Kaibutsu Oujo Ch 72 English Script

Kaibutsu Oujo Ch 72 English Script
By /a/non
January 10th, 2011

Dialogue are separated and arranged in reading order
Text in brackets are comments, suggestions, notes, etc.
Text in parentheses are smaller text

Hm = Hime
Hi = Hiro
Re = Reiri
Ri = Riza
Na = Nakua

Sh = Sherwood
Ow = Owl

Page numbers are aligned with Share chapter page numbers.

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Hi:	Let's see, I saw it
	three days ago...

Hi:	I woke up in the middle of the night
	and started walking towards the kitchen to drink some water

Hi:	That's when I saw something like a white piece
	of cloth pass right before me

Hi:	What was that?
	When I went after it to check it,

Hi:	I found

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Hi:	a long line of white shadows
	walking in the hall...!

Hi:	They disappeared into the wall
	as if they were absorbed---...

Ow:	Hoot hoot
	What did those ghosts
Hi:	I didn't say that they were...
Ow:	What did those *ghosts* 	[bold]
	look like?

Hi:	Umm...Speaking of which,
	they were carrying some big wood pillars...

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Ow:	It is death
	From what Hiro said,
	he must have seen his own death...!

Hi:	Huh...!?
Ow:	Hiro...Did you actually see a coffin instead of wood pillars?
Hi:	Well...I don't remember
Ow:	If it was a coffin,

Ow:	then I think you saw a "midnight funeral procession," which has been seen at certain places in Japan
Hi:	Funeral procession?
Ow:	Precisely.  If you should accidentally catch a glimpse...

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Top:	Go to page 12 for the new OAD "Princess Deserted Island"!! 	[you can omit this, of course]
Chapter 72	Princess Scary Stories
Ow:	then they will carry out your funeral very close to you...!

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Ri:	Keh
	Boring
	Hiro's a blood warrior, so he can't die
Ow:	I was merely suggesting a possibility
Ri:	What a suspicious owl (are you an owl or a hawk?)
Ow:	Hm...!
[The joke here is the fact that the word for "hawk" is homonymous to the first-person pronoun for older men, which the owl uses.]

Ow:	How rude!
	I was requested to come here all the way from the kingdom!
	If you'll excuse me
Hm:	Professor

Hm:	Please don't say that.  Could we just have a little more of your time?
	We need to understand this threat
Ow:	Well, if your highness insists...

Ri:	There's no threat...
	Everyone's just too tired, saw stuff
	and got worked up, right?
	It's nothing to invite a know-it-all professor for
Re:	Lots of strange phenomenon are happening, you know

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Hm:	We don't know what that is...
	However,
	we are certainly under the threat of something

Hm:	We must find out what that is...!

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Ri:	---Then, I'll go next
	I don't think it's that important, though
	I think it was last Thursday...

Ri:	When I was just about to open the door after coming back from school,
	there was a rumbling sound in the ground

Ri:	I thought that this might be bad,
	so I started to get far away from the mansion.  That's when...

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Ri:	!?
	The ground ripped in half...!

Re:	How is that unimportant at all?
	If the ground ripped in half, then there should be an uproar
Ow:	Hoot hoot
Ri:	Shut up, don't interrupt me

Ri:	Then,
	from within the crack,

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Ri:	I felt a fierce stare right below me
	It's like it was staring right up my skirt...!

Ri:	I got pissed off, so I was going to kick it,

Ri:	but I dropped my bike keys and the eye disappeared

Ri: When I frantically tried to stick my hand in,

Ri:	the crack completely disappeared...!

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Re:	...Then?
Ri:	No, that's all
Re:	Huh?
Ri:	I don't know what I'm saying, but I don't know what happened either!

Ri:	So I think I had a daydream,
	and dropped my keys in the grass (but I still haven't found it)
Re:	That's why you said that it's not important... (I see)
Ow:	"Signs of the apocalypse"...
Ri:	What!?

Ow:	Ho ho
	From what you said, Riza...
	There is a high possibility that it is a "big pale blue monster"

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Ow:	It is a giant organism that can be hundreds of meters long
	It is a bug that hates light, lives underground, and consumes any source of carbohydrates
	Any planet on which this bug appears has been said to be doomed
	It is even more dangerous than the sand worms of the kingdom

Ri:	So the earthquake and rumbling was made by the bug?
Ow:	Isn't that so?
Ri:	How can I believe that? (don't give me that!)
Ow:	I belive I've said that I'm merely suggesting a possibility

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Ow:	I am chasing after the truth
	with no preconceptions!

