Tsaranon and Unamazinganon Crossover

> a curious thing happened after the war with the griffons
> it all started when Chrys notified me that she could sense the presence of another creature in the caverns below Canterlot
> A search team was dispatched, supplies in tow
> a few days later, I was called from my quarters, and met eye to eye with another human
Yet another human? I suppose your name is Anonymous as well?
> "Unamazing Anonymous, how'd you know?"
> Sarcasm lined his lips as we discussed his coming to me
> "I was fighting through Tartarus, trying to get home"
That would make two humans I have met from Tartarus
> "You were in Tartarus too?"
I brought my army with me
> "Lucky bastard"
> at the end of it all, disrespect or not, I granted him a room to stay in the palace
> we went our separate ways after giving him instructions on how to find his room
> it was only after I had returned to my room that a ruckus had begun
> Not less than an hour spent in the castle, and he was causing problems
> I got up to investigate when a furious pounding came to my door
> "Tsar! Tsar! You gotta let me in!"
> I threw the door open and a terrified Unamazing launched himself into my room
> "It's Cadence, she's gone crazy"
> it had dawned on me that she had just entered her estrus season
> realizing that a sudden shock can bring a mare out of her hormone induced lust, I took hold of my musket
> not long after, Cadence came galloping to my room, she met me eye to eye
> I leveled my musket, and brought the hammer to full cock
Calm down now Cadence, I don't want to hurt you
> she got the message
> she hung her head in embarrassment at having lost control of herself, and slowly walked away
> the Unamazing anon eventually went back in search of his room, only to meet another of the Royal Family
> Celestia had just finished holding a session of the Council of Equestria, and was making her way to the gardens to relax when the other anon ran into her
> "Well hey there Celly!"
uhm...excuse me?
> she blushed slightly and averted her eyes
> "Oh, I'm so sorry, did that bother you? It's a force of habit, I used to call the Celestia from my Equestria Celly. I'll stop if you want?"
> Celestia did not acknowledge his offer, instead walking off, too flustered to continue the conversation
> unhindered by interruptions, the Unamazing Anon finally managed to find his room, where he slept incredibly soundly
> the next morning, he was still asleep when breakfast was served
> no matter what the servants tried, he could not be awoken, so we chose to leave him in bed
> this proved to be an amazing feat, as after breakfast a knock came at the door
> not so much a knock, as a knock down
> a boisterous pink pony broke down the front door, and bounced into the room
> I met her, and demanded an explanation
> "we're gonna have a party silly!"
A party? For what?
> "Well for your baby and the new human of course!"
> my daughter had been born no more than two days ago
> "It'll be a welcome to our world party!"
> she prattled off all the things we would do at the party
> at the end of it all, the castle would serve as the host house, but Pinkie would handle decorations and planning
> this would turn out to be the easier than I anticipated
> she wheeled in a large cannon, brightly decorated in yellows, blues, and pinks
> to my surprise, she fired the cannon inside the palace
> I was expecting destruction, but I received streamers, confetti, even party drinks and games
> truly, this mare was gifted
> Cannon fire from her self-proclaimed "party cannon"  lasted into the afternoon
> upon the afternoon silence, yet another explosion was heard, this one emanating from the court yard
> guards rushed past my room, and informed me of a pony magically appearing in the court yard
> she seemed as cheery as the pink one, and went by the name of shadowbright
> Chrys was sent to meet her, I was too deep into paperwork to greet her myself
> Apparently, a travel partner of the Unamazing Anon, she was thrilled to hear of his stay here, and was given the room he was staying in
> she wasted no time in running to go find him, and they mingled in his room for a while, before going to find me, and my precious little daughter
> the grey mare burst into my room, causing me to nearly lose track of my papers
> she immediately lept onto the bed, where Chrys and my daughter, Princess Winter, were laying
> she played with the little newborn, making faces and fiddling with her snout
> the whole scene would be capable of melting even the coldest of hearts
> after a while, the two went to explore the castle, and I lost track of them until the party that night
> the party was fairly childish in nature, sugary foods were laid on the tables, dancing, games such as pin the tail on the donkey
> I stood by Chrys's side the entire time, holding our daughter
> many came to fawn over her, other still were baffled by how exactly a human and a changeling could give birth to a pony
> after a while, I noticed that someone was missing, Princess Luna
> I told Chrysalis of the missing guest, and I asked if I could go and make sure she was alright
> Chrys took Winter from me, and allowed me to leave to Luna's room
> Luna sat quietly in her room, and jumped slightly when I entered
Is everything alright, Princess?
> "Oh yes, everything is fine. I'm just making sure the night runs smoothly"
> her words were reassuring, but her eyes told me they were lies
The party is childish anyway. How about a little drink? I heard the cellar has a new stock of mead ready that I've been dying to try
> an overwhelming look of relief came onto her face at this offer
> "yes, I think I would like that"
> None of the princesses were drinkers, but I knew that she needed the company
> we made our way to the wine cellar, and I went in search of the honey wine
> Luna sat herself at the table, bearing herself happily
> I returned with the wine, and poured us both a glass
> the liquid was slightly thicker than normal wine, and clear, save for a slight greenish tint
> it went down smoothly, a rich sweetness graced my lips, only the slightest hint of alcohol could be tasted
> Luna and I talked casually, the first time I had ever witnessed her not wearing a royal demeanor
It's quite an amazing feat, being able to summon the night
> she blushed slightly
> "It was quite difficult at first. Celestia actually had to help me for quite a few years until I could do it myself. That's how I got this."
> she shifted herself over to reveal her flank, a crescent moon on a night sky graced her coat
I have always adored the night. The silent serenity and calm stillness were always a welcome relief from the hectic chaos of events that go on during the day
> she blushed again, and I poured her another glass
 > "was leading Equestria difficult while we were in Tartarus?"
