All the ponies in this town are CRAZY-Once in a Blue Moon

>Nighttime
>Last time we checked on our hero Anon he was running away from several sex crazed pony
>Some of which he was unaware were chasing him
>Your clothes had been lost when you left Applejack’s house to run from Derpy
>You didn’t have time to get them back
>Pity you and Applejack were interrupted by Caramel, err, Saucy
>That game she wanted to play looked like fun
>Right now are running towards Fluttershy’s cottage as quickly as you can
>The one pony you knew would never ever try to have sex with him
>As long as you’d been here Fluttershy had looked after you
>Giving you warm, long, caressing hugs whenever you were sad
>Nightly full body health examinations so you didn’t get sick
>Bathing you after a long night of naked yoga
>Which is totally normal
>You knew because she told you so
>Just don’t tell anyone else so they won’t be jealous
>Especially the police
>You run past Fluttershy’s shed towards the house
>She had warned you to never go in there
>It was haunted, which is why there were screams every night
>She went in there to fight ghosts to protect you
>She was so brave
>”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
>Shudders run down your spine as you pass Mr. Bear and Angel who are guarding the shed
>With Derpy still in the forest you didn’t dare stop
“FLUTTERSHY! IF YOU’RE IN THE SHED I’M NAKED AND GOING TO OUR BED!”

>You bolt upstairs and under the covers as fast as you can
>At least you don’t lose any time getting undressed
>Not tonight goblins that kidnap bad humans who go to bed wearing clothes!
>You quickly drift to sleep, only to find yourself on an opulent sapphire bedspread
>You turn your head to see Princess Luna in a see-through negligee
“Princess? What are you doing here? This isn’t my usual dream.”
>Which is a shame, because you were looking forward to helping the dolphins conquer Mars
>”I AM NO-ahem, excuse me. I am not Princess Luna. I represent your subconscious desire to plow Princess Luna into oblivion, followed by several hours of cuddling.”
She gives the worst poker face you’ve ever seen
>Worse than the time Spike said he didn’t have a crush on Rarity
>Or when Rarity promised she that the dinosaur costume wasn’t for sex
“Are you sure? Cause I don’t remember having a subconscious desire to do farm work with the Princess.”
>”Trust me. I’m your brain Anon. I even knew you were running from that cute gray Pegasus who isn’t half as cute as meerPrincess Luna, yup, Princess Luna. How could I know that if I wasn’t your brain? It’s not like Princess Luna watches you through the moon every night.”
>”Or when you bath” she whispers
“What was that?”
>”NOTHING!”
“Well brain, I guess that sounds reasonable. What should we do?”
>Her smile lights up the room and she joins you on the ground where you’ve been knocked to after enduring the full brunt of the Canterlot voice.
>She lays atop your chest and brings her lips down to bite gently on your ear where she whispers
>”Whatever you want.”
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>You are Fluttershy and this is your shed
>Pictures of Anon cover the wall, and you are grinding up and down on your human molded dildo that you molded when you told Anon you had an art project to do
>Shrines dedicated to him fill the room, complete with clippings of his hair, half eaten cakes covered in his salvia, and dirty underwear
>”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” you scream as you ride to orgasm
>”Oh Anon, I wish you were hear right now with me.”
““FLUTTERSHY! IF YOU’RE IN THE SHED I’M NAKED AND GOING TO OUR BED!”
>”Yeeep!”
>By the time you realize what’s happened you’ve slipped on a puddle of your own juices at that claim
>You flutter past Angel bunny, who is wishing for Mr. Bear’s weight in carrots
>You fly as fast as you can
>Sadly that’s at a wing speed of 2
>A few minutes later you reach your door and try to open it, only to find out Anon has locked it from the inside
>”Nononononononono”
>You can hear the springs of the bed squeaking from inside
>”Nonononono, why did I make up the story about those goblins.”
>Your thoughts drift to memories of lying against his naked body at night
>”Accidentally” brushing against his member
>”Oh yeah. Worth it.”

…………………………………………………………………….
>Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
“Oh Princess Luna, this is the best night of my life!”
>Right now you’re riding the Princess as hard as you can
>Until she stops
“Darn it. Hold on, I think I have another quarter.”
>Princess Luna looks up at you
>She’s turned into a coin operated kiddy ride, and is the best one you’ve ever been on
>”Anon, this is a dream. You can do anything.”
>She begins to bounce again.
>”You could surround yourself in a sea of me, having one of the greatest orgies of all time.”
“Yup. Wheeee!”
>”You could fulfill your strangest fantasy, reality is no constraint here.”
“Yup.”
>”Macro, pain, snuff, anything you desire I could do for you.”
“Yup.”
>”I could even turn into anyp0ny you desire. Celestia? Fluttershy? Derpy?”
“But Princess, I wouldn’t rather be with anyone but you right now.”
>”Really Anon?”
>Her voice cracks with emotion, tears of joy in her eyes.
“Really. But that was my last quarter.”
>Money begins to rain from the sky, and you and the Princess spend a long passionate night together
>The next morning you find Fluttershy asleep on the couch
>You had forgotten to let her in last night.
>You tuck her into her bed and head into town
>Later Fluttershy wakes up in your sweat drenched sheets
>All night she had heard the bed bouncing, and now you’re gone
>She rolls around in your scent like an animal
>”Oh Anon, one day I’ll tell you how I feel.”
>She begins to cocoon herself in the sheets
>”And you’ll be mine. MINE! AHAAHAHA aaah!”
>Her laugh is cut short as she falls off the bed, so tangled in the sheets she can’t stand
>”Angel? A little help? Anyone?”