Ow:	Is that not my mission?
	Searching for an explanation that does not contradict with the facts...
	On the other hand, you have denied the reality you have faced and invented a story about daydreaming
	Now, which one is faithful towards reality?
Re:	He's right ♪
Ri:	This makes me pissed...

Hm:	...In any case, let's continue the investigation

Hm:	We will
	be in for a long night...

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Sa:	I've made some tea
	Have you dimmed the lights to talk about scary stories?
Hm:	Yea
	The professor said that he likes dark places more
Sa:	Professor?

Sa:	Oh, you're so cute, you white owl
	Is this a stuffing?

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Hm:	...That's right
	Have you felt anything strange about the mansion recently, Sawawa?

Sa:	Uh...
	Other than things disappearing from the fridge?
Ow:	...
Ri:	That's pretty strange too

Sa:	About one month ago,
	I heard a creepy voice while I was sleeping
Hm:	...Let us hear it

Sa:	Like Hiro's room, my room is also in the basement,
	but it's right next to the stairs---

==========Page 16==========

:	Arrival in 13 days...

Sa:	---That's what I heard
	I wondered what it was,
	but I fell asleep again because I was so sleepy

Sa:	The following night, I heard "Arrival in 12 days"
	I thought that it was strange when I heard it

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Sa:	The next day, I heard "11 days"
	Then, the steadily growing voice said, "10 days"...

Sa:	There's 13 steps on the stairs that lead to the basement
	I wonder if something is coming towards me, one step per day...

Ri:	I've heard that story before
Ow:	Ho ho, I'm sure that
	you'll die in 13 days
Ri:	...Huh?

Sa:	Wow, you can talk?
Ow:	Call me professor, well-endowed maid
Ri:	What happened to acting as a stuffed animal!? (hey)

Hi:	Wait, you said that my sister is going to get killed...
Ow:	Correct
	The voice belonged to---

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Ow: a time assassin, who's issuing his warning
:	Time...?

Ow:	They're merciless agents who issue warnings before their hit
Ri:	Wait, isn't giving a warning strange?

Ow:	It is not strange at all.  What about time bombs?
	They show the time left until the bomb explodes, right?
	Is that not the norm?
Ri:	Kuh...That doesn't sound right...

Re:	But, Sawawa,
	you say that it happened a month ago, right?
Ow:	Huh?
Sa:	Yes
Re:	What happened in the end?

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Sa:	Oh yes, after 13 days,

Sa:	I heard they say, "we've safely arrived"
	and "good work"!
	I breathed a sigh of relief
	because they safely arrived...

Ri:	What? Nothing else?
Re:	But the voices are still a mystery
Ri:	Didn't she just dream about it?
Re:	That's all you've talked about, bitch...
Ri:	What?

Re:	...Now it's my turn
	It's a really simple story,
	but it's only one with physical harm

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Re:	There has been someone
	who has been moving my coffin while I'm sleeping
	Last week, my coffin was displaced 30 centimeters while I was asleep

Ri:	Your sleeping posture is just bad
Re:	Quiet
Ri:	Your coffin was in the funeral procession that the owl talked about...
Re:	Can you please not make jokes in bad taste?

Ri:	...So
	that's all?
Re:	That's enough
Ri:	How?

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Re:	My coffin is carefully positioned
	To move it without telling me...!

Re:	No, that's not all
	No one can say that my coffin was the only thing that was touched which I was sleeping...!

Re:	That's enough physical harm
Ri:	Intruder, huh...
	I can't smell anything though...
Ow:	Ho ho
	You are being targeted by a nasty fellow
Ri:	...What is it now?

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Ow:	There is no doubt that it was the work of the shoggoth, which has existed since ancient times and is said to be the source of life on Earth
	They can seep into anything, be it the room or the coffin, as long as there is the slightest crack
Ri:	You didn't listen about anything except being touched, huh!

Flandre:	Fuga
Hm:	Did that remind you of something?

Flandre:	Fuga
			Fuga
Ow:	...

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Hm:	"The whole mansion has been tilted 0.3 degrees to the East"...?
Flandre:	Fuga
Re:	Huh...
Hi:	Then it moved on its own!?
Ri:	Oh...

