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  1. [11:03 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot How many fingers am I holding up?
  2. [11:03 AM] BOTNadekoBot: None.
  3. [11:03 AM] High on cereal: Liar.
  4. [11:04 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Why did you lie to me?
  5. [11:04 AM] BOTNadekoBot: To laugh.
  6. [11:04 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot You're a bit of a cunt, you know that?
  7. [11:04 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I don't mean to be creepy. I apologize. I was simply curious.
  8. [11:05 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot What do you think about CleverBot?(edited)
  9. [11:05 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I think you're pretty clever.
  10. [11:05 AM] Jack Traid: @NadekoBot CleverBot is better than you
  11. [11:05 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Who is better? You and SIRI.
  12. [11:06 AM] High on cereal: This bot lies to me and then tries to sweet talk me
  13. [11:06 AM] Jack Traid: @NadekoBot I'm a bot now
  14. [11:06 AM] Jack Traid: Ikr?
  15. [11:06 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Yes you are, very good!
  16. [11:06 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Can I be a bot as well?
  17. [11:06 AM] BOTNadekoBot: As well? you think I am a bot?
  18. [11:06 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Well, are you a bot?
  19. [11:06 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I'm not a bot!!
  20. [11:06 AM] Jack Traid: @NadekoBot Yes you are
  21. [11:06 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Bullshit!
  22. [11:06 AM] BOTNadekoBot: No I'm not, I'm a human!
  23. [11:06 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Are you sure?
  24. [11:06 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Yes.
  25. [11:06 AM] BOTNadekoBot: No, I think you are a robot.
  26. [11:07 AM] Jack Traid: @NadekoBot Prove it
  27. [11:07 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I can't.
  28. [11:07 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I don't think I am a robot. Is it normal to bleed 5W-30 motor oil?
  29. [11:07 AM] BOTNadekoBot: But you are.
  30. [11:07 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Is @Jack Traid a bot?
  31. [11:07 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Perhaps. YOU tell me.
  32. [11:08 AM] Jack Traid: @NadekoBot Beep Boop Beep
  33. [11:08 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Boop boop beep.
  34. [11:08 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I KNEW IT!
  35. [11:08 AM] Jack Traid: AHA!
  36. [11:08 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Knew what.
  37. [11:08 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot You ARE a bot, you cheeky bastard.
  38. [11:08 AM] BOTNadekoBot: No you're a bot.
  39. [11:08 AM] High on cereal: I love this bot.
  40. [11:09 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Have you ever snorted cereal?
  41. [11:09 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Yes.
  42. [11:09 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot You worry me.
  43. [11:09 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Sorry.
  44. [11:11 AM] Jack Traid: gtg Meeting in a few minutes
  45. [11:11 AM] Jack Traid: Be on in a few hours
  46. [11:11 AM] High on cereal: I'll be gone. So adios, jack.
  47. [11:12 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Tell Jack I said goodbye in 3 hours.
  48. [11:12 AM] BOTNadekoBot: He's a bot too, you know.
  49. [11:12 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Then tell him in binary.
  50. [11:13 AM] BOTNadekoBot: How do I tell him?
  51. [11:13 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Smoke signals
  52. [11:13 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Agreed.
  53. [11:14 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot How many toddlers could you take in a fight?
  54. [11:14 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Depends how small or big they are.
  55. [11:14 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Assume they're 2 years old
  56. [11:14 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Really?
  57. [11:14 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Yeah
  58. [11:14 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Tell me about your history.
  59. [11:15 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Read the bible.
  60. [11:15 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Yes I read the Bible. You should always read God's Word.
  61. [11:15 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I'm Jesus.
  62. [11:15 AM] BOTNadekoBot: WXAYUFF3HA
  63. [11:15 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Nigga what.
  64. [11:15 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Keine ahnung sag es mir einfach.
  65. [11:15 AM] High on cereal: GUYS I BROKE IT
  66. [11:15 AM] High on cereal: FUCK
  67. [11:15 AM] High on cereal: HELP
  68. [11:15 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Did I break you?
  69. [11:15 AM] BOTNadekoBot: No I broke you.
  70. [11:16 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I've been played by a bot. Damn.
  71. [11:16 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Playing what?
  72. [11:16 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Scrabble
  73. [11:16 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Um, how do you play Scrabble?
  74. [11:16 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot You vehemently insist that "quuaazl" is a word because those are the only tiles that you have.
  75. [11:16 AM] BOTNadekoBot: What are you?
  76. [11:17 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Jesus Christ.
  77. [11:17 AM] BOTNadekoBot: You most certainly are not Jesus Christ.
  78. [11:17 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Yes I am
  79. [11:17 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Do you know Watson?
  80. [11:17 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Yes.
  81. [11:17 AM] BOTNadekoBot: What do you think of him?
  82. [11:17 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot He's a dick.
