Plot Port

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saw this and no paste bin attached to it at all... so here it goes
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>Day Xbox in Equestria.

>You are Anon.
>Three weeks ago, you were teleported to Equestria.
>You were playing on your xbox, texting and watching a movie on your laptop at the time.
>Your arrival was met with mixed reactions.
>Landing on top of a princess seems to do that.
>The princess didn't mind. The guards did however.
>They were going to throw you into the dungeon until Celestia stopped them.
>You talked with her and introduced yourself.
>That was three whole weeks ago.

>Sitting on your bed, you think about the things you brought here.
>A wired xbox controller, a laptop and an iphone.
>Apparently they were magical. They had no known uses, but normal pony magic did nothing to your equipment.
>Said it was enchanted or something. The only thing they could do was charge them.
>Knock Knock.
>Who's there.
"Who's there?"
>"The bright and morning star" a voice says as the door opens.
"Celestia" you say with a curt nod.
>"Good morning Anon!" she replies cheerfully.
>Damn morning people these days.
"What has you so excited this morning?" you inquire.
>"Oh, just the fact that it's morning."
"Well that's great. Shall we get breakfast?"
>"Lets."
>With that, you jump off your bed grab your "Magical items" in your bag and begin to walk with Celestia.
>Servants and guards bow when they see you and Celestia. It was a common sight after the first week here.
>Celestia began visiting you after a few days, questioning you about your world.
>Turning left, down the hall, you approach a set of large doors.
>As you near, it magically opens, and you and Celestia walk through entering the banquet hall.
>The only one at the table was Blueblood. Luna was sleeping, Cadence and Shining were away at the crystal empire.
>As you approach the table, he looks up and snorts.
>"hmph."
>You would probably kill him if you wouldn't get brutally slaughtered by all the guards and princesses.
>You and Celestia sit down, and a waiter walks towards you.
>"May I take your order?"
"The usual" you and Celestia reply at the same time.
>"Very well"
>He walks away, presumably to the kitchen.
>"So..." Celestia starts.
"Hmm?"
>"Those magic objects you have. The ministry of magic believes that they do what they would have normally, except to ponies. Do you have any clue what they might do?"
>You smirk.
>You know what the laptop and controller might do. The phone was most likely for telepathy.
>"Do you know something I don't, Anon?"
"Just thinking" you reply.
>The meal came by and you and Celestia finished, said your thanks and parted ways.
>You returned to your room, while Celestia held day court.
>Lying down on the large bed, you take out the xbox controller.
>You think about how it might work with ponies. A usb goes into a port...
>Oh you know how to use it now. All you needed to do is find someone willing and you know the perfect candidate.
>Celestia.
>A few hours later, Celestia came by to tell you it was time for dinner.
>You had other plans of course.
"Celestia, could you come over here?" you say patting the bed.
>She blushes slightly.
>"Of course Anon. What may I help you with?"
"Just stand here and turn around."
>"..."
"Just do it." you deadpan.
>"Only for you."
>She walks up to where you are sitting and turns around.
>"I hardly see why you wo-"
>You cut her off by stuffing the USB into her plot.
>She stands there, jaw dropped.
"Celestia?"
>"..."
"Celestia?"
>Still no response.
"Well, I'm going to try something" you say moving the left joystick forward.
>She quickly gets into a sprint before crashing into a bookshelf, dislodging the USB.
>She gets up and glares at you.
>"Anonymous!"
"Sorry. I found out what the controller does now.".
>An inquisitive look replaces her glare.
>"Just what does it do?"
"It controls" you reply with a grin.
>"...What?"
"You plug it into a pony plot and you can control them!"
>She looks disgusted, before a large grin appears on her face.
>"Luna" she replies.
"What abou- Oh! You wanna prank Luna?"
>"Mhmm."
"Let's plans on the way to dinner. Don't want to keep the others waiting."
>You and Celestia leave your room, you bringing your controller on the way.
>Apparently Celestia wants you to straight up stick the USB into her plot.
>Celestia will tell Luna to stand up while you sneak around her.
>Oh, so many things can go wrong with this. You know it.
>You and Celestia arrive at the banquet hall, Celestia wearing her smile, you nervously shaking.
>"Luna, could you come over here?"
>Luna looks up and nods. As she walks towards Celestia, you walk calmly to the table before turning around and flanking her.
>You stick the USB into her plot and she stops in mid step.
"I hope she doesn't kill me after."
>"Don't worry" she chuckles.
"Well apparently, I can move them with the joysticks."
>"Find out what the other buttons do."
"Alright" you say pressing Y.
>Luna flaps her wings once.
"Well it appears that Y makes her fly. The joysticks control how she moves. I wonder what A does."
>You press the A button and she opens her mouth.
"Hu-"
>"HU-"
"HOLY SHIT!" you exclaim, releasing the A button.
"So A is the Royal Canterlot voice." you muse.
>"What do those pushy thingy's do?"
"You mean the triggers? Lets find out."
>You press down the Right trigger and her horn lights up, doing nothing.
"Maybe it's a combo?"
>You spam a bunch of buttons and Luna releases a blast that tears a giant hole in the door behind you.
>Your jaw drops.
"Ok, we're not touching her magic."
>"Sigh. I guess this is coming out of the royal treasury."
"You mean the tax payers money."
>"Of course" she smiles.
"Let's see what B does."
>You press B and she bucks you sending you and your controller flying into the table, breaking through it and into the wall.
>It seems alicorns really did have earth pony strength.
>You groan and fall to the ground.
>"Sister what did you do?" Luna demands.
>"We figured out what Anon's controller does."
>"What?"
>"You plug it into a pony, and you can control them!"
>"That would explain the giant hole in the door... Perhaps we could use ths "controller" on Nightmare Night."
>"You could... But you kind of destroyed it when you bucked Anon."
>She looks backwards and sees you laying on the ground, a large imprint on the wall behind.
>"Oops" she nervously chuckles.
"...Ouch..." you groan.
>With that, you pass out.

>Today was an xbox day.