Hm:	I see, so this has been causing my headaches
	My sense of balance has been off...

Re:	Please wait
	My room is also in the basement, right?

Re:	If the mansion was tilted,
	then where was it tilted...?

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Sh:	This is a pretty big investigation,
	oneesama
	Wasn't it just the work of ghosts?

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Ow:	Your highness,
	we have investigated various places,
	but there was no sign of soil liquefaction

Hm:	Then what's causing it...
Re:	If the entire hill isn't tilting,
	then it's a mystery
Ri:	Is it possible for the whole hill to be tilted?
Re:	I'm merely suggesting a possibility  ♪

Hi:	Wait...

Hi:	Hey...
	That's it

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Ri:	...Is this the line you talked about?
Hi:	Yea...
Ri:	It really exists?

Re:	Exists? It looks like an illusion...
Ri:	Don't worry about the details!
Hm:	They're really holding pillars...

Ri:	Where are they heading?
Re:	That's the way to the spider woman's shrine...
:	...

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Ri:	They disappear in front of the shrine...
	as if they enter it

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Ri:	Hey, Nakua, come out
	Nakua!

Hi:	Riza, you should offer something...
Ri:	Like we can do that right now

Ri:	Are you there?

Ri:	Wh-...

Ri:	What is
	this...!?

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Re:	I can't come in
	Good luck, everyone

Sh:	Wow
	So this is the territory of an evil god

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Hi:	There's some noise
	Like someone's knocking something...

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Hm:	This is...!

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Na:	It's a bridge

Ri:	Nakua,
	what's this?
Na:	How rude of you to come into my territory without asking

Ow:	Nakua?
	Could you be the goddess Atalach-Nacha?
Na:	What do you want?

Hm:	What are you doing here?
Na:	What a foolish question, princess of monsters
	As you can see, we are building a bridge
Hm:	A bridge...Why?
Na:	It has nothing to do with you

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Hm:	It does have to do with us
	Your construction has tilted our mansion
	There has been other effects as well
Na:	What...?
:	The supplies will come in 13 days
:	We'll check in every day

Na:	That's not supposed to happen
	This is a space separated from the other world
	Hey, foreman

Na:	...Ah, so that's how it is
:	...
:	...
Na:	Come here

Na:	Sorry
	It seems like one of our workers
	ate a part of the space fence

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Na:	This guy

:	!!

==========Page 38==========

Ri:	Wh-...
	What is this...!?

Ow:	Oh yes, this is it.  A big pale blue monster
Ri:	Huh?
	Then the thing I saw was this!?

Sh:	Well, it might even be bigger than the sand worm
Francesca:	Fuga

==========Page 39==========

Ri:	Wait
	Did you say that this thing can destroy planets?
Ow:	Yes, it is a dangerous species
Na:	How rude
	We're using him to dig now
Ri:	...Huh?

:	ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR
Ri:	Wah!

Spiders:	HISSS

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:	ROAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

:	ARRRRRRRRRRR
Na:	He goes berserk once in a while,
	but we have him under control, so don't worry
SFX:	bite
		crunch
		rip
		bite

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Na:	But it's true that it has damaged the other world
	Sorry
	We'll take responsbility
	and fix the part that's connected with the other world
	Then, excuse me

Ow:	It's her instinct,
	your highness
	Just like foxes and scorpions

Ow:	That evil god is a specimen of a great group that has existed since ancient times
	According to the ancient scrolls, the life's pursuit of that evil god has been

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Ow:	building a bridge---...

Ow:	Her goal is to build a bridge between the real world and the world of the evil gods,
	also known as the dream world, right before the end of the world
Hm:	What a plain hobby. But...

Hm:	this bridge seems to have taken a while to build
Ow:	It has been under construction for hundreds of years
Ri:	Hundreds!?

Ri:	I don't understand the point of this
Hi:	...
	---After this,
	I heard that

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Hi:	Hime talked to her about it
Hm:	Nakua

Hm:	Why don't I treat you to a meal
	I had Sawawa make some sweets

Na:	Why not

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Hm:	About the bridge,
Na:	That's not on the grounds of the mansion
	There shouldn't be any problems from now on
Hm:	Not that
	Is it still going to take a while?

Na:	...
	I'll just say that we're rushing towards the end

Na:	It has
	nothing to do with phoenixes, though
Hi:	---She faintly smiled as she finished saying that