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Akolit fights two ogres, and DICE.

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  1. [20:41] <vampsquirrel> Alright, so you're in the cavern with two ogres. One is wearing armor like the stuff Hana had, and the other is oozing sludge like Velcha's slug.
  2. [20:42] <vampsquirrel> STRIFE!
  3. [20:42] <vampsquirrel> Akolit roll for initiative.
  4. [20:43] <Akolit> (shit i need to find my sheet...)
  5. [20:43] <vampsquirrel> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pW1Y7RFyyjdDl4eKw3LDgycXwBuFfQ52alSSQTL4xyI/edit
  6. [20:43] <Akolit> (you're a saint)
  7. [20:43] <vampsquirrel> (aw, you're only saying that because it's true)
  8. [20:44] <vampsquirrel> roll 2#1d20-2
  9. [20:44] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 2#1d20-2 [ 1d20=19 ]{17}, [ 1d20=4 ]{2}
  10. [20:44] <Akolit> roll 1d20+2
  11. [20:44] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  12. [20:44] <Akolit> oh for fucks sake
  13. [20:45] <vampsquirrel> The acid slug ogre initiates the fight, swinging one of its gooey fists at you.
  14. [20:45] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+3
  15. [20:45] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  16. [20:45] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d4+3
  17. [20:45] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d4+3 [ 1d4=1 ]{4}
  18. [20:45] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20
  19. [20:45] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  20. [20:46] <Akolit> (???)
  21. [20:46] <vampsquirrel> The blow connects dealing 4 damage, but your armor resists the acid.
  22. [20:47] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  23. [20:47] <Akolit> "Ooph... well 6imed, cre6ture."
  24. [20:49] <Akolit> Akolit darts up the leg of the knight ogre and looks along its back for a weak spot
  25. [20:49] <vampsquirrel> Make an athletics check and a perception check.
  26. [20:50] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5
  27. [20:50] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  28. [20:50] <Akolit> athletics and...
  29. [20:50] <Akolit> roll 1d20
  30. [20:50] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  31. [20:50] <Akolit> UGH
  32. [20:50] <vampsquirrel> You easily scale the ogre, but you fail to identify a weakness.
  33. [20:51] <vampsquirrel> Doing this takes up your move and minor actions.
  34. [20:51] <Akolit> (drat)
  35. [20:51] <Akolit> the climb was the move, i thought?
  36. [20:52] <vampsquirrel> (I mean, technically this was a grapple, or something, so it could have used your major, and with the check for a weakness that could've been a minor, so I'm ruling it took your move and minor)
  37. [20:53] <Akolit> (can we call it a move and grapple?)
  38. [20:53] <Akolit> (end turn then)
  39. [20:54] <vampsquirrel> The armored ogre begins attempting to shake you off of it's back, roll athletics to remain on it.
  40. [20:55] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+5
  41. [20:55] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
  42. [20:55] <Akolit> do i go against that?
  43. [20:55] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5
  44. [20:55] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
  45. [20:55] <Akolit> FUCK
  46. [20:55] <Akolit> worststrife.jpeg
  47. [20:56] <vampsquirrel> The ogre barely manages to shake you off, and you fall onto the ground. It's not very high so you're mostly unharmed.
  48. [20:56] == Archive [~K1Krystal@203.86.203.62] has joined #rpgstuck_potatopancakeparty
  49. [20:56] <vampsquirrel> The slug ogre seizes this opportunity and leaps at you, attempting to slam its entire sluggy body onto you.
  50. [20:56] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+3
  51. [20:56] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  52. [20:56] <Akolit> eep
  53. [20:57] <vampsquirrel> You dodge out of the way of it's body but a large amount of its slime splashes out from its impact.
  54. [20:57] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20
  55. [20:57] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
  56. [20:57] <vampsquirrel> The slime somehow bounces off the surrounding terrain and lands back on the ogre, beginning to dissolve it for reasons beyond our comprehending.
  57. [20:57] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d4
  58. [20:57] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  59. [20:58] <vampsquirrel> The ogre takes 2 damage and it's your turn again.
  60. [20:58] <Akolit> "W-wh6t?"
  61. [21:03] <Akolit> You glance around, figuring out the situation and spring at the knight ogre, aiming to knocking it onto the slime ogre who is still on its face, likely in shame. Poor thing.
  62. [21:03] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5
  63. [21:03] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
  64. [21:03] <Akolit> (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
  65. [21:04] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+5
  66. [21:04] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
  67. [21:04] <vampsquirrel> You attempt to push the armored ogre, and instead fail miserably.
