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[08:15]*Luciferiana waves
[08:15]<Urp!> Hi Luci
[08:15]<Luciferiana> very quiet tonight. oh well
[08:15]<Luciferiana> hi urp
[08:15]<Luciferiana> how's you?
[08:16]<Urp!> 6 out of 10.
[08:16]<Urp!> Yourself?
[08:16]<Luciferiana> make it an 8 at least :/
[08:17]<Urp!> What does :/ mean?
[08:17]<Urp!> 8 is good.
[08:17]<Luciferiana> im a bit sleepy but remembered to claim my daily pres
[08:17]<Luciferiana> its an expression = :/
[08:18]<Urp!> It means your colon has been slashed, yes?
[08:18]<Luciferiana> for the life of my i cant articulate it
[08:18]<Urp!> Sounds awful.
[08:18]<Luciferiana> me*
[08:19]<Luciferiana> indeed. poor colon
[08:19]<Urp!> You live in NorCal, right?
[08:19]<Luciferiana> SoCal. why?
[08:20]<Urp!> Just wondering.
[08:20]<Urp!> Most of North America is in bed.
[08:20]<PrincessTanya> some of us are not
[08:21]<Anyu> LUUUUCCCIII!!!! I'M HOOOMMMEEE!!! <3
[08:21]<Urp!> Most. Not all.
[08:21]<Luciferiana> my laptop is slowly dying. ugh
[08:21]<mano ranjith> what is neutral occupying force on a mine
[08:21]<WarBoy-> ily tanya!
[08:21]<mano ranjith> ?
[08:21]<Luciferiana> hi tanya
[08:21]<WarBoy-> ily luci!
[08:21]<Anyu> ha ha
[08:21]<WarBoy-> ily anyu!
[08:21]<madmano> someone who is not ur friend or enemy is occupying
[08:21]<PrincessTanya> ily?
[08:22]<Anyu> awhh!! *blush*
[08:22]*WarBoy- puts the drinks away XD
[08:22]<Luciferiana>  welcome home, anyu
[08:22]<Anyu> ha ha
[08:22]<mano ranjith> thanks mano
[08:22]<Urp!> It means a player form an alliance who your alliance has no NAP or confed with is occupying.
[08:22]<mano ranjith>
[08:22]<Luciferiana> ily more, wb!
[08:22]<WarBoy-> yay
[08:22]<WarBoy-> lol
[08:22]<PrincessTanya> no you don't Warboy...you defriended me
[08:22]<Anyu> ha ha...
[08:22]<mano ranjith> can we fing night diamond anywhere ?
[08:22]<Anyu> he loves me more. ;D
[08:22]<WarBoy-> i defriended most people
[08:22]<WarBoy-> haha
[08:22]<madmano> nope
[08:22]<WarBoy-> sammie got lucky i missed her name
[08:22]<PrincessTanya> ok Anyu...he is yours...not my type
[08:23]<mano ranjith> why ?
[08:23]<Anyu> she's not on. >:P
[08:23]<WarBoy-> my buddy list was to big
[08:23]<Urp!> GC was too slow before. Now it is too fast.
[08:23]<Luciferiana> ok where were we? my laptop froze and i got distracted
[08:23]<madmano> still no one found it,it is a kinda discovery or mystery
[08:23]<mano ranjith> i see
[08:23]<mano ranjith>
[08:24]<Anyu> Luci!! add me pweese??
[08:24]<Luciferiana> why arent you in bed, urp? and especially you, wb >_<
[08:24]*Luciferiana adds Anyu
[08:24]<Anyu>
[08:24]<Urp!> I'm a grown ass man. I do what I want.
[08:24]<Luciferiana> oh! friend list. brb
[08:24]<Anyu> because they're busy nuggling me! <3
[08:24]<Anyu> ha ha
[08:24]<Anyu> huggling* ha ha ha ha
[08:24]<mano ranjith> does puzzlelogic illy gems has location for all gems in illy
[08:24]<PrincessTanya> Anyu becareful about Luci...she is nice and all but sometimes Epidemic sits her and says dumb things
[08:24]<Anyu> <3
[08:25]*Anyu *nuzzles Luci.. shares chocolate*
[08:25]<madmano> not sure
[08:25]<madmano> i dont use it
[08:25]<Anyu> lol... I get along with Epi
[08:25]<WarBoy-> im alittle not tired luci i got other things keeping me up
[08:25]<WarBoy->
[08:25]<mano ranjith> who updates those ?
[08:25]*Luciferiana takes a bite and brings out stash
[08:25]<Anyu> yeah.. he has a kick stand.
[08:25]<PrincessTanya> most of us do not though Anyu
[08:25]<madmano> mogul
[08:25]<WarBoy-> lmao
[08:25]<madmano> he changed his name
[08:25]<WarBoy-> personal
[08:25]<Anyu> ')
[08:26]<Anyu>
[08:26]<mano ranjith> oh..
[08:26]<WarBoy-> well it was
[08:26]<Urp!> I don't hate Epi, Tanya. He is just aggressively dumb sometimes.
[08:26]<WarBoy-> lol
[08:26]<Anyu> well.. I must not be on when lots of peoples don't get along with him.. cuz I haven't seen anyone else having issues.. but maybe I was asleep too..
[08:26]<WarBoy-> +1 for urp
[08:26]<Anyu> I want my bike back
[08:26]<Anyu> the kick stand was great!
[08:26]<Anyu> I wouldn't fall.
[08:26]<PrincessTanya> Anyu...ask Captain Kindly
[08:27]*Luciferiana prefers riding a bike with kickstand
[08:27]<WarBoy-> thats what they make hands for
[08:27]<Anyu> I get along with CK too!
[08:27]<Urp!> Epi can be confrontational, Anyu. But I don't think he's a bad person or anything.
[08:27]<Luciferiana> lez go bike riding, anyu
[08:27]<PrincessTanya> well he does not prefer Epidemic
[08:27]<Anyu> YES!! through the chocolate fields!
[08:27]<Luciferiana> and gingerbread houses
[08:27]<Anyu> I steal his lap and he doesn't kick me out.. so all's good for me
[08:28]*Anyu *glances at WB* bike ride?
[08:28]<WarBoy-> good night all
[08:28]<WarBoy-> maby later anyu
[08:28]<Luciferiana> epi does like to stir the pot
[08:28]<Anyu> nooo..
[08:28]<Luciferiana> buhbye wb
[08:28]<Anyu> come with Luci and I!
[08:28]<Anyu> we'll dip the ginger bread in the chocolate and nom away..
[08:28]<Anyu> where's the icecream?!
[08:28]<Urp!> Night WB
[08:28]<PrincessTanya> if he ever comes to Hawai'i...I am going to get some Hawai'ian surfer boys to beat him up
[08:29]<Luciferiana> yes! we gonna explore them chocolate fields
[08:29]<Luciferiana> :O aaaaak
[08:29]<wandermist> lol Tanya
[08:29]<Urp!> Do you live in Hawaii, Tanya?
[08:29]<Luciferiana> ice cweeeeeeaaam!
[08:29]<Luciferiana> she does
[08:29]<PrincessTanya> aloha Wander
[08:29]<wandermist> Aloha Tanya
[08:29]<Urp!> Which island?
[08:29]<PrincessTanya> Wander...you know how territorial those surfer gangs can be
[08:29]<PrincessTanya> lots of fights
[08:29]<wandermist> Yup
[08:30]<Urp!> They hate haoles.
[08:30]<PrincessTanya> the Big Island Urp
[08:30]<Urp!> Nice - my cousin lives on the big island.
[08:30]<PrincessTanya> Urp...they will beat up Epidemic just cuz
[08:30]<wandermist> Yup
[08:30]<PrincessTanya> lol
[08:31]<wandermist> Some places on our island too
[08:31]<Urp!> I have only been to Oahu and Kauai.
[08:31]<Luciferiana> ive only been to Honolulu
[08:31]<PrincessTanya> well I have heard the Oahu boys are the worst
[08:31]<Urp!> I would like to move to Hawaii, though. Anyone wanna give me a job?
[08:31]<Luciferiana> but nice driving around for a day tho
[08:32]<Urp!> Any island will do.
[08:32]<Luciferiana> me too! but expensive to live there
[08:32]<Urp!> Well, not the one that was a leper colony and has no people on it.
[08:32]<wandermist> Well... If yah make it to the Big Island you'll see Tanya, if Maui.. Me
[08:32]<PrincessTanya> Urp that is what I did...course I got the job first
[08:32]<Luciferiana> so you're not originally from hawaii?
[08:32]<PrincessTanya> me?
[08:32]<Anyu> Luci.. looks like it's just you and I.. because.... I don't think WB is safe on a bike.. we might need a roller cart to hook him up to us.. ;D
[08:33]<Luciferiana> yes
[08:33]<PrincessTanya> no...Los Gatos, California
[08:33]<Anyu> the cats Cali?
[08:33]<Luciferiana> maybe we could do one of those tandems with a sidecart, Anyu
[08:33]<Anyu> YES!!
[08:33]<Luciferiana> we'll put him in the sidecart to carry the picnic baskets
[08:33]<Anyu> he can grab the extras and hold it in his lap!
