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- >You are a man who has just put up a lamp you ordered.
- >It came packed in a box with lots of Styrofoam popcorn.
- >You have piled the little foam things outside to let your fluffy play in them.
- >You get your lamp set just right and turn it on, perfect.
- >You look out the window at your female earth fluffy with blue fluff and a purple mane.
- >She is in your back yard, it is a large yard surrounded by woods.
- >She is giggling incessantly as she romps into the pile of foam popcorn.
- >She dives in and you see a lump start to move through the pile.
- >Every once in a while her head will pop out.
- >She has popcorns clinging to her fluff.
- >One is on the tip of her nose.
- >She snorts at it making it go off only to be drug back by static.
- >She then giggles and flops back into the pile.
- >Her body is covered and her legs wiggle excitedly in the air.
- >She gets right and comes out of the pile only to turn and jump back in.
- >It warms your heart to her having such a good time.
- >You are about to turn around when you see a unicorn fluffy walking out of the woods.
- >It is a light grey male unicorn with a dark gray mane.
- >You try to think of the best way to handle the stray coming into your yard.
- >You walk to your closet and look through it deciding on the water gun filled with tabasco sauce.
- >You start to walk out and look out your window again to make sure your fluffy is safe.
- >She has come out of the pile of Styrofoam.
- >She is smiling and walking up to the stray.
- >She is covered all over by the Styrofoam balls.
- >She has walked up to the unicorn and is talking to the unicorn.
- >”Yay! Nuu fwen! Wan pway?”
- >He gives her a raspberry, “Yoo go way! This my awea now!”
- >Your fluffy starts to look sad, “But fwuffy wan pway! Pwease pway wif fwuffy.”
- >He starts to raise his hoof, “Gif owies if yoo nuu weave!”
- >Oh fuck him in the ass!
- >You think after a generous helping of hot sauce in the eyes, you might put some on his ass for good measure!
- >Your fluffy starts to cry, “Pwease nuu be meanie fwuffy. Gif huggies, make meanie fwuffy nice fwuffy!”
- >She starts to truddle toward him, a waving ball of popcorn stuff.
- >He rears his hoof up.
- >You won’t make it out in time to stop her.
- >You are seathing, anything he does to her you will-
- *POP*
- >”WHAAAAA!!!”, both fluffies yell in pain and fall backwards.
- >You could swear you saw the spark from where you are.
- >Your fluffy jumps up and runs blindly going back into the popcorn pile.
- >The unicorn lies on the ground crying covering his nose.
- >Your fluffy comes back out of the pile and sits crying.
- >Her fluff once again covered in the white Styrofoam packing.
- >The unicorn sets up, “Fwuffy nose hewt… wan huggie…”
- >Your fluffy hears that, “Yay! Nuu fwen!”
- >She truddles toward him again and tries to hug his neck.
- *POP*
- >”WHAAAAA!!!”
- >Both fluffies run around randomly.
- >Your fluffy once again gets into the Styrofoam popcorn.
- >The grey unicorn starts to run to the woods.
- >”Fwuff nuu wike it here! Wahhhh! Weave fwuffy awone!”
- >Well, that went better than expected.
- >You set the tabasco water gun down and start to go outside.
- >Your fluffy is still crying.
- >She looks up and sees you, “Wahhhh! Daddy, meanie fwuffy come and hewt fwuffy!”
- >You get down on one knee and smile at her, “Its ok now, daddy is here.”
- >She comes to you and you put your arms out to give her a big hug.
- >You will do your best to calm her-
- *POP*
- >Fuck!
- >That hurt!
- >She starts to cry and run again heading back to the popcorn pile.
- >You grab her up before she can get to it and start to cradle her.
- >”Its ok now princess.”
- >She sniffles in your arms.
- >”I think that is enough playing in the white crunchy things today.”
- >”Let’s go in, I’ll get some spaghetti going while I clean up this mess.
- >She sniffles and wiggles deeper into your arms.
- >”Tank yoo daddy… yoo bestest daddy…”
- >You make a mental note.
- >Fluffies can make a lot of static.
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