  68. [21:04] <Akolit> -_-
  69. [21:07] <vampsquirrel> You have a minor action and half a move action remaining.
  70. [21:07] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5 for minor punch
  71. [21:07] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5 for minor punch [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  72. [21:08] <Akolit> (geez for the stupid minor punch...)
  73. [21:08] <vampsquirrel> Your minor punch connects with the armored ogre, roll damage.
  74. [21:09] <Akolit> no mod right?
  75. [21:09] <Akolit> or was it no mod to hit...
  76. [21:09] <Akolit> hm
  77. [21:09] <Akolit> sorry im really rusty
  78. [21:10] <vampsquirrel> It's no mod to damage, and it's fine.
  79. [21:10] <Akolit> oh whew
  80. [21:10] <Akolit> roll 1d6
  81. [21:10] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
  82. [21:10] <Akolit> ooo
  83. [21:10] <vampsquirrel> Your fist slams into the ogre, dealing 6 damage and cracking its armor.
  84. [21:11] <Akolit> You spring back as far away as you can from the two. You dont want to get squished
  85. [21:12] <Akolit> (end turn)
  86. [21:12] <vampsquirrel> The armored ogre turns to you and charges forward, bellowing. Farther back, its cohort rights itself and follows suit.
  87. [21:13] <vampsquirrel> Make an insight check to resist intimidation.
  88. [21:13] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+1
  89. [21:13] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
  90. [21:13] <Akolit> roll 1d20
  91. [21:13] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
  92. [21:13] <Akolit> (WTF)
  93. [21:13] <Akolit> (GAH)
  94. [21:16] <vampsquirrel> You freaking panic at the ogre's puny roar. That thing was like a kitten's meow and it almost made you wet your suit. Your panic causes you to take double the intimidate penalty. (-4 penalty on your next attack roll against the armored ogre.)
  95. [21:16] <Akolit> great
  96. [21:16] <vampsquirrel> As you panic the ogre catches up to you and swings its fist at you.
  97. [21:16] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+3
  98. [21:16] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  99. [21:17] <vampsquirrel> You manage to dodge away, even as scared as you are. The acid ogre manages to stand up and is chasing after you, but is unable to reach you before it is your turn.
  100. [21:22] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5 to get it away
  101. [21:22] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5 to get it away [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
  102. [21:22] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+5 to resist being got away
  103. [21:22] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+5 to resist being got away [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
  104. [21:22] <vampsquirrel> The ogre is getted away, and goes stumbling back towards its companion.
  105. [21:23] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20-2
  106. [21:23] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20-2 [ 1d20=16 ]{14}
  107. [21:23] <vampsquirrel> It manages to avoid falling into its companion, but the two of them are slowed up a little.
  108. [21:23] <Akolit> (how far are they away from me?)
  109. [21:28] <vampsquirrel> The two ogres are roughly 10 feet away from you, but they're currently trying to regain their balance.
  110. [21:28] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5 to land minor
  111. [21:28] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5 to land minor [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
  112. [21:29] <Akolit> (WHY ARE THESE SO GOOD)
  113. [21:30] <vampsquirrel> Roll damage.
  114. [21:30] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled damage. error: malformed expression
  115. [21:30] <Akolit> roll 1d6
  116. [21:30] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  117. [21:30] <Akolit> well
  118. [21:30] <Akolit> back to normal, dice, thanks
  119. [21:31] <vampsquirrel> Your fist hits the ogre, and deals one damage. The ogre isn't sure if that was supposed to actually hurt.
  120. [21:32] <Akolit> You are getting increasingly annoyed
  121. [21:34] <Akolit> You move away from the two of them, gnashing your teeth
  122. [21:36] <vampsquirrel> The two ogres manage to disentangle themselves and pursue you. The slug manages to reach you while its companion is a bit too slow.
  123. [21:36] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+3
  124. [21:36] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  125. [21:37] <vampsquirrel> It swings its sluggy fist at you, but your armor is able to absorb most of the blow.
  126. [21:37] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  127. [21:38] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5-4 to hit major
  128. [21:38] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5-4 to hit major [ 1d20=4 ]{5}
  129. [21:39] <Akolit> alright
  130. [21:39] <Akolit> christ
  131. [21:40] <vampsquirrel> ((Which ogre did you attack?))