[08:33]<Anyu> ha ha
[08:34]<PrincessTanya> Anyu Los Gatos is a suburb of San Jose
[08:34]<Luciferiana> zactly!
[08:34]<Anyu> oohh...
[08:34]<Anyu>
[08:34]<Anyu> is that where the kitty cats are? :
[08:34]<Anyu> :D* I wanna baby kitty..
[08:34]<Anyu> in the side cart. ;D
[08:34]<PrincessTanya> I lived there 23 years and here 3 1/2
[08:34]<Luciferiana> sigh i love the beaches. California beaches... meh
[08:34]<Anyu> I've been to a shelf in LA.. I think..
[08:35]<Anyu> but never to the beach..
[08:35]<Urp!> There are some good beaches in CA.
[08:35]<Luciferiana> lol
[08:35]<Anyu> and it was 2 am.
[08:35]<Anyu> so we could only hear the ocean.. we couldn't see it.
[08:35]<Anyu> lol
[08:35]<Urp!> Not as good as HI, but still.
[08:35]<wandermist> Oh man, we got the beaches
[08:35]<Luciferiana> oh booo! thats no fun. you shouldve picked somewhere on the water
[08:35]<Luciferiana> yes you do, wander
[08:35]<PrincessTanya> Wander's island is prettier than mine...and more humid...lol
[08:36]<Anyu> I was in HS and we were going back to 'Vegas from Redlands.
[08:36]<wandermist> Sure is right now, sweat ola
[08:36]<Luciferiana> lol
[08:36]<Luciferiana> im used to the humidity, doesnt make me sweat any less tho
[08:37]<Luciferiana> which ones you suggest, urp?
[08:37]<PrincessTanya> I do not prefer humidity...is the only bad part about moving here
[08:37]<Urp!> The nude beach in Kauai is gorgeous. Go there.
[08:37]<Luciferiana> its better than SE Asia, Tan
[08:38]<PrincessTanya> I never been there Luci
[08:38]<Luciferiana> the CA beaches you were talking about, urp
[08:38]<wandermist> Urp's recommendation is good, add extra sunscreen
[08:38]<Urp!> Oh ... lol
[08:38]<Urp!> I like the beaches in Carmel
[08:38]<Urp!> You have to leave before high tide, though
[08:38]<Luciferiana> Carmel by the Sea is pretty, the town too
[08:38]<PrincessTanya> Carmel is cold...LaJolla is better
[08:39]<Luciferiana> but cold no
[08:39]<Urp!> La Jolla is nice but more crowded
[08:39]<Urp!> Cold water is fine with me. Just takes a few minutes to get used to.
[08:39]<Urp!> I grew up in Maine, though.
[08:39]<Luciferiana> La Jolla is nice but i never swam there
[08:39]<PrincessTanya> Luci...compared to Los Gatos....Carmel was always cold....so was Santa Cruz
[08:40]<Urp!> The current is NorCal is a different (and colder) current than SoCal.
[08:40]<Luciferiana> come to think of it, I can count the times ive been on the water here with my hands O_O
[08:41]<Luciferiana> and im about 2-3 miles from the beach
[08:41]<wandermist> I could handle cold water as a youth, but after 30 years here, no way...brrrr...lol
[08:41]<PrincessTanya> so 2 times..or do you have more hands
[08:41]<Urp!> It is micropenis cold there. But you won't die.
[08:41]<Luciferiana> i just dont like the sand here. the water too. too dark and gravelly
[08:41]<wandermist> lol
[08:41]<PrincessTanya> its what
[08:41]<Anyu> I need to go lay down.. I'm getting sick...
[08:41]*Anyu *huggles everyone tight* gn&sd
[08:41]<Luciferiana> awww gnight anyu
[08:41]<Urp!> Yikes. Feel better, Anyu.
[08:41]<wandermist> About, fingers apart, that cold, he said
[08:41]*Luciferiana hugs
[08:42]<PrincessTanya> go sit down mommi
[08:42]<Anyu> ty
[08:43]<Luciferiana> NSW has nice beaches. textures still pebbly but much whiter than SoCal
[08:43]<Urp!> I have never been to Australia.
[08:43]<Luciferiana> but i was too scared fo the sharks
[08:43]<Urp!> Hahahaha
[08:44]<Urp!> You swim in CA, though?
[08:44]<PrincessTanya> Luci is that you on your profile..or an add
[08:44]<PrincessTanya> California has sharks
[08:44]<Luciferiana> seriously. great whites and box jellyfish... im staying on chest high water
[08:44]<PrincessTanya> but sometimes the Orcas kill them
[08:44]<Urp!> NorCal has more sharks than almost anywhere.
[08:44]<Urp!> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Triangle_(Pacific_Ocean)
[08:44]<Urp!> South Africa may have more.
[08:45]<Urp!> Big sharks that can eat you, I mean.
[08:45]<Luciferiana> i think i only went swimming... once or twice here
[08:45]<Luciferiana> i dont like it. too dark and murky
[08:45]<Urp!> I'm pretty sure I could take a Great White out.
[08:45]<Luciferiana> oh yes i heard
[08:45]<Urp!> I'm a really good swimmer.
[08:45]<Urp!>
[08:46]<Luciferiana> what's an add, tan?
[08:46]<PrincessTanya> advertisement
[08:46]<PrincessTanya> my keyboard is bad and adds letters sometimes
[08:47]<Luciferiana> but if you want sugar white sand... philippines has so many small uninhabited islands.
[08:47]<PrincessTanya> too bad Urp or someone doesn't know how to fix keyboards
[08:47]<Luciferiana> we would go out on a 30 person boat and island hop during the weekend
[08:47]<PrincessTanya> so Luci I wanted to know if the picture was you or from an ad
[08:48]<Luciferiana> you can cover about 3-5 with some protected underwater sanctuaries along the way.
[08:48]<Luciferiana> oh... i prefer to say... maybe, maybe not
[08:48]<Urp!> Marlon Brando bought a little island in French Polynesia after he filmed "Mutiny on the Bounty" there.
[08:49]<PrincessTanya> lol...ok fine... I know not everyone is comfortable with showing their picture
[08:49]<Urp!> He proceeded to impregnate like half the women on the islands in the area.
[08:49]<Luciferiana> French Polynesia has some pristine beaches. someday...
[08:49]<Urp!> RIP Marlon Brando
[08:50]<Luciferiana> well i dont usually mind tanya but i dunno here. kinda awkward showing my face and knowing other people but not seeing their faces in return
[08:50]<PrincessTanya> I hear you Luci...I only did it because I did not know anyone
[08:50]<Luciferiana> do same, urp
[08:51]<Urp!> Do same?
[08:51]<Urp!> As Marlon?
[08:51]<Luciferiana> like marlon brando
[08:51]<Urp!> I think islands are a lot more expensive nowadays.
[08:51]<PrincessTanya> Urp...she wants you to buy an island and impregnate all the females
[08:51]<Luciferiana> you actually have a photo of yourself, tan
[08:52]<PrincessTanya> yes Luci
[08:52]<Urp!> If I can get me an island for $10k, I'm down.
[08:52]<Luciferiana> i forgot >_<
[08:52]<Urp!> I can probably finance $100k.
[08:52]<Urp!> Call me with offers.
[08:52]<PrincessTanya> on one of my profiles
[08:52]<PrincessTanya> no...both of them
[08:52]<Luciferiana> yeah both
[08:53]<Luciferiana> oooh buy one, urp!
[08:53]<Luciferiana> lets invite ourselves when he's got one, tan
[08:53]<Urp!> Some of my Illy friends have seen my picture, but I wouldn't put one on my profile.
[08:53]<PrincessTanya> no I will pass
[08:53]<PrincessTanya> lol
[08:53]<Urp!> Having an Urp baby is not a requirement, Tanya. You can just visit.
[08:54]<Sisren> o/
[08:54]<PrincessTanya> lol...there was never going to be an Urp baby....maybe Luci will have twins
[08:55]<Sisren> one of the stranger conversations to walk into...
[08:55]<Luciferiana> anywho... i shared a photo of me congratulating my team when we won a world. i wore shades but lots of creepy virgin nerds suddenly wanted to play with me so im like... no more
[08:55]<Luciferiana> \o
[08:55]<PrincessTanya> not really ...you were not invited
[08:55]<PrincessTanya> no worries Luci...lol
[08:55]<Sisren> sure i was, when you had it here
[08:55]<PrincessTanya> vergin nerds?
[08:55]<Sisren> heya Luci, how are ya?
[08:56]<CanesRule> all children get b'urp'ed.
[08:56]<Urp!> Hi Sisren.
[08:56]<PrincessTanya> hey Canes
[08:56]<Sisren> lol Canes
[08:56]<Urp!> Also Canes.
[08:56]<Luciferiana> uhm no thanks on twins. i dont commit unless i get visual confirmation first!
[08:56]<Sisren> heya Upper
[08:56]<CanesRule> Hi everyone
[08:56]<Luciferiana> im good sis, shouldve been in bed but got stuck chatting in gc... as usual. how's you?
