sneezy
Hey!

Azuralis
Hey!

sneezy
What's up??

What's up?

Azuralis
nothing much, just watching some Disney movies, you?

sneezy
old ones or new ones?

Azuralis
what's your favorite Disney movie?

sneezy
I'm just hanging out at home

Azuralis
old ones, they are the best!

sneezy
hmmmm....I have a few

and I agree on that

Azuralis
you would know right, you're like the poster child of the 7 dwarves hahahaha

which one is your favorite princess?

is it Snow White?

it's gotta be Snow White

17:26

sneezy
Hey!

Azuralis
Hey!

sneezy
What's up??

What's up?

Azuralis
nothing much, just watching some Disney movies, you?
17:27

sneezy
old ones or new ones?

Azuralis
what's your favorite Disney movie?

sneezy
I'm just hanging out at home

Azuralis
old ones, they are the best!

sneezy
hmmmm....I have a few

and I agree on that

Azuralis
you would know right, you're like the poster child of the 7 dwarves hahahaha

which one is your favorite princess?

is it Snow White?

it's gotta be Snow White

she has such nice black hair

I love her short bob

do you like short hair or long hair?
17:29

sneezy
I loved Sword and the Stone, Fantasia, Beauty and the Beast, The Great Mouse Detective..a lot of the old ones...

Azuralis
long hair is nice too, like what's her name

the one with the long blond hair

sneezy
hmmm..have to think about the princesses...

I like both

but prefer longer

Azuralis
yeah long hair the best, you can climb on it HAHAHA

sneezy
And I do know...I can't believe it wasn't already taken
17:30

sneezy
haha

sneezy
haha

rapunzel?

Azuralis
YES that,s the one!

it's such a weird name, is it German or something?

why would Disney use German names, I mean this is America!
17:31

sneezy
hha

i don't know

haha

Azuralis
makes no sense to me

I hope Bambi was american at least right?

sneezy
i guess its a old european story

sneezy
i guess its a old european story

like pinocchio

Azuralis
who cares about Europe, it's all about America

have you ever been to Disney Land?

or Disney World?
17:32

sneezy
yeah

both

Azuralis
Disney Land must be better it's the original one

sneezy
more to disneyland

it is

Azuralis
it's the REAL disney place

that's probably where they keep Walt Disney

cryogenized or whatever

like he's somewhere under the castle right??

do you think he'll come back to life soon like Jesus?

and then he'll make more movies like old time

sneezy
hahaha

that would be nice

Azuralis
I love Jesus, do you love Jesus?
17:34

sneezy
I was raised so

Azuralis
Jesus is the best, which apostle do you like the best?

Azuralis
Jesus is the best, which apostle do you like the best?
17:35

sneezy
What's your avatar of?

i'm just finally am reading it all the way through and haven't gotten that far yet

Azuralis
mary madgalene

HAHA JUST JK

it's a random girl
17:36

sneezy
you look like her?

Azuralis
you know mary madgalene right?

sneezy
yes

Azuralis
no I look nothing like mary madgalene

she was kind of fat, look at pictures of her on the web

sneezy
i meant the avatar:)

Azuralis
but she's the second most important woman in the bible so yeah

sneezy
mary?

Azuralis
YES!!

sneezy
the other mary?

Azuralis
ding ding ding

you win!

you're good at this!

do you go to Church on Sundays?

you're not Catholic right?
17:39

sneezy
not always

i am

Azuralis
oh...

Azuralis
nothing it's just...

nvm

sneezy
ha

is that a problem?

Azuralis
well I just don't understand

why would you be Catholic
17:41

sneezy
i was born/raised

Azuralis
so you believe in the Pope and stuff?

sneezy
sure

Azuralis
that's weird.

anyways
17:42

sneezy
i meant your avatar...do you look like it?

Azuralis
yes I look exactly like her!

isn't this a super coincidence?

sneezy
really??

sneezy
really??

Azuralis
yes!!!

I think the artist was stalking me or something
17:43

sneezy
hhahaha

Azuralis
I'm like his muse!

I don't always wear glasses though, do you wear glasses?
17:44

sneezy
i do

but not all the time

Azuralis
are they tiny round glasses like in the 7 dwarves?
17:45

sneezy
i think your avatar/rendering is very cute:)

haha

Azuralis
wait do you MINE for a living!!!!

that would be so PERFECT

sneezy
a little bigger

so i can see

hhaha

i don't

sorry

Azuralis
what do you do?

except for all the catholic stuff...
17:46

sneezy
haha

i'm in entertainment

Azuralis
I don't want to hear about those lies

sneezy
in LA

Azuralis
oh yeah?

sneezy
haha

Azuralis
do you make Disney movies??

sneezy
you?

i don't

sneezy
you?

i don't

sorry to disappint

maybe one day

Azuralis
are you a stand up comedian?

are you AN ACTOR?!
17:47

sneezy
behind the scenes

Azuralis
wait are you George Clooney?

aw

sneezy
maybe.....

