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  1. [10:34] Mishie you wanted to talk about shit yesterday?
  2. [10:34] Mishie something about the ending for the fic
  3. [10:34] M|Werdz Oh
  4. [10:34] M|Werdz Yes
  5. [10:34] M|Werdz Right
  6. [10:34] M|Werdz Okay here's the pitch
  7. [10:34] M|Werdz Naruto and Sasuke fucking demolish Kumo in the finals
  8. [10:34] Mishie mhhhhm
  9. [10:35] M|Werdz And long story short, the other Kage are so pissed about their bullshit that Naruto and Gaara get outvoted, and none of them are promoted.
  10. [10:35] Mishie thing is though
  11. [10:35] Mishie that's the expected reaction
  12. [10:35] M|Werdz So we get back to Konoha for the epilogue scene, and Sasuke is throwing a hissy fit, bitching about how he's going to have to take the exams again and/or start a war with another country.
  13. [10:35] Mishie So you should just have Hinata be all "I guess we'll see you in three years then in Iwa"
  14. [10:35] Mishie "Ohgod"
  15. [10:35] M|Werdz Naruto is just sulking, looking through some paperwork, and Hinata is making tea.
  16. [10:36] Mishie Because you see
  17. [10:36] M|Werdz And all of the sudden Naruto finds this slip of paper on his desk
  18. [10:36] Mishie People expect them to not get promoted
  19. [10:36] M|Werdz Shut the fuck up Mishie I'm talking
  20. [10:36] Mishie fiine
  21. [10:36] Mishie hurry up nerd
  22. [10:36] M|Werdz Naruto finds this piece of paper on his desk that wasn't there before
  23. [10:36] Mishie mhm
  24. [10:36] M|Werdz And he gets this horribly betrayed look
  25. [10:36] M|Werdz And Hinata is just innocently making tea, being the perfect wife.
  26. [10:37] M|Werdz Naruto demands to know if she knew about the paper all along, she's silent, Sasuke asks what he's talking about.
  27. [10:37] M|Werdz Naruto looks up at Sasuke with the most devastated expression.
  28. [10:37] M|Werdz "I can just promote us to jonin instead."
  29. [10:37] M|Werdz Scene
  30. [10:37] M|Werdz Roll credits
  31. [10:37] Mishie fuck
  32. [10:37] Mishie I'm not sure which joke
  33. [10:37] Mishie Is dumber
  34. [10:37] M|Werdz INORITE
  35. [10:37] M|Werdz Ooooh
  36. [10:38] M|Werdz I have an even better idea
  37. [10:38] Mishie Hinata threatening the Kages with a repeat
  38. [10:38] Mishie Or
  39. [10:38] Mishie Jonin promotion
  40. [10:38] M|Werdz How about Hinata threatens them with a repeat
  41. [10:38] Mishie fuuuck
  42. [10:38] M|Werdz And they have an improptu Kage summit
  43. [10:38] Mishie wait
  44. [10:38] Mishie whynotboth
  45. [10:38] M|Werdz In which they decide Naruto and Sasuke are banned from future exams
  46. [10:38] Mishie Hinata threatens them
  47. [10:38] M|Werdz So then they're even MORE depressed because they think they'll never get past genin unless they start a war
  48. [10:38] M|Werdz BOOM
  49. [10:38] Mishie yeah
  50. [10:38] M|Werdz Perfect
  51. [10:39] Mishie obviously Sarada passed
  52. [10:39] Mishie Somehow Bolt as well
  53. [10:39] M|Werdz And probably Bolt, too.
  54. [10:39] M|Werdz Yeah.
  55. [10:39] Mishie And Naruto is just sulking on the trip back
  56. [10:39] Mishie With Hinata next to him pampering him
  57. [10:39] M|Werdz Bolt's being a shit
  58. [10:39] M|Werdz "Guess we know who the better shinobi is, huh dad?"
  59. [10:39] M|Werdz "Bolt I will fucking end you."
  60. [10:39] M|Werdz "What's that, genin?"
  61. [10:39] Mishie "Go patrol the Land of Fire"
  62. [10:39] M|Werdz "I KILLED A GODDESS, BOLT."
  63. [10:39] M|Werdz PFFFFT
  64. [10:39] Mishie "This is an order from your hokage"
  65. [10:39] Mishie "What part?"
  66. [10:39] M|Werdz "Wait, patrol which part?"
  67. [10:39] Mishie "All"
  68. [10:40] M|Werdz "ALL OF IT."
  69. [10:40] Mishie no
  70. [10:40] Mishie no
  71. [10:40] Mishie "Go patrol everything"
  72. [10:40] Mishie "Just"
  73. [10:40] M|Werdz PFFFFT
  74. [10:40] Mishie "Everything"
  75. [10:40] M|Werdz "Forever"
  76. [10:40] Mishie oh
  77. [10:40] Mishie ohshit
  78. [10:40] Mishie He builds it up
  79. [10:40] M|Werdz Hinata's trying to calm him down
  80. [10:40] M|Werdz "Just send him to his room, dear."
