17:20 Her: Do you remember that phase I was going through?
17:26 Her: The one before 12th grade started
17:26 Her Or way before maybe
18:04 Me: Yeah, where you had those cute pigtails?
18:17 Her: Maybe
18:46 Me: i think poofs are much cuter on you though
18:46 Her: Why thank you
18:53 Me: mm. why'd you bring it up what made you think about it
# It was your frame, you brought it back into hers. You could have changed the subject here. If you sincerely wanted to talk about it with her, that's fine, but you asked twice. "What made you think of that?"

18:56 Her Because I think I'm back in that phase
00:20 Me: aw cutie I can think of a few ways to get you better
00:25 Her: Like?
00:33 Me: cheesy pick up lines, cheesy knock knock jokes, you being little spoon
00:43 Me: but you only get to pick one {I know I know, never double text. Mistake the first}
# Actually, I strategically double text all the time. Usually to seal the deal and do what magicians call a 'force'. An example using this context:
# 00:33 Me: cheesy pick up lines, cheesy knock knock jokes, you being little spoon
# 00:33.30 Me: There's a discount on the spooning, hurry before they're all gone!

00:44 Her: Knock knock jokes
00:46 Me: knock knock
00:46 Her: Who's there?
[really wanted to to Sonx's "Lion" but it seemed too early after the little spoon thing. Big Mistake? Had to come up with something else quick]
# Nope. Your frame, not hers. She can wait for you to google funny knock knock jokes.

00:50 Me: person with speaking disability
00:50 Her:Person with speaking disability who?
00:51 Me: eeeeeuuuaarggghh
11:06 Her: You?
[Damn]
# rekt

11:53 Me: me imitating your bedroom voice
# Good.
11:54 Her: Okay
[Should have soft next-ed or something but I thought I should plow through]
11:56 Me: see I knew it would cheer you up
# "Okay" is a fitness test of sorts. Neg early, neg often.
# 11:56 Me: I know, right? Who'd thought such a cute girl could have such an ugly sexy voice.

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