Not to offend you or insult your sister, but the government was ill prepared for the loss of its leaders. The nobles quarreled with each other, and at the same time, the peasantry rose in revolution, searching for a republic. Once I had been voted in by the nobles, I defeated the rebels, and established the Council of Equestria, where the peasantry have the ability to be represented fully.
> "sounds like it was quite difficult"
Inefficiencies were the most difficult. Unpaid taxes, obstinate nobles who refused to recognize crown authority. In the end, I straightened it all out, and now Equestria is more prosperous than it ever was.
> "You certainly have done quite a bit to improve our society"
> we poured ourselves more mead, and toasted to Equestria, among other things
> we continued until the glass had been emptied. I was feeling a tad under the influence
> Luna appeared to not be as clear headed as I
Luna, I must say, your mane is beautiful
> "Do you really think so?"
it is as gorgeous and awesome as the night sky itself
> she blushed, even more heavily than before
I'll be honest Luna. When Nightmare moon came-
> "I hate that cursed mare"
Yes, well, when she came, and you sacrificed yourself, it was painful to see you go. Before I met Chrys, and the universe had been rebuilt, I had been heartbroken. My wife from the past, Rarity, hadn't returned her love as she had before, and I had no one. I was longing to feel what I had once more, with Rarity, and I found it in you.
> "what are you saying?"
There once was a time where I had considered you being at the party right now, holding my child. before I met Chrys, I held feelings for you. I still do to a certain degree.
> she stared deep into my eyes for a moment, calculating her response
> "I would be lying if I didn't say that I felt the same"
> we stared at each other for a moment, and she dove at me
> she took hold of me over the table, grabbing onto me and forcing her lips onto mine
> I offered no resistance
> the moment was something of a relief
> in this kiss were both of our pent up emotion
> the question of what could have been answered at last
> for a brief instant, my passion for Luna returned, and I felt myself falling into the kiss, almost embracing it
> and all too soon, the kiss ended, and with it, my feelings for Luna
> we stood motionless for a few moments, trying to determine just how we both felt about that moment
> we stared into each other's eyes, before I broke the gaze
> I returned to my room in silence, unsure of quite what to do
> I resolved to wait for the alcohol to run its course, before I returned to the party
>  during the time, I couldn't take my mind off of the moment
> there was no denying that I enjoyed it, an explosion of long repressed emotion finally released
> but I have a wife now, I can't just toss her aside like that
> the alcohol burned off, and I returned
> Chrys immediately sensed something amiss
> her ability to read my emotions told her all she needed to know
> "Tsar, what happened?"
> I tensed, but realized the inevitability of having to tell about it
Luna and I went into the cellar and had a glass of mead. We talked, and had a good time, but I let it be known to her that I once held feelings for her. She told me she felt the same, and our lips met briefly. I'm so sorry Chrys
> Chrys did not seem the least bit perturbed, and it seemed she could tell that I was genuinely apologetic.
> "Do not let anything come of this"
Of course not, you are my wife and I love you dearly. I would never let anything take that away from me
> "then all is forgiven"
> the party went on, Unamazing and Shadowbright played and laughed. Chrys and I sat with our baby, talking with guests and having fun as well
> By the end of the party, we all went to bed
> the next day I had to catch up on paperwork
> the Unamazing Anonymous had decided that his stay had to be payed for in some way
> he demanded he join me in my work
> I handed him a stack of requests, expenditure charts, and other various papers
> he groaned
> "Why did it have to be paperwork?"
Because this is a government
> he went through the papers in complete silence
> he chimed when he felt satisfied with his work
> "Done!"
> I took the papers and looked through them
> his math was correct, which was a relief to me, calculating expenditures and taxation was always my least favorite part
> his methods of deciding which requests are approved and denied, however, left me wondering
Tell me, Anon. Why do you think it's a good idea that the griffons be allowed uninhibited access to our resources?
> "because you're a benevolent ruler who only wants everyone to be happy?"
> I ignored the question
I cannot afford to give a nation that is on such poor terms with me my resources
> I went through and redid all the request forms
> among his mistakes were allocating 20,000 bits to the military, a request asking that minotaurs must lose one horn so that they can fit in better with unicorns, and enforcing meats to be served in schools
> after that, I had learned to hand him only the math
> he and I worked until around mid-day
> we finished earlier than I had expected, and he was glad to finally be done with it
> "how about we catch some lunch, math makes me hungry"
> despite his lack of finesse, I was growing attached to him
> we went to the dining hall, and the servants tended to us
> "Wow, man! These guys would even zip your fly for you if you wanted them too!"
wait until you see the chefs
> and he was thoroughly surprised when from the kitchen poured a train of dishes
> meats, pastries, potatoes, sea food, everything anyone would ever want to eat came from the kitchen
> he sat, jaw dropped, trying to comprehend the feast laid out before him
> "What should I try first!?"
> before I could answer, he had took hold of a number of foods and began to ferociously devour them
> Shadowbright and Chrys had joined us
> Shadowbright ate with a much less beastly demeanor, but she was still enthusiastic
> the Unamazing anon spoke, mouth still half filled with mashed potatoes and cuts of beef
> "Hey, Tsar, buddy, how come the changeling isn't eating?"
She doesn't eat physical food. She lives off of my love.
> he shrugged and continued to scarf down his meal
> after the meal, we spent the day outside, playing in the open fields
> come evening, we returned to eat our supper, which the Unamazing anon ate with no less passion than lunch
> we settled in for a calm night, and fell to sleep
> come morning, the Unamazing Anonymous and Shadowbright had vanished
> no trace of their departure, and no guards report them leaving during the night
> I sighed, another companion lost