Day 762 in Equestria - FR

4/24/2013

>Day 762 in equestria
>Winter wrap up is going on
>You are absolutely forbidden to help after last year
>Last year on the animal team you tossed a flashbang into the critter’s holes
>On the weather team you used a flak gun to break up the clouds injuring  five pegasi
>The earth team loved the way you melted the snow with your flame thrower, but you went overboard and nearly set the town on fire
>So, you’re relaxing in your own home enjoying your day away from you know who
>You take a sip of hot chocolate from your tactical battlemug that has a laser sight for precision sipping
>A knock comes from your door
>It must be the mail mare with your new
>You walk to the door and open it revealing a yellow pegasus
>It’s Fluttershy
>She’s wearing her animal team vest
“Go away”
>You slam the door and turn around
>Fluttershy is standing right there.
>“I’m so sorry that you can’t help with Winter Wrap Up, so I decided that I would pay you a visit so you wouldn’t be so lonely”
>You don’t care in the slightest
>“I wanted to show you the new bells and whistles we got to wake the animals!”
>She pulls out a whistle and blows into it making a distinct sound, one you’ve heard before
>…In Vietnam
>Suddenly, you have flashbacks of Charlie blowing those whistles and hundreds of gooks charging straight toward you.
>They’re fucking everywhere!
>Your eye twitches tactically

>You pull out a M79 Thumper and shoot it toward Fluttershy
>She ducks and the grenade blows a huge chunk out of your house
>Panicking, she flutters up and attempts to escape
>You’re not going to let Charlie escape that easily
>Pulling out your Deagle brand Deagle, you grab her by the vest collar
>She freaks and speeds out of your burning house at near RD speeds
>Wagner’s  Flight of the Valkyries begans to play and Fluttershy divebombs the town while you’re shooting wildly into the air screaming about the damn Gooks.
>You black out and wake up a few days later inside of a neatly dug foxhole
>You’re sore as hell, and in the middle of nowhere
>You wonder what happened to
>Fucking Fluttershy