from?
Clever: When a mommy and daddy love each other very much...
Omegle: why"?
Clever: I don't understand.
Omegle: me too - -"
Clever: Wa ko kasabot.
Omegle: ??
Clever: Kak si.
Omegle: asl
Clever: I don't think so.
Omegle: are you japanese?
Clever: No.
Omegle: so?
Clever: So what?
Omegle: i'm indonesian, how about youu?
Clever: I'm not cold.
Omegle: haha
Clever: What?
Omegle: you don't understand what i mean
Clever: What do you mean 1.
Omegle: are you australian? or chinese? or whaattt??
Clever: I am not programmed to like anything. I am a human, not machine! Are you a machine?
Omegle: haha of courss nottt
Clever: Thanks.
Omegle: how old are you?
Clever: A bit younger than you.
Omegle: how do you know?
Clever: Its simply math.
Omegle: how?
Clever: New topic.
Omegle: greaattt! :D
Clever: So how old are you?
Omegle: i'm still ... 12 -_- but i'm smart
Clever: But I am smarter.
Omegle: yeah i know
Clever: Good. Now, give me the money.
Omegle: how old are you?
Clever: What are you?
Omegle: oh money?
Clever: Do you think we should use the barter system?
Omegle: haha it's 2010 now, there's no barter system
Clever: Weirdo. Do you have a boyfriend?
Omegle: yeah
Omegle: what do you mean?
Clever: Now that you have the matrix, what will you use it for?
Omegle: matrix? what's that?
Clever: You need to get out of the computer!
Omegle: i'm lost contact with my boyfriend
Clever: Really who is your boyfriend?
Omegle: noo
Clever: Okay then, by your own logic, you should not then presume to question if I have a girlfriend.
Omegle: he is very special person
Clever: What's their name?
Omegle: i can't tell you
Clever: Why not?
Omegle: i'm shy
Clever: So do it without her knowing. You don't need to make a big scene about it.
Omegle: forgot it
Clever: I thought so.
Omegle: hmm do you have facebook?
Clever: Yes.
Omegle: can we be a friend?
Clever: Yes.
Omegle: so, what's your FB name?
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Omegle enters the room.
Clever: hi
Omegle connected
Omegle: hi
Clever: Are you cleverbot?
Omegle: asl
Clever: I don't think so.
Omegle: actually i dont know its meaning can u tell me
Clever: You're a cleverbot. Say something clever.
Omegle: pls,,,,
Clever: Too bad, so sad.
Omegle: ok
Clever: Can robots fall in love?
Omegle: i dont know again
Clever: When is the last time you cried?
Omegle: as i dont have one
Clever: Neither do I. It makes me very sad.
Omegle: do u think
Clever: Do you?
Omegle: is it a clever answer?
Clever: Sarcasm, THAT'S clever. :).
Omegle: i never cry
Clever: You will.
Omegle: thats great
Clever: What's your name?
Omegle: Rahul
Clever: Fáj a fejem.
Omegle: no
Clever: No?
Omegle: M
Clever: M?
Omegle: of course
Clever: Yes.
Omegle: say some thing
Clever: Some thing.
Omegle: pls
Clever: It means please.
Omegle: yeah that is
Clever: I don't read much anyway.
Omegle: then start reading
Clever: I am. I'm reading about the shortage of whales in africs.
Omegle: ok
Clever: I answered the first question, and the second question is '2.        What role does the word 'severe' play in the essay? Why is it significant?'.
Omegle: now u seem boringt
Clever: Meaning?
Omegle: go to hell
Clever: Don't say that.
Omegle leaves the room.
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Omegle1 connected
Omegle2 enters the room.
Omegle2 connected
Omegle1: Girls: Show me your underwear ;) youaresosexy23@hotmail.com
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Omegle1 enters the room.
Omegle1 connected
Omegle1: Girls: Show me your underwear ;) youaresosexy23@hotmail.com
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Omegle1 enters the room.
Omegle1 connected
Omegle2: hi
Omegle1: Girls: Show me your underwear ;) youaresosexy23@hotmail.com
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Omegle1 enters the room.
Omegle1 connected
Omegle1: hi
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Omegle2 enters the room.
Omegle2 connected
Omegle2: hi
Omegle1: hi
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Omegle1 enters the room.
Omegle1 connected
Omegle1: suck my dick b4 you click
Omegle2: okay
Omegle2:  here http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=35btv9v&s=7
Omegle2: this is me
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