[08:56]<Urp!> I am a nerd, but not creepy or a virgin (since age 25 thank you very much).
[08:56]<Sisren> im alright, waking up
[08:57]<Sisren> going to the gym -wanna hit the elliptical for an hour before work starts
[08:58]<Luciferiana> i got mails of guys saying they'll help me out next world, wanna be my friend, etc etc. (i think i know how to play tyvm xD)
[08:58]<Urp!> I've been jogging at 10 pm. It's too hot to do it earlier here.
[08:58]<PrincessTanya> sounds annoying Luci
[08:58]<Luciferiana> way to go, sis
[08:59]<Luciferiana> ... and awkward >_> lol
[08:59]<Urp!> I wouldn't put a picture of myself on a game like this if I were a chick.
[08:59]<Urp!> I'd probably use a male avatar too.
[08:59]<Urp!> Maybe I am a chick ...
[09:00]<Sisren> so Urp!... when did you hatch?
[09:00]<PrincessTanya> I didn't worry about it Urp...I am never going to meet anyone from here
[09:00]<Luciferiana> i mean lets play and lets see how good you are. ive made good friends in that game tho. i still talk to them in fb
[09:00]<Urp!> That's probably true, Tanya.
[09:00]<Luciferiana> exactly, tan
[09:00]<Urp!> I hatched in 1983, Sis.
[09:00]<Urp!> I'm an old chick
[09:01]<Luciferiana> now i just tell people im a ladyboy *bats lashes*
[09:01]<Sisren> heh, younger than me
[09:01]<Sisren>
[09:01]<Luciferiana> lol
[09:01]<Luciferiana> chirp
[09:01]<PrincessTanya> Urp I was born in 1987...so not so old
[09:01]<Sisren> Luci - start telling htem that you play the guy on the date with them
[09:02]<Sisren> up to and including any relations that might happen, and you have the 'hardware' to put on to help with it
[09:02]<Urp!> 1987 is a baby
[09:02]<Luciferiana> lol oh sis, thats pretty tame compared to what my female teammates would do when someone tries to be fresh
[09:02]<Urp!> I will be 31 soon. I am a middle aged man.
[09:03]<PrincessTanya> yes but that doesn't have to mean old unless you let it
[09:03]<Luciferiana> there's sex toys and very colorful words that will get them 12 hour silences
[09:03]<Luciferiana> oh my, you're babies
[09:03]<Sisren> anyways, i gotta head out
[09:03]<Sisren> seems that dawn is running late
[09:03]<PrincessTanya> now, Sisren is old...but you are not
[09:03]<Urp!> Cya Sis
[09:04]<Luciferiana> buhbye and hf, sis
[09:04]<Sisren> thursday i will be older than my brother
[09:04]<Luciferiana> eh?
[09:04]<Luciferiana> how so?
[09:04]<Urp!> Idk ... I am stiff as heck when I wake up in the morning, even if I don't exercise the day before.
[09:04]<Sisren> urp - vit d, zinc and more water maybe
[09:05]<Sisren> luci - he stopped aging
[09:05]<Urp!> I take a multi-vitamin that has those, I think.
[09:05]<Sisren> later folks
[09:05]<Luciferiana> bye
[09:05]<Urp!> Sorry about your brother.
[09:06]<Luciferiana> hmm maybe i should put a tagline in my profile
[09:07]<Luciferiana> ladyboy: succesful op!
[09:07]<Urp!> I used to write taglines for a living.
[09:07]<Luciferiana> used to?
[09:07]<Urp!> Yeah. Basically.
[09:08]<Urp!> Not doing that now.
[09:08]<Luciferiana> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10576918_10153006777633835_7673731357835263584_n.jpg
[09:08]<Luciferiana> Bantayan Island
[09:08]<Flavius Aetius> sup
[09:09]<Urp!> How much?
[09:09]<Urp!> I got 5 on it.
[09:09]<Flavius Aetius> Sup
[09:09]<Luciferiana> sup flav
[09:09]<Urp!> Sup indeed, Suba.
[09:09]*Flavius Aetius turns to luci
[09:09]<Flavius Aetius> Suup
[09:09]<Flavius Aetius> Nothing much
[09:10]<Luciferiana> same old same old
[09:10]<Flavius Aetius> I took a break from my Russian short stories to talk to you two
[09:10]<Flavius Aetius> you should feel spethial
[09:10]<Urp!> Which short stories?
[09:11]<Flavius Aetius> Chekhovs
[09:11]<Urp!> I am not huge on Chekhov's short stories.
[09:11]<Urp!> I prefer his plays.
[09:11]<Flavius Aetius> I like the one I'm reading right now
[09:11]<Luciferiana> whats the title?
[09:11]<Flavius Aetius> On The Road
[09:12]<Luciferiana> premise and your opinion on it. discuss
[09:12]<Flavius Aetius> I started it tonight
[09:12]<Flavius Aetius> but uh if i recall..
[09:12]<Urp!> I don't remember that one specifically.
[09:12]<Flavius Aetius> hm
[09:12]<Luciferiana> i never read Chekhov so enlighten me
[09:12]<Flavius Aetius> A man and his daughter in the travelers room of an inn, after a heavy day of traveling
[09:13]<Flavius Aetius> and the man ends up talking to another woman of high class about his life and misery
[09:13]<Flavius Aetius> and thats as far as i am
[09:13]<Urp!> I just skimmed it.
[09:13]<Urp!> It is, in essence a short one act play.
[09:13]<Urp!> *,
[09:14]<Flavius Aetius> hurm
[09:14]<Urp!> Have you read any more Dostoevsky?
[09:14]<Flavius Aetius> No
[09:14]<Urp!> You should.
[09:14]<Flavius Aetius>
[09:14]<Flavius Aetius> I should
[09:15]<Urp!> I think you will love it.
[09:15]<Flavius Aetius> That face came out a little late
[09:15]<Flavius Aetius> I was trying to open myself up to another
[09:15]<Urp!> He's quite good.
[09:15]<Flavius Aetius> Chekhov?
[09:15]<Luciferiana> dostoevsky
[09:15]<Luciferiana> but... i never read him either
[09:16]<Flavius Aetius> I liked the some I read
[09:16]<Flavius Aetius> But I need to reread them
[09:16]<Flavius Aetius> I am horrible at retention, I wonder why
[09:16]<Urp!> Well, yes. But I meant Dostoevsky. And ideal for a person of your age, intelligence and disposition.
[09:16]<Flavius Aetius> Why, Urp?
[09:16]<Urp!> Or what I gather of that from a couple hours of chat interaction.
[09:17]<Urp!> Explaining it properly would be a 10,000 word essay.
[09:17]<Urp!> And f that.
[09:17]<Flavius Aetius> I have time
[09:17]<Urp!> I don't/
[09:17]<Flavius Aetius> Could you explain this?
[09:17]<Flavius Aetius> [09:16]<Urp!> Well, yes. But I meant Dostoevsky. And ideal for a person of your age, intelligence and disposition.
[09:18]<Urp!> Read the first 10,000 words of The Idiot or The Brothers Karamazov.
[09:18]<Urp!> Better than me trying to explain.
[09:19]<Pericles> nice
[09:19]<Flavius Aetius> I am halfway through The Idiot
[09:19]<Flavius Aetius> It is somewhere in my car
[09:19]<Urp!> Find it
[09:19]<Urp!> Hello Pericles. Welcome to Illyriad.
[09:19]<Flavius Aetius> I forget why I put it there
[09:19]<Urp!> To impress nerdy girls.
[09:20]<Flavius Aetius> I don't talk to my peers
[09:20]<Flavius Aetius>
[09:20]<Urp!> You're right. We're not peers.
[09:20]<Urp!>
[09:20]<Flavius Aetius> heh
[09:20]<Flavius Aetius> They're all spethial, Urp
[09:20]<Flavius Aetius> They're just concerned with sex and drinking.
[09:20]*Flavius Aetius sighs
[09:21]<Urp!> Sex and drinking are awesome.
[09:21]<Flavius Aetius> It's boring conversation
[09:21]<Urp!> Unless anyone under 18 is here.
[09:22]<Urp!> They aren't awesome to talk about.
[09:22]<Urp!> They're fun to do.
[09:22]<Flavius Aetius> I never would have guessed.
[09:22]<Haldier> walks out of GC
[09:22]<Urp!> Cya Haldier
[09:22]<Haldier> Can i have bows before i go plz
[09:23]*Urp! bows
[09:23]<Flavius Aetius> do need to read Brothers Karamazov
[09:23]<Flavius Aetius> I have that right here
[09:24]<Urp!> Russian culture at the end of the Tsarist era was phenomenal
[09:24]<Urp!> You should listen to the composers as well.
[09:25]<Urp!> The Five, Tchiakovsky (sp), etc
[09:25]<Flavius Aetius> I have something from Tchaikovsky on Itunes
[09:25]<Flavius Aetius> lemme copy and paste it..
[09:26]<Flavius Aetius> String Quartet In D - Andante Cantabile
[09:26]<Urp!> Get some Mussorgslky
[09:26]<Flavius Aetius> ok
[09:26]<Urp!> And read the post-tsarits as well - Nabokov, Solzhenitszn (sp) et al
[09:27]<Urp!> Fantastic stuff
[09:27]<Urp!> *in
[09:27]<Urp!> *yn
[09:27]<Urp!> Something Russian
[09:27]<Flavius Aetius> Right now I'm reading a couple books...