Azuralis
OMG REALLY!!!!

can you sign me something?!

sneezy
hhahaha

no

Azuralis
WHY NOT!!

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN IN THE WORLD

I'm gonna be the first to see Tomorrowland!!
17:48

sneezy
i meant i'm not george cloney

Azuralis
oh

sneezy
sorry

Azuralis
wow that wasn't clear

you should have said it earlier
17:49

sneezy
no

Azuralis
kind of led me on

sneezy
sorry

haha

sneezy
sorry

haha

i said maybe

i was joking around

Azuralis
were you also joking about being a Catholic then??

sneezy
no

sorry

Azuralis
crud.

sneezy
haha

how about you?

Azuralis
it's ok Jesus teaches us to love everyone

I'm not Catholic

sneezy
i meant work

Azuralis
I work at Macy's!!

I sell perfume!

it's a super nice job
17:51

sneezy
cool

Azuralis
do you know Macy's?

we have like a billion perfumes!
17:52

sneezy
yes

perfume makes me sneeze sometimes

Azuralis
I get to spray some on every morning for free!

my favorite are the Estee Lauder ones

they are so delicate and beautiful

sneezy
cool

Azuralis
I spend my day helping people choose a perfume!!

but they never buy it

I think they go online after

which sucks

it's not really fair, I do all the work

all that perfume I spray all day

it's everywhere

makes my eyes water

sneezy
you have a slight allergy then too?

Azuralis
I don't always like my job HAHAHA

but then I just go to the shoes section and I feel better

DO YOU LIKE SHOES?

sneezy
whereabouts are you in the states?

Eh

That's more a girl's thing...

Azuralis
WHAT that'snot true

there are tons of shoes for men

I see them every day!

I even saw a guy wearing women shoes one, like heels

that was awesome

do you wear heels sometimes?

sneezy
no

sorry

Azuralis
why not??

is it against catholicism rules?
17:58

sneezy
it's odd for straight men to do that

Azuralis
what!

JESUS TELLS US TO LOVE EVERYONE

that includes non-straight men

you should know better

AND EVEN STRAIGHT MEN WEARING SHOES

I think it's pretty hot in fact
17:59

sneezy
doesn't mean i have to wear hi heels though

Azuralis
I guess if you want to stick to your boring sneakers you don't have to

you'd look better in a pair of sparkly sandals

sneezy
haha

ok
18:00

sneezy
so whereabouts are you?

Azuralis
plus it would help since you're a dwarf

sneezy
haha

Azuralis
why are you laughing?

sneezy
thought it was funny...thinking i'm a dwarf

Azuralis
well you are

your avatar says so

sneezy
so...Mint's is of a cat, but she's not a cat

Azuralis
actually Mint is RPing as her cat all the time, so technically she is

sneezy
Well, Bondi's not an alien

Azuralis
you didn't know?! HAHA

everyone knows about it!

sneezy
hhaha

Azuralis
SEE?

look in chatroom!!

sneezy
hahahaha

Azuralis
why are you laughing? O_o

why are you so quiet!

did I upset you?

is it about the catholic thing?
18:06

sneezy
that was funny

that's all

Azuralis
what do you behind the scene anyway?
18:08

sneezy
on set stuff

Azuralis
what does that mean?

do you build the stage?
18:09

sneezy
i don't want to get too particular

no

Azuralis
like all the decor and stuff

is it a secret job?

do you work with the Pope?

sneezy
hahahaha

Azuralis
have you ever met him before?

why are you laughing?!!!

sneezy
no

Azuralis
I feel like you're laughing at me...

sneezy
because it's absurd for me to work for the pope....

Azuralis
why?!

sneezy
you're teasing me

Azuralis
he needs people around him

he's got his own entourage

sometimes people film him speak and stuff

I've seen it

sneezy
haha
18:11

sneezy
i'm not them

Azuralis
I'm not teasing you, I thought maybe you got to work with him when people were filming him

sneezy
the Swiss Guard

oh

no

Azuralis
I don't think it's such a stretch...

I'm not dumb.

sneezy
true

you never know

Azuralis
as a catholic it would probably be the most logical thing to do if you were working behind the scene

Azuralis
as a catholic it would probably be the most logical thing to do if you were working behind the scene

I don't like it when people think I'm dumb
18:12

sneezy
so...

Azuralis
I'm bubbly yeah I know but I'm not dumb
18:13

sneezy
you on the east coast?

Azuralis
yes

sneezy
i never said that you were

cool

Azuralis
OMG DO YOU LIKE WINTER??

