(Mighty Number Nine)

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v3MlTz2gx8
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5Mfi_ulCA

The people said "It has Inafune, just like Megaman."
So they paid money to Kickstarter, and raised four thousand grand!
He said "It'll have graphics, gameplay, explosions, just trust in me!"
So I put down my cash, I said "Balderdash! Huh! A flop it'll be!"
Whoa-oh-oh

Nine, Nine, Mighty Number Nine
ain't got no polish, ain't got no shine.
"just like Megaman", Keiji should resign.

And the mods said anybody caught complainin' gets deleted on sight
So I got on 4chan and-a said to anons
"Back-Charge with all your might!"
"They ban fans who paid for their forums, and make fun of their audience"
"If Dina was here she'd say to your face, man, I want dominance"

Nine, Nine, Mighty Number Nine
ain't got no polish, ain't got no shine.
"just like Megaman", Keiji should resign.

Now, hey you, mister, don't you know?
It costs alot of money to animate a show!
We added some dashes, ruined the game's flow!
You ain't supposed to play it
The con-man said "It's better than nothing; pay for DLC"
(Singer take note: "man" is on the syllable "said" is on in the original, do not attempt to match the "said"s)
*Groan*

And the game came, "Lifeless Megaman Clone; five out of ten"
And when they reviewed the game at the end of it all
They pitched it into the bin!
So I got on the game's steam store page, and I made up my own review
I said, "Game don't work, it's shit on a plate. Inafune's career is through!"
Wooo!

Nine, Nine, Mighty Number Nine
ain't got no polish, ain't got no shine.
"just like Megaman", Keiji should resign.

Nine, Nine, Mighty Number Nine
Nine, Nine, Nine