[09:27]<Flavius Aetius> I'll put them on my todolist
[09:28]<Flavius Aetius>
[09:29]<Urp!> I may have said something like this to you, but Nabokov is, imo, the greatest stylist in the history of the English language.
[09:30]<Urp!> Above Joyce, above Faulkner, above Carver.
[09:30]<Urp!> And his first few novels were in Russian.
[09:30]<Urp!> Among novelists, I mean.
[09:31]<Flavius Aetius> I shall look them up
[09:31]<Urp!> Anyway, I'm drunk.
[09:31]<Urp!> See you guys in the funny pages.
[09:32]<Flavius Aetius> bye bye
[09:37]<Martilicious> gooooooooooood evening all
[09:41]<System> ** News Flash: RuneFyre (Abandoned)'s large town of MournBlade is now under siege by madram's [OUCH] small city of royals
[09:44]<System> ** News Flash: Rityi's sprawling city of 8. Landzsa is now under siege by Highlife's [DARK] large city of Millerville
[09:46]<Glunk> Chekov? Dostoevsky? Joyce? Oh puhlease.
[09:46]<Glunk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7dq6w9klDg&safe=active
[09:47]<Martilicious> hii Glunk
[09:50]<Dottore> you missed Enid Blyton Glunk lol
[10:10]<-Pongo-> ugh where is everyone gone to Scun-thorpe or something
[10:10]<Sat1> Yep
[10:10]<Sat1> Hi Pongo
[10:10]<Glunk> You're not supposed to say the S word. GM Rikoo told me to tell everyone.
[10:12]<Martilicious> ROFL
[10:13]<Sat1> Hi Glunk, Marti
[10:13]<Martilicious> did he really? that poor town.... if only it knew what havoc it causes
[10:14]<System> ** News Flash: Aleksanders' legendary city of Citadel Rage is now under siege by kayteen's [Shade] sprawling city of Froyo
[10:15]<Sat1> And it's such a wonderful town.
[10:26]<Martilicious> steady on....
[10:27]<Martilicious> let's not get too carried away huh?
[10:27]<Wartow> .
[10:27]<Martilicious> nice dot warty
[10:27]<Wartow> Best one I've seen all day.
[10:28]<Martilicious> really? I pulled off a cracker earlier. End of a sentence and everything!
[10:28]<Sat1> lol.....
[10:28]<Wartow> Sounds like you are having one heck of a day!
[10:28]<Martilicious> what can I say, it's Monday
[10:30]<Wartow> But my Monday is just starting... yours is probably over?
[10:31]<Martilicious> 4 hours left.
[10:31]<Wartow> 6:30am
[10:31]<Martilicious> don't get your hopes up, it's a shocker of a day. sorry. I do feel it is best to warn you though
[10:31]<Martilicious> it's my civic duty
[10:32]<Wartow> I'm glad you are a loyal servant.
[10:33]<Martilicious> you'd hate me if I let you think it was a good day, whe n I could have prepared you for the experience
[10:33]<Wartow> I'm sure I'll be mumbling "Marti!" all day.
[10:34]<Martilicious> in a good way, I trust?
[10:34]<Wartow> Depends on how bad it is.
[10:35]<Martilicious> good point
[10:35]<Wartow> How is life down under?
[10:35]<Martilicious> cold lol
[10:36]<Wartow> Only 60 here. High will get to 70. Unseasonably cool for late July.
[10:36]<Martilicious> similar temps to here lol, if my rough translation of the numbers is right
[10:37]<Sat1> 72 here glorious sunshine.
[10:37]<Martilicious> pfft
[10:39]<Wartow> What else are you willing to share about Marti's life down under?
[10:39]<Wartow> 1. She thinks its cold.
[10:41]<Martilicious> 2. I was on the TV last night!
[10:41]<Wartow> I usually just sit in front of mine.
[10:42]<Sat1> Does it still work.
[10:45]<Martilicious> hahaha
[10:49]*Wartow is off to get ready for work. Will update Marti on his Monday later.
[10:49]<Meredythe> morning all
[10:49]<Crawling Chaos> morning
[10:50]<Sat1> Hi Guys
[10:51]<Martilicious> WOOP! Level 502. Tick!
[10:51]<Martilicious> where is TC when you need him?!
[10:51]<Crawling Chaos> so if you're a dwarf on plains
[10:51]<Crawling Chaos> what woulde be best to use as a defensive commander?
[10:51]<Sat1> Congrats Marti. Finally beat lev 500
[10:52]<Crawling Chaos> t1 cavalry commander?
[10:53]<Crawling Chaos> would a axeman be best on hills?
[10:54]<Sat1> Halbardier would be my choice.
[10:54]<Crawling Chaos> Sat1, why?
[10:54]<Sat1> on plains
[10:54]<Crawling Chaos> doesn't packsman provide a bigger defence bonus against cavalry?
[10:55]<Crawling Chaos> Or is a attack bonus for spears more important?
[10:55]<Sat1> Not too sure about dwarf mil
[10:58]<Sat1> As a human Spears are prob best defence against cav
[10:58]<Sat1> And I would prob use Archers on Hills
[10:58]<Crawling Chaos> Yeah
[10:58]<DeliciousJosh> Monday Monday
[10:58]<DeliciousJosh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81Ojd3d2rY
[10:58]<DeliciousJosh>
[10:58]<Crawling Chaos> but what's you're logic on using a halberdie commander?
[10:59]<DeliciousJosh> T2 pike commander gets +15 division bonus
[10:59]<Crawling Chaos> so annoying that your city can't send anything out 5 days after exodusing
[10:59]<DeliciousJosh> T1 gets +15 def
[10:59]<DeliciousJosh> T2 gets +15 atk
[10:59]<Crawling Chaos> yeah, I get that
[10:59]<DeliciousJosh> thats all there is
[10:59]<DeliciousJosh> then the terrain bonus
[10:59]<Crawling Chaos> But you think spear attack bonus is more important than defence against cav?
[10:59]<DeliciousJosh> no
[11:00]<DeliciousJosh> T1 spear commanders always best
[11:00]<DeliciousJosh> unless you wanna be retardo
[11:00]<Crawling Chaos> ?
[11:00]<Crawling Chaos> How so josh?
[11:00]<Lord Julien> heya DJ
[11:02]<Martilicious> *ignores Josh's comment
[11:03]<DeliciousJosh> hey LJ (:
[11:04]<DeliciousJosh> be more serious people. come'on
[11:04]<DeliciousJosh> oO
[11:04]<mjc's_tera_alt8> DJ, you do realize that t1 spear commanders only have +15 def against spear right?
[11:04]<DeliciousJosh> bbiab
[11:04]<DeliciousJosh> yes I mean T1 in general
[11:04]<Crawling Chaos> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bbiab&defid=3787170
[11:05]<Crawling Chaos> Gotta agree with urban dictionary on this
[11:05]<Crawling Chaos> Josh, that has done absolutely nothing to clear up your statements
[11:05]<Crawling Chaos> please elucidate?
[11:07]<Sat1> Time for lunch. Have fun.
[11:09]<Crawling Chaos> bye
[11:20]<Crawling Chaos> elven marshals are good?
[11:21]<Leinad> yes, they are pretty strong considering they are very fast
[11:22]<APOPIS> hi
[11:23]<Erista> good afternoon GC
[11:37]<Martilicious> back
[11:37]<Martilicious> and yes CC
[11:38]<Kojootti> hi there folks
[11:38]<Kojootti> hi marti
[11:38]<Martilicious> hey Koj
[11:42]<madmano> hi eris
[11:45]<Erista> hi
[11:45]<Erista> hows you?
[11:47]<madmano> fine
[11:47]<madmano> u?
[11:47]<madmano> only 3 days left for school
[11:48]<Maegary> oh nooooooooooo
[11:48]<Maegary> thats a shame
[11:48]*Maegary is good thanks
[11:48]<madmano> :|)
[11:48]<madmano>
[11:58]<WarBoy-> night night all
[11:59]<Martilicious> latrs WB, sleep tight
[12:00]<Wartow> So far so good Marti...
[12:01]<Martilicious> scha-weeet
[12:01]<Crawling Chaos> You can only occupy for 15 days at a time?
[12:01]<Martilicious> yep
[12:02]<Crawling Chaos> Huh
[12:02]<Wartow> Not sanitary to set up for more than 15 days.
[12:02]<Crawling Chaos> Hah
[12:04]<Martilicious> lol Warty
[12:04]<TheBillPN> hello
[12:05]<Martilicious> hey Bill
[12:05]<TheBillPN> HRU?
[12:05]<Martilicious> ? Real words please
[12:05]<TheBillPN> how are you this fine day my lovely martilicious?
[12:06]*Crawling Chaos claps
[12:07]<Martilicious> about to go to bed lol, been a long one
[12:07]*Wartow has inherited Marti's day.
[12:08]<TheBillPN> have a nice rest marti, im sure you deserve it...
