A Fairytale of ArdaCraft

It’s Christmas Eve bro
In Annuminas
Fuck’s sake it’s empty,
Just like every day.
And so I sang a song,
A stupid, autistic tune
I looked at the palace
And thought of the noose.

Building another one,
Ruins are fucking dumb
I've got a feeling
This city should be redone
So happy Christmas
I hate you, fuckface
I can’t see a better time
When I’m not leading.

It’s just shit
Redo it
It’s a fucking shit place
The diagonals are retarded,
You’ve got a fat, fucking face.

When I first took this lead
On a warm summer’s eve
You promised by
November it’d be over for me.

You were an expert
You were keen
King of Evendim
When the autists finished reeing
They howled out for more
Forn, he was reeing
King wouldn’t stop singing
I built a diagonal bathhouse
Then cried through the night

The boys of the out-of-tune autist choir
Were singing 'fuck off Atlan’'
And the bells are ringing out
In Rivendell

You're a toff
You're a cock
You're an old fart of a jock
Sitting there almost dead
From the salt in your head

You’re a shit
You’re a wank
You’re a fat fucking yank
Happy Christmas, you arse
I pray God
It's your last

The boys of the out-of-tune autist choir
Were singing 'fuck off Atlan’'
And the bells are ringing out
In Rivendell

Banned on MCME
Well, great job mon ami,
You took our Dresden memes,
And made them reality
 We kept Fin at bay
Sent more memes his way
Laughed at his legal threats
Cucks will never defeat us

The boys of the out-of-tune autist choir
Were singing 'fuck off Atlan’'
And the bells are ringing out
In Rivendell