I'm talentless, daft and lazy [talentless pronounced like relentless]
My complaints are really crazy
And in Blender, my skills are rather minor

But despite my bigotry
And the fact I don’t know C
I've always yearned to be a game designer

Can't you see me on Kotaku getting praises
Rummagin’ the Twitters for my name?

Yep, I'd rather receive screams
For my games with edgy themes
> Stop oppressing me!
'cause I've got a great idea for a good game

He’s got a game
He’s got a game
Even though gameplay is not for what I aim

Though I do hate nerds and gamers
I just want to be so famous
Like everybody else, I've got a game

I have never touched a console
And my ideals are something I stole
And let's not even mention my agenda

But despite my strict rejection
to learn arrays and collections
I wanna make a game ‘bout my fake gender

Can't you see me with a big fat pile of money
Beggin’ for donations without shame

Though I have awful opinions
My fans shall act as minions
I just need someone else to make my game

I've got a game
(Xe's got a game)
I've got a game
(Xe's got a game)
And I know one day I’ll get my chance for fame

You could spend your money smarter
But hey look, it’s my kickstarter!
Like everybody else, I've got a game

Ike would like make a game bout headmates
Flora does half-assed CYOAs
Ulf is into gays, Attila's game sucks anyways
Felix tweets, Hugo writes, Fang has the [short pause] whitest knights
And Vladimir comes up with bad looking 8-bit sprites
> What about you?
> I’m sorry, me?
> What’s your idea for a game?
> No, no, no no. Sorry guys, I just shitpost.

I have some plans on my own
Just much less overblown
They mainly feature stuff that’s entertaining

With some bad guys there to shoot
And great visuals to boot
And single player that is worth campaigning

I've got a game
(She's got a game)
I've got a game
(She's got a game)
How bout a game where every level is the same
Yeah

It portrays my great depression
Try saying no, I’ll shout oppression!
Like all you work-shy hacks, I've got a game

She's got a game
He's got a game
Xe’s got a game
We've got a game
And any opposition we shall flame
We need acclaim

Call us inept
cons
unnerving
And grotesquely undeserving
'Cause we’ll have great success with our game

I've got a game
I've got a game
I've got a game
I've got a game
I've got a game
I've got a game

Yes, I need someone right now to make my game
Yeah