[12:08]<Wartow> Did we just find a way to make Mondays longer?
[12:08]<Martilicious> sorry, but I did say I felt duty bound to warn you tht Monday 28th July is a crappy day
[12:08]<Sat1> Why is today such a crappy day for you Marti?
[12:08]<Sat1> Was
[12:09]<Martilicious> work crap.
[12:09]<Martilicious> dealing with a bunch of idiots.
[12:09]<Sat1> Ahh. What do you do?
[12:09]<Martilicious> the usual lol
[12:09]<Wartow> I just wasn't as Martaculous as she wanted it to be.
[12:09]<Martilicious> I deal with a bunch of idiots lol
[12:09]<Sat1> Lol
[12:11]*TheBillPN opens the abr and gives marti her extra large regular, so she can forget her woes...
[12:12]<Sat1> Hi Neighbour
[12:12]<Pericles> a glass of still water please
[12:12]<TheBillPN> hi neighbour
[12:12]<Sat1> I'll have a pint of Southern Comfort please
[12:12]*TheBillPN gives pericles a glass of still water...and a small cup of ice if you want it...
[12:13]<Pericles> thank you
[12:13]*TheBillPN gives sat1 a pint of southern comfort
[12:13]<Sat1> Sweet.
[12:15]<Martilicious> wow, a pint of southern comfort? and I thought my day was bad....
[12:15]*Wartow is starting with coffee...
[12:15]<Sat1> Sadly I'm getting used to being out of work
[12:15]<Martilicious> and wtg Peri, last of the big spenders huh?
[12:17]<Martilicious> aww Sat1, that sux
[12:17]<Sat1> Yep but at least the weather is good.
[12:17]<Martilicious> you're lucky for that, it is awful here
[12:18]<Sat1> It usually is here in July.
[12:18]<Martilicious> northern hemisphere then?
[12:19]<Sat1> Uk
[12:19]<Martilicious> whereabouts?
[12:19]<Sat1> About an hour from North Lincs town that can't be mentioned
[12:19]<Martilicious> hehehe, north or south of there?
[12:19]<Sat1> Wakefield. Yorkshire
[12:20]<Martilicious> oop north then
[12:20]<Sat1> About 15mins from Bill by the sounds of it
[12:20]<TheBillPN> me in wakefield hur hur...
[12:20]<Martilicious> vair nice
[12:20]<TheBillPN> i am the cookie Kingpin of Wakefield City aCADEMY...
[12:20]<Sat1> Lol
[12:21]<Martilicious> but not the king of caps eh?
[12:21]<TheBillPN> check this link out, i made this a few months ago...
[12:21]<TheBillPN> http://www.wakefieldcityacademy.com/Showcase/WCA-3D-Printed-Chess-Set/
[12:21]<Martilicious> not going there, but title sounds impressive
[12:23]<Martilicious> do 3d printers really work?
[12:23]<Crawling Chaos> yes?
[12:23]<Crawling Chaos> They're expensive and generally not really worth the trouble currently iirc
[12:23]<TheBillPN> yes...i used it to build a full chess set, but they arent very good for big things
[12:24]<Martilicious> so I can't build myself a new dining table or anything?
[12:24]<TheBillPN> http://vimeo.com/99245886
[12:24]<Sat1> They are getting better
[12:24]<SimplyDivine> only 3D printer worth bothering about http://money.cnn.com/2014/01/16/technology/3d-printer-chocolate/
[12:25]<Martilicious> hmmm, it can print chocolate? this might be worth investigating
[12:25]<SimplyDivine> No household should be without one!
[12:26]<Martilicious> I agree if chocolate is involved
[12:26]<TheBillPN> wow...me want one
[12:26]<Martilicious>
[12:26]<SimplyDivine> oh, and Hi, everyone
[12:26]<Crawling Chaos> lol
[12:26]<Crawling Chaos> coffin knight chess piece
[12:26]<SimplyDivine> sorry, been a bit out of it the past few days
[12:26]<Crawling Chaos> coffinhead knight
[12:26]<TheBillPN> coll innit...
[12:26]<Martilicious> and hey SD
[12:26]<TheBillPN> *cool
[12:26]<Sat1> So Bill you live on eastmoor?
[12:26]<TheBillPN> Hey SD
[12:26]<SimplyDivine> hi, Marty and Bill
[12:27]<TheBillPN> how are you?
[12:27]<SimplyDivine> Much better, thanks, and you?
[12:27]<SimplyDivine> I see that Marty has been giving Monday spoilers...
[12:28]<Martilicious> *hangs head in shame
[12:28]<TheBillPN> Sat1 im not telling you where i live cos i dont want anyone finding me...
[12:28]<Martilicious> I'd do lottery numbers, but that would be unethical
[12:28]<SimplyDivine> hehehe
[12:28]<Martilicious> quite right too Bill
[12:28]<SimplyDivine> unethical unschmethical
[12:28]<Martilicious> good word that
[12:28]<SimplyDivine> oh, wait, I don't gamble
[12:28]<Sat1> Lol Bill
[12:29]<TheBillPN> im not laughing
[12:29]<Sat1> I am
[12:30]<Martilicious> I'm kinda smiling. does that make me a yay or a nay in the laughing convo?
[12:30]<TheBillPN> well if you ever want to meet me, ask instead of being sneaky...
[12:30]<SimplyDivine> What are we laughing or not laughing about?
[12:30]<Martilicious> no idea
[12:30]<SimplyDivine> oh, okay
[12:30]<TheBillPN> telling people where we are so they can stalk you lol
[12:30]<Martilicious> but you gotta choose either way SD
[12:31]<SimplyDivine> Choices? ACK!
[12:31]<Sat1> I guess Bill thinks I'm a stalker
[12:31]<SimplyDivine> Are you?
[12:31]<TheBillPN> i dont think you are a stalker....i like to joke aroud a lot
[12:31]*TheBillPN hugs everyone in GC
[12:31]*SimplyDivine hugs right back
[12:31]<Martilicious> leaves at the hugging... it's too much
[12:32]*SimplyDivine grabs Marty and hauls her back in
[12:32]<TheBillPN> hey sd we ahve the same medal active
[12:32]<SimplyDivine> You will note, no hugs were sent in Marty's direction.
[12:32]<SimplyDivine>
[12:32]<Martilicious> *calls on GM anyone to help. I'm being kidnapped!!!
[12:32]<Crawling Chaos> There can be only one!
[12:32]<SimplyDivine> I whined loud enough and they finally gave me one.
[12:32]<Crawling Chaos> Fight!
[12:33]<SimplyDivine> Well, dang, let's make it a food fight and have some real fun.
[12:33]*TheBillPN throws choclate cake at marti
[12:33]*SimplyDivine preloads spoon with mashed potatoes and peas
[12:33]<TheBillPN> you cant throw anything the same as the people before you, lets have a competition...
[12:34]<Martilicious> Bill is off my friends list. how dare anyone waste chocolate cake?
[12:34]*Sat1 throws tripe at Bill
[12:34]*TheBillPN launches carrots at sat1
[12:34]<Martilicious> and SD is just weird, tbh....
[12:34]<Lord Julien> helllo choco eaters
[12:34]<SimplyDivine> awww
[12:34]<Lord Julien> hello GC
[12:34]<SimplyDivine> She called me weird!
[12:34]<TheBillPN> marti i was off your friend list the other day, so am i back on it now because of the double negative?
[12:34]<Sat1> Hi LJ
[12:35]*SimplyDivine launches a barrage of corn on the cob @ Marty
[12:35]*SimplyDivine hugs Lord J
[12:35]<Lord Julien> http://elgea.illyriad.co.uk/#/World/Map/329/226/12 << this is crazy
[12:35]<TheBillPN> hey LJ what happened to your alliance?
[12:35]*Sat1 lobs a potato grenade into GC
[12:35]<Martilicious> 'A barrage of corn on the cob'?!! WTF is the world coming to?
[12:36]<SimplyDivine> What's crazy...is that your gatherer or someone else, Lord J?
[12:36]<Lord Julien> ddnt go as i thought it would Bill
[12:36]<Lord Julien> back home now
[12:36]<TheBillPN> ah well, you had to try though right?
[12:36]*SimplyDivine follows up with a vat of butter
[12:36]<Lord Julien> nah mine SD, going to search around elgea for mysteries, been a while i havnt done that
[12:36]*TheBillPN pours custard into GC to drown the food fighters
[12:36]<Lord Julien> maybe since 2012 last time
[12:37]<Lord Julien> yep Bill, was nice to try and see how things are going in illy
[12:37]<SimplyDivine> I'm awful at mysteries...and even worse at quests.
[12:37]<SimplyDivine> So I just buy and sell stuff and kill critters that get to close to my towns.
[12:37]<Lord Julien> lol
[12:38]<SimplyDivine> I've decided to give crafting a try...but it seems like a lot of work.
[12:38]<Lord Julien> i gave up on it before it was introduced
[12:39]<SimplyDivine> But creating the crafting spreadsheet was kinda fun.
[12:39]<TheBillPN> im just doing trading atm...
