[01:14:52] * Adamjr1000 (webchat@175.139.59.107) has joined #aos.gbl
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[01:15:03] <+Adamjr1000> hello anybody here
[01:16:31] <+ReubenMcHawk> Danko
[01:16:38] <@Danko> yo
[01:16:40] <+Adamjr1000> what
[01:16:42] <+ReubenMcHawk> visitor
[01:16:51] <+Adamjr1000> about my ban
[01:17:04] <@Danko> yes?
[01:17:22] <+Adamjr1000> well Danke thinks i was ESPing
[01:17:30] <+Adamjr1000>  but i wasnt
[01:17:38] <+ReubenMcHawk> This Danke sounds stupid
[01:17:40] <+ReubenMcHawk> Eh Danko?
[01:18:11] <@Danko> lol
[01:18:18] <@Danko> Adamjr1000: I am Danke
[01:18:44] <@Danko> Care to explain how you know that player was inside that solid slab of blocks?
[01:18:48] <+Adamjr1000> i just wanted to break a useless building at the back my the spawn  place but in the building Danke was in there in the other team so i did not know
[01:19:02] <@Danko> yeah, I don't believe that for a second
[01:19:08] <+Adamjr1000> what?
[01:19:48] <+Adamjr1000> why u dont believe me
[01:19:57] <@Danko> I was in the game
[01:20:03] <+Adamjr1000> i know
[01:20:05] <@Danko> your behavior doesn't make sense
[01:20:15] <+Adamjr1000> people said "hi danke"
[01:20:23] <@Danko> I was not ingame as Danke
[01:20:26] <@Danko> so, no, they didn't
[01:20:35] <@Danko> anyways, griefers don't dig right through the middle of buildings to destroy them
[01:20:51] <@Danko> your behavior was more like someone digging straight to an enemy
[01:20:58] <+Adamjr1000> well im more of a shoter
[01:21:00] <@Danko> besides, I turned invisible once you got in
[01:21:08] <@Danko> and you did not continue destroying it
[01:21:16] <@Danko> you jumped out and walked away
[01:21:34] <+Adamjr1000> then another guy came to break the building so went off
[01:22:23] <+Adamjr1000> so ya continue killing
[01:23:05] <@Danko> yeah,
[01:23:07] <@Danko> I don't buy it
[01:23:34] <+Adamjr1000> what im doing some lieing crap man
[01:23:42] <@StackOverflow> http://i.imgur.com/rHS0V.gif
[01:24:30] <+ReubenMcHawk> loool
[01:24:40] <+Adamjr1000> stack dont do that im a muslim and im fasting
[01:24:57] <@StackOverflow> I just nachos
[01:25:03] <@StackOverflow> ate nachos even
[01:25:18] <+Adamjr1000> Danko u there
[01:25:27] <+ReubenMcHawk> we nachos now
[01:26:02] <@Danko> ...
[01:26:07] <@Danko> I just said something two minutes ago
[01:26:14] <@StackOverflow> Danko you there
[01:26:19] <@Danko> StackOverflow u there bro
[01:26:21] <@Danko> bro u there
[01:26:21] <@StackOverflow> no
[01:26:24] <@Danko> bro bro bro
[01:26:25] <+Adamjr1000> what sometimes it just doesnt come
[01:26:37] <@Danko> try gripping it tighter
[01:26:58] <+Adamjr1000> so what to do w/out aos
[01:26:59] <+ReubenMcHawk> firmly grasp it
[01:27:35] <@Danko> I deal in bans, not in suggestions
[01:27:42] <@Danko> go eat a pancake
[01:28:07] <+Adamjr1000> im a muslim god damnit
[01:28:10] <+Adamjr1000> im fasting
[01:28:20] <@StackOverflow> http://i.imgur.com/v2gIL.gif
[01:28:30] <@Danko> pray 10 times a day instead of 5
[01:29:03] <+Adamjr1000> im the 5 dude
[01:29:16] <@Danko> stack, would 124.182.0.0 be banned on the gbl?
[01:29:18] <+ReubenMcHawk> Eat pancakes while facing Mecca
[01:29:25] <@Danko> I'm not sure how to check for cidrs
[01:30:04] <@StackOverflow> doesn't look like it
[01:30:08] <@Danko> I have a player who can't join aloha or minit
[01:30:12] <@Danko> and he's banned on neither
[01:30:22] <@Danko> well, he's not on aloha or the gbl at least
[01:30:44] <+Adamjr1000> i apply for the ban appeal
[01:31:28] <@Danko> oh, that was just an updating problem, nevermind
[01:33:02] <+Adamjr1000> :(
[01:34:44] <+Adamjr1000> wat to do
[01:35:32] <@StackOverflow> there are lots of things to do
[01:36:41] <+Adamjr1000> well im just so attached to aos
[01:37:01] <@Danko> StackOverflow: do you think # of "my submission" entries / # of active bans (1947) gives an accurate percentage of bans ?
