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Static Fluffy

Nov 5th, 2012
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  1. >You are a man who has just put up a lamp you ordered.
  2. >It came packed in a box with lots of Styrofoam popcorn.
  3. >You have piled the little foam things outside to let your fluffy play in them.
  4. >You get your lamp set just right and turn it on, perfect.
  5. >You look out the window at your female earth fluffy with blue fluff and a purple mane.
  6. >She is in your back yard, it is a large yard surrounded by woods.
  7. >She is giggling incessantly as she romps into the pile of foam popcorn.
  8. >She dives in and you see a lump start to move through the pile.
  9. >Every once in a while her head will pop out.
  10. >She has popcorns clinging to her fluff.
  11. >One is on the tip of her nose.
  12. >She snorts at it making it go off only to be drug back by static.
  13. >She then giggles and flops back into the pile.
  14. >Her body is covered and her legs wiggle excitedly in the air.
  15. >She gets right and comes out of the pile only to turn and jump back in.
  16. >It warms your heart to her having such a good time.
  17. >You are about to turn around when you see a unicorn fluffy walking out of the woods.
  18. >It is a light grey male unicorn with a dark gray mane.
  19. >You try to think of the best way to handle the stray coming into your yard.
  20. >You walk to your closet and look through it deciding on the water gun filled with tabasco sauce.
  21. >You start to walk out and look out your window again to make sure your fluffy is safe.
  22. >She has come out of the pile of Styrofoam.
  23. >She is smiling and walking up to the stray.
  24. >She is covered all over by the Styrofoam balls.
  25. >She has walked up to the unicorn and is talking to the unicorn.
  26. >”Yay! Nuu fwen! Wan pway?”
  27. >He gives her a raspberry, “Yoo go way! This my awea now!”
  28. >Your fluffy starts to look sad, “But fwuffy wan pway! Pwease pway wif fwuffy.”
  29. >He starts to raise his hoof, “Gif owies if yoo nuu weave!”
  30. >Oh fuck him in the ass!
  31. >You think after a generous helping of hot sauce in the eyes, you might put some on his ass for good measure!
  32. >Your fluffy starts to cry, “Pwease nuu be meanie fwuffy. Gif huggies, make meanie fwuffy nice fwuffy!”
  33. >She starts to truddle toward him, a waving ball of popcorn stuff.
  34. >He rears his hoof up.
  35. >You won’t make it out in time to stop her.
  36. >You are seathing, anything he does to her you will-
  37. *POP*
  38. >”WHAAAAA!!!”, both fluffies yell in pain and fall backwards.
  39. >You could swear you saw the spark from where you are.
  40. >Your fluffy jumps up and runs blindly going back into the popcorn pile.
  41. >The unicorn lies on the ground crying covering his nose.
  42. >Your fluffy comes back out of the pile and sits crying.
  43. >Her fluff once again covered in the white Styrofoam packing.
  44. >The unicorn sets up, “Fwuffy nose hewt… wan huggie…”
  45. >Your fluffy hears that, “Yay! Nuu fwen!”
  46. >She truddles toward him again and tries to hug his neck.
  47. *POP*
  48. >”WHAAAAA!!!”
  49. >Both fluffies run around randomly.
  50. >Your fluffy once again gets into the Styrofoam popcorn.
  51. >The grey unicorn starts to run to the woods.
  52. >”Fwuff nuu wike it here! Wahhhh! Weave fwuffy awone!”
  53. >Well, that went better than expected.
  54. >You set the tabasco water gun down and start to go outside.
  55. >Your fluffy is still crying.
  56. >She looks up and sees you, “Wahhhh! Daddy, meanie fwuffy come and hewt fwuffy!”
  57. >You get down on one knee and smile at her, “Its ok now, daddy is here.”
  58. >She comes to you and you put your arms out to give her a big hug.
  59. >You will do your best to calm her-
  60. *POP*
  61. >Fuck!
  62. >That hurt!
  63. >She starts to cry and run again heading back to the popcorn pile.
  64. >You grab her up before she can get to it and start to cradle her.
  65. >”Its ok now princess.”
  66. >She sniffles in your arms.
  67. >”I think that is enough playing in the white crunchy things today.”
  68. >”Let’s go in, I’ll get some spaghetti going while I clean up this mess.
  69. >She sniffles and wiggles deeper into your arms.
  70. >”Tank yoo daddy… yoo bestest daddy…”
  71. >You make a mental note.
  72. >Fluffies can make a lot of static.
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