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- P.184
- Panel 5: If you can read this it means you've discovered what font I've used for our little alien friend's language. Sadly, it doesn't spoil a lot of the story for you to know what's going on so I can't type what he's really saying.
- P.185
- Panel 3: Hee hee hee hee!
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- Panel 5: Hee hee hee hee!
- P.190
- Panel 1: Dis is da mighty Favog. How many in your party?
- Panel 6: Hee hee hee hee!
- P.200
- Panel 3: You're still translating this stuff? Well, I might as well give you something useful in the future. Maybe I'll do a recipe or something.
- Panel 4: We are the knights who say ni.
- Panel 5: I'm looking for a shrubbery.
- Panel 6: Spam.
- P.203
- Panel 2: And now the top-secret recipes' version of great American cookies, or "snickerdoodles".
- Panel 3: One-half cup butter (softened), one-half cup granulated sugar, one-third cup brown sugar.
- Panel 4: One egg, one-half teaspoon vanilla, one and a half cups flour, one-quarter teaspoon salt, one-half teaspoon baking soda, one-quarter teaspoon cream of tartar. Topping: two tablespoons granulated sugar, one teaspoon cinnamon.
- Panel 5: In one large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar with an electric mixer on high speed. Add the egg and vanilla and beat until smooth. In another bowl, combine the flour, salt, baking soda, and cream of tartar. Pour the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients and mix well. Preheat oven to three hundred degrees while you let the dough rise for two minutes in the refrigerator.
- Panel 6: In a small bowl, combine the sugar with the cinnamon for the topping. Take about two and a half tablespoons of the dough and roll it into a ball. Roll this dough in the cinnamon-sugar mixture and press it onto an ungreased cookie sheet. Repeat for the remaining cookies. Bake the cookies for twenty to fourteen minutes and no more; the cookies may seem undercooked but will continue to develop after they are removed from the oven. When the cookies have cooled they should be soft and chewy in the middle.
- Panel 7: BOOM!
- P.225
- Panel 4: Hee hee hee hee!
- P.233
- Panel 1: Please accept my humble offering of pulped fibrous material.
- P.366
- Panel 3: Miss Angela has challenged me to a combat ritual called "miniature golf". We are playing for the honor of our homeworlds. Wish me luck!
- P.392
- Panel 6: I used this primitive display adaptation device to create a holographic generator that produces imagery via heat waves distorting the air molecules above this metal box's inefficient electrical coil.
- P.393
- Panel 1: This is a sample of DNA that came from what you call a "cafeteria". It has evolved several times since I constructed this device. I have concerns for those consuming it.
- Panel 3: I would also recommend a better material for the heat sinks. These organic ones don't last very long.
- P.394
- Panel 7: This is even more amazing than your "lava lamp" technology!
- P.395
- Panel 6: It is. We will need several chemicals to make it work but I believe they serve them at meal times here.
- P.398
- Panel 1: Please brace your internal organs for sudden gravitational forces.
- Panel 5: Your lung capacity is most impressive.
- P.399
- Panel 4: Ready. This will likely make the yellow-headed human moisten his synthetic coverings.
- P.400
- Panel 6: It's for the best; I've analysed that stuff.
- P.402
- Panel 2: Our perversion of science is going well.
- P.406
- Panel 4: We should fire now if we want to live.
- P.408
- Panel 4: PUTTY HO!
- P.607
- Panel 4: Great elders! The first sign is here!
- P.608
- Panel 1: They come! You must attend! Hurry!
- P.676
- Panel 1: Someone might want to inform Food TV to move their satellite. It comes very close to the descent trajectory.
- Panel 2: It would probably be healthier than pizza substitute you ingest.
- Panel 3: It will impact the water spewing unit aboveground tonight after David Letterman has made you bark.
- P.677
- Panel 1: I do wish my robotic battle chassis hadn't been destroyed.
- Panel 2: If you mean the herald of the possible end of life on your planet, then yes.
- P.680
- Panel 5: I hope I look as good in ten thousand years.
- P.681
- Panel 5: Behold that which will either maximize that which you call "bling" or make your power source explode!
- P.763
- Panel 3: [...] biomorph initiative underway
- Panel 3: Incoming shub-sothoth warship; breakables in danger
- P.782
- Panel 1: That would be your tentacle hub, dogg.
- Panel 2: You are almost as crazy as Angie is. I like that in humans.
- P.783
- Panel 6: Mind if I join you? Angie is having fun demolishing, I thought I'd help.
- Panel 8: Really.
- P.785
- Panel 2: Crap.
- P.942
- Panel 2: The medical examination must take place!
- Panel 5: I will want to see further testing, but... for now, yes.
- Panel 6: Welcome back, friend Tyler.
- (Note: Between the time this document was created and the following page, the URL structure was changed to use dates instead of page numbers.)
- 2016-10-01
- Panel 1: Those are called "wormholes."
- Panel 1: Agreed, but still...
- Panel 3: Be sure to set it for an up quark spin or it may damage several nearby universes.
- Panel 3: Someone has to care about the multiverse.
- 2016-10-05
- Panel 3: Our calculations contained no errors.
- Panel 5: At least he didn't explode.
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