[01:37:29] <+ReubenMcHawk> Adamjr1000 play brick-force
[01:37:34] <@StackOverflow> possibly
[01:37:37] <@StackOverflow> I'm half asleep
[01:37:45] <+Adamjr1000> Reuben whats that
[01:37:45] <@Danko> then my bans are 26%
[01:37:57] <@StackOverflow> you own 26% of all gbl bans?
[01:37:59] <@StackOverflow> well, active bans
[01:38:12] <@Danko> if that is accurate enough
[01:38:17] <@StackOverflow> would you like to buy stock?
[01:38:22] <+Adamjr1000> PLZ Unban me
[01:38:42] <@Danko> plz i so soz
[01:38:44] <@Danko> so so soz
[01:39:29] <@Danko> StackOverflow, when do I get paid for this
[01:39:29] <+Adamjr1000> >:0
[01:39:38] <@StackOverflow> after I get paid for this
[01:39:41] <@Danko> lol
[01:39:56] <@Danko> let's file a class action suit against ben once he starts charging
[01:40:02] <@Danko> make dem monies
[01:40:03] <@StackOverflow> times are tough
[01:40:13] <@StackOverflow> gonna add a paypal "priority appeal" option
[01:40:21] <@Danko> ^
[01:40:27] <@Danko> yes yes yessss
[01:40:57] <@Danko> gib me all you brazilian dollars
[01:41:10] <@Danko> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_real
[01:41:14] <@Danko> they keep it real in brazil
[01:41:42] <@StackOverflow> maybe I'll just take buttcoins
[01:41:57] <@Danko> BRL to USD is pretty bad though
[01:42:01] <@Danko> 2 BRL = 1 USD
[01:42:18] <@StackOverflow> 1 USD = 1 burger
[01:42:22] <@StackOverflow> works for me
[01:42:44] <@Danko> 1 USD = 361.9 ZWD
[01:42:52] <@Danko> good job zimbabwe
[01:43:36] <@Danko> apparently it was so bad they just abandoned it
[01:43:40] <@Danko> like NOPE no more money
[01:43:43] <@Danko> sorry everybody
[01:43:44] <@StackOverflow> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Zimbabwe_%24100_trillion_2009_Obverse.jpg
[01:43:50] <@StackOverflow> one hundred trillion dollars
[01:44:00] <@StackOverflow> why
[01:44:41] <@Danko> they had to basically restart their currency
[01:44:59] <@Danko> so it was like "Oh we got to one billion, let's call that one dollar now"
[01:45:06] <@StackOverflow> but the US is supposed to be the one who blows everything out of proportion
[01:45:14] <+ReubenMcHawk> proud to be an american
[01:45:24] <@Danko> I saw on cnn when they made that
[01:45:30] <@Danko> people were just using it as kindling
[01:45:36] <@StackOverflow> we need to print a 100 quadrillion dollar
[01:45:46] <@StackOverflow> and take it to a drive thru
[01:46:38] <@StackOverflow> but what if they refuse
[01:46:41] <+Adamjr1000> im holding a knife at near my stomach
[01:46:41] <+ReubenMcHawk> I've always wanted to order a massive order through the drive thru
[01:46:50] <@StackOverflow> guess I could just buy the entire franchise and change their rules
[01:46:51] <@StackOverflow> just for me
[01:47:00] <+ReubenMcHawk> Make the other people wait for me
[01:47:10] <@StackOverflow> Adamjr1000, don't do it
[01:47:12] <@StackOverflow> think of the baby
[01:47:40] <+Adamjr1000> dude u cant stop me stack + wtf about the baby
[01:47:49] <@Danko> congrats, you've picked pretty much the most painful way to die
[01:47:51] <+ReubenMcHawk> Someone get rambo
[01:47:53] <@Danko> and over a video game
[01:47:56] <+ReubenMcHawk> He can DDoS the knife
[01:48:03] <@StackOverflow> oh right
[01:48:05] <@StackOverflow> did he ddos me?
[01:48:12] <+ReubenMcHawk> him and his boatnet
[01:48:15] <+Adamjr1000> well cuz im so attached to Ace of Spades
[01:48:23] <@Danko> not reall
[01:48:23] <@Danko> y
[01:48:39] <@StackOverflow> you obviously aren't
[01:48:40] <@Danko> you're kind of detached
[01:48:44] <@StackOverflow> a true aos fan would use a spade
[01:48:57] <+Adamjr1000> u mean rifle
[01:49:05] <@StackOverflow> nah, too easy
[01:49:05] <@Danko> StackOverflow: did you see Bob_ earlier?
