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- >Normal day in Equestria.
- >You are black-faced black Anon.
- >That’s right. Double the blackness.
- >You walk to the kitchen and warm up some leftover fried chicken and wadduhmeln.
- >Man…you luh dis shiet.
- >You look at your mail on the floor in front of the door.
- Les’ see…”Grape Soda Reader”, “How to Play Sports to Make White Peoples Seem Like They Tryin’”, Equestrian Welfare Program.
- >Welfare time.
- Shiiiieeeet.
- >You tear open the letter and breathe in dat sweet money smell.
- >Dis day gon’ be good.
- >You try to finish your meal, but then a knock at the door.
- Mannnnn….cain’t a brudda eat himself some food?
- >You open the door to see a burning, wooden, lower-case “T”.
- >AWWW HELL NAW.
- >Fluttershy comes from behind it dressed in a white robe and hood.
- >Really?
- Naw really….is dis mare serious?
- >The pegasus walks up to you and removes her hood.
- >”A-are ghosts that set fire to lowercase letters in the latter-half of the alphabet your fetish, Nig Anon?
- >Man.
- >You ‘bout had it wit dese crazy ponys.
- Nah, Fluttuh. It ain’t!
- >You feel a searing power soar inside y’alls stomach.
- >You erupt in anger.
- >”W-well…”
- >You cut her off with a thunderous howl of loud, rhythmic chanting.
- COON, COON ... Black Baboon ...
- >She’s shocked.
- Brutal, worthless, thieving GOON...
- Often High, Thrives in Jail. His welfare check is in the mail.
- Some 40 offspring have been had,
- Not one will ever call me dad.
- And yet I holler day and night:
- "I blames dese ponys fo my plight,
- It's dem spreads trash all round my shack...
- It's dem what makes me smoke dis crack.
- Dey push my kind to burn and loot, an sends de po-lice dat we shoot ...
- >Fluttershy is on the gorund trembling at your primal African shouting.
- >The slobber slings from your lips as a sadistic smile emerges.
- But inch by inch we takin' hold; like when the white bread starts to mold...
- >She’s begging you to stop.
- I'll overrun yo home and soon...
- >She pisses herself.
- DEY BE ONLY FIT FO DE BLACKASSED COON
- >Fluttershy faints in a pool of her urine.
- Fuckin’ right, nigga.
- >You go inside to enjoy your meal.
- >Fuckin’ bitch ass Fluttuhshy.
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