Z looked over at Brent, her eyes glistening with fiery passion.
"Brent. I want you."
Brent looked back at her, eyes glistening with fiery confusion. "You want me to what? Tacos? I can make tacos?"
"No- I want you-" The door bell rang before she could finish her sentence. Brent rushed to get it. He opened the door and found Shrek standing before him.
"Shrek- I- what are you doing here?" Brent whispered. He hadn't seen Shrek in years... "I'm with Z now."
"I know but I miss you, Brent. And I know you miss me too." Shrek leaned closer to his former lover breathing against his skin. Brent could smell the onions. It turned him on.
"I cant, Shrek-" Brent started.
Z appeared behind him."Who's at the door honey? Oh. Shrek. It's you. Fuck off."
"You salty, Z? You heated because your man might want ME now? Did that ever occur to your salty ass, Zebra?" Shrek smirked and took a step closer to her. Brent stood between them.
"Guys, no, please don't fight. I can't choose between you both." He looks at the ground. Shame ripples through him, like the bells did in Jon.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Z exclaims. "He's a FUCKING OGRE! HE HAS LAYERS AND SHIT!"
"But it was alway him, Z..."
"Oh, fucking stall me. Is Brendon gonna appear now? Are all you past sluts gonna appear?" Z put her hands on her hips, staring the shorter pussy boy down.
As soon as she said that, Brendon appeared out of no where. With Ryan sucking his dick. "What the f- oh. Shit. I should turn off that setting where I get zapped when people indirect me." Ryan stood up, brushing himself off.
"Z?" Ryan looked at Z in astonishment. He thought he left this bitch in LA.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Z yelled.
Shrek looked at the ongoing scene in anger. "Brent," He whispered, "You slut. Look at all these people."
Brent began to cry. "I know! I'm ashamed!" The group of people began to circle him.
Brendon said, "I bet you slept with Ryan too. Slut."
Ryan said, "You slept with Brendon? Oh my god. I lent you my rose vest..."
Z said nothing because in the process of people calling Brent a slut Shrek had curb stomped her.
Shrek said, "I LOVE YOU BRENT! BUT HOW COULD YOU! All those onions we peeled together... You took down my layers..."
Brent began to speak but another zap rings through the air.
"What the fuck?" Lily said.
"I thought we were in the tiny chat!" Marga yells, freaked the fuck out.
"What is going on?" Georgia screams. Althoug there wasnt an exclamation mark soshe doesnt really scream.
"Cool, I'm glad my spell worked. BRENT SQUAD!" Trin yelled.
Brent fainted.
to be CONTINUED