I LOVE WINTER

sneezy
yes

Azuralis
and PEPPERMINT MOCHA!

and like CHRISTMAS!

sneezy
but we don't really get it here

Azuralis
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL WITH ALL THE SNOW

sneezy
winter

Azuralis
how do you not get Christmas, where do you live?

sneezy
i miss snow

Azuralis
do you catholics not celebrate Christmas?
18:14

sneezy
i meant winter

LA doesn't relly have a white winter

Azuralis
oh good

wow that sucks

why would you ever live there

sneezy
no snow
18:15

sneezy
work

Azuralis
do you have Macy's in LA?

sneezy
it's actually still hot here

of course

Azuralis
WOW THAT'S COOL!

maybe I could move there

and bring some snow

I'll just put it in a coler

cooler*

HAHAHAHA


18:16

sneezy
hhaha

but actually hot

i was in shorts today

Azuralis
WOW THAT'S COOL

I'm jelly
18:17

sneezy
haha

yeah

Azuralis
you know what I was WEARING?
18:18

sneezy
i can wear shorts year round here

that's a perk

?

what?

Azuralis
GUESS!

Azuralis
GUESS!

sneezy
Jeans, sweater?

Azuralis
NOPE!

try again!!

I love guessing games hahaha
18:20

sneezy
sweatpants and a sweater?

Azuralis
NO!
18:21

sneezy
pajamas?

Azuralis
no HAHAHA

I'm not lazy

sneezy
i give up!

Azuralis
I'm not a catholic

no no try again!

no no try again!
18:22

sneezy
shorts and t shirt?

Azuralis
NOPE!

sneezy
a robe?

Azuralis
nope!!
18:23

sneezy
a dress

Azuralis
no!!

you're close though!

sneezy
a skirt

Azuralis
nope!!
18:24

sneezy
overalls

Azuralis
HAHAHA no!

that's so 90's

18:25

sneezy
i'm out of guesses

Azuralis
WHAT!

no no you gotta keep trying!

sneezy
no

Azuralis
why not ?

sneezy
tell me

Azuralis
you were almost there!

sneezy
i have no clue what you are wearing

Azuralis
that's not how a dwarf would react

a dwarf would keep trying until he DIES

that's what they are supposed to teach you

sneezy
well...i can't think of anything else

Azuralis
FINE

I was wearing a pair of pants, you know those old ones?

I found one that has a flap in the back

ISN'T THAT COOL???

it's so vintage!!
18:29

sneezy
haha

old school

cool

Azuralis
YEAAAAH!!

I'm pretty sure it'll be a new trend!

I'll talk to my boss at Macys

sneezy
hahaha

Azuralis
would you wear one?

or is it for "girls" only?

doesn't have to be sparkly or anything
18:32

sneezy
i don't know..probably

Azuralis
COOL!!

do you know how to sew?
18:33

sneezy
but it's too hot here for it now

Azuralis
you could make some!!

sneezy
i used to

Azuralis
what happened??

did you get hit on the head and you forgot?

sneezy
no...it was in middle schol

school

i sewed something once and never had the opportunity again

Azuralis
it's like biking, you can totally do it again

sneezy
probably

Azuralis
let's start a company and make our own!!
18:37

sneezy
hahaha

ok!!

Azuralis
we'll do like an assembly line!

sneezy
what fabric?

Azuralis
and we'll sing dwarves songs!

hemp of course

totally vintage

we'll give them a "used" look too

what should we call it?!!!

sneezy
cool

Azuralis
omg it'll be so cool!

I can't sew though so I'll just manage you

I'll be the manager

what's your name?

sneezy
ha

good luck

Azuralis
maybe we can name our company with both our names

sneezy
Dan

Azuralis
OH OH we can have a cross in the office!

one of those giant ones with Jesus on it!

catholics have that too right...?

dude I'd move to LA if I could become rich with that

sneezy
yes

that's cool

Azuralis
do you want to do it for real???

I could give you some free perfume!

as like a "partner" gift hahahaha

sneezy
if you moved to la you could pick me up some claritin:)

Azuralis
I don't know that perfume, who makes it?

is it DKNY?

sneezy
claritin?

Azuralis
sometimes they have weird names like that

or Burberry?

what does it smell like?

sneezy
it's an allergy medication

Azuralis
wait wait tell me what it smells like, I'll guess

oh that doesn't smell good hahahahaha

sneezy
hhaha

no

Azuralis
there's this one perfume that always makes my nose go crazy though

I can't remember the name, shoot
18:46

sneezy
sneezing fits?

Azuralis
it's a new one by Rihanna

the top notes are mandarin and berries...

and the finish is very sweet like caramel or vanilla

you know which one?

I can't remember the name it's driving me crazy HAHA

it must have orchid in it though cause that's what does it you know

what's the naaaaame
18:48

sneezy
no idea

Azuralis
it's like it goes in and then my nose just

oh shit

sneezy
is that your only allergy?

Azuralis
I gotta go so sorry!!

I'll talk to you later!!