[12:39]<TheBillPN> SO BORING
[12:39]<Lord Julien> yeah i just buy crafting gear
[12:39]<SimplyDivine> Buy low, sell high. Best advice I can offer.
[12:39]<Martilicious> I'm liking crafting.... keeps me busy
[12:39]<TheBillPN> anyone want 1,100 minerals?
[12:39]<System> ** News Flash: Aleksanders' legendary city of Citadel Harbour is now under siege by madmano's [TROUT] huge city of 4.tam
[12:40]<Lord Julien> omg war !
[12:40]<SimplyDivine> sure, Bill, I'll take 'em off your hands
[12:40]<Martilicious> while waiting for my gazillion troops to cook hehehe
[12:40]<Lord Julien>
[12:40]<SimplyDivine> not war, inactive
[12:40]<SimplyDivine> go, mano, go!
[12:40]<TheBillPN> theya re just basic minerals nothing special...
[12:40]<Lord Julien> haha
[12:40]<TheBillPN> what will you give for em...i dont know what they are worth...
[12:41]<SimplyDivine> basic minerals are very important in crafting in all kinds of stuff
[12:41]<TheBillPN> does that make them expensive?
[12:41]<SimplyDivine> Low sell price is 240G each @ Centrum
[12:41]<TheBillPN> well 1100*240=26400
[12:42]<SimplyDivine> Send what you have to Marty and I'll pay the tab, Bill.
[12:42]<TheBillPN> want herbs aswell?
[12:42]<TheBillPN> got 300 of those
[12:42]<SimplyDivine> Marty? You need herbs?
[12:43]<Willomious> Bill i just asked Lucus to send Armies to 2 Towns for you and Torment to blockade them for you guys
[12:43]<Willomious> cause you got to jump on them
[12:43]<Willomious> first come first serve
[12:43]<TheBillPN> cool will, y'know you are in GC right?
[12:43]*SimplyDivine wonders if she wandered into DaWal AC
[12:43]<Willomious> i was
[12:44]*Lord Julien spills choco syrup all over GC
[12:44]<SimplyDivine> Paging Marty!
[12:44]*TheBillPN slurps up the choco syrup
[12:44]*SimplyDivine resists the urge to lick the floor
[12:44]<Willomious> sorry
[12:44]<Willomious> people
[12:44]<SimplyDivine> hi, Will
[12:45]<SimplyDivine> [12:40]<Martilicious> while waiting for my gazillion troops to cook hehehe//perhaps she's checking on their progress...
[12:46]<TheBillPN> so SD, did you want the 1100 minerals and 300 herbs?
[12:46]<SimplyDivine> Bill, check your incoming.
[12:46]<TheBillPN> ok, where do you want me to send them?
[12:46]<SimplyDivine> No, thanks, send it all to Marty, please. She's crafting she said and it will come in useful.
[12:47]<SimplyDivine> or handy
[12:47]<Willomious> hi simply
[12:47]<Martilicious> oops sos, was on Candy Crush
[12:47]<SimplyDivine> I dunno, just pick a town close to you.
[12:47]<Martilicious> summary of what I missed please
[12:47]<SimplyDivine> Marty!
[12:47]<MicroMe> *whispers to SD* Do you have 50k stone you can spre for Ozy's Oreos? *bats eyelashes*
[12:47]<SimplyDivine> Bill is sending you crafting stuff, Marty.
[12:47]<TheBillPN> wow 4d trip, check your incoming marti
[12:47]*SimplyDivine hugs MM
[12:47]<SimplyDivine> sure thing
[12:47]<Lord Julien> dnt send her
[12:48]<Lord Julien>
[12:48]<MicroMe> *hugs SD and slips on a pile of chocolate falling and hitting my bum*
[12:48]<MicroMe> o.O @ LJ
[12:48]<SimplyDivine> incoming, MM
[12:48]<MicroMe> morning SD
[12:49]<SimplyDivine> morning!
[12:49]<SimplyDivine> Despite Marty's previous spoilers re: Monday, it's going to be a good day.
[12:49]<Martilicious> wow SD, you mu st live in an alternate reality....
[12:49]<MicroMe> pppppssttttttt SD thanks but I said to Ozy's Oreos lol
[12:50]<SimplyDivine> I do! How did you know?
[12:50]*Lord Julien throws choco syrup at MM
[12:50]<SimplyDivine> oh, crap, MM, I'm sorry
[12:50]<SimplyDivine> one sec
[12:50]<MicroMe> *catches syrup and adds to coffee* Thanks LJ! You're not so bad afterall!
[12:51]<Tessera> Let's see if I can read any better than that silly Divine person.
[12:51]<MicroMe> lol Tess
[12:51]<WOLFEATER> Hi Micro big hugs
[12:51]*Lord Julien winks @ tess
[12:51]*Tessera hugs Wolfy
[12:52]<WOLFEATER> Hi Tess Hugs
[12:52]<Tessera> oooh *winks back*
[12:52]<Tessera> gah, no vans in BL!
[12:52]<Martilicious> [12:47]<SimplyDivine> Bill is sending you crafting stuff, Marty. <------ crafting stuff = pens, paper, glue and awesome boxes with lots of space to put all the'things' in?
[12:52]<MicroMe> Hi WOLF *hugs*
[12:52]<Tessera> nooo! Illy crafting stuff...herbs and minerals and stuff.
[12:52]<MicroMe> Marti... you forgot to list all the jewelry making stuff too!!
[12:53]<Martilicious> awww, don't we all love those awesome storage boxes and stuff?
[12:53]<Tessera> oooh, but we DO!
[12:53]<Pericles> I do
[12:53]<Tessera> and a label maker with unlimited label tape refills
[12:53]<Martilicious> mmm, labels. you know how ti pique my excitement lol
[12:54]<Tessera> MM, let me check and see if I can find some vans...50K stone to Ozy's Oreos...50K stone to Ozy's Oreos
[12:55]<Martilicious> you sound like a supermarket announcer lol
[12:55]<MicroMe> *giggles and kisses Tess*
[12:57]<SimplyDivine> awww, dang, Marty was right! Monday's not starting off well at all...
[12:57]<Martilicious> *polishes halo, in a sanctimonious fashion
[12:58]<SimplyDivine> wow, I do believe that's the first time I've seen "sanctimonious" used correctly in GC in 2 1/2 years.
[12:58]*SimplyDivine hands Marty some halo polish
[12:58]<Lord Julien> nice
[12:58]<SimplyDivine> I really don't need it...
[12:58]<Boru> and it just had to be an elf
[12:59]<SimplyDivine> hi, Boru
[12:59]<Boru> Hi SD
[12:59]<Martilicious>
[13:00]<Martilicious> but of course Boru
[13:02]<Martilicious> and continuing the predictions... I foresee a potential profile update in my future....
[13:05]*SimplyDivine breathlessly awaits promised profile update
[13:05]<Martilicious> top tip for SD: breathe. NOW.
[13:05]<Martilicious> i did not say wheen... ::P
[13:05]<Martilicious> when
[13:06]<Asio> Hi folks is anyone here bald please?
[13:06]<SimplyDivine> um, what?
[13:06]<Asio> Come on dont be shy
[13:06]*SimplyDivine is breathing again
[13:06]<Martilicious> WOW, chat topic change medal goes to Asio
[13:06]<Asio> TOR need a new Consul or two, but must be bald
[13:06]*SimplyDivine has waist length red hair and is therefore disqualified
[13:07]<Asio> this is sure fire way of avoiding hair loss due to leadership burnout
[13:07]<SimplyDivine> Excellent plan, Asio.
[13:08]<Martilicious> seems legit
[13:08]<Asio> A couple of guys in Skype are killing themselves laughing now
[13:08]*RoundRobin became bold yesterday
[13:08]<Martilicious> anyone we know?
[13:08]<SimplyDivine> um, Robin, that was BALD not bold, but congrats
[13:09]<RoundRobin> Good point
[13:09]<Martilicious> yay RR for being buld
[13:09]<Martilicious> or was that bild?
[13:09]<Asio> Bold sounds good as well
[13:10]<RoundRobin> one of them for sure
[13:10]<Boru> well...to go bald is a bit of a bold statement
[13:12]<Mad Cow> Mooorning GC
[13:12]<RoundRobin> Mooorning MC
[13:13]<Boru> is sufficiently cowed by that greeting
[13:13]<SimplyDivine> moo
[13:13]<Mad Cow>  hita SD RoundRobin and Boru
[13:13]<Martilicious> *is gonna name change so her initials are GC and she feels loved lol
[13:13]<SimplyDivine> ooh, speaking of spoilers, next year's new GoT characters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH2ri8RhSnw
[13:14]<SimplyDivine> You do realize, Marty, that GC implies a full acceptance of hugs?
[13:14]<RoundRobin> Grand Cow
[13:14]<Martilicious> won't spoil it for me SD, no idea what you are talking about
[13:14]<Martilicious> pah Sd, never
[13:14]<SimplyDivine> Game of Thrones
[13:15]<CanesRule> am I on the list SD?