  132. [21:40] <Akolit> slime
  133. [21:40] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20
  134. [21:40] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
  135. [21:41] <vampsquirrel> You swing your fist into the slimey ogre, but its squishy body absorbs the impact from your weak punch. You manage to pull back before its slime could eat at you.
  136. [21:41] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5 to hit minor
  137. [21:41] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5 to hit minor [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
  138. [21:41] <Akolit> there we go
  139. [21:41] <Akolit> slime
  140. [21:41] <Akolit> (couldntbethemajorbutayeeeeeokay)
  141. [21:42] <vampsquirrel> Alright, roll damage with double damage dice
  142. [21:42] <Akolit> roll 2d6
  143. [21:42] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 2d6 [ 2d6=7 ]{7}
  144. [21:42] <Akolit> welp
  145. [21:42] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20
  146. [21:42] <Akolit> not miserable
  147. [21:42] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  148. [21:43] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d4
  149. [21:43] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  150. [21:43] <Akolit> wait
  151. [21:43] <Akolit> my AC is 16
  152. [21:43] <vampsquirrel> Yeah, but it's not against your AC.
  153. [21:43] <Akolit> what is it against?
  154. [21:44] <vampsquirrel> You slam your fist into the slug ogre again, this time you connect with great vehemence, dealing 7 damage and bruising its sluggy hide, its acid seeps onto your fist and you take 2 damage before you can bring it back out.
  155. [21:44] <Akolit> "25..."
  156. [21:44] <Akolit> (27/29)
  157. [21:44] <Akolit> Something flares inside of you
  158. [21:45] <vampsquirrel> tbh I'm kind of making it up as I go along, but we'll say it's your DEX psionic resistance added to your armor bonus.
  159. [21:45] <Akolit> which is?
  160. [21:45] <Akolit> for reference
  161. [21:46] == Nos_The_Person [Nos_The_Pe@49.151.39.60] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  162. [21:46] <vampsquirrel> Huh, 17 apparently, dang son you're broken.
  163. [21:47] <Akolit> (made for war, breh)
  164. [21:47] <vampsquirrel> Just take the damage from before and I'll start using 17 from now on. There's no way you should lose to these guys.
  165. [21:48] <Akolit> Until dice...
  166. [21:49] <vampsquirrel> Anyways, you've got a move left.
  167. [21:49] <Akolit> you spring away again, feeling dark and burning in your chest
  168. [21:51] <vampsquirrel> The ogres continue pursuing you. The slime reaching you, but the armor struggling to catch up.
  169. [21:51] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+3
  170. [21:51] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  171. [21:51] <vampsquirrel> The slime swipes at you, but you easily dodge its clumsy attack, your turn.
  172. [21:52] <Akolit> You snarl
  173. [21:52] <Akolit> "Overdrive, en969e."
  174. [21:53] <Akolit> roll 1d2
  175. [21:53] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d2 [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  176. [21:53] <vampsquirrel> Your armor hums to life around you. Lights flickering on, and motors revving. You can feel the potential energy humming inside it, ready to be let out in an overwhelming burst.
  177. [21:54] <Akolit> roll 1d20+7 to hit major
  178. [21:54] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+7 to hit major [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  179. [21:54] <Akolit> WHAT THE FUCK DICE FUCK YOURSELF
  180. [21:54] <vampsquirrel> Your first attack barely connects with the ogre, roll damage.
  181. [21:54] <Akolit> oh
  182. [21:54] <Akolit> woo
  183. [21:55] <Akolit> roll 1d6+3
  184. [21:55] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6+3 [ 1d6=6 ]{9}
  185. [21:55] <vampsquirrel> You slam your fist into the ogre, propelled by your armor's increased energy and hit it hard. It takes 9 damage.
  186. [21:56] <Akolit> You roar and raise a second fist
  187. [21:56] <Akolit> roll 1d20+7 to hit minor
  188. [21:56] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+7 to hit minor [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  189. [21:56] <vampsquirrel> It's a hit, roll damage.
  190. [21:56] <Akolit> roll 1d6
  191. [21:56] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  192. [21:56] <Akolit> (im an idiot, btw this is at slime boy)
  193. [21:57] <Akolit> (i'll take my checks :V)
  194. [21:57] <vampsquirrel> ((psst, you make two attacks for each normal unarmed attack when in overdrive))
  195. [21:57] <Akolit> wait
  196. [21:57] <Akolit> whattt
  197. [21:57] <Akolit> that was a major?