  81. [10:40] M|Werdz "NO"
  82. [10:40] M|Werdz "PATROL EVERYWHERE BUT YOUR ROOM"
  83. [10:40] Mishie "Since you're such an amazing shinobi, you've got a special S-Rank mission"
  84. [10:41] Mishie "The length is when I say you're not grounded anymore"
  85. [10:41] Mishie "Grounded for what?"
  86. [10:41] Mishie "TRYING TO TALK SHIT TO YOUR HOKAGE"
  87. [10:41] M|Werdz "SASUKE, PUT HIM IN KAGUYA'S DIMENSION. HE CAN PATROL THERE TOO."
  88. [10:41] Mishie "ALL OF THEM"
  89. [10:41] Mishie oh
  90. [10:41] Mishie ohshit
  91. [10:41] M|Werdz "TALK SHIT GET HIT, BOLT."
  92. [10:41] Mishie Himewari comes
  93. [10:41] Mishie And is all adorable
  94. [10:41] Mishie Patting her dad on the head
  95. [10:42] M|Werdz D'aaawwww
  96. [10:42] Mishie Saying that she'll love him even if he failed the exam
  97. [10:42] Mishie And he's just all ;3 with her
  98. [10:42] Mishie "How come she gets to say it!"
  99. [10:42] Mishie "Because she's adorable"
  100. [10:42] Mishie "Obviously"
  101. [10:42] M|Werdz Meanwhile, Sarada's creepin' on him.
  102. [10:42] Mishie mhm
  103. [10:42] M|Werdz "Y'know, since I'm a chunin now, I could... show you the ropes."
  104. [10:42] M|Werdz Hinata just rolls her eyes.
  105. [10:43] Mishie look
  106. [10:43] Mishie the best part
  107. [10:43] Mishie Would be Sasuke going all "I'm not leaving my niece alone with you ever"
  108. [10:43] Mishie Just for the double fuck you to Sarada
  109. [10:43] M|Werdz Heh
  110. [10:43] M|Werdz "What would Itachi think?"
  111. [10:44] Mishie "Dunno, he'd probably do whatever would torture you the most right?"
  112. [10:44] Mishie "Shit"
  113. [10:44] Mishie "Can't argue against that logic"
  114. [10:46] Mishie Because Sasuke does still have some minor Itachi issues
  115. [10:46] M|Werdz "Fine, do whatever you want. I'll just be avenging myself in the corner."
  116. [10:46] M|Werdz "You're such a fucking creep Sasuke oh my god."
  117. [10:46] Mishie Which thanks to years of bitching from Sakura, Sarada actually knows how to take advantage of
  118. [10:46] M|Werdz Oh man
  119. [10:46] M|Werdz Sarada knows that Naruto and Itachi are the only two people in the world that Sasuke respects
  120. [10:47] M|Werdz So since she can't be like Naruto, she starts acting like Itachi instead.
  121. [10:47] M|Werdz Cementing her place in his mind as Itachi's daughter.
  122. [10:47] Mishie [10:47] M|Werdz So since she can't be like Naruto, she starts acting like Itachi instead.
  123. [10:47] Mishie The thought enters her mind
  124. [10:48] Mishie And then she sees Bolt doing something stupid
  125. [10:48] Mishie "no"
  126. [10:48] Mishie "justno"
  127. [10:48] M|Werdz The bests parts about Naruto are the parts only Naruto can do
  128. [10:48] Mishie pretty much
  129. [10:48] M|Werdz The dashing good looks, the godlike power, etc.
  130. [10:51] Mishie pretty much
  131. [13:58] =-= M|Werdz is now known as Menace
  132. [15:00] Mishie So uh
  133. [15:00] Mishie I had the bestworst idea
  134. [15:00] Mishie For something for Sasuke to say
  135. [15:00] Menace Yeah?
  136. [15:00] Mishie Like
  137. [15:01] Mishie After Naruto does something stupid
  138. [15:01] Mishie And Sakura is looking over him
  139. [15:01] Mishie Sasuke is all "So this is how you honor my brothers memory? Getting together with Naruto after all these years"
  140. [15:01] Mishie "I always knew you had a thing for him"
  141. [15:02] Menace Uh
  142. [15:02] Menace That one fell a little flat
  143. [15:02] Mishie eh
  144. [15:02] Mishie Was mainly just Sasuke trying to be catty
  145. [15:02] Mishie After Naruto and Sakura constantly giving him shit
  146. [15:03] Menace Sure
  147. [15:03] Mishie \o/
  148. [15:03] Menace And then they immediately throw it back in his face
  149. [15:03] Mishie heh
  150. [15:03] Mishie ohwait
  151. [15:03] Mishie no
  152. [15:03] Mishie Sakura just deadpans "Yes Sasuke, obviously Naruto and I are sleeping together, and Hinata join in"
  153. [15:03] Mishie Cue Sarada walking in, turning around and walking away
  154. [15:04] Menace No, no.
  155. [15:04] Menace Sakura's like
  156. [15:04] Menace "Hinata's very open-minded, and you know there's plenty of Naruto to go around."
  157. [15:04] Mishie heh
  158. [15:04] Menace And Sarada's eyes go all sparkly
  159. [15:04] Mishie
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