The Frozen Chicken Box

>Be year 7 in equestria
>Be keeping your p0ny virginity
>Though 7 years with just your hand is getting old
>Anyway, you've been collecting bits from the various odd jobs that you've been doing in Ponyville, Canterlot, and Manehattan.
>You decide its time to open a new buisness within Ponyville with all these bits
>With a little help from the Cakes and Pinkie you're able to open up your buisness
>An icecream shop
>You did this considering you've loved icecream and disliked the fact that the Cakes never sold it.
>All in all you owe this to Scootaloo
>She was the one who implanted this idea in your head in the first place
>'open up a store with frozen treats' she said
>Marketing genious that one.
>You even name the ice cream shop after her too.
>The Frozen Chicken Box
>She didn't take too kindly to the name but she was one of the first to work with you in order to help the buisness grow.
>Though during her time working under you she's been quite lazy
>Damn teenage p0nes and their laziness
>Almost reminds you of a certain group of people that you had to deal with on Earth.

>During the first few weeks you didn't attract many p0nes
>The name was fairly off putting
>The term frozen chicken made them think you served meat for the most part
>They're half right
>With every bowl of ice cream the customer got a free piece of fried chicken.
>You apparently know how to fry some good chicken
>Fluttershy still doesn't know what happened to her precious chickens.
>As you give Scootaloo her well earned bits for the day you look outside the double doors leading in to your ice cream shop
>You see Twilight standing outside with Zecora, along with a large group of zebras
>Twilight's got this huge smile on her face
>You see her horn begin to glow
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.flv
>Twilight then puts her horn to Zecora's head
>Suddenly zecora, along with the other zebras, begin to glow with purple magic
>Their bodies begin to morph
>The zebras become bipedal
>their fur becomes skin
>Twilight's jaw drops
>you hear her scream
>Oh god what has she done?!
>You leap over the counter and run outside, followed by Scootaloo
"Twilight what the buck did you do?!"
>Scoots can only stare in awe
>The Zebras have become humans!
>TS: "I only wanted to help you with your lonliness Anon, zecora and her friends agreed to this....but I...I burned them all. Oh god I'm so sorry."
>Twilight looks to be on the verge of tears
>One of the zebras pipe up
>"Yo Twilight you didn't burn us we jus fine!"
>"Our skins black yo!"
>Oh god what has science done?
>Scoots: "Anon....what's with them?"
"It's much worse than I feared...."
>The Zebras have become niggers.

>Oh god no...
>judging by their now violent actions and swearing you've come to the realization that they are in fact niggers
>They start rapping in Zebrabwe and it sounds god awful
>Two of the male niggers make their way over to Twilight
>Twilight takes a wiff of them and backs away disgusted
>TS: "Oh sweet clestia they smell awful."
>You have to warn her before its too late
"Oh god Twilight turn them back now! Before its too late!"
>TS: "I think you may be right...."
>Her horn begins to glow
>Suddenly one of the zebranigs runs up to her and shanks her with a prison shiv made out of sticks and scotch tape
>She screeches in pain and teleports away
>"Stupid bitch ain't none of us goin back to bein a damn zebra."
>They all suddenly turn to look at your ice cream shop
>Oh no...you're about to get fucking popular
>"Ay yo Anon, is dat fried chicken place still open yo?"
>Fuck fuck fuck!
"Yes it is."
>God damn it shut your whore mouth Anon!"
>"Erry body! Anon here's gonna hook us up with some o dat fried chicken!"
>As they cheer and walk in to the ice cream shop two zebranigs eye scootaloo hungrily
>You tell Scootaloo to go home and that you got this
>Don't need a teenage p0ne to get raped on your watch
>Fucking Zebranigs are loud as fuck going in to your ice cream shop.
>You were expecting better of Zecora

