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- MEDIC=Mister Claptrap, I have a medical proposition for you.
- CLAPTRAP=Does it involve sexy nurses? Or hot nurses? Or hot sexy nurses?
- MEDIC=I would like to install a human brain inside your robot body, running in parallel to your mechanical brain.
- CLAPTRAP=A human brain? No offense, Doc, but are you out of your freakin' mind? Human brains are d-u-m dumb.
- GLADOS=It's true. I'm outhinking all of the humans at this table right now, all the while simultaneously running fifty-two experiments back at Aperture. Make that fifty-one. Subject 19 has just bisected himself with a laser. See? That's what human brains do - they walk into lasers.
- MEDIC=Ah, but just think of what a robot brain and a human brain could do together. The ruthless efficiency of a computer, combined with the empathy and creativity of a human.
- GLADOS=Empathy is overrated. And creativity is just another word for mathematically-appealing randomness.
- CLAPTRAP=She's right, Doc. The only thing human brains are good for distracting zombies.
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