[01:49:12] <@StackOverflow> nope
[01:49:19] <@Danko> (14:21:50) <+Bob_> My son plays AOS and was banned in June.  We have sent multiple inquiries via the website, but cannot get a reply.  This is the other method people described in removing a ban, can you help?
[01:49:20] <+Adamjr1000> im really holding a knife now
[01:49:25] <@StackOverflow> oh, yeah
[01:49:26] <@StackOverflow> the parent
[01:49:28] <@Danko> ugh
[01:49:30] <@StackOverflow> "parent"
[01:49:33] <@Danko> yeah
[01:50:03] <@StackOverflow> I'm holding a bottle
[01:50:06] <@StackOverflow> don't make me do it
[01:50:10] <@StackOverflow> I'll litter
[01:50:21] <+ReubenMcHawk> "my son was hacking, but don't worry, i killed him. unban plz?"
[01:50:43] <+Adamjr1000> now the dad wants to play
[01:50:44] <@Danko> I'm holding a baby at near my head
[01:50:56] <@Danko> dude u cant stop me
[01:50:59] <@StackOverflow> I'd rather hold a knife than a baby
[01:51:04] <@Danko> im going to accidentally this whole baby
[01:51:08] <+ReubenMcHawk> you wouldn't download a baby
[01:51:11] <+Adamjr1000> fniwwvvvvvv;yvvcsf
[01:51:14] <+Adamjr1000> nm,./fdsfhgjkl;;;;;;
[01:51:14] <@StackOverflow> damn right I wouldn't
[01:51:22] * swim (~swim@24-212-209-166.cable.teksavvy.com) has joined #aos.gbl
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[01:51:30] <+swim> hello, all
[01:51:38] <+ReubenMcHawk> "seeding the baby" sounds incredibly wrong
[01:51:44] <+ReubenMcHawk> sup
[01:51:50] <+Adamjr1000> fian hdued duefnmd    died
[01:51:57] <+ReubenMcHawk> died
[01:51:59] <@Danko> this is still my favorite: http://maoctopus.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/download-bear.jpg
[01:52:00] <+swim> sup Adamjr1000
[01:52:13] <+ReubenMcHawk> lolol
[01:52:24] <+ReubenMcHawk> I need to make that my background
[01:52:37] <+Adamjr1000> cvhbjnmk,/
[01:52:39] <+Adamjr1000> l;ASDGJM
[01:52:40] <+Adamjr1000> asdfhj.k/
[01:52:52] <+swim> having fun, Adamjr1000?
[01:52:57] <@StackOverflow> are you swim?
[01:53:22] <+swim> yes.
[01:53:22] <@Danko> nobody's usin commas today
[01:53:24] <+ReubenMcHawk> Is that him flailing lifelessly on the keyboard?
[01:53:28] <@Danko> misunderstandings everywhere
[01:53:30] <+swim> this is swim
[01:53:32] <+swim> as my name says
[01:53:44] <+swim> how do you do
[01:53:52] <@Danko> oh god i'm having a seizuraoisdfvasubgls;ogaegawpeog
[01:54:07] <+ReubenMcHawk> I'm dying but still able to hit enter
[01:54:09] <@Danko> t/admin Danko
[01:54:15] <@Danko> twhy doesn't this work
[01:54:34] <+ReubenMcHawk> reminds me of the time i accidentally fell asleep on my keyboard and spammed #aos
[01:54:48] <@Danko> wait so does candlejack press enter before he leaves the ro
[01:55:07] <+ReubenMcHawk> haha
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[02:00:34] <+Adamjr1000> almost dead see you in the next life
[02:00:39] <+ReubenMcHawk> have fun
[02:00:55] <+ReubenMcHawk> No reason to unban a dead man
[02:01:04] <@Danko> enjoy your 72 voxel virgins
[02:02:49] <@Danko> two things that have been annoying me recently: aimbotters who stop fighting and start building when I'm trying to catch them, especially on babel, and [USAB]SIEGHEIL
[02:02:56] <+Adamjr1000> xcfgvhb
[02:04:35] <+showboat> not listed on our roster
[02:04:41] <+showboat> nor is his name the correct format
[02:04:42] <+Adamjr1000> is dead
[02:04:43] <+Hotk> ...
[02:05:18] <+Adamjr1000> ............................................................................''.'../'.
[02:05:19] <+Adamjr1000> ..
[02:05:20] <+Adamjr1000> .
[02:05:24] <+Hotk> honestly.. how do you threaten to kill yourself over a game
[02:05:26] * StackOverflow sets mode: +b *!*@175.139.59.107
[02:05:30] * Adamjr1000 was kicked by StackOverflow (Adamjr1000)