>As you're about to go back in you notice a burly diamond dog approach your shop
>Oh thank god its kitty
>You've taken on a second employee, a diamond dog by the name of kitty
>For the two years you've known him he's never divulged as to why his name is fucking kitty despite being a dog
"Kitty....dude, what's up?"
>He gives you a good ol fist bumpity bump
>He turns and looks in to your shop
>Kitty: "Uh...Anon what in celestia's name are those things?"
"Those my friend, are niggers."
>Kitty:"A....nigger?"
"Yes. They're loud, obnoxious, lazy, and they love to complain."
>Kitty:"But...they're like you only...burned?"
"You did not just compare me to a nigger."
>Kitty:"In the sense of body shape yes."
>Suddenly a zebranig throws a chair out of your window
>Kitty:"...in character no."
>The zebranig calls out
>"Ay yo whitey get yo ass in here and cook us up dat friend chicken yo!"
>Fuck your life.
>Kitty shakes his head
>Kitty: "Are you really going to go in there and serve them food?"
>Your optimism gets the better of you
"Sure, I mean they have bits don't they? What's wrong with them as long as they pay?"
>You are sure as hell going to make them pay for that broken fucking window.
>As the two of you enter the shop Kitty cringes
>Kitty: "oh god its awful, it smells like someone took a shit and smeared it on themselves!"
>One of the zebranigs has done just that.
>You resist the urge to vomit and/or call celestia's guards
>You decide to raise the prices a bit cause they're zebranigs.

>When kitty takes his spot at the counter he quickly realizes your generalization is true
>The zebranigs are complaining about how long its taking despite you just then going back there to start frying up the chicken
>God damn it learn patience
>As you're frying in the back Kitty comes back there
>Kitty: "Hey Anon...uh...the zebranigs are uh...I guess by the smell of it mating in your shop"
>Oh for god's sakes
>You run back out in to the front of your shop to see a bunch of zebranigs fucking in your floor
>Oh god Fluttershy's coming in to the shop
>FS: "Oh...um...hi...anon? are feathers your fetish?"
>Oh god she's covered in feathers
>suddenly the male zebranigs stop fucking and stare at fluttershy
>She backs away, uttering a small squeak of fear
>FS: "What are these things?"
>Oh god she may try to rape you constantly but she doesn't deserve this
"FLUTTERSHY RUN!"
>Oh god its too late
>The zebranigs take off after fluttershy
>They pin her as she tries to run
>Immediately one of the zebranigs imaples her with a stallion sized horse cock
>She lets out a squeak of pain
>Oh god they're going to town on the poor mare
>Oh no they're seeing how many zebra cocks they can fit in to her marehood
>Three....mother of god...she's really screaming now.
>You and Kitty run over there and start assaulting the zebranigs
>You with your trusty stick named 'The nigger beater' and kitty with his oversized fists.
>Kitty knocks a portion of them the fuck out.
>The others that aren't raping poor fluttershy are staring daggers at you two
>When you finally pull them off of fluttershy her marehood is ruined
>she could probably give birth without any surmise of pain now.

"Okay you niggers its time to pay the price for rape!"
>Suddenly glocks, glocks everywhere
>They are all pointed at you
>"Naw whitey what you gone do is make us dat der fried chicken. Den we gone rape us dat dere Scootaloo when she comes in tomorrow."
>"Whoo whee beat that orange mare can fit a loota dem stallion dicks in er."
>Okay no fuck this even if they have fucking guns
>Seriously how did they even get guns?!
>You signal to Kitty that you're gonna charge
>Kitty: "Are you fucking crazy?! They have....whatever those things are!"
"I have to try!"
>you grab your trusty nigger beater and rush forward
>They all shout in unison
>"Aww hell naw!"
>They all fire upon you
>Luckily they're zebranigs and they don't know how to hold a glock
>Bullets miss you and kitty and end up going EVERYWHERE ELSE
>You start your assault on one zebranig, but are quickly sucker punches by a dozen at once
>Cause zebranigs don't believe in a fair fight.
>As you're being beaten and as your consciousness leaves you a blinding white light can be seen coming in to your shop.

>You wake up an hour later to see your shop in ruins
>The zebranigs are gone
>Kitty is busy cleaning up the place cause he's a bro
>Kitty notices you wake
>Kitty: "Dude Anon....you alright?"
"Yeah I'm alright...what happened?"
>Kitty: "Celestia came in with  Twilight, she was not amused. She banished all the niggers to the moon....she asked them if they liked bananas and they started to cheer. Celestia got this weird smile and shouted 'I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY BANANAS ON THE MOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAHHHH!'
>Your eyes widen in shock
"What about Fluttershy?"
>Kitty: "Celestia was able to undo the damage done, she's in therapy right now."
>Fuck yeah no Flutterkink for a while
>Kitty: "She has also banned Twilight from using morphing spells....for forever."
"It's probably for the best."
>You pick yourself up and dust yourself off
"I think I'm going to go to the hospital now."
>Kitty: "Yeah...sounds like a good idea."
>With a new pep in your step you make your way to the hospital knowing that no nigger shall once again step foot in equestria.


>the end