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- "I already told all I know, Luna."
- >The blue alicorn paced across the palace's marble floors.
- >"There MUST be something else you can remember? Anything at all past "A bright flash and a splitting headache"
- "There was also a blue arse in my face."
- >"Can you drop that already!" The princess squawked in indignation "It was your fault for entering our dimension through my shower!"
- >You chuckled.
- >"Anon, sometimes I wonder if you had control over your arrival. Of all times to be find yourself suddenly in Equestria, it had to be in my shower. While I was showering. I only use that shower-"
- "Once in a full moon?"
- >"OUT!"
- >You were ushered out of the room by a wall of angry blue magic.
- "Okay, okay!" You say, trying to free yourself from the magic holding onto you "Bloody hell she's feisty. Not that I find anything wrong with women like that"
- >"STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF" Luna's irritated voice came from the other room
- >Either side of you was two guards.
- >The heat was sweltering today, you could see the sweat trailing down the guards' faces and bodies.
- >Great beach weather, you tell yourself.
- >Unfortunately these ponies, clad in their fur, aren't accustomed to such high temperatures.
- "Righto mates, I'm going down to the bottle-o. You guys look in dire need of a drink anyway"
- >The guards didn't answer, as per the rules.
- >You leaned over towards the stallion.
- "Ey, m8. 'Magine you'll just have a regular amber fluid"
- >You strolled over to the other side of the large double doors to the mare guard.
- "Suppose something a little lighter for the sheila, ey? Think they have those little girly alcopops"
- >A crimson hue spread across the mare's face and she looked like she had a hard time keeping a straight face.
- >You couldn't tell if she trying not to laugh or not to yell at you.
- >Not that it made much of a difference.
- "Back in a sec" You say in farewell, shoving your hands into your short's pockets.
- >You pushed open the doors of the liquor store.
- >The cashier was sprawled across the register, uselessly fanning himself with a pamphlet.
- >When he saw you, he perked up immediately.
- >Gotta show respect to his best customer, after all.
- >"Good day!" He said in an imitation of your accent.
- "G'day, mate." You replied simply "How's the biz?"
- >"Ah, slow today... Which is good, really... This heat is sapping me of my energy to do anything"
- "Strewth, buncha soft cunts you ponies are."
- >"I... Ah. I know it might be normal where you come from but can we keep the languag-"
- "It's just a bit of banter, mate. Ease up"
- >Leaving the register, you made your way to the fridges.
- >Putting a finger to your chin in thought, you pondered what to buy.
- >Ah, who're kidding you're gonna get the goon sack.
- >Pulling the doors open, you grabbed the cheapest box wine on the fridge's shelf.
- >Underneath was a half litre bottle beer of some pony bastardization of a beer brand.
- >You tucked your box wine under your arm and closed the fridge.
- >You heard the door of the bottle shop open.
- >Looking over, you saw a light purple pony wander in.
- >"Ah, Berry Punch. The usual?" The cashier greeted her.
- >"You know me, sweet cheeks" She responded, winking at the stallion.
- >You didn't pay much attention.
- >Now, that alchopop for the mare... Hmm.
- >Her cutie mark was a shield being penetrated by a sword.
- >You'd penetrate her shield any day.
- >"Planning on drinking with some friends I see." You hear a female voice.
- "Yeah. Nah. Don't know 'em" You said without turning, not like you needed to "Say, what's a good alchopop?"
- >"Don't know, never drink the stuff. It's a colt's drink"
- "Guns don't drink"
- >"But for you, I'd suggest that one. It's like a lemonade."
- "Thanks, sheila"
- >"But you know, if you're looking for something harder..."
- "I'm plenty hard, thanks though" You cut her off, taking the drink from the fridge "Toodles"
- >You left her there, making your way to the cashier.
- >"See you met Mrs Punch there." The cashier sighed tiredly.
- "Yeeeah. Bit of a dog, aint she?" You respond, depositing your items on the counter.
- >"Mhmm. Every day hits on customers, lotta them feel uncomfortable"
- "Righto. Sounds a lot like whinging"
- >The cashier merely sighed, and scanned your items.
- >"Twenty bits" He said, picking up his pamplet again.
- "Eighteen's all I've got"
- >"Whatever"
- "Cheer's" You say, dumping the bits on the register and carrying your loot off into the hot sun.
- >Arriving back at the palace gates, you saw the two guards glance at you twice.
- >Once with no noticeable reaction.
- >Then twice with a sign of slight relief that you had brought drinks.
- "Right. So."
- >You looked at both the ponies, they didn't seem to be moving very much.
- "Oh, come on. It's just one drink"
- >Still no sign of movement.
- "Crikey, not sure how they got sticks THAT size up there. Come on, mates. You know, this is part of me culture. And frankly I'm feeling a little bit offended you aren't taking part."
- >You watched them carefully, looking for how they reacted.
- "Now. I'm sure the blue girl in there wouldn't care much, as I give her a bit of shit now and again. But what would Celestia say, catching you two not honouring this very sacred action?"
- >The stallion looked over to his female counterpart.
- "Righto, that's a yes then. Get that inya."
- >You handed the beer to the stallion and the alchopop to the mare, who both hesitantly took them.
- >As you pulled the top off your winebox, you missed the two guards swap drinks.
- >You pulled the sack out of the box, tossing it.
- >Flipping the top off, you sculled at least a quarter of the four litre sack.
- >The two ponies simply watched in astonishment.
- "Well? What're waiting for? I don't want to be the only one getting smashed on palace grounds"
- >You watched the two ponies hesitantly lift their drinks to their lips.
- "Onya, cunts. Get that inya" You encouraged, before draining more of the wine from the sack "Wait... did you guys switch?"
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