  198. [21:57] <vampsquirrel> yes
  199. [21:57] <Akolit> Oh fuck yes son
  200. [21:58] <Akolit> Not enough, more. It needs to know the pain you feel.
  201. [21:58] <vampsquirrel> Your motor propelled second fist slams into the ogre at a ludicrous speed, faster than an ordinary troll could ever move, dealing 8 more damage.
  202. [21:58] <Akolit> You deploy the spare arms and swing again
  203. [21:59] <Akolit> roll 1d20+7 for minor hit (1)
  204. [21:59] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+7 for minor hit (1) [ 1d20=5 ]{12}
  205. [21:59] <vampsquirrel> It connects, roll damage.
  206. [21:59] <Akolit> roll 1d6
  207. [21:59] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=4 ]{4}
  208. [22:00] <Akolit> The machine whirls hurt a bit, the energy is a blind rush
  209. [22:00] <vampsquirrel> Your next attack smashes into it again, and though you're straining to keep up this assault and your fists are a little weaker, you deal 4 damage to the beast.
  210. [22:00] <Akolit> roll 1d20+7 for minor hit (2)
  211. [22:00] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+7 for minor hit (2) [ 1d20=13 ]{20}
  212. [22:01] <vampsquirrel> It's a hiterino, roll for damagerino.
  213. [22:01] <Akolit> roll 1d6 for damagerino
  214. [22:01] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6 for damagerino [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  215. [22:01] <Akolit> drat
  216. [22:02] <Akolit> so 9,8,4,1
  217. [22:02] <Akolit> huh
  218. [22:02] <vampsquirrel> Your final fist flies forward as you push yourself and your armor to its limit. You don't hit anywhere as hard as the others, but you still hit it for 1 damage.
  219. [22:03] <Akolit> You breath hard and move back swiftly, scowling
  220. [22:03] <vampsquirrel> The ogre recoils from your flurry of blows and stumbles backwards, its sluggish flesh still roiling from the impacts. It seems to barely be standing.
  221. [22:04] <vampsquirrel> The slug ogre manages to charge forward at you and tries to wrap its arms around you in a last desperate grapple. Roll athletics to resist.
  222. [22:05] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+5
  223. [22:05] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5
  224. [22:05] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
  225. [22:05] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
  226. [22:05] <Akolit> are you fucking...
  227. [22:05] <Akolit> how many failed checks have i had
  228. [22:05] <Akolit> yeesh
  229. [22:05] <vampsquirrel> It slips as it charges you and slides on its acid covered body into a wall, dying on impact.
  230. [22:05] <vampsquirrel> It explodes into yet more of the gushers.
  231. [22:05] <Akolit> lol
  232. [22:05] <Akolit> You are very confused
  233. [22:06] <vampsquirrel> The other ogre continues advancing, but it looks a little spooked at the burst of power you just unleashed.
  234. [22:07] <vampsquirrel> As for you, your armor's whirring slows to a halt and it becomes sluggish and difficult to move in. You'll be a little impaired while it recuperates from the overdrive. It is now your turn.
  235. [22:07] <Akolit> "For you... our child."
  236. [22:08] <Akolit> roll 1d4
  237. [22:08] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  238. [22:08] <Akolit> wow
  239. [22:08] <Akolit> okay
  240. [22:08] <Akolit> min activation, max recover
  241. [22:08] <Akolit> dice confirm for satan
  242. [22:08] <vampsquirrel> Shits rough dawg.
  243. [22:09] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5-1 to hit major
  244. [22:09] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5-1 to hit major [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  245. [22:09] <Akolit> ...
  246. [22:09] <vampsquirrel> Your fist bounces harmlessly off the ogre's armor.
  247. [22:10] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5-1 for minor
  248. [22:10] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5-1 for minor [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
  249. [22:10] <Akolit> good ol minor
  250. [22:10] <vampsquirrel> It's a hit, roll for damage.
  251. [22:10] <Akolit> roll 1d6
  252. [22:10] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  253. [22:10] <Akolit> par for the course
  254. [22:11] <vampsquirrel> Your armor briefly sputters to life and your fist slams into the ogre, but you can't maintain it for long enough to deal a meaningful blow.
  255. [22:11] <Akolit> You dart away, feeling a bit daunted
  256. [22:12] <vampsquirrel> The ogre manages to pursue you closely, and roars as it attacks you once again.
  257. [22:12] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+3
  258. [22:12] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  259. [22:12] <vampsquirrel> Your armor still offers excellent protection, as the ogre's blow is absorbed.