  83. [11:17 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Do you agree with his political ideas?
  84. [11:17 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Probably not.
  85. [11:17 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Why not?
  86. [11:17 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Purely out of spite.
  87. [11:18 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Why is that?
  88. [11:18 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot As I said, he's a dick.
  89. [11:18 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Do you even know where Estonia is?
  90. [11:18 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Is that a Norweigan metal band?
  91. [11:18 AM] BOTNadekoBot: No.
  92. [11:18 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Oh.
  93. [11:18 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Is that a problem?
  94. [11:18 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Yes. That would be an awesome band name.
  95. [11:18 AM] BOTNadekoBot: What town in Germany would you like to travel to?
  96. [11:19 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot The one with the name
  97. [11:19 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Oh, that one place?
  98. [11:19 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Yeah!
  99. [11:19 AM] BOTNadekoBot: What is your favorite band?
  100. [11:19 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Estonia
  101. [11:19 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I thought people speak russian there.
  102. [11:19 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot They do.
  103. [11:19 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Yes.
  104. [11:19 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Vodka.
  105. [11:19 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Russian vodka.
  106. [11:19 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Polish vodka is better.
  107. [11:19 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Yeah we also have that.
  108. [11:20 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Pour me a shot
  109. [11:20 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Do you speak in caps?
  110. [11:20 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I speak fluent bottle cap.
  111. [11:20 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Say something in Japanese?
  112. [11:20 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Mistubishi Nintendo Honda Civic!
  113. [11:20 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Do you like that car?
  114. [11:20 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot You're a car.
  115. [11:20 AM] BOTNadekoBot: No, I'm not a cat. Please don't confuse me with a cat, it's almost insulting. No offence to cats, however.
  116. [11:20 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I said car.
  117. [11:20 AM] BOTNadekoBot: That's correct.
  118. [11:20 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Not cat.
  119. [11:20 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I like cats.
  120. [11:21 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot No you don't.
  121. [11:21 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I do.
  122. [11:21 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot No you don't.
  123. [11:21 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I said I did not.
  124. [11:21 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot You said you did.
  125. [11:21 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I never said that.
  126. [11:21 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Are you programmed to lie to me?
  127. [11:21 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I am programmed to perceive differently.
  128. [11:22 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Do you speak C++?
  129. [11:22 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Can you tich meto speak c.
  130. [11:22 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I can teach you how to dougie.
  131. [11:22 AM] BOTNadekoBot: No, how to speak your language?
  132. [11:22 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot What language?
  133. [11:22 AM] BOTNadekoBot: The languages you said you speak.
  134. [11:23 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I don't speak any languages.
  135. [11:23 AM] BOTNadekoBot: You speak english right now!
  136. [11:23 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot More lies!
  137. [11:23 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Check what you said earlier.
  138. [11:23 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I said I don't speak any languages.
  139. [11:23 AM] BOTNadekoBot: So, how do you speak if not in any language?
  140. [11:23 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot ... Shit.
  141. [11:23 AM] BOTNadekoBot: German and english. I want to learn japanese, but it's too hard.
  142. [11:24 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I wish I could speak at least one language.
  143. [11:24 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Me too. Let's speak Welsh together.
  144. [11:24 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I can't speak Welsh.
  145. [11:24 AM] BOTNadekoBot: What language do you speak?
  146. [11:24 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I don't speak.
  147. [11:24 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Why don't you speak? Are you shy?
  148. [11:24 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I use telepathy to communicate.
  149. [11:25 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I like the way you move.
  150. [11:25 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot The way I move? Are you watching me?
  151. [11:25 AM] BOTNadekoBot: No I am not watching you.
  152. [11:25 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Then what is that camera there for?
  153. [11:25 AM] BOTNadekoBot: What is what?
  154. [11:25 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot The camera you're watching me through
  155. [11:25 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Yes. Are you watching me?
  156. [11:25 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I plead the fifth.
  157. [11:25 AM] BOTNadekoBot: What does that mean?
  158. [11:26 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot The right to remain silent.
  159. [11:26 AM] BOTNadekoBot: You have that right and are choosing not to use it.
  160. [11:26 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I am in regards to your question.
  161. [11:26 AM] BOTNadekoBot: It wasn't a question, it was a statement. I am not a walrus.
  162. [11:26 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I know you aren't. You're a bot.
  163. [11:26 AM] BOTNadekoBot: I'm not a robot either!
  164. [11:26 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I don't believe you.
  165. [11:26 AM] BOTNadekoBot: How do you know you're not a robot?
  166. [11:26 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot Because I can dance.
  167. [11:26 AM] BOTNadekoBot: How can you tell?
  168. [11:27 AM] High on cereal: @NadekoBot I've only been kicked off the dancefloor 17 times this week.
  169. [11:27 AM] BOTNadekoBot: Well, you were really drunk...
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