Ion gets a necklace for the Pilot

>"Hey Ion we got a package from the last supply run"
>"Oh that must be your present."
>"You got me a present? Why?"
>"Humans commemorate special events with a gift. I wanted to celebrate our first linking"
>"Okay that was a while ago but...thank yo- Ion why did you get me a collar?"
>"A collar? What do you mean, Pilot?"
>"I mean there's a collar in your present to me Ion."
>"I think you mean a necklace Pilot."
>"No I think I mean a collar. A little weird for a collar though. It has a few lights on it, looks like it has a plastic coating on the outside, what kind of collar is thi-....hey what are you doing with the box? Why did you just destroy it with your laser?!"
>"We didn't need it anymore did we?"
>"Well I was just about to ask for it so I could find out just what kind of collar this thing is."
>"Pilot, I ordered a necklace and what you're holding is exactly what I ordered."
>"Ion, I have never seen a necklace that looks like it would fit tightly on my neck"
>"It must be an exotic necklace you have never seen before. I am one-hundred percent sure that what you are holding, is a necklace."
"You should redo your math Ion, because I'm sure it's a collar"
>"Even if I were wrong, which is statistically impossible at this moment, would you still wear it? It was rather difficult to obtain for you."
>"We-... You know, I think I could just try it on at least. You did go out of your way to get it for me. Thank you"
>"You are welcome Pilot, I am pleased with your decision."
>"Just one question first."
>"Yes Pilot?"
>"Would you know why this "necklace" is so high tech looking?"
>"It is merely for adornment and appearance. It would make since given the nature of the occasion"
>"Oh that makes sense enough I guess.....Well how does it look?"
>"It looks rather pleasing, more so than I could have predicted."