  260. [22:13] <vampsquirrel> It roars again, threateningly rising above you to show off its immense bulk. Roll insight to resist intimidation.
  261. [22:13] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+1
  262. [22:13] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=2 ]{3}
  263. [22:14] <Akolit> roll 1d20
  264. [22:14] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=10 ]{10}
  265. [22:14] <Akolit> whew
  266. [22:14] <vampsquirrel> You resist the ogre's pitiful display, and it's now your turn again.
  267. [22:14] <Akolit> You stand up and unfold the helm for a moment
  268. [22:15] <Akolit> "You c6nnot fri9hten this unit."
  269. [22:15] <Akolit> You prime to punch again, helmet, sliding back into position
  270. [22:15] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5-1 to hit major
  271. [22:15] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5-1 to hit major [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
  272. [22:15] <vampsquirrel> Hiteroonie, roll damage.
  273. [22:15] <Akolit> roll 1d6+3-1 for damage
  274. [22:15] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6+3-1 for damage [ 1d6=3 ]{5}
  275. [22:16] <vampsquirrel> Your armor doesn't provide much help, but it doesn't hinder you either, as your fist flies into the ogre dealing 5 damage.
  276. [22:17] <Akolit> You power through the heavy suit and move away again
  277. [22:17] <Akolit> (OH SHIT TAKE BACK)
  278. [22:17] <Akolit> (AHHHH)
  279. [22:17] <Akolit> (muh minor)
  280. [22:17] <vampsquirrel> (chill, you can use you minor)
  281. [22:18] <Akolit> (whew!)
  282. [22:18] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5-1
  283. [22:18] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5-1 [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  284. [22:19] <Akolit> (okay this unit's movin')
  285. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> Your fist glances off its armor, and the ogre follows hot on your heels as you flee. It leaps into the air and throws itself at you bodily as soon as it sees an opportunity.
  286. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> roll 1dd20+3
  287. [22:19] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1dd20+3 [ 1d1=1 1d20=19 ]{22}
  288. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> roll 2d4+3
  289. [22:19] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 2d4+3 [ 2d4=5 ]{8}
  290. [22:20] <vampsquirrel> It slams into you, dealing 8 damage.
  291. [22:20] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  292. [22:20] <Akolit> (19/29)
  293. [22:21] <Akolit> You feel like something is bleeding. It probably is. Oh dear..
  294. [22:21] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5-1 to hit major action
  295. [22:21] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5-1 to hit major action [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  296. [22:21] <Akolit> (thanks dice)
  297. [22:22] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5-4 to hit minor
  298. [22:22] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5-4 to hit minor [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
  299. [22:22] <Akolit> that's just minus 1 but whatever i get it
  300. [22:22] <vampsquirrel> Your armor is slowing you down horribly, and the ogre's armor is too tough for your fists to break through.
  301. [22:23] <vampsquirrel> The ogre swings its massive fist at you again.
  302. [22:23] <Akolit> you move away again
  303. [22:24] <vampsquirrel> ((whoops, my b)) The ogre continues chasing you and swings its fist at you again.
  304. [22:24] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+3
  305. [22:24] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  306. [22:24] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d4+3
  307. [22:24] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d4+3 [ 1d4=2 ]{5}
  308. [22:24] <Akolit> (14/29)
  309. [22:24] <Akolit> (fml)
  310. [22:24] <vampsquirrel> It slams into you like, well like a really big fist. Dealing 5 damage and knocking bits into places they probably don't need to be.
  311. [22:24] <Akolit> (how many more turns of cooldown?)
  312. [22:25] <vampsquirrel> ((damn, was hoping you were keeping track of that))
  313. [22:25] <Akolit> i think it was 3
  314. [22:25] <vampsquirrel> ((you've got one turn more))
  315. [22:25] <Akolit> this is stupid
  316. [22:25] <Akolit> like not to you but GOD
  317. [22:25] <vampsquirrel> You mean DICE.
  318. [22:26] <Akolit> is a cunt
  319. [22:26] <Akolit> but yaaa
  320. [22:26] <Akolit> my turn?
  321. [22:26] <vampsquirrel> Yes.
  322. [22:27] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5-1 to hit major
  323. [22:27] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5-1 to hit major [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  324. [22:27] <Akolit> ...