[13:15]<Martilicious> never seen any of it
[13:15]<SimplyDivine> hiya, Canes
[13:15]<SimplyDivine> and, yes, I do believe I saw your name on the list
[13:15]<CanesRule> you mean you didnt see me in S4 E 9 and 10 Marti
[13:16]<SimplyDivine> You don't know what you're missing, Marty!
[13:16]<Martilicious> nope and nope CR and SD
[13:20]*SimplyDivine is wondering if a Newb Trivia Quiz will get us past this awkward moment...
[13:20]<Martilicious> only if I can enter
[13:20]<Martilicious>
[13:22]*SimplyDivine isn't quite sure how to break the news that over 10K pop isn't exactly a newb
[13:22]<Mad Cow> anyone use plainsman spears?
[13:22]<Fiona> i dont have 10k pop
[13:22]<Mad Cow> or hilltribe spears?
[13:22]<SimplyDivine> No, Fiona, you most assuredly don't.
[13:23]<Martilicious> *needs to send SD on a 'Communication skills' training course
[13:23]<tupu> price MC ?
[13:23]<Fiona> lol Marti
[13:23]<SimplyDivine> heh, think I"ll do any better than I did the other 5 times?
[13:23]*Aquennomi is a newb...
[13:23]<SimplyDivine> hi, Nomi
[13:24]<Martilicious> doubt it SD, but eventually, you'll crack it. Straw that broke the camel's back and all that....
[13:25]<SimplyDivine> hehehe
[13:25]<SimplyDivine> Okie, here we go...Newb Trivia Quiz for folks with 3K or less population.
[13:25]<SimplyDivine> *sorry, Marty*
[13:26]<Martilicious> *I CLAIM SIZE discrimination
[13:26]<Martilicious> whoa, weird caps thing there, sorry
[13:26]<SimplyDivine> In one answer, name 4 of the tasks that you can perform in the Commander's page.
[13:27]<ghannima> trivia?
[13:27]<SimplyDivine> For 1000 moooo cows
[13:27]<Martilicious> upgrade, dismiss, flirt, assign
[13:27]<Aquennomi> commanders page?
[13:27]<Martilicious> wait, we have commanders?
[13:27]<SimplyDivine> http://elgea.illyriad.co.uk/#/Military/Commanders
[13:28]<SimplyDivine> Flirt??
[13:28]<SimplyDivine> hahaha
[13:28]<Fiona> create new commander, lvl up, equip, rename
[13:28]<Fiona> idk
[13:28]<Martilicious> I cna flirt on any page. just sayin'
[13:28]<SimplyDivine> We have a winner!
[13:28]<Martilicious> can'
[13:28]<SimplyDivine> Congrats, Fiona!
[13:28]<Fiona> that was right? LOL
[13:28]<Martilicious> pffft, suck up
[13:29]<Sat1> lol
[13:29]<Fiona> shush marti
[13:29]<SimplyDivine> Marty! That wasn't very nice!
[13:29]<Martilicious> #winning smole
[13:29]<Fiona> oh shes fine
[13:29]<Martilicious> smile
[13:29]<SimplyDivine> Incoming, Fiona, and congrats again.
[13:29]*ghannima offers Marti chocolate
[13:29]<Fiona> thanks
[13:29]<Martilicious> although actually smoing could be fun
[13:29]<Martilicious> smolin
[13:29]<Martilicious> smoling
[13:30]<Martilicious> i give up
[13:30]<SimplyDivine> good plan
[13:30]<Sat1> Smoking?
[13:30]<Martilicious> lord knows any more Sat
[13:30]*ghannima giggles and chocohugs everyone
[13:30]<Martilicious> and Ineed togo sleep
[13:30]<Martilicious> and my spacebar needs to get a life and do some work
[13:31]*SimplyDivine chocohugs ghanni back
[13:31]*ghannima winks at SD and sprays her with ice cream
[13:31]<SimplyDivine> woohooo!
[13:32]<ghannima> next question, pls?
[13:32]<Fiona> thanks Ghann
[13:32]<ghannima> is waiting for newbies
[13:33]<Sat1> Sweet dreams Marti
[13:33]<ghannima> yw, little orc
[13:34]<SimplyDivine> Y'all ready for another Newb Trivia Quiz? Remember, total pop 3K and answer in one reply.
[13:34]<Lord Julien> hello ghanni
[13:34]<ghannima> hi LJ
[13:35]*Aquennomi hops excitedly
[13:36]*ghannima sprays LJ with chocolate
[13:36]<SimplyDivine> Name 4 Build stats that are provided on the World Stats page.
[13:37]*Lord Julien runs in circles
[13:37]*ghannima bounces
[13:37]<Lord Julien> lol
[13:37]<SimplyDivine> steady, y'all, the newbs are thinking
[13:37]<Fiona> may i enter again
[13:37]<SimplyDivine> if you wish
[13:37]<Fiona> play build trade research
[13:38]<Aquennomi> towns settled, current popo, in production and levels built
[13:38]<ghannima> i'm a very quet bouncer!
[13:38]<SimplyDivine> Nomi is correct!
[13:38]<Fiona> good job!
[13:38]<SimplyDivine> Congrats, Nomi!
[13:38]<ghannima> yay Nomi!
[13:38]<ghannima> what's the prize?
[13:39]<SimplyDivine> horsies
[13:39]<ghannima> 1k?
[13:39]<SimplyDivine> Check your incoming, Nomi, and congrats again!
[13:39]<SimplyDivine> No, 3K.
[13:40]<ghannima> nice!
[13:40]<Aquennomi> dang, ghannima doubled it
[13:40]<SimplyDivine>
[13:40]<ghannima> shush
[13:41]<SimplyDivine> heh, no secrets in GC
[13:42]<ghannima> next question, pls?
[13:42]<Johair Sox> Gossip Central
[13:42]<SimplyDivine> hi, Sox
[13:43]<Johair Sox> Hi
[13:43]<SimplyDivine> http://elgea.illyriad.co.uk/#/World/HeraldDiplomatic Now that's the REAL Illy gossip column.
[13:44]<SimplyDivine> Okie, last question for today...
[13:45]<SimplyDivine> For a grab bag of goodies....What are the 2 types of Relocation and how are they different?
[13:45]<Fiona> exo and teneril, one moves instantly the other a month or more
[13:45]<SimplyDivine> ummm
[13:45]<Sat1> lol
[13:45]<SimplyDivine> no, sorry
[13:45]<Kylinneira> Hello GC! Hope everyone's day is going passably well...
[13:45]<Fiona> pk lol
[13:45]<Fiona> ok
[13:46]<SimplyDivine> hi, Kyli
[13:46]<Gonarr> Tenaril and exodus, Tenaril takes it's res sq with it
[13:46]<Aquennomi> exo and tenaril,,, exo much research and 5sq per hr, tenaril is one time teleport of a city,, exo new plots, tenaril takes with
[13:46]<wink> teneral and exodus
[13:46]<SimplyDivine> Again, nomi is correct.
[13:46]<Mad Cow>
[13:47]<wink> hi mad
[13:47]<SimplyDivine> Sorry, vets, but this quiz is open to newbs only.
[13:47]<Mad Cow> howdy wink
[13:47]<Fiona> i kinda said that with getting technical
[13:47]*SimplyDivine hugs wink
[13:47]*ghannima chocohugs wink
[13:47]<Fiona> Hi wink
[13:47]<wink> hugs SD
[13:47]<wink> chocohugs ghannima
[13:47]*ghannima waves to MC
[13:48]<SimplyDivine> Congrats, Nomi, and check your incoming.
[13:48]<wink> hi fiona
[13:48]<ghannima> what's the prize?
[13:48]<madmano> lj u there?
[13:48]*ghannima bounces
[13:48]<SimplyDivine> 1K each of saddles, books & beer
[13:48]<Kylinneira> Thanks, Ghannima.
[13:48]<WOLFEATER> Hi Wink hows you
[13:49]<Aquennomi> cool
[13:49]<SimplyDivine> Thanks to all that participated. Hope y'all had fun and maybe even learned a little bit.
[13:49]<wink> hi wolf im good and you
[13:49]*SimplyDivine hugs Wolfy, too
[13:49]<WOLFEATER> great ty
[13:49]<wink> good to hear
[13:49]<WOLFEATER> Hi Divine Hugs
[13:51]<SimplyDivine> Sorry, name is SimplyDivine not Divine Hugs, but I appreciate the thought.
[13:51]<SimplyDivine> *just teasing, Wolfy, you know I lubs you*
[13:52]<WOLFEATER>
[13:57]<Meredythe> that is boarding on TMI>
[13:57]*Meredythe 's mind added an E
[13:59]<wink> lol
[14:01]<WOLFEATER> mm
[14:01]<wink> climbs out of the gutter
[14:02]*SimplyDivine has permanent spot in GC gutter
[14:02]*Erista pushes wink back in
[14:02]*SimplyDivine huggles Erist
[14:02]<SimplyDivine> a
[14:02]<wink> i live there
[14:02]<SimplyDivine> oops
[14:02]<Erista> haha
[14:03]<Erista> out of breath SD?
[14:03]<wink> hugs erista
[14:03]*Erista hugs SD and wink
[14:03]<Gemley the dwarf> I have 6241 dwarven battle axes I need to get rid of for 2,500 per axe. Any takers? I believe that is more dwarven axes then all the selling offers put together in Centrum
[14:10]<DeliciousJosh> Yes please
[14:11]<DeliciousJosh> although I would maybe bargain you down to 2,000?
[14:11]<Gemley the dwarf> No
[14:12]<Gemley the dwarf> This dwarf isn't looking to haggle
[14:12]<DeliciousJosh> neither is this one
[14:12]<DeliciousJosh> have a good day sir
[14:13]<Gemley the dwarf> You too
[14:13]<DeliciousJosh> I take it you just want gold
[14:13]<SIMPLY_BEAST> Dwarf Negotiation...
[14:13]<SIMPLY_BEAST> lol
[14:13]*DeliciousJosh in case Gemley doesn't just want gold, he lays out some options
[14:14]<DeliciousJosh> 100 draught horses and 1,000 riding horses for 6,000 axes
[14:14]<Baesil> This is DJ not haggling
[14:14]<Gemley the dwarf> I am looking for gold, just messaged the DLords about it so if you want them you have to act quickly
[14:14]<DeliciousJosh> gnu has hundreds of thousands
[14:14]<Gemley the dwarf> I'm sure they could use a few more
[14:14]<DeliciousJosh> probably
[14:15]*DeliciousJosh waves hello to Baesil the elf of shadows
[14:15]<Gemley the dwarf> Well I have to go, message me if you change your mind
[14:16]<DeliciousJosh> have a good one gemley the dwarf
[14:16]*Baesil acknowledges Delicious Josh and notes that Prince Frederic was mentioned on Last Week Tonight last night
[14:16]<DeliciousJosh> you and your royalty
[14:16]<Baesil> its your royalty
[14:16]<Baesil> ive just met them
[14:17]<DeliciousJosh> i play snooker with them on wednesdays
[14:17]<DeliciousJosh> we call it "wednesday snooker"
[14:17]<Baesil> well tell Fred he was the butt of a joke on american tv
[14:17]<DeliciousJosh> what did they say?
[14:18]<Baesil> they had footage of him putting on a bear costume and dancing and annoying people at a palace event
[14:19]<Baesil> the point of the joke was that US isnt the only country with useless leaders
[14:19]<DeliciousJosh> wahahah
[14:19]<DeliciousJosh> thing is, american leaders would never show such carelessness and liberty
[14:20]<DeliciousJosh> tell Lenno that
[14:20]<Baesil> hbo is usually pretty vigilant about protecting its stuff so it would be difficult to find on youtube i think
[14:20]<DeliciousJosh> i cant view american footage much here
[14:20]<DeliciousJosh> have to be in the us
[14:20]<Aquennomi> American and US are not equal... . geezes people.
[14:21]<DeliciousJosh> i hate being corrected on that
[14:21]<DeliciousJosh> do u understand what I mean?
[14:21]<DeliciousJosh> good
[14:21]<DeliciousJosh> then stop correcting me
[14:21]<Aquennomi> I hate it when people make that mistake.
[14:21]<DeliciousJosh> learn to live with it. it happens a lot
[14:21]<Aquennomi> US is American,, American is not US.
[14:22]<DeliciousJosh> denmark is a part of scandinavia, sweden isn't the whole of scandinavia, neither is norway and that mistake happens a lot too
[14:22]<DeliciousJosh> i learned to live with it
[14:22]<DeliciousJosh> Oo
[14:22]<Baesil> go ahead and hand them a Venezuelan passport when they ask for your american one
[14:22]<DeliciousJosh> ;p
[14:23]<Aquennomi> I will tell them I dont have an American passport, because there is no such thing.
[14:23]<DeliciousJosh> so how come they show the danish royal family on news over there
[14:23]<Baesil> it's standard terminology even among major news sources
[14:23]<Thordor> Got caught out in the rain, Aaah it felt good!
[14:24]<Baesil> @DJ it is a comedy news show
[14:24]<DeliciousJosh> whos the host
[14:24]<Baesil> john oliver
[14:24]<DeliciousJosh> hes fun!
[14:25]<DeliciousJosh> i dont like the guy who took over lenno
[14:25]<Baesil> thats the first time ive ever seen them on american tv
[14:25]<Baesil> Leno was terrible
[14:26]<DeliciousJosh> house of cards season 3 teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P7YPtIse4w
[14:26]<Baesil> oooh
[14:27]<DeliciousJosh> yes leno was terrible, but it was still one of the most watched shows
[14:27]<DeliciousJosh> anyway
[14:28]<Baesil> I like Fallon but have to admit that time slot is more for the senior set
[14:28]<SIMPLY_BEAST> I refused to watch leno after he screwed conan
[14:29]<DeliciousJosh> happy times lindi ortega
[14:29]<DeliciousJosh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUfFJf6CLuM
[14:29]<Baesil> NBC screwed Dave to get him -- I never liked him. Not funny. He basically ended up copying dave anyway
[14:29]<SIMPLY_BEAST> Kimmel has the best late night show now
[14:29]<Mad Cow> heya SB!
[14:29]<Baesil> Kimmel is good. I like Colbert too
[14:29]<SIMPLY_BEAST> Hey MC
[14:31]<Mad Cow> Need anything SB?
[14:31]<SIMPLY_BEAST> I need you to check your mail
[14:32]<Lord Julien> hello SB
[14:32]<SIMPLY_BEAST> Howdy LJ
[14:32]<Lord Julien> hey MC, Baesil, GC
[14:33]<Mad Cow> ok will do SB
[14:34]<SIMPLY_BEAST> Julien, LoE gone?
[14:34]<Lord Julien> yeh
[14:34]<SIMPLY_BEAST> Sorry to hear
[14:34]<Lord Julien> not easy to recruit nowadays
[14:34]<DeliciousJosh> me as well
[14:34]<Lord Julien> too many alliances and every alliance is better than the other
[14:34]<DeliciousJosh> timing was bad mate
[14:35]<SIMPLY_BEAST> I was never good at recruiting
[14:35]<Lord Julien> tough market to come in just like that
[14:35]<Lord Julien> well im a bit picky .. so that was a prob too
[14:35]<DeliciousJosh> ^^
[14:35]<wink> hi lj
[14:35]<Lord Julien> hello wink
[14:36]<Baesil> I was mcrow's recruiter for over a year I think I got two people
[14:36]<Archimedes> Alright. I'm at the end of the tutorial, where it tells me to join an alliance. Is there any way to turn this off?
[14:36]<TanyaFairy> hey Mad Cow
[14:36]<DeliciousJosh> Empire of the sun - walking on a dream
[14:36]<DeliciousJosh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eimgRedLkkU&list=LLMVA2VmQJ5mgt9rambwpbcA
[14:37]<Aquennomi> click on the x
[14:37]<Lord Julien> when we were first recruiting for The Crows ... it took like 4 days to get like 70 members
[14:37]<Lord Julien> lol
[14:37]<Lord Julien> that's like 3yrs ago
[14:39]<wink> use to be a recruiter
[14:40]<SIMPLY_BEAST> recruiting is not easy in illy
[14:40]<wink> no it is not
[14:41]<SIMPLY_BEAST> Sorry, recruiting quality
[14:41]<WOLFEATER> very true SB
[14:41]<Lord Julien> i believe recruiting is very easy
[14:41]<Lord Julien> but holding on to an active member is not
[14:41]<SIMPLY_BEAST> I am not talking about care packages to newbs and a blind invite either
[14:41]<Fiona> Its hard
[14:41]<SIMPLY_BEAST> that is a recipe for alot of inactives
[14:42]<Lord Julien> agreed
[14:42]<SIMPLY_BEAST> Which is why most alliances in illy are empty shells
[14:42]<Baesil> I think if your alliance and alliance chat has its own feel to it recruiting will kind of take care of itself
[14:42]<SIMPLY_BEAST> big on the outside, dead inside
[14:42]<wink> yes
[14:42]<Lord Julien> like Baesil said
[14:42]<Archimedes> Y'all almost make me wanna prove you wrong. They said the same thing on LOTRO when I founded my first kinship. Still 80% active after five years.
[14:42]<Mad Cow> anyone want bulk livestock for cheap? IGM me an offer
[14:42]<wink> we are lucky here alot of active peeps
[14:43]<SIMPLY_BEAST> Baesil, active AC keeps people engaged
[14:43]<madmano> mc mail
[14:43]<Archimedes> Hrmph. New acronym. AC?
[14:43]<Baesil> yeah if you dont keep them engaged there they come here -- then all is lost
[14:43]<wink> it is hard running an alliance to
[14:44]<wink> not as easy as i thought
[14:44]<SIMPLY_BEAST> I have had the privilege to sit accounts in other alliances
[14:44]<SIMPLY_BEAST> wow
[14:44]<SIMPLY_BEAST> what a surprise
[14:45]<Archimedes> That's what I have said, many times, in my own experiences on Kins and Alliances and the like. I've been in groups where they ignore the little guys entirely and only play with the big guns. Very disappointing.
[14:45]<wink> you have to deal with alot of crap
[14:45]<SIMPLY_BEAST> why do people keep accounts inactive for so long?