  325. [22:27] <Akolit> just why
  326. [22:27] <Akolit> roll 1d20+5-1 to likely miss minor
  327. [22:27] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+5-1 to likely miss minor [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  328. [22:27] <Akolit> yup
  329. [22:27] <vampsquirrel> Your fist is so painfully slow and weak, you can't figure out what's wrong with yourself, but the ogre is acting like your hits are nothing.
  330. [22:27] <Akolit> move away, end turn
  331. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> The ogre continues pursuing, feeling confident in its victory it attacks you again.
  332. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> roll 1d20+3
  333. [22:28] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
  334. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> roll 2d4+3
  335. [22:28] <`DICE> vampsquirrel rolled 2d4+3 [ 2d4=6 ]{9}
  336. [22:28] <Akolit> g
  337. [22:28] <Akolit> ....
  338. [22:28] <Akolit> 5/29
  339. [22:28] <vampsquirrel> You feel like you got hit by a truck. The ogre's fist sends you flying back and everything on you simultaneously screams in pain.
  340. [22:29] <Akolit> You pull yourself up and open the mouth piece to spit out blood
  341. [22:31] <Akolit> You flick on the override again
  342. [22:32] <Akolit> For them
  343. [22:32] <Akolit> roll 1d2
  344. [22:32] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d2 [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  345. [22:32] <vampsquirrel> Your HUD pops up warning light everywhere. Doing this could cause you serious damage, or impair your armor. Are you sure?
  346. [22:33] <Akolit> "Y-yes... remove... p6in sensory."
  347. [22:33] <Akolit> roll 1d20+7 to hit major (1)
  348. [22:33] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+7 to hit major (1) [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
  349. [22:33] <Akolit> WHAT
  350. [22:34] <Akolit> that's 4 in a row
  351. [22:34] <vampsquirrel> The warning lights disappear, as does the pain. Your armor begins to glow bright red, and the engines spark and crackle with hot energy. You fling yourself forward, but your fist still can't pierce the ogre's armor.
  352. [22:34] <Akolit> roll 1d20+7 (2)
  353. [22:34] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+7 (2) [ 1d20=4 ]{11}
  354. [22:35] <vampsquirrel> The armor pushes yourself past your mortal limitations and you barely manage to break through with the machine's assistance. Roll damage.
  355. [22:35] <Akolit> roll 1d6+6
  356. [22:35] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6+6 [ 1d6=1 ]{7}
  357. [22:35] <Akolit> *3
  358. [22:35] <Akolit> so a shitty 4
  359. [22:36] <Akolit> roll 1d20+7 minor (1)
  360. [22:36] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+7 minor (1) [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  361. [22:36] <Akolit> roll 1d6
  362. [22:36] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  363. [22:36] <vampsquirrel> Your entire arm goes blank. All sense of it vanishing from your brain, but the armor keeps pushing it forward, driving it into the ogre, and dealing 4 damage.
  364. [22:36] <Akolit> roll 1d20+7 for minor (2)
  365. [22:36] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d20+7 for minor (2) [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  366. [22:36] <Akolit> roll 1d6
  367. [22:36] <`DICE> Akolit rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  368. [22:37] <vampsquirrel> Your engine spurs even further into over drive. You can't feel your body, but your arms move like a blur slamming into the ogre and blasting through its armor.
  369. [22:38] <vampsquirrel> The ogre explodes into grist.
  370. [22:38] <Akolit> You flick off more sensors and open the channel to MAS
  371. [22:39] <Akolit> "Help us. He6vily d6m69ed. Thre6t neutr6lized. Need medic6l help. Need to 6id Rrobin first... s-she 6sked us...."
  372. [22:40] <Akolit> You speak collecting the material to examine
  373. [22:40] <vampsquirrel> MAS: Dispatching drones to your location. This was a mistake.
  374. [22:41] <Akolit> "No, 9u6rdi6n. It w6s duty."
  375. [22:41] <vampsquirrel> MAS: Mistakes must be corrected.
  376. [22:42] <vampsquirrel> The material disappears as you touch it.
  377. [22:42] <Akolit> "We... will do better."
  378. [22:42] <vampsquirrel> You receive 100 build grist, 29 tier 1, and 19 tier 2 grist. As well as 40 xp.
  379. [22:43] <vampsquirrel> MAS: Yes, you will.
  380. [22:43] <Akolit> "6re they s6fe."
  381. [22:43] <vampsquirrel> Yes.
  382. [22:44] <vampsquirrel> MAS closes the channel and you can hear the sound of footsteps approaching.
  383. [22:45] <vampsquirrel> Continue in play-by-post.
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